Komui's Angels

Full Throttle

-Okay, so I don't have the first movie, but it's not truly important on which goes first. If you are reading this, you must know who they are and that is the reason for reading. Based off Charlie's Angels Full Throttle.

-Since Charlie is a voice box. I will let you know that "…" that will be Charlie, AKA Komui -heart- Also, I wanted to let you know that the introductions to them might be small but xD It's my brain. Forgive me.

Warning: Explosions and men wearing interesting outfits e_e' . I will put up the first chapter and if you want a yaoi, it will be here. Some OOC and no specific timeline.

Disclaimer: I do not own either movie nor anime. Anime is Man is owned by Katsura Hoshino. Movie is from Colombia Pictures.

Ch2. The Angels

"Once apon a time there where three very different little boys."

Allen

Allen around the age of 10 is running from an angry mob of men. A golden golem flies quickly behind him in a panic its self. Soon Allen trips, due to his common luck, and the guys catch up with him.

"You! Cross' apprentice! Pay up for what he owes us!" They demanded.

Allen turns around and stares at them wide eyed freaking out. He smiles innocently as this was something common. He held out a deck of cards and laughed a bit.

"I-Is it a card game then?"

--

Kanda

Kanda is in the middle of a forest with things surrounding him. His eyes are closed and his short hair blows in the wind. He opens his eyes quickly and attacks his opponent dead on. Two wooden things are released onto him as he chops them up into pieces quickly.

In his own vision, one flower stands alone as he growls.

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Lavi

Young Lavi yawned a bit as he stared at an old and short man. The old man looked like a panda to him, short and black eye lids; which always got him wondering, does this man not sleep? His eyes was covered with his usual eye patch and his face wasn't all that happy either.

"Now Lavi, I want you to start by reading these recorded histories."

Lavi winced as the old man put down a load of books. He was a bit young, but still determined to do this, as he had no one else and needed no one else.

"Yes Bookman," he replied starting on it.

"Who grew up to be three very different men."

Kanda

As usual the man woke up early and went for an early training outside. He needed to keep in shape for the job he was "going through." After that he would go into the cafeteria of where he was staying and order soba noodles, hoping to eat them in peace.

Lavi

The red head gave out a tough look to the people and soon a thumbs up from the monster truck window. This time he was ready to have some fun. He waved the back of his palm as a signal that he is ready to go. He puckered up his lips and put his green and yellow helmet on.

They dashed off leaving a trail of dust behind. The engine roared as the trucks sped up and crushed over the cars. Soon it flew into the air like it had wings of its own.

"YEAAAHHHH!" Lavi screamed before doing a wheelie.

Allen

Lavi smiled brightly as he was finally away from his dreaded master. Though the white hair boy was somewhat stranded, he could still figure this out. People knew his destination, whether good or bad. That smile didn't last soon though. From the sky, a laser like bullet shot down from the sky, people began to scream.

"An akuma…" he mumbled.

With that his hand was unraveled and ready to take down the akuma. With one slice, the akuma exploded and he sighed with relief.

"Now they work for me. My name is Komui."

In a roller rink the three held hands, much to Kanda's dismay, while on a mission. Lavi smirked as he came from the back of their line and defeated the opposing people in front of them; his hands breaking them apart. The other two fells down and landed on their asses in distraught.

-

On a cement street in the middle of a cement city where barely anyone walked, a red car swerved back and forth to get someone off their lid. That someone happened to be Lavi hanging on for dear life swinging with it.

Lavi yelled at the driver slamming his hand against the window trying to get the guy to stop. Still he kept on driving.

-

Allen's face seemed scared for life as he was up on a window that was probably 20 stories high, or so it seemed. Still, he hand the suction cups and they kept him hanging in their for a good while. He placed something on the glass window and used a laser to slice through in a circle. He pulled off the glass and took the innocence that was inside.

Like a swan, Allen gracefully jumped off the building into some kind of safety net.

-

With dark, piercing and concentrating eyes, Kanda hunted down his prey. Sure he was on a horse and in a ridiculous outfit, but he couldn't complain right now, not till he got back for a meeting with Komui.

He swung a lasso around after the man running in front of him. Before this man changed into an Akuma, he pulled him down and sliced him up.

Grunting, Kanda took off the hat he was wearing. His hair let out as he swung it around a bit.

-

"Stop! Hammer time!" the T.V yelled out from inside a house. Apparently the famous music video of M.C Hammer was playing and he was dancing as the music took afoot.

As if enthusiastic with the song, Allen began shaking his ass to the beat. He really couldn't do much as he held a box with moving supplies in it. Actually, the whole house seemed like someone was moving in or going out.

"Can't touch this."

Allen turned around from the T.V and danced from side to side like M.C Hammer did in the beginning, his head following the movements direction.

"Can't touch this"

Allen smiled and laughed a little, but he was still in a huff, as he moved his feet like an Irish dance.

Kanda and Lavi came in and stared at him, Kanda more annoyed then anything else. Lavi moved to one side as Kanda stayed where he was, not wanting to get involved. He had a box too and he planned on getting it inside and getting more so he could leave.

"Hey!" Allen said happily as Lavi stared at his feet.

Lavi smirked and put the box down, he went to Kanda and pulled him to dance. Kanda glared at Lavi but Lavi never took it in and pulled him again. To get out mugen from it sheath, Kanda put down the box to attack Lavi to only have Lavi kiss him. He was shocked a bit but shock his head quickly. Lavi pulled him pleading for him dance. Kanda tried to pull away desperately but finally caved from the second kiss.

"Break it down!"

The three of them in a line began dancing like the girls in the background of the music video. One leg lifting and then the other. Allen smiled a bit less because he knew he'd be killed after what he was about to say, or at lest he thought.

"Go Kanda!"

"Stop! Hammer time! Every time you see-"

As they continued to dance back and forth their hands moved into a cross then out again, their legs still moving up.

"I'm-" M.C continued.

"Oh yeah!" praised out Allen.

They moved their heads from side to side, legs apart and finger on the right cheek.

"Whooo!"

Allen and lavi turn around, dragging Kanda along with them. They all held hands, whether they wanted to or not and jumped onto the couch making it fall backwards. Allen and Lavi laughed while Kanda looked away embarrassed by it all.

"Hey, check this out," a voice of a girl could be heard.

They all look up before Allen turns around and looks up. He looks at a young women with growing dark green hair and violet eyes. She was smiling holding up mail like it was the best thing in the world, a golden golem behind her.

"Our first piece of mail!" She quickly turned to look at it as Allen went to jump over the couch. Instead, he got a dose of reality and fell face first onto the ground.

"Ouf!"

He chuckled slightly as he got back up and went over to her, picking her up and smiling. He took the mail from her and looked at what it said.

"Oh, it's a little get together."

"It'll be a fun night!"

"Isn't that cool?"

She giggled, "it's great."

They smiled at each other before kissing happily.

-outside-

Kanda sighed as he walked out with Lavi to the moving truck to take out a few things.

"I still can't believe Allen and Lenalee are moving in together…" Kanda mumbled. "Finally, the bean sprout is growing up."

Lavi smiled, "it's wild that Allen owns property. The most expensive things I own are these boots."

"Che, you are borrowing mine.."

"Whatever, my point is-"

A surfer guy with a toned body ran by that caught Lavi's attention. Apparently he was working out, but that body, of course. Usually he would go for a women doing something so radiant, but since he was with Kanda, it didn't really bother him what gender anymore.

Kanda noticed this from the side of his eye as he picked up a box to bring in, his head followed Lavi's to see who it was. He mentally frowned and growled a bit. Slowly he rolled his eyes and pushed the box into Lavi's arms.

"I forgot my point.." Lavi said slightly confused.

"You are a horney man and you are wearing boots." He mumbled getting his own share from the truck.

"Thank you.." Lavi sighed obviously knowing someone was jealous.

Allen and Lenalee come out as they were going to speak before the phone rang. The three twitched knowing who it was. Allen ran inside quickly to catch it.

"Hello? Yes, be right in." his voiced echoed to the outside. He left the house and went to the others. Kanda was already walking there as Allen came out.

"Huh!?" Allen screeched.

Lavi's eye twitched, "Yuu-chan! Wait!" He called after the grunt running.

Allen turned his attention to Lenalee and kissed her softly, "I'm sorry, bye!"

"Oh Komui," Lenalee whispered.

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Black Order

The three barged in at once and in sync, "Bak!"

Bak turned over with a small smile and yet tension. He was not happy about Allen and Lenalee being together, no, she was only for him!! Though, right now this was business and he had to stick to it. His smile grew as he saw Kanda's warning glare.

"He-hey! What's happening Angel's?! How ya'll doin'?"

Allen softly smiled, "hey."

Kanda walked quickly to the couch as the others followed.

"Hey Bak."

Bak only blinked as they sat down on the couch in front of him. "I-I see the science people didn't update on the books! For awhile now actually."

"We have a book?" Lavi commented.

Bak looked to the desk he was sitting on and laid down the books he picked up. He turned his head back to them with a cheep smile on his face.

"Look here you three, I have been doing this for sometime now. One of you all explain to me though," he got up and turned back to get an item and looked back towards them. He held up the device in confusion,

"What the hell is this?"

He looked down to it, "and what do you think-"

With that he clicked the button from curiosity and shocked his neck in a scream and fell to the ground. Lavi and Allen slightly chuckled and Kanda had on a smirk. Bak got up quickly to look professional.

"Careful with that Bak," Allen explained too late.

He shook head like nothing serious had happened.

"I'm alright. AND, I also see you're being played with this."

He held up a certain vest that seemed bullet proof. "Five g for a kevlon vest?"

"We need those," Lavi explained.

"Yeah, they were made especially for us."

Bak raised an eyebrow to them before putting it down, "you all are good, but you're also crazy!"

Lavi and Allen smiled to him. The red head moved to the side as Allen got up to grab Bak. Bak blinked with confusion on what the hell Allen would be doing. His eye twitched as he was pulled to the couch.

"What..?"

"Bak.. Come here," Allen gestured.

Kanda moved over knowing what a god awful thing Allen was doing… he was now surrounded by an idiot and an annoying usagi. Oh well, this was part of it ALL.

Allen sat beside Bak, "the others didn't sweat the details…"

Bak stared at the white haired one still puzzled but simply he went along with it.

"We do what it takes," Lavi said with a snap of his fingers. Kanda nodded in agreement.

"Well what are we doing around here?"

"The most important thing right now."

"Getting connected with Komui." Grumbled Kanda now at a boiling point of impatience.

The phone rings as they all stay quietly on the couch. Bak focused his eyes to a remote then to them then to the remote and smiles. He presses the button as it beeps. Connected.

"Good morning Angel's."

"Good morning Komui!" They all greeted.