Komui's Angels

Full Throttle

-Okay, so I don't have the first movie, but it's not truly important on which goes first. If you are reading this, you must know who they are and that is the reason for reading. Based off Charlie's Angels Full Throttle.

-As people noticed, some scenes are skipped… but I don't find them important. People must be thinking I am mad or something xD Because the angels are supose to be sexy and dangerous, I had to do what I had to do xD so dun kill me.

Warning: Explosions and men wearing interesting outfits e_e' . I will put up the first chapter and if you want a yaoi, it will be here. Some OOC and no specific timeline.

Disclaimer: I do not own either movie nor anime. Anime is Man is owned by Katsura Hoshino. Movie is from Colombia Pictures.

Ch3. H.A.L.O and Earl

The phone rings as they all stay quietly on the couch. Bak focused his eyes to a remote then to them then to the remote and smiles. He presses the button as it beeps. Connected.

"Good morning Angel's."

"Good morning Komui!" They all greeted.

"Bak I hope the Angel's are not being too rough on you?"

Bak stuttered his smile, "p-please! I have been through worse." It was true, there were others he obviously knew that are much worse and beat him up constantly. Also, his nervous hives and break outs. So nothing these three could do was rough, well maybe on Kanda's side.

"Great work in Mongolia Angel's. But I am afraid the case has taken a new turn."

Bak pressed the second button on the remote and the widescreen T.V that was posed as a map switched particles into something new. Bak's eyes widened by this as he had never seen anything like it.

"God damn! What the-?! Loo-loo-look!"

"Angel's I'd like to give you General Cross."

A man with red long and flowy hair smirked. He had a hat on and a half a mask over the right side of his face. He didn't look too friendly, in fact he looked like a drunk. Only one person knew him out of all and he was frightened.

Allen's eyes widened to the terror of the mans face. Sure they were not in complete contact, but this would count right? The other seemed to know his fear and it made the man smirk more before frowning.

"Hello Allen." He then continued, "it's a pleasure."

"H-hi" muffled Allen.

"Che."

"Hello"

"Over the years him and a group of other generals have worked on a project for matters. This being with so man innocent lives at stake."

Bak got up and picked up three red folders from the coffee table. He passed them out to each on individually to the three.

Lavi smiled to him, "Good job Bak."

They all opened the folder and frowned as they switched off the wrong ones.

"Angels. You are aware of the protection program?"

"People who've owned the Innocence and are known by the Noah's are relocated and given new identities for protection." Quickly responded Kanda looking at the screen.

"The identities of these witnesses and their families are protected by a program named H.A.L.O." Cross explained as they awaited the answers. "Hidden, allies, list, operation. The list is encrypted on two titanium rings . The data on each ring is indecipherable on its own. When the two rings are read together, their codes unlock each other."

Lavi looks up from the folder and to the T.V, "who wears the rings?"

"The head, Ray Carter is carrying one."

On the T.V Cross' screen pushes to the side and it shows the guy they helped before, Ray Carter. He is sited in an office with a flag and a green background.

"Good morning."

"Hey," the angels say in fusion.

"You're body?" Kanda commanded.

"Couple of fractured ribs, but I'll live." He replied calmly.

Allen blinks in wonder, "who… wears the other ring?"

"That, we'll keep secret." replied Cross. "All I will say is that he was found dead this morning. Now both rings are in the open."

"So," started Lavi, "the list is out?"

"You maybe right. We know someone has been using the Noahs for this."

Allen stares at the other too looking really worried about the situation.

"One of the ones protected where found dead in his own."

With a nervous but still puzzled look of his own, Lavi went deep into thought about this.

"Angels, we need to get the H.A.L.O rings back-"

His attention turned to the others as if he was hiding something. Though he made a nice attempt to point it as looking back to Cross and Ray Carter.

"Before the list is brought to attention."

Allen is apparently deep in thought as well until he looks over to the screen not satisfied. His attention turns to the voice box where Komui's voice is coming from. "We'll start at the victims house," he looks towards the other two.

"See if that leads us to H.A.L.O…"

Lavi smiles softly, "hey Komui. We could really use Bak's help on this one."

Bak bit his mouth then smirked a bit with glee. He was happy about this. Being chosen to do something out of the office! It wasn't always his place truly, but it would be fun. Now was the time to ask them about what his job was.

"Do I get to drive a race car?"

"Not today." Lavi smirked about about Bak's face.

"Blow up a castle?"

"Not yet Bak." Yawned Kanda.

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"Hmm.." They all looked at each other. Lavi smirked more knowing what should be done. Kanda was not going to be part of this.

"Read some body language." Replied Allen as he turned back to Bak.

Bak smiled widely, "hell ya."

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In a lonely neighborhood that seemed to have its own problems, two kids bicycled down the street and past a police car. Soon, as the kids road on, they fell past a crime scene where barely anyone stood close to. Behind them, a Police van drove up to the property and parked. As the door opened Kanda came out in a sexy white outfit with a slit on the skirt. He raised his hand with a recorder to speak.

Lavi later comes out of it with his hair down and glasses on. He wore a black outfit that showed his chest a bit and had a slit in the front. The red head searched around the area as he pressed his hand against a silver case.

Allen comes out in a brown wig that looked rather messy. He wore a white shit with a patterned button up over it; his pants where brown kakis. In both hands he held crime tools to get down to business. He stretched up to act tough, only it didn't really go anywhere.

Lastly, Bak comes out in a blue uniform and a body bag. He looked from side to side and then had concern on his face. He was going to TOUCH a dead body?! He shrugged his shoulder and then shook his head.

"I'm not going no where near no dead body!"

The angels walk up to the house in between the protective tape. People stared in wonder like it wasn't a normal thing.

"Mm-mm… Mmm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm." A police yielded them as he blew out a puff of smoke from his mouth. He turned back to them, sunglasses protecting his eyes. "Freeze there."

The angels stop and stare at him for an excuse. Allen chomps away at gum as Lavi lays his hands to his sides and Kanda stares in anger.

"If you're not a dead body, you need to be on the other side of those ropes."

Allen put down the two cases as he talked and pulled out paper and a pen. This was ather hard fo him because he was suppose to act like a tough guy that knew what he was doing and quite honestly, a dead body was not his cup of tea.

"We've got a pretty serious situation. My men here have this whole area secured. I'll have to ask you to evacuate-"

Lavi smiled to him and pushed up the glasses. He waved to the man with a small flirt. He didn't like him, he just needed leisure, but this was not working apparently.

"immediately. We've got a two-eleven, one-eighty-three; believe it or not, we got an eleven-three-fifty to butte… and it ain't pretty."

Allen nodded and jotted this all down till he heard the last part. He looked up in confusion stopping his gum chewing. He soon looked to the side wondering if that was the case.

Kanda raised an eyebrow, "an eleven-three-fifty? You found an illegal chinchilla ranch on the premises?"

Lavi looked from the talking Kanda towards the police officer.

"It's a chinchilla farm.. But you're good." He complied.

Allen picked up the cases and handed them to Kanda and Lavi. He stared at the ground before looking at the officer.

"Nugatory to your relinquish locality," Allen began and shocked Lavi. "Circumspect to your observation of set perimeter." Allen pointed to the house while speaking. "We shall proceed to the interior of the dwelling with your accompanied men."

They other two stared at Allen and wondered where he learned this. Kanda couldn't really understand it and Lavi just tried to keep a straight face. At the end of Allen's carry on, they all look at the police before walking inside.

The officer put out his finger to testify against them but they only went by. Allen however, to continue from letting them investigate stayed to listen.

"Well, do not copy, I repeat do not copy. I am going to have to ask my sergeant."

Allen nodded till he replied, "your sergeant is here." He gave him a quick smile.

-inside-

The whole house was red, mostly for investigation purposes, as the angels walked in. They walked in slowly to figure out the area. In the house to the left of the door, the victim laid in his chair dead. On the right hand was a flight of stairs leading to the second floor.

Allen took out the flashlight and scanned the area that led to the body. Kanda walked over to him and got ready to investigate the matter. As Allen walked further into the house Lavi followed and stopped at an examining point. He knelt down to the floor and looked over it.

Behind them, the officer comes in and closes the crime scene door. He looks down at Lavi and points to him.

"Hands off."

He looked at all three of them, hands rested on his sides.

"You guys had your game faces on at the academy; I'd be able to figure this one out."

He looked towards Kanda and the body.

"Simple Café culinary. Freak show chocked to death."

He looked back to Allen.

"Questions?"

From the mouth of the body, Kanda pulled out a chip from his mouth using long tweezers. He looked closely at it's figure and matter.

"Examination of soft pallet shows poor sign bi-product." He sighed putting the evidence in a plastic bag. "Lodged in vestibule."

Kanda takes out the recorder and presses record. He lift it up to his mouth while staring intently at the body.

"He shows no sign of trauma to the lea rings. His struggle patter shows he didn't choke, but was smuggled."

"Guys we got some residue," Allen shouts from the other room.

Holding with a set of tweezers it seemed to be something small. Allen placed the residue under his nose and sniffed it. "Pineapple." He takes out a magnifying glass to look at the substance closely. "Sex wax. Best for your stick."

The officer looked at him with a raised brow. "Excuse me?"

"The killers a surfer."

Obviously the guy took it the wrong way. That was the only thing in Allen's mind by that point. No, he had to focus.

"How do you know?"

"He employed the same credit card he use to swipe wax off his board. Gained entry into the house."

"That thrasher scumbag surfer.."

Lavi, still on the floor, sprayed a substance. This maid the officer jump up and take out his hand gun. Lavi laid down the spray and picked up a neon light. He waved it along the floor to show a print.

"I found a print. He was reissued Air Gordon's." Lavi was truly an expert at this. He looked up to Allen to continue. "A limited promotion version that was sold only at Footlocker in Fontana in the summer." His eye averted back to the floor staring at the print.

"But.. There is a discrepancy in weight distribution between the left and right sides."

He looked up to Kanda.

"An interior liniment that was repaired in the last year."

-outside-

As they walk back to the truck, they single for Bak to follow them back. Bak only did so and wanted to ask questions about the inside. He has never seen this type of issue before, and I guess now was better then never.

"Alright Angels, who did it?"

Kanda sighed annoyed but spoke, "we are looking for a killer with a scar on his knee who surfs."

"Did he stink?"

Lavi smirked, "there is a hurricane of Baja. Means good swells for all south facing beaches."

"Was their a lot of blood?"

Allen looked to Bak who was asking these ridiculous question. He knew the other sure looked confused, but also curious.

"Off shore winds, surf point." He spat as he went to the drivers side of the truck.

Bak blinked as Allen turned back to him with a soft smile. "Malibu's pumping!"

As the real person that Bak was dressed as arrived he looked at him and gave him the body holder. He looked back to the angels puzzled. The other did not question about Bak only watched him as he left before continuing to work.

Lavi cooed happily, "hey Kanda. Surfboards at your place."

"Come on share with me Angels."

--

The beach shore of Malibu to the water Allen surfs on the wave, his hand brushing it. On the shore, people were having a good time and enjoying the beach. People played surf music, or had a pick nick, or even just sunbathed. All in all, to them the weather was perfect and the surfers got what they wanted.

In the food hut at the edge of the beach, Lavi and Kanda had on another disguise as people working there. Kanda seemed to be scanning the area for possible candidates for the killer. While Lavi stood around waiting for a response from him.

"Wait a minute," mumbled Kanda as he laid the binoculars over his eyes.

He started to examine a surfer who was waxing his board.

"Bak.. There is a waxer in your in your area."

Out at the beach Bak was standing in a men's surfing wear. He looked up as if Kanda's voice cam from there. What he should have been paying attention to was the women waving. Instead he smacked her in the ass with his long board. She squeaked before looking at him and walked away.

"Is that you lord?" Bak replied.

"Get in there and see if he is using pineapple sex wax."

In the shack keeping watch Kanda called Lavi over. Lavi did walk over and took the binoculars from Kanda as he handed them.

"I got sand all up in my ass," Bak complained. "I can hardly walk!"

"Just…blend in Bak." Lavi suggested.

To take his advice he walked over to the surfer in question. He placed the board beside the others in a sloppy manner before it fell over and wrecked a kids perfectly good sand castle. He leaned against the others bored and watched the scenery for awhile. He looked to the guy and slapped him in the stomach.

"Got any wax?"

Kanda was back with the binoculars watching. His eye twitched while putting them down for awhile. "Great job Bak," he said implying sarcasm.

Bak licked the other guys board and tasted it. He looked at the man, eyes narrowing due to the suns glare.

"Is that grape?" He questioned. "Huh?"

The other guy nodded, "mmhmm."

"It's grape." Bak said aloud. "It's grape! YES SIR!"

Kanda looked towards lavi, "suspect four eliminated." He looked away and into the binoculars again. Lavi smiled softly and continued to gaze.

On the shore, Allen was waxing the surf board he was using. His soft white hair blew in the wind. He stopped as he heard a board slush into the ground and a familiar voice call out.

"What's up angel?"

Allen slowly looked up figuring it to be an enemy. The Earl turned to him in his more human looking form smiling as usual. Allen's eyes widened to his appearance.

"Millennium Earl?!"

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Note: I was wondering if I should make some scenes happen in here with one of the couples. So far there is KandaxLavi and LenaleexAllen. I'll see how things turn out… I know next chapter is a shocker ex pairing.