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Ya'll have managed the impossible! Something every person I've ever met has tried to do…they thank you from the bottom of their black little hearts. I thank you from the bottom of that empty space where a heart is supposed to be. The damn skittles stole what was left of mine, however. Now I keep random things such as Mr. Goodbars and my car keys there… oh well, at least I still have my soul.
Again with this…(let me compose myself, this is very hard to admit…) begins to resemble Bella in New Moon holding sides…..I…don't….own…Twilight…le SOB
So, this is the part where I like to do shout outs. Shout outs to those fabulous people who have reviewed and make me happier than my natural Alice-like state…How sad, early twenties and still having Alice like amounts of energy and mentality with just a touch of Emmett's goofiness. Someone once said by the time you reach this age you'll be a mature, young adult….Pffffttt….yeah right, mature. When Hell freezes over…maybe. So back to the case at hand, shout outs to those amazing reviewers that really are helping my writing skillz (and confidence) so THANK YOU WITH CHOCOLATE COVERED CULLEN OF YOUR CHOICE ON TOP TO: J.K. Meyer, Crystaldragon791, 3daygirl, messhaBlack, Shruikin, Lil French Girl, pff401, Sushisan6, desmatia, justm, Full Moon Writing (I'm bad. I do the same thing when I should be asleep. What will we ever do), darknight7 (your boyfriend comment made me laugh), Muse44, elusivepoet, TwilightObsessedOECD, mx.edwardcullen95, andaere, XO Edwards my angel XO, twilightrox2201, iambellaswan00, princess1992, Dazzler16, and super thanks to twilightmom67, NNycBlackout89, and madeinchina 371. And to every other reviewer (my fingers are cramping now) that I didn't mention, and to everyone who's added me to their favorite authors/stories and everyone who's bothered to just read the story, THANKS!!
And now, the continuation of Keep Away with the Cullens….
Bella's POV
Jasper was right behind me with a look of utter shock plastered on his face. He wasn't expecting a lime green paintball to the face. When did he start wearing black grease beneath his eyes?
It had slowed him enough for the yellow streak behind him to tackle him; effectively dragging him down to the ground. I heard a strangled cry and a shocked voice.
"Rosalie. Get," Oomph, "Off!"
Emmett spun around, running backwards, to get a look at Jasper and Rosalie. I heard a definite click of what sounded like a camera. Several blinding flashes danced above my head, just outside my line of vision.
Why would Rosalie tackle Jasper?
Wasn't she helping him?
Slowly my brain was waking up.
"Bella!" I heard Emmett cry as he spun back around and continued his journey north. I was grateful he returned to look where he was going. I didn't need to be sick on top of kidnapped.
Emmett's entire body shook from laughter. He slowed and collapsed on the ground, still holding me to his shoulder.
What was so funny?
"Bella, do you know who that was?!" he gasped.
"Jasper?" I asked. Realization was dawning on me as the cool air off the ocean whipped threw my hair. It was Jasper, wasn't it?
Emmett was thrown into another fit of laughter before standing up, with me on his shoulder, and running north.
"Jasper," he muttered between laughs.
I thought for a moment. Red paint, chasing after us, trying to help Emmett keep me…No, red paint was Rosalie's color. Each Cullen had a different color, I learned that in the first war game I played with them. Why would Rose attack Jasper….
"NO!"
Alice's POV
I didn't think she had it in her. It was a snap decision, with the vision invading my mind only a second before it actually happened. I stopped short in my chase of Jasper and turned North.
Bella was slung over Emmett's shoulder. She had reached into the bag and pulled out a handful of paintballs. She hit Edward straight in the face while yelling, 'Taste the fan-freakin-tastic rainbow!' It was beyond words.
Bella just squashed her own rescue attempt.
Bella actually stopped Edward for a fraction of a second.
Just long enough for a yellow Rosalie to tackle Edward from behind. Emmett spun around, still running, and snapped several photos of Edward's humiliation. I heard Jasper's soft chuckle turn into rib splitting laughter as he took in the scene for a moment. Then he was off into the woods.
Another vision invaded my mind. Emmett had paused. He fell to the ground laughing.
I started running north, behind the tree line towards the lighthouse before the vision had even finished.
This was perfect.
Emmett's POV
I can't believe Bella did that.
Maybe I'm starting to rub off on her. After all, she's been with her favorite brother for nearly 24 hours straight. She really is diabolical. That's when I heard her desperate and agonized cry.
"NO!"
Ok, maybe not.
"Bella, calm down." I said gulped in unneeded air in an attempt to calm the laughter.
"Edward!" she hollered behind me.
Edward was currently pinned beneath my dear, sweet Rosalie. She had a most devious plan in store for him. And I was the star. Ah, Rose. Just as diabolical as me. I love her.
"Emmett!" Bella tried beating the back of my legs as I ran north. The only way I knew this was because she was wriggling on my shoulder.
"Relax Bella. You know if you hadn't hit Edward in the face with that paintball, he would have caught us. Then the epic paintball battle would have ended then and there."
"Ugh," she sighed. She stopped trying to beat me and instead hung motionless over my shoulder. "Why, Emmett? Why?" she asked in a defeated tone.
I chuckled as we approached the lighthouse.
"I don't know why. But what was up with 'taste the fan-freakin-tastic rainbow'?"
Bella just sighed. "Let me go back to sleep. Wake me when your done playing keep away." She sounded so defeated. She was quiet for a moment before she said, "Just so you know. Your worse than Alice when she decides to play Bella Barbie."
That's when I paused. We had reached the jeep. I opened the passenger side door and sat Bella in the seat. As I strapped the harness into place I said, "I'm no where near as bad as the deranged pixie."
And that's when I was tackled to the ground.
Alice's POV
I saw Emmett slow near the jeep and set Bella down in the passenger seat. She looked so sad. Awe, we need to change that.
"I'm no where near as bad as the deranged pixie." I heard Emmett scold. That was it.
I sprung from my spot on the widow's walk of the Lighthouse. I came down hard and fast on top of Emmett. He sunk into the ground, making a very lovely Emmett shaped dent in the ground, face first.
"How's that for deranged PIXIE!" I yelled at him as I pocketed his jeep keys. I quickly darted thru the open passenger door, slamming it behind me. I had the car in drive and heading south towards the Fort before Emmett could compose himself and give chase.
"Hi Bella," I said, grinning at her in the dark interior of the jeep. The lights were off and we were speeding across the manicured lawns of the park. That's when a second vision hit.
Me and Bella were speeding off to save a very tormented Edward. We arrived, he jumped in and we headed back to the house…and Edward wouldn't let Bella out of his sight till after the wedding.
I snapped out of the vision, knowing what I must do. Edward wouldn't let Bella out for anything. He was going to be more than overprotective. He would be downright mental. And I have a wedding to plan.
"Alice! Thank God!" she screamed as she tried to throw her arms around me. Then she noticed the headlights were off. "ALICE!" she yelled.
"Oh Bella, calm down." I said as the fort came into view. Behind me I saw Emmett, in all his pink, yellow, and now blue, glory giving chase. In front of us was a yellow and red Rosalie and a very pink Jasper torturing Edward. The now red, yellow, and pink Edward was curled in a ball on the ground. There he goes again, twitching.
I rolled down my window and called out.
"Thanks Jasper!" as we raced off past them. My beloved Jasper was shocked just long enough for Edward to shoot up and throw him into the side of the fort. Emmett had reached the threesome and was staring off after his beloved jeep.
"Bella!" I heard Edward holler before we shot out of sight.
"Alice!" Bella screamed in my ear, "You left Edward!"
"Yep," I said, popping the P.
"Alice…" she was leaning forward in her seat. She sat still for a moment then sank back. "No Alice, NO."
I grinned evilly.
"No, I'd rather be Emmett's hostage. Return me to Edward. Or at least Emmett. I'd rather be with Rosalie. Just, no…No means no, Alice." She threw her hands up in defeat.
"Bella, we're going to have so much fun!" I squealed.
Bella's POV
I had ruined my own rescue attempt.
I was going to be poked and prodded by a maniacal vampire who thought ten hour long shopping trips were fun. I'd rather be in the skittles factory with Emmett and Edward.
Ugh.
I was a captive of the deranged Pixie.
And there we have it. Do you like it? I like it. Its Alice's time to have fun. And we all know Alice. Alice planning a wedding…with free range on the bride…muahahahah. So read, review, discuss. The same as always.
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