Chapter 27

Cat, Cookie, Oreo, Fridgesan and Tasha enter the room with a bunch of darers.

Cat: Look everyone, I have a new Bengal tiger cub, isn't he the sweetest?

Sasuke: no…

Cat: (Kicks Sasuke in face) asshole

Oreo: Tasha for the last time Kisame is not your tutor in disguise.

Tasha: (Checking Kisame) You don't know…

Cat: Anyway, Hidan'sGirl247 your up, (I'm sorry here Hidan'sGirl247, I wasn't sure what you said, either make Hidan have a Kakuzu kid, or make them both have a kid, if I get it wrong I'll correct it in the next one, ok)

Hidan'sGirl247: I dare Hidan and Kakuzu have a kid.

Hidan/Kakuzu: WHAT THE F.CK DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Tasha: Is that even possible?

Oreo: It will be now GET IN THAT CLOSET!

They enter the closet.

Angel: Choji must do the truffle shuffle.

Choji: Um…ok (He lifts shirt and does the truffle shuffle

Shikamaru: (Gags)

Angel: Now I dare Ino to sing Barbie girl

Ino: Ok!

I'm a Barbie girl

In the Barbie world

(Continues singing)

Fridgesan: God! SHUT THE HELL UP! (Beats Ino up)

Cat: er…thanks Fridgesan,

Angel: hang on a sec (Punches Kisame in the face) that's for taking my Itachi. Oh and Fridgesan, who is your most favourite people in this room?

Fridgesan: Well in this order I would say:

1. Hinata

2. Naruto

3. Itachi

4. Cat

5. Tasha

6. EDS

7. Cookie

8. Cat

Oreo: 0.0 (Passes out)

Cat: uh oh…I'm so going to get it later. Oh the cub is hungry, someone take over while I'll feed him. (Feeds him milk in a bottle)

Angel: I wanna conversation about torture with Itachi and Fridgesan.

(They all sit down and start talking with Angel clinging onto Itachi the entire time)

Tasha: Ok who's next?

Alternative Angel: I dare the Pervy sage to spy on Hinata so Naruto finds out and kicks his ass.

Jaraiya: How do these people know what we do?

Naruto: YOU WHAT! (Beats Jaraiya to a pulp)

Alternative Angel: now I dare Sasuke, Orochimaru, Ino and Tsunade to switch outfits.

They swap while everyone, even the Cute cub starts laughing.

Alternative Angel: Now Sasuke, freeze! (She freezes him and breaks into little pieces and melts them down, then gives them to Sakura to eat)

Tasha: THAT! Was so amazing!

Oreo: What was?

Tasha: Yay! Your awake.

Oreo: Yeah…can I have a…

Tasha: Say no more (Hands her an Oreo) now who's next?

GG: I dare Sasuke to run around Konoha in his underwear while screaming "ITACHI KILLED MY RUBBER DUCKIE!". I dare Sakura to run after him with a chainsaw screaming "AND NOW YOU DIE!". I dare Fridge-san to run after both of them, carrying the bazooka I gave him, while screaming SHUT UP OR YOU'LL GET BLOWN UP!

They all run out Sasuke screaming ITACHI KILLED MY RUBBER DUCKIE! Itachi shouts AND NOW YOU DIE! While Fridgesan starts chasing them shouting SHUT UP OR YOU'LL GET BLOWN UP!

Tasha: Well that was fun to watch, who's next?

EDS: Ok hello, I want to know why Fridgesan gave me cookies.

Fridgesan comes back.

Fridgesan: Its because you were so nice to Naruto and took him training.

EDS: Oh ok then. Hey how many people thought Deidara was a girl?

Cat, and everyone except Tasha raised their hands.

Deidara: Right that's it KATS…

Tasha: NO! (Cuts him off by kissing him)

Cat: nice…aw my Cub is SOO sweet!

EDS: Oh I dare Cookie to talk again.

Cookie: YES! HA HA! IN YOUR FACES!

Cat: calm down Cookie.

Cookie: (Sings) I can talk, I can talk.

EDS: Oh and thanks a lot Oreo for telling me that Neji was there, I completely forgot about him. So I dare for them to have a beauty fest and make Neji think that he is a contestant.

Cat: Ok…(Hugs cub and starts the beauty fest, with Neji in disguise the entire time) So what do want for the world?

Neji: (Sighs) World peace…

Cat: YOU WON!

Neji: Duh…

Cat: Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for…

Oreo: Keep the dares coming. We all love ya! See ya

Tasha: Lets sing!

Everyone starts singing this town aint big enough for the two of us!

Hidan and Kakuzu come out with a baby.

Everyone: 0.0