A/N- I'm BAAAAAAACK!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
I don't own Twilight, or a Porshe….damn
Rosalie's POV
"Emmett McCarty Cullen what the hell have you done?" I kept my voice low and dangerous. Alice was driving, still trying to reach Jasper as we flew down the road in her Porshe. Yelling inside the car was one of Alice's pet peeves. Especially since I broke the windshield in her last car…twice. So I settled for low and menacing, knowing full well that Emmett would feel the burn of my anger one way or another.
"Hey Rose. I haven't done anything. How 's the shopping trip going?" I heard his reply along with a female voice, Bella's, in the background.
"Liar."
"Rose, you wound me," he said. I heard a muffled shout and Emmett's response of, "Don't do that. Do you want a broken hand at your wedding?"
"Emmett, I want the truth. What are you doing with Bella? And why did Alice see Edward curled up in a ball on the bathroom floor dry sobbing?" Alice hadn't told me the whole vision before she raced out the store and started dialing so fast her phone started smoking.
"Rose, you know how you and I haven't had any alone time lately?" I was silent as I waited for him to continue. "And I know that you've been just as frustrated as the rest of us in the house, so I thought a little pre-wedding vengeance was in order. Anyways, of all people I thought that you'd appreciate this more than anyone else." I could hear the smirk in his voice.
Damn that husband of mine. He had a point. I couldn't even look at him without hearing Edward gripe about how difficult we were making life for him. He's the one who had to fall in love with a human. Although I don't completely loath Bella anymore, I still think she's making a mistake. And now with the Volturi in the mix, there was no choice. She had to become one of us. Knowing she really has
no other choice, it makes it just a little easier to swallow. Still…. If she only would have listened to me in the beginning. If Edward would have listened….Edward. Damn him. He's the reason I've been sucked into Wedding plans, and humans giving up everything wonderful for this, and fighting newborns with Werewolves. Although fighting the newborns was a fun way to pass the morning. To top it all off, he's also the reason I haven't been with my husband in so long.
"Alright Emmett." I paused as I stole a glance at Alice. She was still dialing like a mad woman. Someone wasn't answering his phone. Jasper was going to get it. "Is it true Edward is trapped in a bathroom?" I smiled. Emmett could be so diabolical at times. I knew there was a reason I loved him.
Alice's POV
Rosalie had gotten through to Emmett and had gotten past her anger and was now wearing a smirk of her own. I knew she'd enjoy what they've done too much. Doesn't she realize how much of a pain this is? How this is going to throw off my entire week?! I've got meetings with all sorts of vendors, plans to finalize, and Esme and I have to finish the seating arraignments. I don't have time to chase Emmett and Jasper all over creation to rescue the bride!
"Jasper, if you don't answer your phone you'll be wishing I never came back from Italy!" I hung up the phone and changed tactics. If I couldn't reach Jasper, then I'd just have to get a hold of the only other sympathetic ear I could. After all, they had just as much invested in these wedding plans as I do.
The phone rang and was answered on the second ring.
"Esme, we've got a problem…."
Jasper's POV
I heard Edward curl up on the floor and start to dry sob. My phone kept ringing but I knew better than to answer it. In fact, it only helped me in the task at hand. Every time I heard Alice's ring tone, I was able to send out a new wave of emotions. There was only one call I could afford to answer right now. Only then would I stop.
I eased up on the lust, and the frustration, and replaced it with depression, sadness, and just a hint of fear. Those should be feelings that human Grooms-to-be should be accustomed to. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself.
"You ok in there, Edward?" I asked. All I heard was low string of profanities. Yep, Edward was going to kill me.
My phone rang again, only this time, it was the call I had been waiting for. I answered on the third ring. Before I could say a word though, I heard Edward laugh….Laugh?
Then I was sent flying down the hall, through a wall, skidding to a stop at the glass exterior wall. Above me was something worse than the Volturi Guard, worse than every newborn I had ever faced,
worse than the battles of the Southern Vampire wars. This made Gettysburg look like a walk in the park. Above me stood one very angry, very vengeful, and slightly deranged pixie.
"Ah sh—"
Emmett's POV
"Ok Rose," now that I have Rosalie on our side I couldn't get her to stop talking. I hadn't decided where to take Bella for fear of that deranged pixie beating us there. I tried calling Jasper but all I heard was something that sounded like boulders crashing. That's how I knew Alice was home and Edward would come out hunting soon.
"I'll take care of Alice's interference. This will be good. I'll call you back." With that Rosalie had hung up the phone. I smiled to myself.
"Are you happy with yourself?" Bella asked from her position in the front seat. She had stopped trying to beat me up after I pointed out the possibility of broken bones. And really, Edward would kill me if I returned her with any broken or missing pieces. Then she started to pout, staring out the window fuming. Now I think she had given in to the inevitable and was wondering when all of this would finally be over with.
"Yeah, actually. Come on Bella, this won't be all that bad. You get to hang out with me, your favorite brother." I smiled as I sneaked a peak at her. Her arms were crossed and she was staring out the windshield.
"Stupid vampires." She muttered. She turned in her seat, or, at least as well as she could before staring at me. "You know I'm going to get you after Edward changes me."
All I could do was laugh. Bella….pfffft….yeah, sure.
"Furthermore, Emmett…."she stopped when she saw the grin on my face. "Oh, why do I even bother? Fine, you've kidnapped me. You're making Edward miserable. Although, do you realize how miserable he is already with you guys constantly torturing him?" she paused for a beat. Finally she said quietly. "Where are we going?"
"Uh…."
A/N- Ok Twilight boys and girls! I got internet access for one day and one day only. So I thought I'd update for all my favorite peeps. Can I just say, I love my reviewers! Ya'll are awesome! Over twenty reviews! Yay!! Don't worry, Emmett knows where he's going. Trust me on that. It's good. Any and all suggestions and reviews are loved!! :D
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