Chapter 29
Cat, Jaffa (Who's in my arms) Cookie, Oreo and Tasha enter the room with some darers.
Cookie: Hey Cockatoo head! (Lobs a water balloon at Sasuke's face)
Sasuke: YOU!…(Starts to run at Cookie but is stopped by Cat)
Cat: And what do you think YOUR! Doing?
Sasuke: trying to Kill your little rat!
Cat: RAT! Listen I suppose you are referring him as a rat cos he is a cat.
Sasuke: Yeah so!
Cat: WELL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL ME!
Sasuke: (Smirks) A R..A…T
Cat: (Lifts up Jaffa to Sasuke's face)
Jaffa: (Growls and flexes claws)
Sasuke: Oh…Sht!
Jaffa scratches the life outta of Sasuke.
Cat: Good girl! Now on to the dare…OMG! What the hell are you two doing?
Tasha: (Glomping all of the Akatsuki)
Oreo: Where is Fridgesan?
Cat: (Sighs) Did I not say last time he left for a mission?
Darers: WHAT!
GG: But my dares involve Fridgesan
EDS: Same here…
Cat: (Sighs and gets out her cell phone) Hold on a sec. Tasha, Oreo take over.
Oreo: YAY! Wait what should we do?
EDS: I wanna pet Jaffa…
GG: Yeah and Cookie, I wanna give them kitty cookies.
Cookie: Cookies? Yay! (Runs over)
Jaffa: (Is tangled up in torn up pieces of Sasuke's shirt) Meow…
Everyone: AWWW!
EDS: (Picks her up and pets her) She is so sweet.
GG: (hands over some cookies to them)
They eat them so cutely.
EDS/GG: AW!
Cat: Ok then…See ya (Hangs up) Well he is coming back. But ONLY for this chapter. He says he needs this mission done.
Darers: Ok!
Cat: Right…
GG: I dare Tobi to terrorize Sasuke for TEN chapters.
Sasuke: WHAT!
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! (Punches Sasuke in face then runs around room laughing)
GG: YAY! Well my dares have to wait until Fridgesan gets back with Naruto and Hinata.
Skye Sasuke: Well Sasuke I'm going to be here so people take it easy on you.
Sasuke: er thanks…
Skye Sasuke: And as a thank you gift to me…you must kiss me!
Sasuke: 0.0
Skye Sasuke kisses Sasuke in front of Sakura.
Sakura: WHY YOU LITTLE!…(Goes to punch her but is punched…by Fridgesan who appeared in the room with Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Hidan.)
Oreo: (Blushes then Swoons)
Fridgesan: God, I'm gone not even a chapter, and these two idiots think they own the place.
Cat: Sorry…Hi anyway.
Fridgesan: Yeah hi, come on I need to hurry up.
GG: Ok I dare Naruto and Sasuke to re-enact their fight scene but Naruto kicks Sasuke's ass!
Naruto: OK!
They act out the scene and Naruto wipes the floor with Sasuke.
Naruto: I win!
GG: Now Sakura must be locked in a room with a bunch of weapons and a very Violent Fridgesan.
Sakura: Um what…
Fridgesan drags Sakura into the room, and screams are her straight away. Screams of pain!
GG: Well that's it from me, I wanna pet Jaffa and Cookie some more. (She pets them)
EDS: Well I dare Sasuke to tell us of what he thinks of every darer.
Sasuke: THEY ALL SUCK!
All darers: WHAT! (Beat the hell outta him)
Fridgesan: (Drags Sakura who is beaten to a bloody pulp) Anything else.
EDS: Hey Fridgesan, did you know that I see Naruto as a little brother since the beginning?
Fridgesan: Really?…Well that's great, and from what I have seen of his new training so far he is really strong now, good work! (Hive five)
Oreo: I dare Hinata and Naruto to have a baby girl!
Everyone: 0.0
Naruto: We'll have to take care of that on the mission. When we get back Hinata will be pregnant.
Oreo: yay! Hey Fridgesan, how come you hate me?
Fridgesan: huh? I don't hate you…Infact I respect all Sasuke haters.
Oreo: Yay! Oh and I want Sakura and Gaara to have a baby boy.
Sakura: Ok then…(They head in closet, while Gaara grabs a gun)
Tasha: NO GAARA! Don't shoot yourself!
Gaara: I was going to shoot Sakura.
Tasha: Oh…well in that case be my guest.
Gaara: (Laughs evilly) ok then…
Oreo: Wait! I want my dare done! Here drink this then you only have to kiss and a baby appears. You take this too Naruto. (Hands it to both of them)
Gaara: (sighs) Fine…(he drags Sakura back out and kisses her then a baby boy appears) OMG My son has pink hair!
Everyone laughs, when the door bursts open!
Rosie: GAARA! You had a baby with SAKURA! (Beats the crap outta Sakura)
Cat: Hi Rosie…
Rosie: Hi! Now if you excuse me! Gaara and I need a little talk! (Drags him in closet)
Cat: Yeah…sure.
Angel: (Enters the room with Itachi) Hi sorry I'm late! I was busy with Itachi.
Itachi: (Winks at her then sits with the Akatsuki, who are talking, well looking freaked out by Tasha)
Angel: Now I dare Ino to go into a giant plastic bubble filled with killer bees.
Ino: NO! (Jaffa pushes her into the bubble)
Jaffa: (Giggles)
Ino: OMG! Get em off me! Get em off me! (Getting stung)
Angel: Hinata I want you to (Whispers in her ear)
Hinata: Um ok! (Uses her byukkugan and peeps through Naruto's clothes) oh (Blushes then faints)
Kiba: What just happened?
Angel: (Laughs innocently) Heat stroke. Now I dare Sasori to make Naruto into a puppet, only for this chapter.
Tasha: Yay! Now I can see Sasori use his art! (Grabs popcorn and watches carefully)
Sasori turns Naruto into a puppet.
Naruto: But I'm a real boy!
Sasori: Not anymore…(Smirks)
Angel: now Kisame eat these fish sticks…
Kisame: Is that supposed to be funny?
Angel: Mayyybe
Kisame: (Eats them)
Angel: (Gasps) CANNIBAL! (Whistles)
Davy Jones: Kisame Hoshigaki Do you fear death?
Kisame: No
Davy Jones: Well you should. (Him and his crew beat up Kisame) well back to the sea boys
They disappear
Cat: Dam! I didn't get his autograph!
Angel: Sasuke you must say to Orochimaru I have been a bad boy will you spank me.
Sasuke: Hell no!
Angel: Fine then Your nuts are coming off!
Sasuke: (Gulps) not again…Orochimaru I have been a bad boy…will you spank me?
Orochimaru: If I must…(Spanks Sasuke which is not the best sight to see)
Angel: now Pakkun must sing that pug song from men in black 2.
Pakkun: ok then…
And I'll learn to get along
So now your back
From outta space
I just walked in
Find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should of changed that stupid lock
I should of made you leave your key,
If I known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
And now your back from outta space.
Cat: You can stop now!
Pakkun: (Starts humming it)
Everyone: Pakkun!
Angel: Now I dare Sasuke to sing the rubber ducky song.
Sasuke: (Sighs and starts singing)
Then gets beaten up by everyone.
Tobi: Hey weasel-Chan!
Itachi: Tobi don't call me that!
Tobi: Why not Weasel-Chan?
Angel: (Punches Tobi)
Itachi: That's why…(Kisses Angel)
Angel: yay!
All of a sudden one hundred ninja smash through the door.
Ninja: EDS and Naruto your time has come!
EDS: Oh really? Come on Naruto lets beat the crap outta these losers!
Fridgesan: Hinata and I will join you!
They all run out and start fighting in the room next door.
Cat: I gotta see this. (Watches from outside of room)
They defeat all the ninja in ten minutes.
Cat: WOW! That was amazing!
Fridgesan: Wow I must go now! Nice fighting with ya EDS. Come on Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru and Hidan.
They all leave.
Oreo: (Gasps) No more Fridgesan! (Cries)
Cat: Its ok Oreo, he will be back later.
Cookie: I WANNA HUG! (Hugs Oreo)
Cat: (Picks up Jaffa, who falls asleep in arms) Well you have a busy day haven't you Jaffa?
She yawns in reply.
Cat: Well that's all we have time for…
Tobi: (Punches Sasuke in face) Tobi is a good boy!
Cat: Ok then…Well keep the dares coming! See ya later!
