Chapter 26

Oreo, Cookie, Tasha and a WHOLE bunch of darers enter the room, Tasha ran straight up to Kisame.

Tasha: (Glares at Kisame) Hmmm

Kisame: What?

Tasha: hmm…Nope our tutor doesn't resemble you.

Oreo: What are you going on about?

Tasha: Well you see Cat and I have a theory, that our tutor is really Kisame in disguise. But we're not seeing any resemblances at the moment.

Oreo: Ok…Moving on TO THE DARES! YAY!

Everyone: -.-

Oreo: Sorry…Sco23 your up first!

Sco23: I dare Sasuke to dress up as Sanjaya Malakar, and sing I'm not gay while being pushed into the pit of death again.

Sasuke: Not again…And why the hell do I got dress like…

Oreo/Tasha/GG/Alternative Angel: (Cracks Knuckles)

Sasuke: Fine…(Dresses up like Sanjaya Malakar) this is gonna hurt (Pushed in the pit of death while singing I'm not gay)

Oreo: WOW! That was great! Who agrees?

Everyone raises their hands except Sakura, which earned her a punch by Oreo, GG and Alternative Angel.

Sco23: Now I dare the girls to dress up like cats and be chased by Inuzuka's and Kakashi's dogs.

Girls: WHAT! (They dress up like cats while the dogs start chasing them) AAAAH!!

Oreo: WAIT! Cookie I dare him to be able to speak again!

Cookie: YAY!

Narutofan221: No! I dare him to not to talk for 5 chapters.

Cookie: (Cries) no….

Oreo: But poor Cookie

Narutofan221: Its ok I dare you to kick Sasuke in the balls the entire chapter.

Oreo: Sorry Cookie, YEEHA! (Starts to kick Sasuke's balls as he just gets back up from the pit)

Sasuke: Why me?…

Oreo: oh Naruto must divorce Tenten, so she can marry Neji.

Neji: DANG! I thought people forgot I was here. (Tenten divorces Naruto (somehow) and marries Neji)

Tenten: Isn't this great Neji?

Neji: Yeah…Great!

Oreo: Now I dare Gaara to kiss me.

Gaara: ok…wait what! (Growls) Fine…(Kisses her which turns into a full make out fest)

Tasha: ok now I guess that the next darer is Shkmaru15.

Shkmaru15: Lets hold a contest for who can do the worst thing to Sasuke.

Oreo: YEAH! (Kicks his balls once more) That will be great!

Tasha: Right Well lets begin…(they hold a contest and everyone does the horriblest things to Sasuke) EVERYBODY WINS!

Everybody: YAY!

Tasha: Now…next person is…

Hidan'sGirl247: ME! I dare Hidan to screw Kakuzu.

Hidan: Again!…Sht I mean…um o…k

Kakuzu: You idiot! (They go into the closet, yep you can hear what they're doing)

Oreo: OK! Next person up is….

POOF!

Everyone: (Gasps)

EDS and Naruto appear with EDS wearing a flame Shushin and Naruto wearing one with wind on it.

Oreo: EDS and Naruto are back YAY!

Naruto: Hey everyone!….Hey where's Hinata?

Everyone: AWW!

Oreo: How sweet he wants to know where Hinata is first.

Naruto: (Blushes) Yeah to right I do! Now where is she?

Oreo: Well her and Fridgesan went away on training same as you and EDS.

Naruto: Oh…

GG: Can I dare now?

Tasha: Yeah go ahead GG

GG: YAY! Seeing me and a few other people are taking the role of Fridgesan, I dare everyone to beat the crap outta Sasuke.

Everyone: Ok! (They beat the crap outta him, then throw him in the pit of death again)

Narutofan221: Sai show us your dick.

Sai: SAY WHAT?

Narutofan221: Come on, we wanna see how big it is.

Sai: (Shows everyone) Happy?

Everyone: 0.0

Narutofan221: Never mind…Kisame be perverted towards Itachi.

Kisame: ok…(He starts doing dirty things to Itachi which starts to creep everyone out)

Oreo: GET IN THERE! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?! (She throws them in the closet) oh wait…

Hidan: (In the closet) WHAT THE F.CK ARE YOU TWO DOING!

Oreo: hehe my bad.

Tasha: Ok the next darer is…Alternative Angel

Alternative Angel: Hi yeah I was just wondering what happened to my butter knife dare.

Tasha: Oh…well don't ask me, that's Cat's job.

Naruto: Where is Cat anyway?

Tasha: Oh she said she would be here later…but you can do that dare now.

Alternative Angel: I dare Kakashi to cut off Sasuke's balls piece by piece.

Kakashi: fine by me (Drags Sasuke into the bathroom)

Sasuke: AAAH! (they come out and Sasuke looks traumatised)

CrystalSak: I dare Sasuke and Sakura to make out.

Sasuke and Sakura do it…but then POOF!

?: HELL NO! (Beats the crap outta them both!)

Everyone: (Gasps) FRIDGESAN!

Naruto: Hinata! (He hugs her)

Hinata is wearing A long white skirt, pink choker on her neck. Lavender hat soft white shoes and a little fox plush on her head. While Fridgesan is wearing Combat Helmet, Goggles, Blackish Orange Shirt, Blackish Red Undershirt, White Cargo pant's and White Boot's.

Fridgesan: Yes I have returned. And I hear a lot of people have wished to take over my position while I was gone.

Tasha: Hey you should be grateful, you have a huge fan club going on here.

Fridgesan: I do?…Am I that popular?

All girls except Tasha: YES!

Tasha: anyways how was your mission?

Fridgesan: Yeah it was a success, Hinata doesn't stutter no more and she has become more brave and confident.

Tasha: Good work!

Fridgesan: Um…where's Cat?

Tasha: She said she will be here later, I don't know what she is doing.

Oreo: Well she is missing quite a lot. Hey Tasha do you have an Oreo?

Tasha: Yeah…

Oreo: Can I have one?

Tasha: (sighs) Yeah…(Throws it to Oreo)

Oreo: Yay!

Fridgesan: (Cracks his knuckles) So what has Sasuke and Sakura done that I can kick their ass for?

Sasuke/Sakura: Nothing!

Fridgesan: Great! (Kicks their ass while other darers join)

Tasha: Yes I bet he missed that…anyway

The door burst open, Cat comes in and shuts the door behind her.

Cat: (Sighs and sits down) hi…

Oreo: Where have you been? You missed everything.

Cat: sorry…I was doing something (Notices Tasha counting all the male Naruto characters) Not that something!

Tasha: Oh…what were you doing?

Cat: never mind…is there any more dares left?

Angel: Yeah me! I dare Naruto to learn his new justu to beat the crap out of Sasuke, Sakura, Ino and Kisame.

Tasha: NO WAIT! He might be our tutor!…actually go right ahead.

Naruto uses his new super cool justu, (Use your imagination on that one) to beat the crap outta all of them.

Everyone: WOW!

Oreo: That was SOO cool!

Angel: I dare Tobi to run around and say I love peanut butter.

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy AND LOVES PEANUT BUTTER!

He runs around and slips on a banana peel and trips into a tub of chocolate sauce.

Tobi: (Crying) Tobi is a good boy .

Angel: NO YOUR NOT! YOUR ANNOYING AS HELL YOU RETARD!

Tobi: (Cries)

Cat: well that was harsh…anything else?

Angel: Are you ok? You seem down.

Cat: me down, never

Tasha: Cat…what's wrong

Cat: nothing…

Tasha: ok then DEIDARA!

Cat: 0.0 OK! (Sighs) well I'm a little depressed cos I found out that…my white Bengal tiger died.

Tasha: (Gasps) You mean Khan?

Cat: (Pouts and nods)

Tasha: It ok Cat…er Angel why don't you finish your dares.

Angel: ok…Sakura I dare you to tell Hinata that you are a closet Perv and spies on Naruto.

Sakura: How did you know?

Hinata: WHAT! (Uses her strong new self and beats the crap outta Sakura, then Angel hands her a knife and Hinata attacks Sakura with it)

Angel: Great work Hinata! Now I dare Kisame to say his Deepest Darkest fear when he was little.

Kisame: Um…well…it was…getting flushed.

Everyone laughs!

Kisame: What! Its not funny,

Oreo: It so is!

Angel: Now I dare the jaws scary music to be played as Kisame attacks Tobi.

Kisame: Ok…(Music plays as Kisame attacks Tobi)

Tobi: TOBI IS A SCARED BOY! AAAAH!

Angel: Itachi…you are all mine!

Itachi: ok then…(They make out…BIG TIME)

Cat: Is cookie still silent?

Oreo: Yeah…poor little thing.

Cat: Oh well he wanted to come on here. Well that's everyone! Hope you enjoyed it! Keep the dares coming You know I love ya all!