Chapter 30

Ok people you may hate me after this chapter. So I will say this now PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! And this chapter is dedicated to my friend Tasha. Who is in a bad mood and ignoring me right now. But you know how life is sometimes. Anyway hopefully enjoy.

Cat enters room, with Tasha, Oreo, Cookie and Jaffa. Only two darers today how sad.

Cat: Well guys…only two darers today, how lucky are you?

Everyone: Very!

Oreo: Ok our first darer is shkmaru15.

Shkmaru15: First I want to have Orochimaru's sword so I can Sasuke in half. The Tsunade can heal him.

Orochimaru: Knock yourself out! (Throws the sword)

Shkmaru15: Ok! (Slices Sasuke in half)

Tsunade: (Heals him) There…

Sasuke: Why do you people hate me?

Shkmaru15: Because you're a jerk! Now put this on! (puts Tsunade's death necklace on) now we will wait to see what happens next. But first I want Sasuke and Sakura to be stung by Shino's bees.

Shino: My pleasure…(Send a swarm of bees after them)

Sasuke/Sakura: AAAAHHHH! (They fall down the pit of death)

Oreo: Now its Skye Sasuke's turn.

Skye Sasuke: Alright I dare everyone to kiss who they have a crush on. Except the Akatsuki. (Runs straight over to Sasuke who has just come out of the pit, and snogs him)

Tasha: (Kisses the Akatsuki, except Konan)

Oreo: The guy I like isn't here (Cries)

Cat: (Shrugs and kisses rock lee)

Oreo: Er when…

Cat: What Rock Lee is cool

Cookie: (Kisses Jaffa)

Everyone: Aww!

Everyone kisses their pairings.

Skye Sasuke: I want the Sharingan Itachi! Hand it over!

Itachi: Er…they're not contact lenses…

Skye Sasuke: I don't care I want them!

Itachi: But you might go blind…

Skye Sasuke: So…It will be an experience. Now Gimmie!

Itachi: (transfer part of his Sharingan to Skye Sasuke)

Skye Sasuke: WOW! THIS IS AMAZING! I'm done by the way…

Cat: Well that was short wasn't it

Oreo: Sure was,

Tasha: (Silence)…

Cat: (Sighs) Your still ignoring me aren't you?

Tasha: (Silence)

Cat: Ok! I'll do your dares…(Sighs) LISTEN UP EVERYONE! No one is aloud to lay a finger on Sasuke for (Gulps) 30 chapters…

Everyone around the world: WHAT!

Sasuke: YES! (Takes off the necklace)

Cat: Oh and I'm not aloud to speak to anyone for 30 chapters except (Shivers) Deidara.

Tasha: And I dare Tobi to go on holiday for 5 chapters and only I and my brother Josh are aloud to have his number and speak with him.

Tobi fan girls: NOOOOO!

Tobi: TOBI ON VACATION! (Packs up and runs out!)

Oreo: Why Cat why?

Cat: (Silence)

Oreo: Cat!

Tasha: She's not aloud to speak to anyone is she?

Oreo: Wow 30 chapters without Cat…

Cookie: Cat?…Cat? (Sniffs) Cat talk to me! (Cries)

Jaffa: (Sniffs and cries)

Cat: (Waves and sits by Deidara) Hi…

Deidara: Hi…

Tasha: Well that's all we have time for today…Please don't be mad. Its only for fun, anyway keep the dares coming!

Oreo: I wanna Oreo!

Tasha: Here you go!

Oreo: yay!

Tasha: Wow, I'm gonna hate to see what Fridgesan has to say about all of this…See ya.