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Esme's POV

I know I should have kept Jasper and Rosalie here, but I couldn't. I was secretly happy that they were including Bella as part of the family. Letting her join in the little things they do as a family. Even if it is kidnapping the Chief of Police' daughter.
Espcially Rosalie. I know she's not completely sold on the idea of Bella becoming one of us. But her helping Emmett and Jasper is just another small step towards her accepting Bella as a sister. Or at the least a friend.
That and...poor Edward. I do feel bad for him. My first born. But I can't blame his siblings for acting out. And nothing bad will happen to Bella, I'm sure of it. It's just good, clean fun.
I picked up the phone and dialed. The other end rang twice before a velvet voice answered.
"Dr. Cullen"
"Carlisle dear, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie have kidnapped Bella as revenge against Edward.
Edward and Alice are out hunting them down right now. Jasper and Rose have gone to stop them"
There was a short pause.
"I'm on my way home."

Edward's POV

We sped along I-5 northbound, as Alice continued to try and reach the wolfpack. We were nearly to Mt. Vernon, a tiny town north of Seattle. The exit came up on us quick and I darted between two semi's and barely made the exit. GI Joe's was right beside the freeway. A quick right, followed by an immediate left and we were parked outside the front door to the store. Alice slammed the phone closed with an exasperated sigh.
"Edward!" she whined. I opened my door and let a small breeze waft through the Volvo.
Alice stopped mid-whine. We both smelled it. She thru open her door and was by my side in an instant.
We looked around, but there was no sign of Emmett's jeep. But they had defiantely been here.

Alice looked at me and we headed inside.

Jasper's POV

Rosalie and I headed north through the woods, running as fast as we could. I pulled out my cell phone and waited for Emmett to pick up. We knew he was in Mt. Vernon an hour ago, but now, he could be anywhere.
"Joe's Mortuary, you stab em' we slab em'. Would you like to hear today's specials?" "Emmett," I growled low, "Why did you let Bella near a phone"
"Idiot!" Rosalie yelled beside me.
"Hey," Emmett said,"Bella said she needed a human moment. I decided to be gentlemanly and let her use the bathroom alone. See what happen's when I try to be a gentleman." I heard Bella sigh in the background and mumble something low. Emmett's loud laugh filled my ear.
"Yeah, well Edward and Alice were able to track down the owner and now their headed to Mt. Vernon. Alice can't see, thanks to Rose, but still. Where are you"
"Remember our last war game a few months ago?" Emmett said. I could hear the evil in his voice. I remembered the location well. Rosalie heard every word and she flashed an evil grin. I swear when she did that she looked like Emmett. They really were well matched.
"My Emmett is a genius!" she said. I couldn't help but smile too. Emmett really was a genius. Especially because Fort Casey had a million hiding places. It was perfect for a tactical defense.
"We'll be there soon, coming in from the sound." I hung up the phone.
"You know there's going to be a fight right?" I looked over at Rosalie.
She grinned. "Oh yes. And Jasper, I really don't mind the fact that we'll be fighting to keep Bella with us." Rosalie was enjoying this too much. We veered northeast and soon reached the ocean. Without stopping we headed into the surf towards Fort Casey.

Emmett's POV

I had Bella with me in the center tower. Along with the entire arsenal of paintballs, a mini-space heater and some food. Bella sat on the floor, staring at a crack in the wall. The other supplies were in the lighthouse just North of us. That's also were I parked the jeep, incase we had to make a quick escape.
But there was NO WAY Edward and Alice were getting by us.
"Rose and Jasper will be here soon." I smiled. I hadn't had this much fun in SOOO LOOONG. It was worth getting Alice and Edward riled up.
"Oh great," she muttered. "COme on Bella," I coaxed out of her as I sat down beside her on the cold floor. "Lighten' up. THings are going great." She still frowned at me. I felt bad. I didn't want her sad, I just wanted Edward to taste his own medicine. "You know, your little phone stunt gave Edward and Alice a lead." Her eyes lit up. "Now there headed to Mt. Vernon trying to find us." I couldn't stop smiling. I knew they would find us, no doubt about that. I just didn't know when. "That left Jazz and Rose unguarded." she scowled.
"Bella, I got to say, your little 'human minute' stunt actaully helped." Now she looked at me like I was insane. "Really, now the paintball war to end all paintball wars will start that much sooner."

Bella sighed and gently hit her the back of her head against the concrete wall behind her.
"Why Emmett? Why do I have to have a brother, no sorry, BROTHERS that finds stealing people away from their boyfriends and holding them hostage against their will FUN? And why does everything come down to an epic paintball battle? Do vampires like pretty colors or something? Am I going to have a paintball addiction after I'm changed"
Ah, Bella remembered the last time we played capture the flag. By the time we were finnished, everyone except Bella, was splattered in the colors of the rainbow. Edward more than anyone. He was scared that we'd hurt Bella, even if we were throwing them at human speed. Me and Carlisle had actually made a target on his back out of red and white paint. Alice kept trying to spell things out. It was hilarious.

"Yes Bella," I said with the straightest face I could manage. "ONce your turned, you will be obsessed with shopping, paintballs, and the disney star of the week." she starred at me and then scowled.
"Thats why I found a copy of Cosmogirl in the back of your jeep last month?" she said.
"Yes, because I have a thing for the Jonas brothers, don't tell Rose." I joked.

That was it. The corners of her lips twitched. Slowly a grin cracked her face.
Then a laugh escaped.
Soon Bella was rolling on the floor, clutching her sides. I couldn't help it. Humans are funny when they laugh. Especially Bella.
Soon I was rolling beside her.

Alice's POV

We made our way through the sliding doors and immediately caught the Bella's scent on a trolley.
For some reason, Emmett had put her IN the trolley. I suppose to Emmett, it made sense.
"They were here." Edward growled low. We hadn't reached the cash register when I whipped my head around.
A tall blond was dragging a man that could only be her brother through the front doors.
"If you don't like the tent I bought, Gideon, then you can pick out a new one. I told you camping and me don't mix." I could smell Bella on her. So could Edward.
"Excuse me," Edward crossed the space between us and them in two seconds. "Did you see a slender brunette with a big weightlifter type here?" Edward was forgetting all manners and relying on his beauty. The poor girl just starred.
"Uh huh," she sighed, slightly nodding her head.
"Do you know where they went?" he asked urgently. The girl's brother just starred at him. I could tell he wanted to run. Thats when Edward's phone rang. I quickly answered, not bothering to look at the I.D.
"Hello?" "Uh, hi, this is Seth. I'm trying to get a hold of Rosalie." I heard the gentle voice of Seth Clearwater.
"Yes!" I hissed. Finally someone in the pack is on a phone! Wait, why is he calling Edward?
"Seth, why are you calling Edward?" I asked.
"Because Rosalie asked me to get involved with...something. I'm not sure what. So you couldn't see. She said it was a surpise for Edward and Bella's wedding. She didn't want-" I cut him off.
"How did you get this number?" I asked.
"Rosalie gave me her phone and it was programed in. No one else was answering, so I just kept trying every number. I've got to go out on patrol. I needed to let Rosalie know-" Edward stared at me as he snatched the phone from my grasp.
"Seth, Rosalie isn't here." I could hear the fury behind the smooth facade of his voice.
"Do me a favor and stop helping Rosalie. She and Emmett kidnapped Bella as a joke and now," I could see a visable grimace furrow his smooth features, "We're stuck in a game of keep away. I would appreciate this if you would stop being INVOLVED so Alice could see"
I heard Seth's reply as if I was talking to him. "Sure, no problem Edward. Sorry about messing with Alice. I didn't know"
"Thank you." Edward hung up the phone. I started looking as we left the blond and her brother gaping at us. We got into the Volvo and suddenly, I could see perfectly.
Edward sped out of the carpark and west onto Highway 20 towards the setting sun and Fort Casey.

A/N- Ok, I know its not the epic battle of paintball to end all epic battles of paintball, but I promise, thats next chapter.
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