Barricade was driving around the streets of Gravity Falls to find the root of the anomaly.

"Ugh I am starting to miss Dreadbot being an asshole. Jesus christ this is so boring!"

"I heard that Barricade!"

"On second thought i prefer the boredom."

She was stopping at a red light when she saw Mohawk whizzing past her.

"Dude don't be a damn prick you are gonna stir up the townsfolk!"

"Relax Cade, it's not like the are any competent Sheriff's arou-"

Mohawk hit Sheriff Blubs cruiser and flew over it and onto the road.

"Mohawk! Are you fine?"

"I think i dislocated my driveshaft!"

"Well that's what you get for being careless!"

"Ugh now my head feels fuzzy."

"Now we have to call 'Ze little one'."

"Wait no no no! I'm fine!"

"Hm, you don't look your best."

"Ok fine i will be more careful! Just don't call 'Ze little one"

"That's more like it, but now it's time to get back to work!"

Back at the Anderson household.

"Damn how do you win every single time?"

"It's called skills Grindor. I'll teach you how to win when i be-"

*Grindor wins*

"Now you have to eat that rotten piece of fish in that was left on the basement table 2 weeks ago!"

"I hate you so much!"

"Step right up to our latest attraction! The mysterious Seeldier!"

"This is the 'greatest attraction of Gravity Falls? Really?"

Cody visited the Mystery Shack to see what Gravity Falls greatest

attraction for a laugh. He was let down.

"That is literally just a painted mannequin with a soldier helmet." Cody mumbled to himself.

"I heard that young punk!"

Grunkle Stan overheard Cody's mumbling and decided to call him out on it.

"Ok fine i'm sorry for insulting the 'Seeldier' i was going to leave any way."

Cody leaves the shack proceeds to head into town.

"So how was it?"

"Like you said, a tourist trap."

"Eh i expected that."

"We haven't even found a shred of evidence of what is causing the anomaly!"

"I'm sure we will find it eventually. It's only a matter of time in this small town."

"I guess i should be more patient."

"Beserker reporting, i think our cover has been blown!"