Chapter 28
Oreo, Fridgesan, and only a couple of darers are outside the locked room, waiting for Cat and Tasha.
Oreo: Did they say when they were coming Fridgesan?
Fridgesan: I have actually answered that 4 times but for the 5th time no.
Oreo: (Blushes) Ok then…
Fridgesan: (Sighs) Look we should just go in there now and wait for them in there.
Oreo: ok…
They enter the room, with a surprise. Cat and Tasha were sat in the middle of the room. Playing cards.
Oreo: Er…what are you two doing?
Cat: playing cards…
Fridgesan: Why?
Tasha: Well because we wanted to play strip poker with the Akatsuki but they kinda ran off. So we are playing cards instead.
Cat: Yeah, why do you lot wanna know?
Oreo: Well you didn't say when you were going to be here.
Cat: Oh sorry…
Tasha: AH HA! Do you have any fours?
Cat: -.- Tasha this isn't fish
Tasha: It isn't?
Cat: (Sighs) No…
Tasha: What? when was this decided?
Cat: About two minutes after playing cards…
Tasha: Hmm…(Throws cards in the air) Well then we are playing SNAP! Bet you didn't see that one coming did ya?
Cat: (Sighs) I did actually…
Tasha: What?
Cat: Well you have done this like FIVE times already! You pick a game then think it's a different game then change it AGAIN!
Tasha: Well then…we shall play…(Throws cards at darers) 180 card pick up! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cat: Tasha! Wait a sec…did you say that the Akatsuki ran away?
Tasha: yeah wh…
Cat/Tasha: 0.0
Tasha: oh…SHIZA! (She runs out)
Cat: Well (Picks up her white Bengal tiger cub while cookie hops on shoulder) that was interesting.
Oreo: Cat you have darers.
Cat: Oh yeah…wait only two? (Chibi crying eyes) No one wants to dare?
Fridgesan: I'm going today as well.
Naruto: Where?
Fridgesan: Actually You, Hinata, Shikamaru and Hidan once he gets back. Are going on a mission to bring materials to rebuild the wave village, cos orochimaru tried to take me and Hinata.
Cat: Yeah so onto the dares…Angel and GG are here.
Angel: Ok I dare… wait my dares need members of the Akatsuki.
GG: Same here.
Cat: (Sighs) Well we'll wait…how long can Tasha be?
5 hours later.
Tasha enters room with the Akatsuki.
Cat: Where were you?
Tasha: We were playing hide and seek
Cat: What! You were playing hide and seek without me?
Tasha: Well I assumed we were playing seeing as they hid from me.
Cat: I think there was a reason they were doing that Tasha. Now Angel your turn.
Angel: I dare Sasuke and Kisame to have a Freddy vs. Jason fight, Sasuke as Freddy and Kisame as Jason.
Kisame: Ok
Sasuke: Whatever
They have the fight…and Kisame wins.
Angel: I also wish to know…Sasuke's and Itachi's deepest darkest secrets.
Sasuke: Well…(Sighs) when I was little….I…got mistaken for a chicken once, and someone tried to catch my hair.
Everyone is in hysterical laughter.
Sasuke: Its not that funny.
Itachi: Well mine is…I want to do something to you so badly.
Angel: (Blushes) Oh really like what?
He whispers something in her ear.
Angel: (BLUSHES DEEPLY) OK THEN! (They hide in closet)
GG: My turn, I dare the whole Akatsuki to sing the sailor song.
Akatsuki: When we all come together
We know what to do
We all come together
Just to sing we love you
They finish singing and everyone claps.
GG: Now I dare Sasuke and Tobi to sing Barbie girl
Sasuke: (Sighs) You people are weird
I'm a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
Its fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
Life is your creation
Tobi: Come on Barbie lets go party
Fridgesan: (Beats the crap outta Sasuke) God that was annoying!
GG: Now Sakura tell Sasuke you hate him and kick him in the nuts.
Sakura: No!
Fridgesan: I'll do it! I hate you! (Kicks Sasuke in the nuts)
Everyone laughs
GG: Um ok then, now I dare Cookie and The Bengal tiger cub to terrorize Sasuke for the rest of this chapter and the next.
Cookie: SWEET! Hey chicken ass head YOU SUCK! (Scratches Sasuke's face)
Sasuke: Why you little!…
Tiger Cub knocks Sasuke to the ground and scratches his face non stop
Cat: Wow, I never knew my new Cub had it in her…I need to name her actually. Hmmm
Oreo: OH I KNOW!…Jaffa
Cat: Jaffa?
Oreo: Yeah as in Jaffa cake.
Cat: Um ok then…I'll call her Jaffa.
Fridgesan: Well I'm afraid I must leave now…Later guys
Oreo: Goodbye Fridgesan…(Kisses Fridgesan)
Everyone: (Gasps)
Oreo: (Blushes deeply then passes out)
Fridgesan: What the hell was that all about?
Cat: Don't ask…See ya later Fridgesan, Naruto, Hinata, Hidan and….Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: yeah…hey Cat
Cat: What? (Snogs Cat)
Shikamaru: See ya
Cat: Yeah ok sure…(Passes out)
Cookie: Ew…
Tasha: MADNESS I SAY! Anyway keep the dares coming people, Cos you know we need them. Later guys!
