Komui's Angels

Full Throttle

-Okay, so I don't have the first movie, but it's not truly important on which goes first. If you are reading this, you must know who they are and that is the reason for reading. Based off Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. As people noticed, some scenes are skipped… but I don't find them important.

Warning: Explosions and men wearing interesting outfits e_e' . I will put up the first chapter and if you want a yaoi, request it. Some OOC and no specific timeline.

Disclaimer: I do not own either movie nor anime. Anime is Man is owned by Katsura Hoshino. Movie is from Colombia Pictures.

Ch5. Sexy Dancing and Tiki

"Haine Zaaz." Lavi muttered.

"That was my name before I went into the witness protection program eight years ago."

They where back into the office, everyone. Even Road and Komui's listening in. Everyone was paying attention to Lavi as he spoke. It seemed like they couldn't believe what they where hearing,

"And then I became Lavi."

Allen rubbed Lavi's shoulder softly with a kind smile. Kanda watched Allen intently but still at Lavi in a state of shock.

"Whe the FBI realized the young mans potential, they gave me a call.

Road blinked, "wait, wait."

Bak looked over to her confused and somewhat suspicious.

"Haine Zaaz?" She said curiously.

"Yeah," Lavi nodded a little annoyed about it all.

"That's your name?"

"Yeah..!"

Road looked to Bak and then to Lavi scoffing. "Yeah, so, uh, what- where does that name come from? Is that Asstralian?"

She snickered to herself. Everyone else was remaining silent. Bak kind of glared at the road comment from the girl.

Lavi tried not to take it to heat and kind of rolled something back at her, "yeah…"

"Oh my god," Allen started, "you must have been the butt of every joke!"

Kanda decided to get into it to. Mostly to get back at Lavi.

"Did you drive an Asstian Martin?"

"Kanda, we're being asinine."

"Yeah.." Lavi said annoyed, "yes, yes you are."

Kanda slightly smirked, "don't worry Lavi… we'll still be your best butt-dies."

Kanda and Allen laughed a bit as Lavi just held a smile and stared straight off. Bak was slightly laughing too but more of a smile then anything.

"Now Angels a rose by any other name still smells as sweet."

Lavi gave a more true smile, "thank you Komui. It's really not that funny."

Kanda and Allen said in sync, "yeah it is."

Lavi sighed, "Bak, can I have your ruling on this one?"

Allen and Kanda look to Bak. He smiled to her.

"You sure can. You know what? Personally I am not interested in Hiane's Zaaz, I am moe concerned about yours."

Lavi smiled thoughtfully to him as the other angels smiled to Lavi.

He continued, "no matter what, you are still going to be our Lavi."

"Thank you Bak."

"You're welcome."

Kanda sighed, "let me guess. You feel for the bad guy?"

Lavi blinked and sweat doped.

"I fell for the worst guy. But he was so cute and I liked him so much and we would have so much fun together, driving around listening to music."

Lavi thinks back to them hanging out and having fun. Until, he met up with a guy and shot him to death. He was told not to tell but he sent him to prison anyways.

"He said he'd kill me if I told anyone. So I had to put him away."

"Of course you did," sighed Allen.

Kanda shook his head, "baka usagi."

Allen smirked, "who was this guy?"

"Tiki Mikk."

"The Noah?!" They said in sync again.

"I sent him off!!" Lavi defended.

-Whee Tiki is-

The Earl smiled as usual as Tiki came to him. The Earl held out the two rings to him. Tiki Mikk blinked and took them.

"So if I have these, he'll find me?"

He nodded and showed Tiki what he looks like now.

--

Road looked at Lavi from staring at the side. She looked quite upset.

"Tiki Mikk, he killed my parents." She gulped.

"What?!" Bak looked at Road.

Lavi shook his head. Kanda closed his eyes.

"I'm sorry Road," said Allen.

"I testified against them."

Allen thought for a moment, "wait a second… The other one killed, he testified against Mikk."

Lavi sighed, "well then, that's it. Tiki Mikk must have H.A.L.O and this is all we need." He held out the necklace from the thin man.

"The thin man," mumbled Allen. They both looked at him.

Lavi nodded and slightly smiled. He handed the jewlrey over to Kanda. Kanda looked at it to examine it.

"He helped us before… Our favoite assassin!" Lavi got it figured out.

"That's right," smirked Lavi.

Kanda held up the necklace, "this needs to be taken to the lab to get analyzed."

Lavi takes it from him, "yeah! Let's get up in there and do that!"

Road held out her hand, "let me see it?"

Lavi tosses it to her. Road catches and looks at it. A smile wipes across her face.

"Yeah I know exactly what this is." She held it up. "I have one!" She looked to them and then to the necklace.

Road reaches into her shirt and takes out the exact same one. She looks to the Angels.

"The nuns give it to us at the orphanage."

Kand looks to Lavi, "orphanage?"

Lavi laughs slightly, "good work!"

Road leaned over to Bak to show the similarities. Bak smiles towards this. Then he nudges her.

"Road is under our protected custody now Angels. It's up to us to keep him safe."

Bak gasped as his eyes widened. He quickly look to the thee boys. He knew it! He knew exactly where he could hide Road. He gave a small smirk.

"Hey! I know the safest place in town~!" He looked over to Road with a smile.

In a quiet area with an underground passage. Road and Bak get out of the car. Road takes a backpack and slings it over her shoulder. She looked around and followed Bak. Bak stopped in front and turned to her.

"Listen, don't you worry about a thing! Nobody named Tiki Mikk stepped foot in this branch can you understand me?"

"Yeah I can," he blinked as the sun hit his eyes.

"The one in charge of you is Fou. Don't look at her in the eye or take her lightly. You understand me? She could get you!" He hit her shoulder playfully.

Fou comes from the door and glares at Bak. "Bak!"

"Uh, what?" He turns to face her.

"Get over here!" She declared.

He twitched but stood tall, "hey Fou!"

He walked up to her as Road followed. Fou moved in further to greet him.

"What trouble did you get into now?!"

"Well nothing-"

She wacked him inside. She was angry about something. She smiled lightly and looked at road. "Come on." She turns and walks inside.

"Y-yes." Road ran in happily.

--

As Bak was getting lectured or told of things that where happening, or even being told there was nothing he could do about Lenalee; the angels go off to the orphanage. In the front kids where playing and a boy rushes down the hill to two others looking at playboy.

"Wow! Look at those knockers!" One of the boys said.

A nun walked over to them quickly, "boys!"

They all run off with the magazine.

Another nun walks by and smiles. She walks to the angels in nun outfits.

"The mother will see you now."

The all smile and bow to the nun for respect. Later they meet up with mother superior and discuss the thin man. She told them about how he was the only left from a circus troupe that had their place caught on fire. After that she would talk about his weird haircuts which put Kanda in a small Daze. Soon they figured out he was protecting Road and that he would send gifts. When they went outside to see the recent one, it was Emers' car. At the end of the meeting Allen took off some of the bird poo.

They walked down the field as Allen examined it. He smiled and put it in front of Kanda's face.

"Florida Californiakis!"

Kanda moved his head away quickly, "che, Californian gull."

Allen stared at it still examining it. "Seagull matter consists mostly sardines. These sardines ae mostly fed on large brown algae I'd say." He showed Lavi.

Lavi turned away and stuck out his tongue.

Allen sniffed it, "there is also traces of tinker fuel and storm water run off."

"Seagulls, tankers, storm water." Counted Lavi till he looked at the two.

"Hm.."

"San Pedro" Kanda muttered.

--

In San Pedro, beside a boat, Allen, Lavi and Kanda knelt working. They seemed to be working as a boat repair crew. They wore the out fit with long gloves and fireproof aprons. They all raised their masks at once and looked over across the shore. They take out food and drink containers to eat lunch. Lavi took out a scope and scoped the area. (no pun intended.) he noticed the other boats name Merkin.

Lavi gasped, "Merkin.."

Allen moved from his own scope and looked at Lavi.

"That was the name of Tiki's pit-bull."

Allen looked out into the distance. He shrugged with his eyes and looked into the scope. He saw a lifting truck going to a heavily guarded gate where akumas stayed.

"Amed guards… Security looks pretty tight," said Allen.

Through the scope he sees someone handing another papers.

"This dock is like a fortress.."

Next he sees them looking at the others I.D badge to enter.

"I.D badges, I think cargo is are best bet."

Kanda takes the golem.

"Towns agency." Bak says on the other line.

"Bak, recon incoming." Kanda told Bak.

"Got cha Kanda." Bak replied.

He turns around to a computer. He types into the computer and a window pops up. It uploads pictures from the phone as Kanda takes pictures.

"That's out man," smirked Allen.

He scopes up to the building the other walked into. It says Treasure Chest.

"The Treasure Chest?"

Allen tilted his head then licked his lips. He looked over to the others. Kanda's eyes widened.

"Do a little dance?"

Lavi smirks, "make it a little low."

"…Get down tonight…" he takes a bit of his sandwich before they jump down into the water.

--

It was now night time at the Treasure Chest near the bay. The ground shimmered with the red light it contained, mostly from the water on the ground. Motorcyclists and people came up to it, for tonight the men popular where going to have fun tonight.

Inside the pink panther music started playing. Girls dressed in extremely short pants with fills or laced decorations, black gloves, and exposing shirts. One snapped their fingers to the beat while others would tap their heals. Guys wailed as they started to do teasing dances.

In the middle where Lavi, Allen and Kanda in that order.

Lavi was sucking on a lollipop moving his body to the beat. He was in a black buttoned top that had red lining on it's button lining and pockets. The pants, as the rest, where very, very short with string décor around it. For his shoes where boots that where almost knee high. On his head was a red sailors hat with a golden symbol on it.

The red head rolled his tongue along the lollipop teasingly. A smirk caught his face as he rolled his ass up and shot down behind and under a red velvet covered poll that crossed horizontally. He stroked his body up sexily as he gasped.

On the side, Kanda, who was in panty sized leather bottoms; fishnet stockings with a bow that connected to the bottoms; black high heals; a sparkly blue top that tied in the front and a white and black sailors hat. His back was facing the screaming male population, to his liking, with his arms laid across the poll. The dark haired Angel moved his ass from side to side in a dance.

On Kanda's side Allen in long pigtailed hair extensions flipped around to look at the howls as he held his black leather hat. He wore a black and white horizontal striped teaser shirt; black bottoms kind of similar to Lavi's; black leather boots and fishnet lingerie considerably close to Kanda's but without the bow.

As the tease dancing continued among the angels and pussycat dolls, Kanda quickly turned around slightly flushed from what he was doing. With black gloved covered hands, he grabbed the poll and swerved his body down the ground, his knee holding him up as the other laid off to the side.

The three angels ducked down under the poll and around it. Each one put their pinky finger in their mouths and gave a sexy walk to the front of the stage to the beat of pink panther. When they reach the stage, they rolled their asses around, slapping it. As the asses rolled they pulled off their gloves by the pinky twirling them around in the air, under their privates and threw they to the very back.

"There he is, first table on the right," examined Kanda as he bent and rolled his ass to the side.

"Yeah baby!" Shouted their target and stopped his beer glass.

"Whoooo!" He howled, making Kanda twitch with annoyance.

Instead, the black haired one took his whip and cracked it to the floor. Behind him Allen and Lavi had their asses out to the crowed. Kanda smirked, he liked this part, to torture the one who get him into the mess. He whipped Lavi in the ass. Lavi bent straight up and put on a cute fake gasp, since it was part of the dance. Then, Allen was smacked, which Kanda liked to do too.

The stage crowed formed a line of two, grabbing each others asses as they rocked them from side to side. Next, each person felt up who they were holding on the leg, slapping on the ass. After they rolled their asses to the side before smacking it. The girls, all but the angels, from like one moved to the back.

Lavi standing up, Kanda slightly bent down into Lavi and Allen bent forward suede to the music as the dance continued, bouncing up and down. As they stood, Kanda moved out first, holding his hat's tip and led the rest to the front where they grooved their feet on the floor and shuffled to the left.

The girls in the back turned around as the three angels arched their body and move it from side to side. Kanda put the tip of the whip in front of himself before turning around as the dolls went to the floor and moved their feet. Right behind Kanda, Allen and Lavi did the same thing and they walked behind the girls. As the dance continued on the three made their own moves as they threw their hats to the front stage. In a sexy dance they moved back to the top between the dolls who where still on the floor.

As Allen stopped he twirled his pigtails around. Kanda looked to Allen before looking back covering his mouth and whipping Allen's shirt off.

In somewhat acting, Allen gasped with wide eyes and covered himself. All of the audience gasped too and moved forward in their seats.

Kanda smirked, revenge was bittersweet. Out of dance he whipped Lavi who frowned. He rubbed his head and made a "what the fuck" face before walking away to get off stage.

As he left, Kanda smiled and whipped Allen again. This time Allen's bottom garments came off. He gasped again and covered himself very quickly.

The audience cheered and whistled.

The dolls behind Allen fanned out huge feathered fans. Allen made an innocent smile as sweat beads rolled down his face. The fans were placed over him and a minute later taken away to reveal him in a bowl of water and a ball looking toy. He was now in a two piece sparkling blue bathing suit with bubbles around him. He shook his ass back and forth and made a small giggle.

Kanda moved up and spread out his arms, hat back on his head, and moved his head from side to side like he was daring. His eyes looked up and down as if to examine the audience before moving back. He cracked the whip to their target to where the keys where. Now there was the true target.

"Whoa!" he gasped and in the obvious turned on.

Lavi grabbed the poll and wrapped his legs around it twirling around. He arched his body up and slid it over the poll. While holding it with one hand, the red head fell back down, his back ached.

Allen was laughing pouring water over himself from the toy. He looked to the audience.

"Oooo," he stated moving his body to the water.

Lavi, offstage, moved his body to the wanting customers with a small smirk planted on his face. He walked over to their target and kicked his foot up to straddle his lap.

From the crowed, annoyed Kanda walked to the one behind their target and Lavi. He grooved down his body as he grabbed the mans legs to hold himself.

As the black haired was doing his thing, the red head grabbed the target and pulled him to his chest. Lavi licked around his lips staring at the guy in the eye. His hands rubbed over the guys chest and through his hair.

Kanda takes a black ribbon from behind and wraps it over the guys eyes. Lavi looks up to Kanda and nods slightly to the angered other. The red head just smiled, he couldn't help it. His hands oamed down the others body again till he took the keys from the lop hole in the guys pants.

Lavi quickly got off the man and twirled around, walking to the back.

Allen filled the toy with water and splashed the target.

With satisfaction he jumps up, "alright!!"

As Kanda did his thing with a customer, he grabs the papers in the back pocket. Kanda turned around and rubbed his ass along the other guy before quickly leaving twirling something in the air and to Lavi.

The red head jiggled the keys.

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Note: I am sorry it took forever _ this pat is just annoying but sexy. I tried my hardest xD I hope you enjoyed. Next will be a side story on how they got Kanda to do this. Please help with ideas, that would be most appreciated.