Chapter 28

Oreo, Fridgesan, and only a couple of darers are outside the locked room, waiting for Cat and Tasha.

Oreo: Did they say when they were coming Fridgesan?

Fridgesan: I have actually answered that 4 times but for the 5th time no.

Oreo: (Blushes) Ok then…

Fridgesan: (Sighs) Look we should just go in there now and wait for them in there.

Oreo: ok…

They enter the room, with a surprise. Cat and Tasha were sat in the middle of the room. Playing cards.

Oreo: Er…what are you two doing?

Cat: playing cards…

Fridgesan: Why?

Tasha: Well because we wanted to play strip poker with the Akatsuki but they kinda ran off. So we are playing cards instead.

Cat: Yeah, why do you lot wanna know?

Oreo: Well you didn't say when you were going to be here.

Cat: Oh sorry…

Tasha: AH HA! Do you have any fours?

Cat: -.- Tasha this isn't fish

Tasha: It isn't?

Cat: (Sighs) No…

Tasha: What? when was this decided?

Cat: About two minutes after playing cards…

Tasha: Hmm…(Throws cards in the air) Well then we are playing SNAP! Bet you didn't see that one coming did ya?

Cat: (Sighs) I did actually…

Tasha: What?

Cat: Well you have done this like FIVE times already! You pick a game then think it's a different game then change it AGAIN!

Tasha: Well then…we shall play…(Throws cards at darers) 180 card pick up! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cat: Tasha! Wait a sec…did you say that the Akatsuki ran away?

Tasha: yeah wh…

Cat/Tasha: 0.0

Tasha: oh…SHIZA! (She runs out)

Cat: Well (Picks up her white Bengal tiger cub while cookie hops on shoulder) that was interesting.

Oreo: Cat you have darers.

Cat: Oh yeah…wait only two? (Chibi crying eyes) No one wants to dare?

Fridgesan: I'm going today as well.

Naruto: Where?

Fridgesan: Actually You, Hinata, Shikamaru and Hidan once he gets back. Are going on a mission to bring materials to rebuild the wave village, cos orochimaru tried to take me and Hinata.

Cat: Yeah so onto the dares…Angel and GG are here.

Angel: Ok I dare… wait my dares need members of the Akatsuki.

GG: Same here.

Cat: (Sighs) Well we'll wait…how long can Tasha be?

5 hours later.

Tasha enters room with the Akatsuki.

Cat: Where were you?

Tasha: We were playing hide and seek

Cat: What! You were playing hide and seek without me?

Tasha: Well I assumed we were playing seeing as they hid from me.

Cat: I think there was a reason they were doing that Tasha. Now Angel your turn.

Angel: I dare Sasuke and Kisame to have a Freddy vs. Jason fight, Sasuke as Freddy and Kisame as Jason.

Kisame: Ok

Sasuke: Whatever

They have the fight…and Kisame wins.

Angel: I also wish to know…Sasuke's and Itachi's deepest darkest secrets.

Sasuke: Well…(Sighs) when I was little….I…got mistaken for a chicken once, and someone tried to catch my hair.

Everyone is in hysterical laughter.

Sasuke: Its not that funny.

Itachi: Well mine is…I want to do something to you so badly.

Angel: (Blushes) Oh really like what?

He whispers something in her ear.

Angel: (BLUSHES DEEPLY) OK THEN! (They hide in closet)

GG: My turn, I dare the whole Akatsuki to sing the sailor song.

Akatsuki: When we all come together

We know what to do

We all come together

Just to sing we love you

They finish singing and everyone claps.

GG: Now I dare Sasuke and Tobi to sing Barbie girl

Sasuke: (Sighs) You people are weird

I'm a Barbie girl

In the Barbie world

Life in plastic

Its fantastic

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination

Life is your creation

Tobi: Come on Barbie lets go party

Fridgesan: (Beats the crap outta Sasuke) God that was annoying!

GG: Now Sakura tell Sasuke you hate him and kick him in the nuts.

Sakura: No!

Fridgesan: I'll do it! I hate you! (Kicks Sasuke in the nuts)

Everyone laughs

GG: Um ok then, now I dare Cookie and The Bengal tiger cub to terrorize Sasuke for the rest of this chapter and the next.

Cookie: SWEET! Hey chicken ass head YOU SUCK! (Scratches Sasuke's face)

Sasuke: Why you little!…

Tiger Cub knocks Sasuke to the ground and scratches his face non stop

Cat: Wow, I never knew my new Cub had it in her…I need to name her actually. Hmmm

Oreo: OH I KNOW!…Jaffa

Cat: Jaffa?

Oreo: Yeah as in Jaffa cake.

Cat: Um ok then…I'll call her Jaffa.

Fridgesan: Well I'm afraid I must leave now…Later guys

Oreo: Goodbye Fridgesan…(Kisses Fridgesan)

Everyone: (Gasps)

Oreo: (Blushes deeply then passes out)

Fridgesan: What the hell was that all about?

Cat: Don't ask…See ya later Fridgesan, Naruto, Hinata, Hidan and….Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: yeah…hey Cat

Cat: What? (Snogs Cat)

Shikamaru: See ya

Cat: Yeah ok sure…(Passes out)

Cookie: Ew…

Tasha: MADNESS I SAY! Anyway keep the dares coming people, Cos you know we need them. Later guys!