Chapter 26
Oreo, Cookie, Tasha and a WHOLE bunch of darers enter the room, Tasha ran straight up to Kisame.
Tasha: (Glares at Kisame) Hmmm
Kisame: What?
Tasha: hmm…Nope our tutor doesn't resemble you.
Oreo: What are you going on about?
Tasha: Well you see Cat and I have a theory, that our tutor is really Kisame in disguise. But we're not seeing any resemblances at the moment.
Oreo: Ok…Moving on TO THE DARES! YAY!
Everyone: -.-
Oreo: Sorry…Sco23 your up first!
Sco23: I dare Sasuke to dress up as Sanjaya Malakar, and sing I'm not gay while being pushed into the pit of death again.
Sasuke: Not again…And why the hell do I got dress like…
Oreo/Tasha/GG/Alternative Angel: (Cracks Knuckles)
Sasuke: Fine…(Dresses up like Sanjaya Malakar) this is gonna hurt (Pushed in the pit of death while singing I'm not gay)
Oreo: WOW! That was great! Who agrees?
Everyone raises their hands except Sakura, which earned her a punch by Oreo, GG and Alternative Angel.
Sco23: Now I dare the girls to dress up like cats and be chased by Inuzuka's and Kakashi's dogs.
Girls: WHAT! (They dress up like cats while the dogs start chasing them) AAAAH!!
Oreo: WAIT! Cookie I dare him to be able to speak again!
Cookie: YAY!
Narutofan221: No! I dare him to not to talk for 5 chapters.
Cookie: (Cries) no….
Oreo: But poor Cookie
Narutofan221: Its ok I dare you to kick Sasuke in the balls the entire chapter.
Oreo: Sorry Cookie, YEEHA! (Starts to kick Sasuke's balls as he just gets back up from the pit)
Sasuke: Why me?…
Oreo: oh Naruto must divorce Tenten, so she can marry Neji.
Neji: DANG! I thought people forgot I was here. (Tenten divorces Naruto (somehow) and marries Neji)
Tenten: Isn't this great Neji?
Neji: Yeah…Great!
Oreo: Now I dare Gaara to kiss me.
Gaara: ok…wait what! (Growls) Fine…(Kisses her which turns into a full make out fest)
Tasha: ok now I guess that the next darer is Shkmaru15.
Shkmaru15: Lets hold a contest for who can do the worst thing to Sasuke.
Oreo: YEAH! (Kicks his balls once more) That will be great!
Tasha: Right Well lets begin…(they hold a contest and everyone does the horriblest things to Sasuke) EVERYBODY WINS!
Everybody: YAY!
Tasha: Now…next person is…
Hidan'sGirl247: ME! I dare Hidan to screw Kakuzu.
Hidan: Again!…Sht I mean…um o…k
Kakuzu: You idiot! (They go into the closet, yep you can hear what they're doing)
Oreo: OK! Next person up is….
POOF!
Everyone: (Gasps)
EDS and Naruto appear with EDS wearing a flame Shushin and Naruto wearing one with wind on it.
Oreo: EDS and Naruto are back YAY!
Naruto: Hey everyone!….Hey where's Hinata?
Everyone: AWW!
Oreo: How sweet he wants to know where Hinata is first.
Naruto: (Blushes) Yeah to right I do! Now where is she?
Oreo: Well her and Fridgesan went away on training same as you and EDS.
Naruto: Oh…
GG: Can I dare now?
Tasha: Yeah go ahead GG
GG: YAY! Seeing me and a few other people are taking the role of Fridgesan, I dare everyone to beat the crap outta Sasuke.
Everyone: Ok! (They beat the crap outta him, then throw him in the pit of death again)
Narutofan221: Sai show us your dick.
Sai: SAY WHAT?
Narutofan221: Come on, we wanna see how big it is.
Sai: (Shows everyone) Happy?
Everyone: 0.0
Narutofan221: Never mind…Kisame be perverted towards Itachi.
Kisame: ok…(He starts doing dirty things to Itachi which starts to creep everyone out)
Oreo: GET IN THERE! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?! (She throws them in the closet) oh wait…
Hidan: (In the closet) WHAT THE F.CK ARE YOU TWO DOING!
Oreo: hehe my bad.
Tasha: Ok the next darer is…Alternative Angel
Alternative Angel: Hi yeah I was just wondering what happened to my butter knife dare.
Tasha: Oh…well don't ask me, that's Cat's job.
Naruto: Where is Cat anyway?
Tasha: Oh she said she would be here later…but you can do that dare now.
Alternative Angel: I dare Kakashi to cut off Sasuke's balls piece by piece.
Kakashi: fine by me (Drags Sasuke into the bathroom)
Sasuke: AAAH! (they come out and Sasuke looks traumatised)
CrystalSak: I dare Sasuke and Sakura to make out.
Sasuke and Sakura do it…but then POOF!
?: HELL NO! (Beats the crap outta them both!)
Everyone: (Gasps) FRIDGESAN!
Naruto: Hinata! (He hugs her)
Hinata is wearing A long white skirt, pink choker on her neck. Lavender hat soft white shoes and a little fox plush on her head. While Fridgesan is wearing Combat Helmet, Goggles, Blackish Orange Shirt, Blackish Red Undershirt, White Cargo pant's and White Boot's.
Fridgesan: Yes I have returned. And I hear a lot of people have wished to take over my position while I was gone.
Tasha: Hey you should be grateful, you have a huge fan club going on here.
Fridgesan: I do?…Am I that popular?
All girls except Tasha: YES!
Tasha: anyways how was your mission?
Fridgesan: Yeah it was a success, Hinata doesn't stutter no more and she has become more brave and confident.
Tasha: Good work!
Fridgesan: Um…where's Cat?
Tasha: She said she will be here later, I don't know what she is doing.
Oreo: Well she is missing quite a lot. Hey Tasha do you have an Oreo?
Tasha: Yeah…
Oreo: Can I have one?
Tasha: (sighs) Yeah…(Throws it to Oreo)
Oreo: Yay!
Fridgesan: (Cracks his knuckles) So what has Sasuke and Sakura done that I can kick their ass for?
Sasuke/Sakura: Nothing!
Fridgesan: Great! (Kicks their ass while other darers join)
Tasha: Yes I bet he missed that…anyway
The door burst open, Cat comes in and shuts the door behind her.
Cat: (Sighs and sits down) hi…
Oreo: Where have you been? You missed everything.
Cat: sorry…I was doing something (Notices Tasha counting all the male Naruto characters) Not that something!
Tasha: Oh…what were you doing?
Cat: never mind…is there any more dares left?
Angel: Yeah me! I dare Naruto to learn his new justu to beat the crap out of Sasuke, Sakura, Ino and Kisame.
Tasha: NO WAIT! He might be our tutor!…actually go right ahead.
Naruto uses his new super cool justu, (Use your imagination on that one) to beat the crap outta all of them.
Everyone: WOW!
Oreo: That was SOO cool!
Angel: I dare Tobi to run around and say I love peanut butter.
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy AND LOVES PEANUT BUTTER!
He runs around and slips on a banana peel and trips into a tub of chocolate sauce.
Tobi: (Crying) Tobi is a good boy .
Angel: NO YOUR NOT! YOUR ANNOYING AS HELL YOU RETARD!
Tobi: (Cries)
Cat: well that was harsh…anything else?
Angel: Are you ok? You seem down.
Cat: me down, never
Tasha: Cat…what's wrong
Cat: nothing…
Tasha: ok then DEIDARA!
Cat: 0.0 OK! (Sighs) well I'm a little depressed cos I found out that…my white Bengal tiger died.
Tasha: (Gasps) You mean Khan?
Cat: (Pouts and nods)
Tasha: It ok Cat…er Angel why don't you finish your dares.
Angel: ok…Sakura I dare you to tell Hinata that you are a closet Perv and spies on Naruto.
Sakura: How did you know?
Hinata: WHAT! (Uses her strong new self and beats the crap outta Sakura, then Angel hands her a knife and Hinata attacks Sakura with it)
Angel: Great work Hinata! Now I dare Kisame to say his Deepest Darkest fear when he was little.
Kisame: Um…well…it was…getting flushed.
Everyone laughs!
Kisame: What! Its not funny,
Oreo: It so is!
Angel: Now I dare the jaws scary music to be played as Kisame attacks Tobi.
Kisame: Ok…(Music plays as Kisame attacks Tobi)
Tobi: TOBI IS A SCARED BOY! AAAAH!
Angel: Itachi…you are all mine!
Itachi: ok then…(They make out…BIG TIME)
Cat: Is cookie still silent?
Oreo: Yeah…poor little thing.
Cat: Oh well he wanted to come on here. Well that's everyone! Hope you enjoyed it! Keep the dares coming You know I love ya all!
