Chapter 7

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: So here we are again coming to dare and scare our lovely Naruto characters.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin, Ninja of the hidden fridge, Dark angel of kitties, sco23, sweep14 andGuardian Wraith enter to the room.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Who's missed us?

Sasuke: (mutters) No one…

Ninja of the hidden Fridge: Wrong answer!

Ninja of the hidden Fridge and Dark angel of kitties knock Sasuke's andSakura's head together causing blood to trail down their skulls. And amysterious crowbar appears from no where and they have a great time smashingthem to pieces.

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Well, they seem to be busy so let's get on with the first dare… Howabout you; sco23?

Door to room crashes down and dust sent flying everywhere…

Tasha: Hold it there duckies!

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: Tasha!… Since when do you say Duckies?

Tasha: Since I realised I sound like the most English person at our school anyway… (Comes forward and looks at everyone in the room)… You haven't got every Naruto character, Cat… I'm ashamed…

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: What are you doing here anyway?

Tasha: Giving you the day off since you don't like writing yaoi and I love it, I thought it was only fair… So, you and Shikamaru go out on a date, I'll keep everyone busy… (Smirks)

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: But…

Tasha: Oh, come on you know you can trust me… And I'm sure they'll listen they owe me much more than they owe you… Sasuke… You owe me your life…(Glares daggers at Sasuke) So anyway what do you say?

Cat.Ninja.Assassin: … (Sighs) Fine…

Cat leaves with Shikamaru in tow…

PwnKage: Can I join?

Tasha: Of course… The more the merrier! (Smirks) First off I need to hug Deidara… (Runs and gives Deidara a hug)… Finally I've got that out of my system… Anyway first up is PwnKage!

PwnKage: Yes… Ok, first off I brought those characters I needed so Kimimaro finish off the job with Gaara and then you know what to do Gaara…

Kimimaro pulls bone from his wrist and runs at Gaara at full speed and letsthe bone fly into Gaara, where it lands in-between Gaara's eyes, which sendhim flying back… Kimimaro strolls slowly up to Gaara (in that cool way of his) and puts a bone to Gaara's throat so that they see each other eye to eye.

Gaara: You know… I've always loved you… Kimimaro and Gaara hug and Kimimaro lifts Gaara (wedding style) and they go into a closet…

PwnKage: How did they know exactly what I wanted without me saying it all?

Tasha: Oh, they read the dares even before Cat does… (Laughs) You should see their expressions change, it's priceless…

Deidara: No it's not…

Tasha: (kisses Deidara) Yes. It is… Next dare PwnKage?

PwnKage: Orochimaru, go and get your tongue pierced!

Tasha:… That might take some time… So while we wait for that… Let's go to the next dares… Ok your turn Guardian Wraith…

Guardian Wraith: YAY! Deidara and Sasori kiss! Kiss now!

Tasha: (cries) no my Deidara… But wait it'll be hot to see them kiss…(Contemplates) Go! Go Deidara!

Deidara and Sasori French kiss and kiss each other on the lips…

Deidara: There happy? (Blushes)

Guardian Wraith: Happy, but not content… Hidan! YOU MUST EXCLAIM YOU'RELOVE OF ALL THINGS PINK, FLUFFY AND FRILLY!

Hidan: Fine… I'll be back in a second… (Goes into a dressing room)

Guardian Wraith: What's he doing?

Tasha: We'll find out in a second… While, we're waiting… sweep14 your go!

Sweep14: Ok… Naruto, Jaraiya you must announce your undying love… Oh and Hinata you must swear.

Naruto: What the hell?!

Hinata: But,… But…, swearing is bad…

Jaraiya: Sorry, I might be a pervert, but I'm not gay…

insert the sound of cracking knuckles

Tasha: Excuse me?

Naruto: I'm not afraid of you… (Turns around and see the death glare)AUGHT! (Runs into Jariya's arms) She's scary… Even more so than Cat…

Jaraiya: Fine… (Sighs) Naruto… You are the love of my life…

Hinata: You bastard go to hell! Naruto is mine! (Hiss)

Tasha: That's enough swearing… I'm against swearing… And well done Jaraiya… Any more Sweep14?

Sweep14: Well there are but the characters I need are busy, so I'll do them next time…

Tasha: OK! Now Sco23… What's your dare?

Sco23: ok, so…

Hidan comes out of dressing up closet wearing a pink frilly dress, which oddly reminds Tasha of Princess Peach's dress…

Hidan: Well as you can see I love pink. Anything pink, from eye shadow to clothes. I even own a pink rabbit toy. Also, frilly stuff… They're amazing you can see so many designs on them only using a few pieces of thread it's absolutely amazing… And fluffy things don't get me started. You see…

Tasha: he might take a while let's get on with the next dare… Which would be?

Sco23: Every girl from the Naruto series needs to be locked up in a room with Glenn Quagmire…

All girls: Are you crazy?!

Sco23: No…

Throws them all into a room and the screams of terror could be heard echoing along the corridors…

Tasha: Those poor women… Oh well… So anyway…

Orochimaru comes in with his tongue covered in rainbow piercing going allalong his long tongue and tears in his eyes.

Orochimaru: Do you know how much it hurts to get this many piercing?

Tasha: No I wouldn't, isn't there something else you have to say?

PwnKage: Yes you have to admit you secret…

Orochimaru: What the about me and Jaraiya when we were younger…

PwnKage: No the one about you and Sasuke.

Orochimaru: Well, he's a bit of a brat, but he's much better looking than Itachi and he's much, much sexier than Sasuke…

Everyone in the room beats up Orochimaru.

Tasha: Itachi is SO much better than Sasuke. And just for that you'll have to watch as we beat up Sasuke…

Ninja of the hidden fridge: YAY!

And everyone in the room enjoys causing Sasuke and Sakura as much pain asthey could… Keep the dares coming.