Chapter 17

Naruto: Where is she?

Neji: She hasn't been here for days. Its only been Fridgesan and sometimes Tasha.

Tenten: I'm bored…

Deidara and Sasori are in the corner rocking back and forward.

Deidara: Where is Tasha un?

Sasori: Tasha no here….Tasha no here….Tasha no…

Tasha and Fridgesan enter the room with darers.

Tasha: My boys! They are in distress. THEY NEED ME! (She jumps on Deidara and Sasori and they hug, tears coming out of their eyes)

Naruto: Have you seen Cat?

Tasha: No, shame on her she has a Fanfic to do. Well we will have to do the dares today. (sighs)

A puff of smoke appears in the middle of the room. It reveals Cat with a ginger kitten on her shoulder.

Cat: HA HA! I bet you weren't planning on that were ya! I! The amazing Ninja Neko who strikes fear into the heart of all her opponents, Appearing in the middle of the room! (She points to everyone)

Everyone: O.O' (crickets chirped)

Kitten: Well that sucked!

Cat: Who asked ya? Anyway hi guys.

Tasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HI GUYS?!

Cat: What did I do?

Tasha: Do you know how long it took for you to update?

Cat: (Thinks about it) I dunno…

Tasha: (Sighs) You got darers Cat.

Cat: OK! Who we got?

Tasha: We have…Quite a few,

Cat: Who's that?

Tasha: --' that wasn't a name Cat, I'm saying you have quite a few darers.

Cat: Oh!

Tasha: We have…Kagedoragon, EDS, Sonar, Attack Inuzuka, Skye Sasuke, TOTAL RANDOM, and Michan77.

Cat: WOW! That is a lot! Who is going first?

Kagedoragon: I dare Naruto to touch Hinata's boobs

Cat: er nice…

Naruto touches her boobs which made her go REALLY red. And then she passed out.

Cat: Next!

EDS: I dare everyone to say their favourite animal. And wasn't Neji supposed to do a lap dance if he didn't get dared.

Neji: O.O DAM YOU!

Cat: Oh yeah…Neji you have to…

Neji: PLEASE I'm begging you don't do this to me please.

Cat: (sighs) Neji you know the rules. Either do the dare or have the crap beaten out of ya.

Neji: I'd rather I had the crap beaten outta me.

Cat: NO! You don't! (Glares)

Tasha: Look what's you lots favourite animal.

Naruto: fox

Sasuke: chicken

Sakura: um…

Cat: Too slow next!

Itachi: Weasel

Kisame: Shark

Kiba: Dog

Hinata: Fox

Tenten: Rabbit

Neji: er rabbit

Orochimaru: Snake

Jaraiya: Toad

Tsunde: Slug

Shino: Bugs

Cat: Is that an animal?

Hidan: Squirrels

Tasha: No your favourite animal, not your favourite animal to kill.

Deidara: Birds

Sasori: Scorpion

Shikamaru: Cats

Cat: Don't kiss up! Right next dare

Sonar: Kiba you can come out of your costume, but Akamaru must stay in his (Hugs Kiba) then Sakura I dare you to sing your favourite song.

Cat: Get your earmuffs out!

Sakura: Very funny…

Cat: I thought so,

Sakura sings Colours of the wind from Pochohantas.

Cat: Well that was….really boring next.

Sonar: Hinata I dare you to be the opposite of yourself, and Tenten to sing Cant get you out of my head.

Hinata: um ok…. Er I mean HELL YEAH!!

Everyone: O.O'

Tenten Sings the song which makes Neji surprisingly more attracted to her.

Sonar: Now Naruto I dare you to scream in Sasuke's ear until he goes death.

Fridgesan: YES! Finally a Sasuke dare!!

Naruto screams in Sasuke ear for ten minutes until Sasuke cant hear anything.

Cat: Next

Sonar: Neji dress up like Vega from street fighters.

Neji: You people are so strange. (he dresses up like Vega and Tenten snogs him)

Cat: Next darer

Attck Inuzuka: I dare Tenten and Naruto to make out for two hours.

Hinata: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!

Cat: calm down Hinata, (sighs) Do the dare.

They make out for two hours while Hinata is glaring at them the whole time. Attck Inuzuka then gives candy to all the girls except me!

Cat: (Sniffs) I'll live. Anyway who is next?

Skye Sasuke: I want to beat up Sakura…

Cat: Be my guest.

Skye Sasuke: I will after I say my other dares which is to throw sakura off a cliff.

Cat: OK!

Tasha me and Skye Sasuke throw Sakura off a cliff. She hit's the ground pretty hard.

Cat: What next?

Skye Sasuke: Now throw her in a room full of snakes!

We throw in the snake filled room. She comes out with lots of bites on her.

Skye Sasuke: NOW! I will beat her up

And Sakura after her long moments of torture is now having the crap beaten out of her.

Cat: Next!

TOTAL RANDOM: I dare all of them to wear green and pink spandex green for guys and pink for girls. While Guy leads them in singing 99 bottles of youth on the wall.

Cat: Right go on then.

Tasha: this is going to take a while.

Five hours later they finally finish.

Cat: Last darer!

Michan77: I dare Sasuke to wear a T-shirt that says I love KAT! that's me not you by the way.

Cat: I know, please if Sasuke was caught dead even wearing a shirt that said he loves me I would kick his ass. No offence,

Sasuke: Did you just say no offence?

Cat: Why do you want it!

Sasuke: NO! (he puts on the shirt while Michan77 glomps him)

Michan77: Sasuke shout you love me in Sakura's face

Sasuke went to Sakura's face

Sasuke: I LOVE KAT!!

Tasha is hugging Deidara and Sasori, Fridgesan is beating the crap outta Sakura and all the darers are hugging their favourite characters.

Cat: Well that's everyone, phew I shouldn't of left it that long to update. Hope you all had fun! See ya and keep the dares coming!!