Chapter 25
Cat, Cookie (The Kitten's new nickname) Oreo, and Tasha enter the room with darers.
Cat: Ok everyone, I'm sorry but Fridgesan is still not here. But we have darers.
Cookie: Duh?
Cat: Look I said you could come in this story if you behaved.
Cookie: Sorry…(Jumps into Oreo's arms) hehe!
Oreo: Ok the darers today are…WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME SASUKE!
Sasuke: 0.0 I didn't say anything…
Oreo: THAT'S IT! (Cookie jumps out of Oreo's arms while she goes and beats the crap outta Sasuke)
Tasha: The darers are…GG, Kagedoragon, Hidan'sgirl247, Narutofan221, Attck Inzuka, and Alternative Angel.
Cat: Who's first?
GG: Sasuke I dare you to get a haircut exactly like Naruto's
Sasuke: You have gotta be kidding?
Oreo: DO IT!
Sasuke: (sighs) Fine! (Grabs a shaver and styles it like Naruto's)
GG: Now Sakura you must push him off of a cliff into a never ending pit of terror
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: No!
Oreo: Wanna go down with him?
Sakura pushes him off a cliff.
Sasuke: Thanks a lot Sakura!
GG: Tobi sing best friends to Itachi
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy ahem (Puts his arm around Itachi)
He's my best friend
Best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy
He's so yummy, yummy
Hey you should get a best friend too.
Itachi: Get the hell away from me Tobi.
Tobi: ok…
GG: Oh Cookie I dare you to scratch Sasuke and Sakura's faces.
Cookie: YAY! A job I was born to do (Flexes his mini claws and scratches Sakura face)
Sasuke comes out of the pit. Then is welcomed by his face being scratched then falling back down the cliff
Sasuke: NOT AGAIN!
Cookie: I love ya GG! (Curls up to GG)
GG: Aww…
Oreo: What about me cookie?
Cookie: I still love ya too.
Oreo: Yay! Now next.
Kagedoragon: I dare Sakura to break Sasuke's back, then heal him then kick his balls.
Sakura: You know what? You can take that dare and shove it up your…
Cat/Tasha/Oreo: AHEM!
Sakura: Fine
Sasuke comes back up again, Sakura breaks his back.
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL!
Sakura heals it, then kicks him in the balls which sends him flying off the cliff again.
Oreo: I dare Haku to say why he dresses like a girl
Haku: I DO NOT!
Oreo: You really do…
Haku: I like the clothes ok! You cant blame me.
Oreo: Yes I can…anyway Sai why do you care whether or not Naruto has balls?
Sai: I beg your pardon?
Oreo: Come on tell us…
Sai: I don't care…I have no interests in Naruto's privates.
Everyone: SURE YOU DON'T!
Sai: (Blushes)
Tasha: (Who is glomping Sasori and Deidara) Who is next?
Hidan'sgirl247: I dare Kisame to hump his sword
Kisame: WHAT THE HELL! Where did that come from?
Hidan'sgirl247: A powerful thing called…my mind.
Kisame: I aint doing it out here…(He goes in the closet everyone hears very interesting noises)
Cat: (Sat with Cookie in lap) Next dares…
Narutofan221: I dare Cookie not to speak for three chapters.
Cookie: Huh?…(Chibi cries) but why?
Cat: Aww poor Cookie,
Cookie: Your enjoying this aren't ya?
Cat: Would you be mad if I said yes?
Cookie: Yes!
Cat: Than yes (giggles) starting from now.
Cookie: (Silence)
Narutofan221: Oh and I dare Gaara to tickle all of the girls with his sand…including Cat.
Everyone turns to face Cat who has already ran for it.
Tasha: Catch her!
Oreo, Tasha and Sasori caught her and put her with the rest of the girls.
Cat: NO! NO! NO! NO! How come it's always me?! Why aren't you guys involved?
Tasha: Cos we're guests…
Cat: No your not! You work here!
Gaara starts to tickle all the girls until they are screaming with laughter.
Oreo: Ok then who's next?
Attck Inuzuka: when was Naruto, Hinata and Tenten's honeymoon?
Oreo: Huh?…Oh well Hinata and Naruto are busy training so they haven't had the chance yet. Probably two days after they come back.
Attck Inuzuka: Ok then, well I dare everyone to give a house for the girls to live in, between dares.
Oreo: Well they are busy right now. But that can be arranged. Anything else?
Attck Inuzuka: Send a note to Fridgesan saying a dare that he has to be nice to all the girls.
Oreo: Well he wont be happy about that. Tasha can you write that?
Tasha: Yeah hang on a sec, I'm discussing art with my boys.
Oreo: Well who's next?
Alternative Angel: I wanna take over for Fridgesan for 4 and a half chapters.
Oreo: Doesn't everybody?
Everyone: Yes!
Oreo: Ok but first you must prove your worthy enough…
Alternative Angel: OK! (Beats the crap outta Sasuke)
Oreo: Ok that's Fridgesan enough.
Alternative Angel: I dare Kakashi and Jaraiya to read play boy magazines, and OT manga's, erotica novels, and then allow every girl to do what they please to them.
Oreo: I think that should be ok, seeing that the girls are still busy.
Kakashi and Jaraiya are reading. And giggling at the pages.
Alternative Angel: I also dare Cat and Tasha to compliment cookie for the rest of this chapter and half of next chapter.
Tasha: ok then
Cat: (stopped being tickled) I cant stand this any more….why does everyone keep doing that to me?
Tasha: Cat, we have to compliment Cookie for the rest and half of next chapter.
Cat: yeah ok…
Tasha: your ok with that?
Cat: yeah why not…he is my baby. (cookie jumps on Cats shoulder and smiles)
Alternative Angel: oh and I would like to say, I admire Fridgesan's dedication.
Everyone: WE ALL DO YAY!
Cat: Wow, he really is liked here.
Dragon: hello friends of EDS
Oreo: What are you doing here?
Dragon: I have come to remind you that Naruto shall return next chapter. And EDS wants to know why Fridgesan gave him cookies.
Oreo: hey Cat, how come he did give him cookies.
Cat: I'm not sure…I'll have to ask him. Well that's all for today.
Oreo: keep the dares coming. See ya soon.
Cookie is still Chibi crying…so everyone starts petting him (He's loving it)
