Chapter 4

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Guys! You have more visitors! But first…HINATA AND NARUTO! Get in that closet now!

Naruto: Why?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Cos I said so! You have to go in there and make out!

Hinata went into deep blush.

Naruto: Ok…

They both enter the closet.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Good now that is settled, we can get on with the dares.

Shikamaru: why did you want them to make out in there?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: I didn't, Ninja of the hidden fridge did.

Shikamaru: ok..

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Yeah, we got to go in there later as well.

Shikamaru: WTF!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: What's wrong with that?! Look anyway we have to get on. So the guests are…PwnKage, laughannie711, CobaltHeart, Mistyfalls and the return of AishiTeru146 and Ninja of the hidden fridge.

Sasuke: Mommy…

Sakura: Just kill me now!

Ninja of the hidden fridge: OK!

Sas/Sak: NOO!

Neji: Why is AishiTeru146 back?

AishiTeru146: Cos I want to be! And for that, I dare you to cut your girly hair.

Neji: My hair isn't girly!

Everyone laughs.

Neji: ITS NOT!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Oh just do it! Then afterwards you and Tenten have to be girlfriend and boyfriend.

Neji: WHAT! Why am I getting lots of dares? There are some people in here who hasn't even been dared yet!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Yeah, their time will come…eventually, now cut your hair!

Neji: …Fine!

He pouts cutting his hair really short.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Great now kiss Tenten.

Neji: that wasn't part of the dare!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: IT IS NOW!

Neji and Tenten kiss.

CobaltHeart: I want to sit in between Gaara and Deidara!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: ok then…go on you two, let CobaltHeart sit in between ya.

CobaltHeart: Yay!

Deidara and Gaara sit next to each other and let CobaltHeart in the middle.

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Its your turn now Cat!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: No I will go last. Now its laughannie711's turn.

Laughannie711: Ok I dare Lee and Shino to swap clothes.

Lee/Shin: WTF!

Ninja of the hidden fridge: If someone says that one more time, I'll do this…

He beats up Sasuke and Sakura.

Sasuke: we didn't even do anything.

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Yes! You did! don't lie or I'll make it worse!

They both hide in the corner. While Lee and Shino have swapped clothes.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Strange!…but hilarious! Who's next?

PwnKage: Everyone pile on top of Gaara and squash the emoness away!

Gaara: Er…what?

Everyone jumps on Gaara.

PwnKage: Must squash the emoness away!

Gaara: I…can't…BREATHE!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Yeah ok everyone! I think he has had enough. There might be Emoness still there, but there certainly isn't any breath left.

Mistyfalls: MY TURN! I want Itachi and Kisame to wear pink dresses with flowers and sing best friends.

Itac/kisa: WT…

Ninja of the hidden fridge: AHEM!

Itac/kisa: …bacon!

Ninja of the hidden fridge: That's better.

Mistyfalls: Also, Sasuke you must not ever hurt or kill Itachi.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Ha! He was never going to do that anyway, WERE YOU!

Sasuke: um…no

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Good.

Kisame and Itachi are wearing pink dresses with flowers singing best friends. While everyone is dying from laughter.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: hey, is Naruto and Hinata still in the closet?

Ino: yeah, and by the sounds of it, they are having fun.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well then we shouldn't interrupt them, so is that everyone?

Neji: Hold on, its your go now! There is another closet next to them.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: oh…yeah.

Shikamaru: Come on,

He drags me into closet. You don't want to know what's going on in there.

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Well keep the dares coming, personally I prefer Sasuke and sakura bashing dares. As you probably already know. Thanks to the guests. Now Sasuke and Sakura! What have I told you about huddling together like that?!

He goes over and starts beating the crap outta them…again.

Please keep dares coming, thank you.