chapter 13

Kat: Well… I'm going to have a relaxing day today and not do any dares…

Readers: WHAT?!

Naruto gang: YAY!

Kat: But, I leave you in the hands of our beloved Fridgesan!

Readers: YAY!

Naruto gang: BOO!

Fridgesan: What was that?

Sasuke: … Nothing…

Fridgesan: (Starts beating up Sasuke and Sakura)

Kat: Ninja… Remember you need to do the dares…?

Tasha: He won't listen once he's started beating up Sasuke and Sakura;you know that right, un?

Kat: YAY! Tasha YOU can help with the dares seeing as you're here!

Tasha: … Oh, damn why did I come here…? I come and say hi and dragged into someone's fan fiction… (Sighs)

Kat; (puppy eyes which is strange cos i'm a cat) Please Tasha… (Sniffs)

Tasha: sighs Fine, BUT…

Kat: Yes, yes anything!?

Tasha: (Smirks) you're going to hate me, but I promised my little brother… (Smirks)

Kat: (Moans) Do I have to?

Tasha: (Smiles innocently) Well, I could just leave, right un?

Kat: Fine,… fine! (Points at Shikamaru) You in that closet with… Ino,Temari; Choji… (Cries) Tasha I'm going to kill your brother! (Quickly kisses Orochimaru and Sasuke) OK?

Tasha: I guess so… Yeah!

Kat: Before I leave… Why are you talking like Deidara Tasha?

Tasha: Practising, un!

Deidara: Practising?

Tasha: I was dared to go back to school speaking like you, so I'm practising, un! Anyway onto the dares! See you later Kat, yeah!

Kat: See you Later Ninja, Tasha!

Saves Shikamaru from closet and leaves room

Tasha: MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, who shall I unleash onto you first…Clicks fingers I know! EDS will you please enter!

Naruto: YAY!

EDS: Hello again!

Tasha: Hi!

EDS: Where's Kat?

Tasha: On a date! Shrugs Anyway what is your first dare for the room!Looks at the scared room I'm not that scary am I?

EDS: They're most likely scared of me… Anyway! First dare! WE MUST HAVE A NARUTO BAND!

Tasha: Oh, I like, un!

Deidara: Stop copying me! Un!

Tasha: Never! Anyway… Anyone in mind for this band?

EDS: Nah! You can choose!

Tasha: YAY! I choose: Deidara, Sasori, because they're amazing! And, and,and let's make it and Akatsuki band! Itachi, Kisame and Tobi! You are now a band, yeah!

Deidara: Stop copying me, YEAH!

Tasha: Never, Un! Now play, yeah!

Deidara singer

Itachi back up vocals

guitarist Sasori

Keyboard Kisame

drums Tobi

bass Sasori: what are we meant to play?

EDS: Something Sasuke can hip hop along to!

Tasha Puppy eyes: Caramelldansen!

The band sighs: Fine!

Tasha: YAY!

They play and we drag Sasuke away from Fridgesan, so he can dance along.

Tasha: YAY!

Caramelldansen! Song finishes

Deidara: Are we done yet?

Tasha: Stay there for a second! Any more dares, un?

EDS: Yeah! I want Lee to read out Kakashi's book!

Guy: But, you'll ruin Lee's poor innocent mind!

Tasha: Do you want to defy me, un?

Guy: Lee read Kakashi's book!

Lee reads and I would tell you what it said, but… I'm censoring it justin case some readers are young!

Tasha: that's enough! Why would you write something like that un?

Jaraiya: It's amazing, you're just too young! It's a form of artsomeone your age wouldn't understand!

Tasha: Oi, I'm ONLY 15! And THAT is NOT ART!

Deidara: No, Art is a bang!

Sasori: Art is eternal!

Tasha: Oh, no I've started an argument! Um, um, um, um! I have a dare! For you two!

Dei/ Saso look at Tasha: What?!

Tasha: Time to redo your death scenes, but the way that it should have beendone!

Fridgesan: And how would that be?

Tasha: Sakura and Sasuke dying instead of Deidara and Sasori!

Dei/ Saso: I like you at the moment!

Tasha: Smiles get the idiots Fridgesan!

After dragging Sasuke and Sakura back we watched as Sasori and Deidara killed them as their death's scenes became their victory scenes!

Deidara: yes, I don't need to be stuck with Tobi anymore!

Tobi; But, senpai!

BrokenAngel363: Hey! I just heard that Lee had to read out Kakashi's book can I burn them now?

Tasha: Go ahead!

Kakashi runs off holding onto his books, but BrokenAngel363 throws a shurikenafter him and they all land into a pool of oil which Itachi sets alight to help out. Then BrokenAngel363 starts to do an evil laugh and dance around theburning books and turns to the group with the sweetest smile on her face.

BrokenAngel363: What?

Tasha; Wow, who would have thought you'd even get his books anyway… Anymore dares?

BrokenAngel363: pets Kakashi's head as he slumps in the corner in adepressed mode) Yep! And we need tones of caffeine in Orochimaru and Karin…And Sasuke get in that closet!

Fridgesan throws Sasuke into closet while Tasha and BrokenAngel363 getOrochimaru and Karin hyped on Caffeine. Then we let them loose in The closetwhere screams could be heard for the next… Well, quite a while!

BrokenAngel363: Guy! Lee! I want to know what you do through your spare time!

Guy: Well, we train!

Tasha: And after?

Lee: Train even more!

Tasha: But, then why does a sunset come behind you every time you speak toeach other?

Lee: It doesn't!

Tasha: Does!

Guy: its ok lee, we'll tell them!

Lee: Ok!

Guy: Well, you see there's a gay bar around and they sell the greatestsushi and sea food, so when no one's around we go there… Just for the food…

Sasori: mutters and I thought Deidara had a hard time talking about his sexuality…

BrokenAngel363: Anyway… Itachi we need to talk… In private so in thecloset! (Throws Itachi in the closet) Don't worry if you hear any screams,ok?

Tasha: OK, have fun! Who's the next darer?

Sonar; ME!

Tasha: ok, so what are your dares?

Sonar: SHINO! I dare you to torment Naruto! NEJI! I need you to dress up likea girl! HINATA! You need to hug Naruto! AND… Wait Kat took Shikamaru away…I'll need to do that one another day… (Sulks) Anyway do the dares or die!

Neji: Thank you God you have guided my destiny, so I don't have to do mymost hated dare in the world… And I get candy!

Neji goes in the dressing room… He'll be back in a moment's time; while we are waiting Shino tormented Naruto with his bugs… Naruto hid in the corner scared of the evil bugs, so Hinata came over and gave him a hug, while protecting him forms those evil creatures… Then Neji came out his facebright red and a long sky gown flowing down to the floor.

Neji: Well at least it's better than… (Looks at Lee and shakes his headof all thoughts)

Tasha: you look pretty good as a girl… (Contemplates) Anyway we have onemore dare from Nejiwedgie8…

Nejiwedgie8: YAY! Now Ino I want you to eat some of Deidara's clay!

Ino: … Ok… (Eat some of Deidara's clay) That was strange… Andrelatively easy…Deidara: You now you're going to explode, yeah?

Ino: What I'm going to &£ explode!

Deidara: Hey un! That's my art! KATSU!An explosion of guts and gore covered the room.

Tasha: That's what I call art!

Deidara; Exactly!

Sasori: (Huffs) that little trick isn't art!

Tasha: Can youhat to Sasuke after me and Fridgesan has played a game with Sasuke!

Deidara: OK!

Tasha: Oh, and Sasori I need you to do this to Sasuke! (Whispers)

Sasori: That's a simple request… (Moves his fingers and Chakra stringsattach their selves to Sasuke and lift him into the air.

Sasuke: What the hell!

Tasha: Fridgesan would you like to play piñata first?

Fridgesan: Of course!

The Akatsuki band play Caramelldansen again as everyone whacks Sasuke hoping that if we destroy him candy will fall out! Which eventually does and most ofit's given to Neji who was good and did his dare with no problems! Once Caramelldansen finished Deidara yell "KATSU!" And Sasuke exploded!

Tasha: YAY! Well, I've done as many dares as I can be bothered, so see ya!(Glomps Deidara) You are amazing you just destroyed Sasuke! (Purrs)

Later that day… Kat comes back and room destroyed with explosions… Gutsand the such splattered across the floor… a stage where instruments aresprawled across the floor and the Naruto gang sleeping soundly… There was atape on the floor which read: To Kat She watched the tape and it showed everything that happened in this chapter… And at the end…

Tasha: Kat, I hope you don't mind me stealing Deidara! (Smiles) I'llbring him back for the next chapter promise! Oh and you're going to have toclean up sorry, but we sort of had a party! Bye, bye!Kat: No way I'm not cleaning up this mess! Naruto people up you have toclean!And so that's how all the Naruto characters apart from Deidara were forcedto wear maid outfits and forced to clean all the rooms, including the closets(Guess what mess is in there )

Keep the dares coming!