Chapter 23

Cat enters room with darers and Taylor

Taylor: Oreo! Please

Ok Oreo…Tasha and Fridgesan and her ginger kitten. (Who strangely I haven't given a name for yet)

Cat: HI EVERYONE! I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M REALLY HYPER TODAY!

Tasha: Well why doesn't that surprise…BOYS! (Glomps Sasori and Deidara) Now I have to ask you about art.

Sasori: What do you wish to know?

Cat: -.-' right…with us I have…Miss.KrAbBy mcPatty, Hidan'sGirl247, EDS, Narutofan221, GG, and Attck Inuzuka. Wait! The favourite chart so far is:

Cat 5

Tasha 2

Fridgesan 5

Oreo/Taylor 3 (Cos our group voted too)

Kitten 1 (cos he voted for himself)

Kitten: Yeah what's wrong with that?

Cat: it's a popularity vote! Only the publich decide!

Kitten: (Sad kitty eyes) No one like me?…

Cat: (Sad kitty eyes) Don't be stupid I love you to bits.

Kitten: YAY! (Hug each other)

Oreo: Ok… on to the dares.

Cat: oh yeah who is first?

Miss.KrAbBy mcPatty: Guy must dress up in an electric purple and sing the pig, pig hula song from lion king, while dancing with Panda-kun, the silver haired pervert, and chicken butt dude.

Guy: AH! The dare with such youthfull ness! I will be happy to accept!

Cat: Well that's a first. I'm guessing that the other guys are Sasuke, Kakashi and Gaara.

Guy: (Dresses up) Luau!

If your hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat

Eat my buddy pumba here cos he is a treat

Come on down and dine

On this tasty swine

All you have to do is get in line

Aaare you aching

Yup, Yup, Yup

Fooor some bacon

Yup, Yup, Yup

Heee's a big pig

Yup, Yup

You can be a big pig too OY!

Everyone: O.O (Bursts into laughter)

Oreo: Now EDS is obviously not here again just his dragon. So if you would like to go next.

Dragon: Sure, Kakashi where do you go every time your late.

Kakashi: (Blushes) I er…

Everyone: Yes?…

Kakashi: (Sighs) Peep on ladies when they are in the bath.

Jaraiya: Hey that is my job! (They argue)

Dragon: Yes now also…Guy who taught you the power of youth?

Neji/Tenten: NO!

Guy: Well that is an amazing tale. It all started when my father explained to me that youth is not a thing to be wasted…(Five hours later) and that is when I realised the power of youth.

Oreo: How interesting…Next!

Narutofan221: I dare Kakashi to dress up like Guy and Guy dress up like Kakashi.

Kakashi: OK WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ONES BEING PICKED ON?!

Cat: Because they want to now do the dare!

Kakashi/Guy: Fine! (They dress up as each other)

Everyone laughs

Narutofan221: Now Cat and Shikamaru must go in the closet alone.

Shikamaru/Cat: O.O

Cat: Er maybe you hadn't noticed but we don't like each other in that way no more.

Everyone: GET IN THERE!

Cat/Shikamaru: OK! (Ran in closet)

Oreo: Next!

GG: Alright I have questions and I'd better get answers! Now Sasuke why are you such a suckish gay B…..d! (Sorry don't allow swearing, only from Hidan)

Sasuke: Er…I'm not.

GG: Wrong answer (Smashes his head) Naruto is not here so Sakura. Why in the world do you like such a suckish gay b….d?

Sakura: Because he is the best!

GG: Wrong answer (Smashes her head) I'm done!

Oreo: Great, next!

Attck Inuzuka: I dare all the guys to be thrown in jail. While the girls get five million dollars from each of them

Guys: WHAT!

Oreo: Do it! Or die! (sighs) I'm so evil!

They hand over all the money they have. But its not enough.

Tasha: I need some of the guys for my dares. And Shikamaru is in the closet.

Cat and Shikamaru come out, Shikamaru with red hand mark on his face.

Shikamaru: I said I was sorry it just slipped…

Cat: Yeah right!

Fridgesan: I have dares. First Tasha, Cat and I shall sing the pillow. From ride on shooting star.

Cat/Tasha: ok…(We all sing …badly)

Fridgesan: Since EDS has taken Naruto I shall train Hinata with confidence and the arm of defence with firearms. And Sasuke and Sakura shall be our targets.

Cat: Oh does that mean your not going to be here for the rest of the chapter. (Sad kitty eyes)

Fridgesan: (Sighs) I'll leave after the chapter.

Cat: YAY!

Fridgesan: Dragon give EDS fifteen cookies.

Dragon: Why?

Fridgesan: DO IT!

Dragon: Ok!

Fridgesan: Hidan I wish to use your scythe to shave off Sasori's eyebrows.

Tasha: NO YOU WILL NOT! It my turn now! My dares are all to do with the Akatsuki. And I shall pick flowers with my feet….wait what am I saying?

Cat: Oh sorry my fingers slipped on the keyboard.

Tasha: Oh just you wait!…alright Konan, you will make origami for everyone.

Konan: Ok then….(She makes pretty origami for everyone)

Tasha: yay! Now Pein tell everyone who you would prefer to have sex with in the Akatsuki.

Pein: Konan…

Cat: Well that was obvious.

Tasha: Fine…Deidara I dare you to scare Cat with your hands

Cat: What! (Shivers)

Tasha: Then tickle her with them. (Smirks)

Cat: O.O AAAAAAAH! NO! NO! NO! NO TICKLING!

Tasha: You have to…

Deidara: ok (Walks over to Cat with his hand tongues out)

Cat: NO! (Tries to run but is grabbed by Deidara) NO! NO! NO!

Deidara tickles Cat senseless.

Tasha: Ok while Cat is having fun with Deidara. I also dare Sasori to scare everyone by sneaking and jumping out of Hiruko.

Neji: Well I think it is pretty pointless now seeing as you said it aloud (Sasori jumps out and scares Neji) AH!…never mind

Sasori does this to everyone.

Tasha: now Hidan I must now give you a lecture on how wrong it s to swear.

Hidan: What the F..k!

Tasha: See swearing is bad for the world, it is already corrupting minds of children. And it just is plain nasty.

Hidan: OH YEAH!

Tasha: YEAH! (Start arguing) Zetsu eat Sasuke! (Continues arguing)

Zetsu: yay! (He eats Sasuke)

Fridgesan: Yeah can you spit him back out, we need him to shoot the crap out of him.

Zetsu: oh…(Spits him out)

Sasuke: Ew!

Tasha: I win Hidan! Now Kisame eat your brethren sushi and cry about it.

Kisame: (Cries) I WILL CRY ABOUT IT! (eats it slowly)

Tasha: Itachi become perverted for Angel, Kisame, and Cat who is still having fun with Deidara

Cat: (Laughing) SHUT UP!

Itachi becomes perverted by pinches Angels boobs, and well you don't want to know what he does to Kisame. He couldn't go to Cat because she is busy.

Tasha: Hey where is Tobi?

Oreo: OH NO! he must of got out!

Kitten: I will search for him…seeing my owner has like left me for this entire chapter. (Storms out)

Tasha: Well I'm going to have a nice conversation with the Akatsuki now…Deidara you can stop now.

Deidara: Aw that was fun…(Lets go of Cat who is crying)

Cat: Evil people

Oreo: You must be very ticklish?

Cat: You have no idea…

Tasha: OH WAIT! Cat can we sing the FUN song?

Cat: -.- …fine

Everyone: F is for friends that do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anywhere at any time at all

Down here in the deep blue sea.

Fridgesan: I'm off with Hinata see ya next time people.

Oreo: Keep dares coming, and the scoreboard for the favourites.

Cat: SEE YA

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for uranium bombs

N is for no survivors when you…

Everyone: Tasha calm down.

Tasha: Sorry