Chapter 5

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: I'm Back! Did you miss me?

Everyone: No!

Shikamaru: I did

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Really? Aww anyway, more guests, say hello to, Sco23,

All the girls growl.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Oh look they remember you, and CobaltHeart, and another Neko just like me, Dark angel of kitties, Guardian Wraith, Sweep14, And of course Ninja of the hidden fridge. Now who would like to go first?

Guardian Wraith: I dare Sasuke and Itachi to hug for the entire chapter. And pretend to like it, and not let go unless dared or Ninja of the hidden fridge wants to beat up Sasuke.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Aww that would be so sweet!

Itachi: Watch it Cat!

Sasuke: No Way! I refuse…

Ninja of the hidden fridge: Ahem!

Sasuke: not to do it…

Sasuke runs into Itachi's arms.

Sasuke: You're the best brother ever!

Itachi: I know…too bad you aren't

Sasuke growls

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Ok next dare.

Sco23: I dare Naruto and Hinata to sing love will find a way from the film lion king 2.

Naruto: What is it with you and the lion king?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: don't shout at the guest Naruto, that's just plain rude. Now do the dare please.

Hinata and Naruto both link arms and start singing love will find a way.

Sasuke: Well this sucks.

Ninja of the hidden fridge: What did you just say!

Sasuke: Nothing!…

Ninja of the hidden fridge: RIGHT THAT'S IT!…

Dark angel of kitties: Wait! Can I help you beat them up as well?

Ninja of the hidden fridge: ok…

Itachi quickly lets go of him, while they both start beating up Sasuke and Sakura, who didn't even do anything but, that doesn't stop them.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well ok while they are doing that, CobaltHeart what's your dare?

CobaltHeart: I have two, but looks like the second one will have to wait, I dare Kiba to eat out of a doggie bowl.

Kiba: WHAT!…Fine

I pour Canine Crunchies into a bowl for Kiba to eat.

Kiba: Canine Crunchies?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: yes! Now be a good boy and eat it.

CobaltHeart: My second dare, was for Sakura to cut Sasuke's hair.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Cool, the chicken ass hair cut off. I like that.

Ninja of the hidden fridge and dark angel of kitties stopped beating up Sasuke and Sakura.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Scissors here…now cut!

Sakura with tears in her beaten up eyes slowly cuts Sasuke's hair off. Don't worry to all the Sasuke's hair fan girls out there. It will grow back. And if you place a dare that is really good you can win the trimmed hair.

Sweep14: I dare Ino to kiss Sakura.

Ino: Are you insane?! look at her! No way am I kissing that!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Just give her a quick peck on the cheek, then everyone's happy.

Ino sighs and pecks sakura on the cheek.

Ino: disgusting!

Dark angell of kitties: I want Kakashi to give me his book so I cant hit him with it

Kakashi: WHAT!

He sighs and hands it over, letting Dark angel of kitties hit him with it, so long infact, that Kakashi had to be taken to the hospital, but dont worry he will be back next time.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well that's everyone. I hope you lot had fun. You are always welcome to come back. Keep the dares coming. Remember if your dare is really good next time, you may be lucky enough to win…Sasuke's hair. See ya.