Chapter 16
Kat sits in front of a microwave (the room has a kitchen in case you didn't know) opening and shutting it quickly every few seconds… And after awhile every member of Naruto was watching…
Tasha: KAT I'M GOING TO… (Looks at the group surrounding microwave)Kat… What are you doing?
Kat: I'm… (opens and shut microwave) Trying to make food appear… (Opens and shuts microwave) But… (Opens microwave) No food appears see… (Shut andopens microwave)
Tasha: You know microwaves COOK food, yeah?
Kat: But, Shikamaru told me food would appear if I keep opening and shutting the microwave… (Puppy eyes) And I'm really hungry…
Tasha: (Sighs) What do you want to eat…?
Kat: Popcorn… Or cookies… Oh and candy and cakes for the Naruto gang…
Naruto gang: YAY!
Tasha: (Sighs) Fine… (Goes through cupboards and gets ingredients)
Everyone: You know how to cook?
Tasha: Obviously! It's so simple, why did you think I couldn't?
Deidara: You just seemed a little obsessed with killing to be able to cook…
Tasha: Killing Sasuke's just for fun, so writing and drawing and singing and… I'm going to stop before I keep speaking…
Shikamaru: Weren't you yelling something at Kat when you came in?
Tasha: Oh right… (Flicks cookie mixture at Kat's face) I'm going to kill you in gruesome and evilly menacingly ways! (Puts cookie mixture in ovenshaped as Naruto characters and starts on cake mixture)
Kat: Why? What Have I done?
Tasha: You asked me to update your fan fiction for you, but I don't own acomputer and my brothers are busy using there's!
Neji: How are you updating then?
Tasha: Cause my older bro's girl friend is amazing and brought her laptop to our house for me to use… She's my new god! (Puts cakes in and takes out cookies leaves on the side to cool and throws a bowl of popping corn into microwave, pulls out a bowl of melt chocolate)
Kat: Tasha how long does it take to cook food…?
Tasha: By the time the dares are finished?
Everyone: Dares?
Tasha: (Smirks) Haven't you noticed…? They've already started…(Smiles innocently)
Kat: What dare has been done?
Tasha: Itachi's gone…
Kisame: What?
Tasha: BrokenAngel363 stole Itachi, they've gone a date. You better hurry up with the dares Kat the cakes will be done soon then all I've got to do wait for them to cool and decorate!
Kat: Must hurry! Ok sorry for waiting forever for the chapter and I still can't read the reviews, because the world hates me, but luckily Tasha's helping so I can still update. Ok so Sco23 come let's hurry!
Sco23: Yep, it's good to be back! I'm glad to see you again girls… And Sasuke… Well, let's get down to business I made these special shirts just for you girl's! (Forces all the girls to wear shirts that read: "we love Jiraiya and IchaIcha paradise books!")
Girls: We will kill you one day Sco23…
Tasha: What's the matter? Jiraiya is amazing and one of my gods…
Kat: I'll pretend I didn't hear that Tasha…
Tasha: He's the best pervert since Turtle master from DBZ!
Kat: Ok… Anymore Sco23?
Sco23: Yes!
Tasha: YAY! Cakes done!
Kat: Hurry people!
Sco23: I want Sakura and Ino to wear these tops which say we hate Sasuke but love Choji and Lee tops! I want Sasuke to fall off of a VERY large cliff and land onto a road while screaming he loves Cat.ninja.assassin and that he's my biggest fan! That'll do for now, because we're in a hurry…
Sakura and Ino change from the other tops to there new ones… While Sasuke goes jumps off of a cliff… Which won't end anytime soon, while screaming how he loves everyone form locked in.
Ino/ Sakura: Actually I think these tops are better than the other ones, but oh well.
Kat: Tasha how far are you in making those cookies and cakes?
Tasha: Don't worry I'm decorating them, it'll be done soon…
Kat: (sighs in relief
)Sco23: Why are you happy?
Kat: Tasha's too detailed in when she decorates we have a bit more time…Though I wonder if Sasuke will fall before Tasha's finished.
Sco23: Maybe I chose the largest cliff I could find!
Kat: Anyway next!
Mistyfalls: That's me! I want Hidan, Deidara and Naruto to have a wordwar!
Deidara: UN?
Mistyfalls: Yep like that!
Deidara, Hidan and Naruto go into a corner and have their word war. Which might last a while so back to Dares!
Kat: What's next?
Mistyfalls: I want someone to beat up Sakura and Sasuke, please!
Fridgesan: I'll do that… But, Sasuke's out of my reach at the moment… But Sakura's another issue!
Fridgesan beats Sakura up. Let your imagination run free as your worst torture can't come close!
Michan77: Can you do my dares now?
Kat: Go on!
Michan77: Naruto slap Temari in the face and Sasuke dance to Carmelldansen!
Sasuke: How can I?!
Tasha: Dance while falling! (puts music on and dances herself)
Sasuke starts dancing as he continues to fall; Naruto slaps Temari in the face.
Kat: YAY! Good one Naruto!
EDS: I agree.
Naruto: YAY! EDS is back!
EDS: Yep, we'll talk later first Kat it's time to sing Everyday with Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: Do we have to?
Tasha: Go and do it!
Shikamaru and Kat sing Everyday and some others join in, such as Neji!
EDS: Sasuke and Itachi are sort of busy right now, so… I guess I'm done for now, let's talk Naruto!
Kat: Ok anyone else?
Sonar: yep me!
Kat: Go ahead!
Sonar: I love how Gaara scared Sasuke last time so throw a cat at his face!
Gaara: Fine by me!
Throws a cat at the face of Sasuke who is still falling from this extremely large cliff; he's still dancing to Carmelldansen.
Sasuke: AGHT! It's a cat, please someone help me! I didn't do anything!
Kat: You did everything! EVERYTHING!
Sonar: Kiba dress up as Hello Kitty!
Kiba: But, I'm a dog person!
Sonar: So…?
Kiba: Fine!
Kiba goes into dressing room with a hello kitty costume.
Sonar: Hey you forgot Akamaru he's got to dress up as well!
Kiba: Fine! (Pulls Akamaru in with him)
Sonar: Tobi when Itachi gets back I want you both to torture Gai for the next two chapters ok?
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy he'll do it! (he's turned into sweet chibiright now)
Tasha: YES I'VE FINISHED!
Everyone turns around to see Tasha eating a cookie shaped as Deidara, while talking to Sasori…
Fridgesan: (Throws Sakura, who had been tortured badly, to the bottom of the cliff, she beats Sasuke cause she weights more) Let's see them then…
Kat: YAY! Cookies, popcorn and cakes!
Cakes are covered in melted chocolate and has chibi doodles of charactersfrom locked in on them, while the cookies are shaped as the Naruto characters.
Kat: Tobi and Shikamaru cookies are mine!
Tasha: I have Deidara's and Sasori's so I'm happy!
Sonar: Where's Sasuke's, Itachi's, Sakura's and Orochimaru's?
Tasha/ Sasori: (smirks) You'll see!
Sasuke lands on the floor finally crushing Sakura. Orochimaru goes over to see if they're ok, while everyone laughs.
Tasha: (Walks over) I wonder why everyone's so mean to you, it's not nice…
Kat/ Fridgesan: What's the matter with you! You have a fiction called DEATH TO SASUKE! You hate him the most in this room!
Tasha: Well, I just think we're so evil to them in this room…
Kat: What's the matter with her…?
Tasha gives Sasuke, Sakura and Orochimaru cookies shaped as their selves.
Sasuke: I think I was wrong about you, you really are a lovely person…
Tasha: Yeah, you were wrong about me…
They eat the cookies… And fall to the floor.
Tasha: See I told you, you were wrong about me! Sasori's poison is embeddedin YOUR cookies! (Skips back to the group smiling, while nibbling on the hair of Deidara) HA! You should of saw your faces when you thought I was being nice to that idiot!
Kat: Oh well…
BrokenAngel363: Hey, guys I'm returning Itachi! See ya!
Tasha: No, wait I saved you the Itachi cookie! (Gives cookie to BrokenAngel363)
BrokenAngel363: Is there anymore?
Tasha: They're over there…
BrokenAngel363: Oh, I want the Fridgesan cake! (Takes cake and hides away to eat them both)
And the moral of the story is everyone, but Sasuke, Sakura and Orochimarushould eat cakes and cookies, because if you are one of the three your food may contain poison!
Kat: Keep the dares coming.
