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Edward's POV

I was laying on the bed with my Bella in my arms. She was reading a book. Now that Jasper and Emmett were out of the house, I could have some peace. .. for now. Emmett was planning something. I knew it. Probably something stupid like messing with my Volvo. Maybe they'll try spray painting it pink again. Either way, I didn't have to listen to those thoughts. I could focus on the most important sound in the world. My Bella's heartbeat.

Didn't they understand how difficult it was for me. Every day it seems my self control is growing weaker and weaker. Carlisle and Esme seem to understand the best. As does Alice, for the most part. But my brothers and Rosalie…. One track minds the lot of them. They seem to think I have limitless control over my emotions. But with Bella looking the way she does. Her chocolate brown eyes gazing at me below her long lashes….



No, the wedding is two weeks off. I'd rather not try anything till after she's changed. No matter how difficult it may be. But I made a promise to try, and we would. I just wish my family wasn't always trying to undermine my intentions. Its bad enough Bella is out to get me.

Bella sighed as she turned a page. Her scent filled the air around me. I tensed up. Just for a moment I knew, if I wasn't careful, all my self control would be gone. Bella would have no problem with that. But I would.

Bella POV

Edward tensed beside me. I looked at him, his jaw clenched firmly shut. After a moment I saw his muscles relax and he gave me his infamous crooked grin.

"Is Emmett back?" I asked, trying to hide a grin. I knew what my brothers, for really they were family to me now, were up to. Emmett enjoyed nothing more than giving Edward a hard time.

"No, he and Jasper are still gone." He kissed my forehead and leaned back against the pillows. I turned my attention back to my book.

Alice POV

"Oh, Rose!" I squealed as I made fashion sparks fly. "Try this on!" I handed her a red wrap dress.

There was nothing better than a marathon shopping spree with someone who understood the importance of looking good. So Rosalie wasn't as fashion obsessed as me, but at least I could get her to come shopping with me without grumbling. That was something I'd have to work on with Bella. Who knows, maybe after she gets over the newborn madness, she'll be more willing to go shopping.

"Alice, I'm not trying that on," Rosalie stated as she threw back the red dress.

"But its your color and everything," I pouted.

"We're looking for," Rose paused for a moment, as if the words were foreign and dangerous," wedding clothes." She reminded me.

"That doesn't mean we can't look for other stuff," I stated throwing back the dress. Rosalie rolled her eyes and headed to the dressing room with a large pile of items. I smiled, knowing I could get Rosalie to do as I wished. The sales clerk looked on from behind the counter.

When we first came in she had tried to pitch some of the clothes. But once she saw how Rosalie and I pounced on every rack, she quickly realized her job was already done and she'd be getting a healthy commission. Now she stood back and let us do our thing. Or, let me do my thing, I should say. Rose can hold her own, but no one can shop like I can.

"Rose-" I stopped short for a second. Images were passing through my mind. I could see Jasper and Emmett headed for the house. Jasper was playing some annoying rap song over and over in his 

head. Emmett was singing to himself… in Latin? I didn't know he could speak Latin. Both had wicked grins on their faces. The images continued until….

"Jasper Whitlock Hale! Emmett McCarty Cullen!" I shouted, startling the sales girl. Rosalie was out of the dressing room, dressed, and by my side in an instant.

"What did they do?" she seethed low and quietly. I could see the mask of anger on her face. It had to have been identical to the look on mine. I pulled out my cell phone, already calling that damnable husband of mine.

"I'll feed them to the werewolves myself," I muttered as the phone on the other end rang.

Emmett's POV

We were coming into hearing distance of the house. Jasper helped me formulate the perfect attack. It doesn't hurt to have a brother who was a military man in a former life. We leapt over the river (I'd much rather plow through but we're going for stealth here) and crept up along the house.

I looked at Jasper and gave him one sharp nod before we split. We headed inside and upstairs. I stopped on the second floor landing, at the bottom step of the third floor stairs. Jasper headed up to Edward's room. When he was at the top of the stairs we exchanged a glance and set our plan in motion.

Edward's POV

I heard Emmett and Jasper return home. I was too busy watching my Bella to notice, or even care really what Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum were up to. Although Emmett singing in Latin was a new one on me. Who knew he could speak Latin? Jasper though, when did his taste in music become so common.

I was playing with Bella's hair, humming softly when the thoughts started.

Rosalie, sweet soft Rosalie…. Emmett then continued into a detailed account of every little thing he found attractive about his wife.

Then came Jasper's thoughts. Alice. Sweet, pixie Alice…. Jasper's thoughts were headed in the same direction as Emmett's.

"Emmett, Jasper," I growled. Bella looked up at me stifling a giggle. Jasper was right outside my door. The thoughts were bad enough. I tensed and moved to towards the foot of the bed, not making any sudden movements.

That's when the lust came.

Lust like a tidal wave, hitting me hard. Jasper was messing with my emotions outside the door, sending me into a near frenzy.



"Cut it OUT!" I yelled. Bella made a move towards me, but I knew if she touched me, if I even looked at her….well, she'd be getting her one and only demand a lot sooner than she thought. I crossed the room in two strides and I ripped the door off its hinges in my attempt to get Jasper. I heard a sharp intake of breath behind me. I knew I had to get my emotions in check. Jasper was staring at me, a look of pure, evil joy on his face.

"Jasper," I begged. I actually begged, "Please."

He put his hands out like he was going to touch me. I backed away, slowly, and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door behind me. Jasper stood outside, sending out every frustrating, annoying emotion he could think of to accompany the lust waves. I was trapped.

Emmett's POV

I saw Edward come out of his bedroom, a look of pure torture on his face. Jasper was doing good, very good in fact. I kept up my thoughts of my sweet Rosalie, and as soon as I heard Edward slam the bathroom door, I sprang.

I ran up the stairs and into Edward's room. Bella was half off the bed, readying to go check on Edward when I grabbed her. I placed one hand around her mouth so she couldn't scream, the other around her waist before tucking her under my arm like a football. I dropped a piece of paper on the bed and charged down the stairs and out the back door to the garage and my jeep. I belted Bella in tight, knowing she was far too uncoordinated to successfully escape. I couldn't help the booming laughter that escaped as I drove off down the drive way as Jasper worked his magic on the third floor.

"Emmett, what are you doing!" Bella yelled at me as we headed down the driveway and onto the highway.

"Don't worry sis, nothing bad. Just sit back and chill." I headed south, not sure where I was headed.

"Emmett!" she yelled, pounding her fist into my right bicep.

"Bella, your gonna hurt yourself if you keep that up," I said casually. "Relax, little sis. We're just giving Edward a taste of his own medicine. He's been making us miserable now we're going to return the favor. Nothing bad, just some good, clean fun." I couldn't help but laugh at that last part. What Jasper was making Edward feel was anything but clean.

I tuned Bella out as I drove. She would rant and rage, but she was human. What could she do? She'd probably try to get me back after she'd changed, but hey, I could take her.

My cell phone rang and I checked the caller I.D.

I may be able to take Bella when she's a newborn, but the person at the end of the line was a completely different case all together. Scarier than any Volturi guard, scarier than an army of new borns, and definitely scarier than Alice on a shopping spree at Dior. She would be mad just because 

she'd have to listen to Edward and Alice complain. And I had forgotten; she was with Alice today. Alice-I-can-see-the-future Cullen.

"Damn…."

A/N- Ok, so chapter two is here. I'm going on vacation (Yeah Disneyland!) this weekend for nearly two weeks of sunshine. I don't know if I'll have internet connection, so please forgive me if it takes a while to update. I will be writing chapters while I'm gone though. This is way too much fun. So Read, review, discuss.

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