Ok, here's the shout out to all my most awesome readers and reviewers…mainly…wait for it…everybody. Special shout outs to the following (because I felt like mentioning some of ya'll and your awesome ways): Mishimoto Sakura, CassieB, courtney214, VampireCat3, Little Miss Jules, emmylovestwilight, twilightrox2201, Sophia24, Starheartswirly, stormxgirl89, pff401, kellicolleen, ScarletteVamp, xoMrsCullenox, Bite16, LinaLina318, JocelynA, Capella85, Lost in Believing, Miss Apple Pie, Blackangeldust, and EVERYONE ELSE WHO READ OR REVIEWED. May you all receive photos of your favorite Cullen (and Aro because its funny) in a compromising, yet schmexy situation (except Aro. His can be just plain hilarious).

May I say thanks to madeinchina371 for her shout out and urging of her readers to come and read my story. Seriously, her fanfic No talking! Write it down! Is awesome. One of my favs so check it out children. Oh, and thanks for the FNG inspiration…poor Jasper.

To the one who asked- a hermaphrodite is an individual who is both male and female. They have both male and female reproductive organs. I know, the things you learn on after school specials growing up. le sigh Thanks for the reviews though. Very awesome.

So, ya'll know the drill. Twilight rocks, I have no ownership of it. And I have no chance of even plotting to overthrow S. Meyers till the drag queens return my pants….damn drag queens. But while I bid my time, I shall make the heroes and heroines do my bidding. Muahahahah….yeah, I need sleep I know. So, up, Up, and Away with Keep Away with the Cullens….

Alice's POV

I had tickets for Bella and I to London all ready. There was going to be some heavy smog and clouds and we could get some great shopping in before I handed her over to Edward. I knew my game would have to end, but why not take it international while I still could? Edward was going to kill me anyways, might as well have my fun.

The driver headed up the drive and parked at the front door. I walked through the shade of the above canopy and smiled sweetly at the doorman.

"Welcome back Ms. Belkin," the receptionist smiled. Something's wrong. Her smile faltered slightly. Mine disappeared completely.

"What happened?"

"Well, your friend came out about three hours ago saying there was an emergency and asked for a refund for the unused treatments. I hope everything's ok?"

"You. Let. Her. Go." I said low. I was trying to control my temper and primal urge to rip out her throat.

"Y-yes," she said. I took a deep breath, inhaling and exhaling slowly.

"Did she leave with anyone?" If those siblings of mine got to her, I was going to kill them.

"No. She got the money and jumped in the first taxi available. She didn't say where she was headed if you were going to ask."

I paused. Bella left on her own….She PROMISED not to leave. She said she would behave. Urgh.

"Bella!" I whisper yelled.

I looked into the future, around the holes in my vision for anything…Nothing. I pulled out my phone, calling the only werewolf I could think of that would willingly work with her.

"Stop calling me! I need my sleep! First Rosalie, then Edward. Then Bella, why she called I'll never know! Now you; whoever you are I'm in…as long as Edward's ok with it. He's dangerous when he's crazy. Let me sleep. Damn Vampires!" And with that, the line went dead.

Whoa.

I didn't get a single word in.

At least I know Bella was actively blocking me.

What is she up to?

Bella's POV

Esme, God bless her, was waiting for my when I disembarked the train. I ran into her arms, wrapping my arms around her waist.

"Esme! My brothers and sisters are crazy!" I muttered into her shoulder.

Her shoulders shook with gently laughter. She ran an icy hand from the crown of my head down my back.

"Oh Bella, I know. They've been crazy from the beginning."

"Help me get them back?" I asked.

"Of course dear. It's been awhile since we've had some fun. What do you have in mind?" I pulled back to look at her face. I smiled. "Dear, you look a bit like Emmett when you smile like that. Whatever your planning must be diabolical."

I laughed as we broke apart, still walking arm in arm towards the car. "Well, he did inspire me. We need to stop at the Camping store and I need to get a hold of Seth. Do you think Carlisle would be willing to help?"

We climbed into the car and Esme sped out of the car park.

Now it was Esme's turn to mimic Emmett.

"Oh Yes. I think Carlisle will be more than willing to help, Bella dear."

Jasper's POV

I caught Alice's scent outside the hotel. Emmett and Rose retrieved the jeep and were following Edward and I in the Volvo. I had followed Alice's scent to the canopy, where petrol and rubber overtook her glorious smell. She had got into a car and taken off to who knows where. Now we were driving aimlessly, Edward reading the thoughts of anyone who may have come in contact with her. I was on the phone with the credit card companies, trying to find any clues.

"Jasper, any luck?" Edward asked lowly as we headed southeast. I held up a finger. It was pointless to ask, Edward heard everything I did.

"Sir, there is no new charges for any of those names."

"Thank you." I said, before hanging up. I looked at Edward and mumbled sorry.

That's when the scent hit us through the open windows. It was Alice. She couldn't be too far off. Edward swung left, sliding between two turning cars, and headed towards the scent. Emmett and Rose were right behind us.

My phone vibrated.

"Yes?" I said.

"I'm assuming you guys caught Alice's scent." Rosalie spoke. I heard Emmett in the background, blaring the radio. It sounded like Saturday Night feels alright but I couldn't be sure. Emmett was singing off key.

"Yes Rose."

"You do realize we're headed towards the airport. Correct?"

Edward growled low beside me.

"I heard that." She chuckled lowly.

I hung up. We were speeding along the side roads the airport when Edward turned sharply to the right, causing the Volvo to go up on two wheels before slamming back down.

Edward, what is it!? I asked. I could feel the excitement rolling off of him. We were still a ways off from the airport, but I saw a sign for the train station up ahead. That's when I smelled it. A faint whisp of Bella coming out of the open window of a taxi ahead of us.

Emmett and Rose must have caught the scent as well, because the pulled around us, and passed the taxi, effectively making a Cullen car sandwich. Emmett hit the breaks, causing the taxi's taillights to flare up. Edward hit the brake, keeping the taxi squarely between our vehicles.

The driver, a very startled Colombian was yelling at us in Spanish as he exited his cab. Emmett and Rosalie came up behind the driver, keeping a distance as not to be seen as a threat. Edward was already out of the car, had closed the gap between him and the driver, and had the poor frightened man pressed against the taxi.

"A woman, 18, chocolate eyes, dark hair, beautiful. Where did you take her?" Edward prattled off in perfect Spanish.

Edward hissed low at something, more then likely obscene coming from the cabbie's mind. He listened for a moment, then released the driver before he said a single word.

"Go," he said low as he pinched the bridge of his nose. The driver jumped into his taxi, maneuvered around Emmett's jeep and sped off reciting several choppy Hail Mary's.

"Edward…" Rosalie asked tentatively.

Edward turned and jumped in the Volvo while muttering to himself.

"What the hell is she doing…"

We sped off down the road, Emmett and Rosalie following close behind.

I beg forgiveness from my most awesome readers for the delay. I know this is shorter than most, but classes are seriously picking up. We're nearing mid-terms and I've been busy. But I promise to have another update up this week. And I'm hoping to be able to update once a week, usually on Saturdays.

So, likey-likey? I do, then again, I know what the ultimate plan is. So ya'll should know the drill after ten chapters. Review, discuss, and make me smile. You review and you get to be quarantined with your favorite Cullen till the CDC gets their thumbs out of their ass (That will be a very loooong time.) And yes, I saw Quarantine with my sister today. Possessed, demon child on CRAAAACK. If you don't review, you get attacked by that damn flying monkey child from the above mentioned movie. She will EAT. YOUR. FACE. Cheers!!