Chapter 29

Cat, Jaffa (Who's in my arms) Cookie, Oreo and Tasha enter the room with some darers.

Cookie: Hey Cockatoo head! (Lobs a water balloon at Sasuke's face)

Sasuke: YOU!…(Starts to run at Cookie but is stopped by Cat)

Cat: And what do you think YOUR! Doing?

Sasuke: trying to Kill your little rat!

Cat: RAT! Listen I suppose you are referring him as a rat cos he is a cat.

Sasuke: Yeah so!

Cat: WELL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL ME!

Sasuke: (Smirks) A R..A…T

Cat: (Lifts up Jaffa to Sasuke's face)

Jaffa: (Growls and flexes claws)

Sasuke: Oh…Sht!

Jaffa scratches the life outta of Sasuke.

Cat: Good girl! Now on to the dare…OMG! What the hell are you two doing?

Tasha: (Glomping all of the Akatsuki)

Oreo: Where is Fridgesan?

Cat: (Sighs) Did I not say last time he left for a mission?

Darers: WHAT!

GG: But my dares involve Fridgesan

EDS: Same here…

Cat: (Sighs and gets out her cell phone) Hold on a sec. Tasha, Oreo take over.

Oreo: YAY! Wait what should we do?

EDS: I wanna pet Jaffa…

GG: Yeah and Cookie, I wanna give them kitty cookies.

Cookie: Cookies? Yay! (Runs over)

Jaffa: (Is tangled up in torn up pieces of Sasuke's shirt) Meow…

Everyone: AWWW!

EDS: (Picks her up and pets her) She is so sweet.

GG: (hands over some cookies to them)

They eat them so cutely.

EDS/GG: AW!

Cat: Ok then…See ya (Hangs up) Well he is coming back. But ONLY for this chapter. He says he needs this mission done.

Darers: Ok!

Cat: Right…

GG: I dare Tobi to terrorize Sasuke for TEN chapters.

Sasuke: WHAT!

Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! (Punches Sasuke in face then runs around room laughing)

GG: YAY! Well my dares have to wait until Fridgesan gets back with Naruto and Hinata.

Skye Sasuke: Well Sasuke I'm going to be here so people take it easy on you.

Sasuke: er thanks…

Skye Sasuke: And as a thank you gift to me…you must kiss me!

Sasuke: 0.0

Skye Sasuke kisses Sasuke in front of Sakura.

Sakura: WHY YOU LITTLE!…(Goes to punch her but is punched…by Fridgesan who appeared in the room with Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Hidan.)

Oreo: (Blushes then Swoons)

Fridgesan: God, I'm gone not even a chapter, and these two idiots think they own the place.

Cat: Sorry…Hi anyway.

Fridgesan: Yeah hi, come on I need to hurry up.

GG: Ok I dare Naruto and Sasuke to re-enact their fight scene but Naruto kicks Sasuke's ass!

Naruto: OK!

They act out the scene and Naruto wipes the floor with Sasuke.

Naruto: I win!

GG: Now Sakura must be locked in a room with a bunch of weapons and a very Violent Fridgesan.

Sakura: Um what…

Fridgesan drags Sakura into the room, and screams are her straight away. Screams of pain!

GG: Well that's it from me, I wanna pet Jaffa and Cookie some more. (She pets them)

EDS: Well I dare Sasuke to tell us of what he thinks of every darer.

Sasuke: THEY ALL SUCK!

All darers: WHAT! (Beat the hell outta him)

Fridgesan: (Drags Sakura who is beaten to a bloody pulp) Anything else.

EDS: Hey Fridgesan, did you know that I see Naruto as a little brother since the beginning?

Fridgesan: Really?…Well that's great, and from what I have seen of his new training so far he is really strong now, good work! (Hive five)

Oreo: I dare Hinata and Naruto to have a baby girl!

Everyone: 0.0

Naruto: We'll have to take care of that on the mission. When we get back Hinata will be pregnant.

Oreo: yay! Hey Fridgesan, how come you hate me?

Fridgesan: huh? I don't hate you…Infact I respect all Sasuke haters.

Oreo: Yay! Oh and I want Sakura and Gaara to have a baby boy.

Sakura: Ok then…(They head in closet, while Gaara grabs a gun)

Tasha: NO GAARA! Don't shoot yourself!

Gaara: I was going to shoot Sakura.

Tasha: Oh…well in that case be my guest.

Gaara: (Laughs evilly) ok then…

Oreo: Wait! I want my dare done! Here drink this then you only have to kiss and a baby appears. You take this too Naruto. (Hands it to both of them)

Gaara: (sighs) Fine…(he drags Sakura back out and kisses her then a baby boy appears) OMG My son has pink hair!

Everyone laughs, when the door bursts open!

Rosie: GAARA! You had a baby with SAKURA! (Beats the crap outta Sakura)

Cat: Hi Rosie…

Rosie: Hi! Now if you excuse me! Gaara and I need a little talk! (Drags him in closet)

Cat: Yeah…sure.

Angel: (Enters the room with Itachi) Hi sorry I'm late! I was busy with Itachi.

Itachi: (Winks at her then sits with the Akatsuki, who are talking, well looking freaked out by Tasha)

Angel: Now I dare Ino to go into a giant plastic bubble filled with killer bees.

Ino: NO! (Jaffa pushes her into the bubble)

Jaffa: (Giggles)

Ino: OMG! Get em off me! Get em off me! (Getting stung)

Angel: Hinata I want you to (Whispers in her ear)

Hinata: Um ok! (Uses her byukkugan and peeps through Naruto's clothes) oh (Blushes then faints)

Kiba: What just happened?

Angel: (Laughs innocently) Heat stroke. Now I dare Sasori to make Naruto into a puppet, only for this chapter.

Tasha: Yay! Now I can see Sasori use his art! (Grabs popcorn and watches carefully)

Sasori turns Naruto into a puppet.

Naruto: But I'm a real boy!

Sasori: Not anymore…(Smirks)

Angel: now Kisame eat these fish sticks…

Kisame: Is that supposed to be funny?

Angel: Mayyybe

Kisame: (Eats them)

Angel: (Gasps) CANNIBAL! (Whistles)

Davy Jones: Kisame Hoshigaki Do you fear death?

Kisame: No

Davy Jones: Well you should. (Him and his crew beat up Kisame) well back to the sea boys

They disappear

Cat: Dam! I didn't get his autograph!

Angel: Sasuke you must say to Orochimaru I have been a bad boy will you spank me.

Sasuke: Hell no!

Angel: Fine then Your nuts are coming off!

Sasuke: (Gulps) not again…Orochimaru I have been a bad boy…will you spank me?

Orochimaru: If I must…(Spanks Sasuke which is not the best sight to see)

Angel: now Pakkun must sing that pug song from men in black 2.

Pakkun: ok then…

And I'll learn to get along

So now your back

From outta space

I just walked in

Find you here

With that sad look upon your face

I should of changed that stupid lock

I should of made you leave your key,

If I known for just one second

You'd be back to bother me

And now your back from outta space.

Cat: You can stop now!

Pakkun: (Starts humming it)

Everyone: Pakkun!

Angel: Now I dare Sasuke to sing the rubber ducky song.

Sasuke: (Sighs and starts singing)

Then gets beaten up by everyone.

Tobi: Hey weasel-Chan!

Itachi: Tobi don't call me that!

Tobi: Why not Weasel-Chan?

Angel: (Punches Tobi)

Itachi: That's why…(Kisses Angel)

Angel: yay!

All of a sudden one hundred ninja smash through the door.

Ninja: EDS and Naruto your time has come!

EDS: Oh really? Come on Naruto lets beat the crap outta these losers!

Fridgesan: Hinata and I will join you!

They all run out and start fighting in the room next door.

Cat: I gotta see this. (Watches from outside of room)

They defeat all the ninja in ten minutes.

Cat: WOW! That was amazing!

Fridgesan: Wow I must go now! Nice fighting with ya EDS. Come on Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru and Hidan.

They all leave.

Oreo: (Gasps) No more Fridgesan! (Cries)

Cat: Its ok Oreo, he will be back later.

Cookie: I WANNA HUG! (Hugs Oreo)

Cat: (Picks up Jaffa, who falls asleep in arms) Well you have a busy day haven't you Jaffa?

She yawns in reply.

Cat: Well that's all we have time for…

Tobi: (Punches Sasuke in face) Tobi is a good boy!

Cat: Ok then…Well keep the dares coming! See ya later!