Ok, sadly, my last attempt to overthrow S. Meyers failed…Carlisle, or if you've ever read 'The Bella Swan Diaries' Hot Bitch, just had to stop me…ergh. *le sigh*. So I still no ownage.
Jazpup- you saying I have a messed up mind made me smile. I shall keep you in gilded cage with the Cullens if you so choose. You be very happy there. Lol. Seriously, that's the norm at my house. We're all screwy. So thanks! Oh, and I've seen your fav's list (thanks by the way) I suggest you check out 'The Bella Swan diaries'. It's very…interesting and lots of lemons, but it's funny as hell and something tells me you might enjoy the humor.
CrystalDragon791- thanks for calling me diabolical. Your awesome chica!
Ok, so thanks to all my lovely reviewers and readers. You make me smile like I'm five yrs. Old and its Christmas morning. Which is a frightening sight when caught in any reflective surface. So this will be short my lovelies for Eron, my hermaphrodite laptop is going to see its maker to get the screen fixed. Yes I name things, no I'm not a hippie. We also have Dorkus the mighty buffalo hunter (my pickup) and Eduardo Kinky Boots the drag queen of a cell phone. Very sexy, that Eduardo is. Lol. Ok, so, here's Alice's portion. Enjoy dahlings, enjoy!
Alice's POV
My closet was ruined!!
As I ventured, tentatively into the depths of my once and never again sanctuary, I barely registered the yelling and breaking of furniture from below.
Everything stank.
It was disgusting.
Vera, Valentino, Chanel, Carolyn, Ralph, Versace…all reeking of wolf. One of a kind vintage pieces ruined due to the stench.
Not enough for a human to notice, but to one of us…ugh!
She wouldn't?
I raced to the back of the closet, throwing back racks of clothes to my sacred rack of designer shoes. All one of a kind, I had managed to track down the best of the best over the decades. There was a small fortune in footwear behind those clothes.
"Nooooo!" I whailed, falling to the floor.
Every pair.
Reeking of wolf.
I laid on the floor, not breathing, staring at my collection. Bella had outdone herself.
I released my breath and picked up a shoe, not moving from my position on the floor. And that's when I realized something.
The stench wasn't from the clothes.
They were only carriers.
It was from the room.
What the hell?! Did she kill a mongrel and bury it under my floorboards!
I pulled at the corners of the carpet, sniffing tentatively.
The stench was in the floor, the walls, the paint!
How did she do that?!
Wait…Do I even want to know?
I laid on the floor…my entire closet was ruined.
Even after removing the carpet and painting the walls, and scouring EVERYTHING with bleach the stench would still linger. Nowhere near as strong, but it would still be there every time I opened the door, every time I hung up something new, it would have the faintest of wolf reek sullying it.
I rolled on my back and that's when I noticed something.
The ceiling.
It was orange.
Bella Orange.
I told you it was hella short. But, damn it, I need to pack Eron up. So I'll try for a longer update this weekend dahlings, but no guarantees. So, tell me what ya'll think. Next up I believe will be Edward sobbing on his knees and Jasper's turn to twitch. Only a few more chapters loves.
Review and you get to five mins. In the gilded cage with the Cullen of your choice. Don't review and it's the dungeon with Aro and Mike. They have that damn bondage fetish still. Thought I beat it out of them. Meh. Till next time.- The mad piratehannelore :D
