Chapter 2

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well! Well guys, you already have your first visitors, allow me to introduce to you…Ninja of the hidden fridge! And Zai-Chan13.

Everyone: Hi!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: So Ninja of the hidden fridge, would you like to go first?

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Gladly

Ninja goes directly to a romantic couple in the corner, Just for you Aishiteru146, that is Sakura and Sasuke. He pulls out his 92sf pistol, and starts beating the crap outta them. Capping Sakura's knee cap, and just capping Sasuke's chin.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Ok, if we can keep the blood off the walls and carpet, that would be lovely. Anyway Zai-Chan13 what was it that you wanted them to do?

Zai-Chan13: Ok first Deidara, I don't like you.

Deidara: thanks

Zai-Chan13: Your welcome, Anyway, So I want you to wear a chicken costume, and sing…Hannah Montana songs!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Da, da dummm! So evil! I like it, Go on Deidara.

Deidara: Er no!

Glares at Deidara

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: You know if you don't, I'll make you don't something that is even more unreasonable.

Deidara: What's more unreasonable than singing Hannah Montana?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: True! But I will find something, like you will have to make out with…Tenten

Tenten: SAY WHAT!

Deidara: Ok you win! I'll put on the stupid costume.

Zia-Chan13: And…

Deidara: Sing Hannah Montana

Deidara dresses up like a chicken.

Zai-Chan13: Now sing You get the best of both worlds.

Deidara sighs: Fine! 'You get the best of both worlds!'

Laughter fills the room.

Zai-Chan13: Kisame! I've some friends I would like you to meet.

The Nemo gang appears.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well, we have more guests now! The finding Nemo gang. Interesting!

Zai-Chan13: Attack My fishie friends! ATTACK!

Kisame gets beaten up by the Nemo lot, while Ninja of the hidden fridge is still beating up Sasuke and Sakura. Clearly enjoying it too.

Zai-Chan13: Also Neji

Neji: Oh great!

Zai-Chan13: You must wear a green spandex suit like Lee BUT!…in pink!

Everyone screams.

Neji: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: No! its purrfect! Now do it! Ans to spice things up, you have to do the can can.

Neji puts it on, and again laughter fills the room, as he attempts to do the can can.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Oh my God! I've never laughed so much in my life…Ninja dude I think you got them.

Ninja of the hidden fridge still beaten up two what looks like dead corpses on the ground.

Cat.Ninja.Assasin: Don't worry they are not dead! Cos I don't allow killing do I?

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Don't worry they aren't dead, they might need a doctor though! But I still aint done.

Cat.Ninja.Assasin: Ok so I'm going say everything he does. He grabs a baseball bat and starts to break all her bones with it, then if that wasn't enough he slams her face into the wall. Then moving back onto Sasuke he starts river dancing and kicking his balls. Nice!. Then he EW! He is now making him blind in the most disgusting way! Ok folks you really don't want to see how he does that. So are ya done now?

Ninja of the hidden fridge: hold on a sec!

He gives one final blow at Sasuke

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Ok folks that's it for them, they have had enough fun today, but you can have a go if you wish, just don't go insane like Ninja of the hidden fridge did. Ok I'll see you next time when hopefully some more people wish to take part. See ya. Shikamaru come on, I want to make out with you now!

Shikamaru: Again?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Uh huh! Lets go.

Drags shikamaru into the closet.

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