Chapter 24
Cat, her kitten and Oreo walk in to see Tasha and darers chatting
Cat: Hi everyone
Tasha: And she was all like NEVER!
Cat: You guys!
GG: Really?
Cat: -.-
Oreo: SHUT THE HECK UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP!
Everyone shuts up and is all like 0.o
Cat: Thanks Oreo.
Oreo: Can I have an Oreo?
Tasha: -.-
Cat: Sure? (hands her Oreo)
Oreo: YUM.
Cat: Anyways Hey everyone oh we found Tobi
Kitten: I found Tobi!
Cat: Fine YOU found Tobi he went to the bathroom and got lost. In the bathroom closet.
Kitten: Yay! I found him.
Cat: Ok...first dare is Hidan'sGirl247.
Hidan'sGirl247: Well I dare Hidan to give Kakuzu a blowjob.
Everyone: EWWWWWW!
Hidan: ARE YOU F…KING SERIOUS?!
Tasha: She wouldn't of said it if she wasn't.
Hidan drags Kakuzu into the closet. After a while we hear things getting a bit too friendly. But sorry fan girls not going to tell you what's going on in there. (You know who you are)
Cat: Next please…
Narutofan221: Well I dare Itachi to use his Sharingan on all the Sasuke fan girls to show him kissing Naruto for 2 days.
Fan girls: (Screams)
Itachi: Look people I'm supposed to be going blind, from over useage of this Sharingan and you keep making me use it!
Cat: Its ok Itachi…People will still love you even if you are blind
Itachi: I don't want to be blind!
Cat: Do the dare please…
Itachi uses his Sharingan and everyone can hear screaming fan girls screaming in horror.
Oreo: My turn. Okay Gaara, confess who you love. Sasuke say I'm gay, idiotic,and Naruto is WAY better than me'
Sasuke: NO!
Oreo: Fridgesan… oh wait...he's gone (Chibi cries) Do it or else
Sasuke: Or else what. you cant do anything. Your just a 12 year old girl withanger issues!
Oreo: (beats the living crap out of Sasuke) I DONT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Sasuke: I'm gay, idiotic, and Naruto is way better than me.
Oreo: good boy!
Cat: Ok now who is next?
GG: Me but my dare…we cant do it seeing as Fridgesan is missing.
Tasha: Fridgesan has got a very good fan club going here hasn't he?
Cat: I know (Thanks to me) well do you have another?
GG: Yeah Tobi to give Hidan a lesson on being nice.
Cat: ok….Then I dare Tobi to make out with GG for 3 hours!
GG: (Gasps) YAY!
Tobi: YAY Tobi is a good boy!
Cat: Ok then Tobi give him the lesson.
Tobi: Right Hidan, you need to be nice to people, so you can be liked back.
Hidan: Tobi, I think that we have all seen that doesn't work for you.
Tobi: (Smacks Hidan round the head) YOU WANNA BE NICE OR NOT?
Hidan: NOT (Grabs Scythe and starts chasing Tobi with it)
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Hidan: TOBI IS A DEAD BOY!
Tasha: STOP!
They both stop
Tasha: SIT!
They both sit.
Tasha: Good, now Tobi get in the closet with GG
Tobi: YAY (Runs in closet with GG)
Cat: Ok now…Hey Sco23 what's the matter?
Sco23: Nothing…
Cat: Yes there is
Sco23: No there isn't?
Cat: Yes there is
Sco23: No there isn't
Cat: is
Sco23: isn't
Cat: is
Sco23: isn't
Cat: is
Sco23: isn't
Cat: Listen I know when there is something wrong. Now tell me!
Sco23: (Sighs) I'm depressed from all the school work I've been getting. And I haven't laughed in a while. There are ya happy now?
Cat: Getting there. Hang on a sec (Goes and whispers something to the girls) Ok
Girls: YEAH! (Smirk evilly at sco23)
Cat: Sco23 your about to laugh!
Sco23: what?
All girls start to tickle Sco23 to death.
Cat: Wow we are getting a lot of tickling dares lately.
Tasha: (evil laughs)
Cat: Hmph! Yes Tasha. I haven't forgotten last time. But I'm not ticklish anymore anyway.
Everyone: -.-
Cat: what?
Oreo: You really expect everyone to believe that.
Cat: Yes…
Tasha: Ok then DEIDARA! Come here for a sec
Cat: O.O… OK! OK! I lied…
Tasha/Oreo: Obviously.
Sco23 has gotten away from the tickling girls. And hides behind Cat, Tasha and Oreo.
Sco23: That's it! Its payback time! I dare all the guys to tickle the girls
Girls: WHAT!
All the guys chase after the girls and tickle them.
Sco23: And for Hidan and Kakuzu to sing just the two of us.
In the closet we can hear a muffled
Hidan/Kakuzu: Just the two of us…
Everyone laughs
Oreo: Ok now for Cat to announce more of the poll.Cat: Oh yeah well actually its still the same…
Cat: 5
Fridgesan: 5
Tasha: 2
Oreo: 3
Kitten: 50
Cat: WHAT! I don't think so!
Kitten: Well I'm sorry but no one is voting for me and I …(Begins to cry) I feel left out.
Oreo: Now...VOTE FOR ME AND THE KITTEN OR I'LL SHOVE AN OREO SO FAR UP UR BUTT, U'LL FEEL IT FOR A WEEK!
readers: 0.0
Sasuke: (whispers to Sakura) told you she has anger issues
Oreo: I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES.
Kitten: The kitten…that's my name…The kitten.
Cat: Well I was going to name you Naruto. But that would be confusing if I brought you in here with the real Naruto.
Kitten: True…
Cat: I'll name you
Kitten: Don't you dare say Ginger…
Cat: …never mind
Oreo: OK NEXT DARER!
Cat: why are you shouting?
Oreo: I DON'T KNOW!
Angel: Ok my turn. I dare Kakashi to openly admit the top five people he peeps on.
Kakashi: (Blushing) Well er…well first there is Tsunade,
Tsunade: WHAT!
Kakashi: then Ino
Ino: WHAT!
Kakashi: Temari, Hinata, Iruka and Guy.
Everyone: 0.0
Angel: Nice…Now Ino must be thrown into a pit of torture. And only can come out when dared. But then she has to go right back in.
Ino: HELL NO
Cat/Oreo: HELL YES (Push her into the random pit that just randomly appeared)
Ino: (Screaming)
Cat: Well that's…yeah who's next?
Sonar: Itachi I dare you and Tobi to have a staring contest without laughing.
Itachi: Ok someone get me Tobi.
Oreo: (Fetches Tobi from closet) Don't worry GG he will be back in a sec.
Places Tobi in front of Itachi.
Itachi: Staring contest……Now! Er Tobi take your mask off then!
Tobi: Sorry…(Takes his mask off) Now!
2 seconds later…
Tobi: (Hysterical laughter)
Itachi: What?
Still laughing
Itachi: Put him back
Oreo throws him back in closet.
Sonar: Ok now I wanna hear your scariest Akatsuki moment.
Itachi: Well that would have to be…when…well I was in the shower and suddenly the lights go off. And out of no where Kisame opens my shower curtain. With him wearing…A MUD MASK!
Everyone laughs
Sonar: Now I wanna hear the craziest question from a Akatsuki member.
Itachi: Well that would have to be when…Tobi asked me if I was going to have eggs or bacon. And we were eating spaghetti.
Everyone laughs harder.
Sonar: now I dare you to watch all of the death note episodes.
Itachi: Watched them all already.
Everyone: (Gasps and freezes)
Sonar: Ok the Deidara and Sai have an art war.
Deidara: Art is a bang yeah!
Sasori: Art is eternal!
(Starts arguing with Sai and Konan joining in While Tasha tries to stop them)
Sonar: Ok then…Ino dress like Misa, Misa from Death note.
Ino jumps out of the pit dressed up like Misa and is pushed back in.
Sonar: Shikamaru act out of character for a moment.
Shikamaru: (Sighs) HEY GUYS! COME ON GUYS LETS PARTY GUYS!
Everyone: 0.0
Sonar: Orochimaru must drink hot sauce
Orochimaru: NEVER!
Cat shoves bottle in his mouth.
Orochimaru: FIRE! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!
Sonar: (Hugs bug user) Shino You are the best! You can scare anyone except for Cat with bugs.
Cat: Oh yay, I don't get scared with Shino's bugs. Yay me!
Sonar: Tsunade you must let the Akatsuki give you a makeover.
Akatsuki: YES!
Tsunade: Are you crazy? No way!
They all start putting makeup on Tsunade. When they finish she looks like everyone emerged into one character.
Sonar: Oh and (Gives Akamaru a bone)
Oreo: Great dares! Next!
Kagedoragon: I dare Haku
Cat: YES! Congratulations Haku You finally got a dare. Now please continue.
Kagedoragon: I dare Haku to stick senbons in Sasuke and Sakura.
Haku: My pleasure (He shoves them into Sasuke and Sakura)
Sasuke/sakura: OW!
Oreo: Well that's all we have time for today. Keep the dares coming.
Cat: Yeah and the votes.
Kitten: I WANNA DARE! I WANNA DARE!
Cat: Ok I dare you to shut up!
Kitten: You dare me that everyday.
Cat: And yet you never do it!
Kitten: (Glares) fine but I wanna dare
Cat: I'll give you one later! See ya everyone.
This is locked in, Sorry if some of your dares don't get mentioned. Its either to do with That particular character isn't here. Or I only have time to put up that many. Sorry for any inconvenience. Hope u enjoyed it! See ya!
