Chapter 31
Oreo, Tasha, Cookie, and Jaffa (in Tasha's arms) walk into the room with some, ahem unhappy darers.
Oreo: THIS SUCKS!
GG: I WANNA HURT SASUKE!
Angel: We all do!
Sasuke: Thanks…
Angel: Shut up! (Kicks Sasuke in the nuts)
Sasuke: You just hit me…you broke the dare!
Angel: Technically it said not to lay a finger on you, but I used my foot, so Nyah! (Pokes out tongue)
Itachi: So smart, You found a loop hole! (Glomps Angel, then they have a make out session)
Sco23: Where's Cat?
Cookie: She is…busy. With um someone.
Fridgesan: (Bursts in with EDS while holding Cat tied up and gagged, frowning) Alright! Who made that dare! Cos this little madam! Wont tell me!
Oreo: (Blushes) That's cos she isn't aloud to talk to anyone except Deidara.
EDS: Those dares are a disgrace! We wont have it! Who made them?!
Everyone points to Tasha.
Tasha: um…Hi.
Fridgesan: You?…you made the dare about not hurting Sasuke?
Tasha: Mayyybe
Fridgesan: But you have a Fanfic about killing Sasuke!
Tasha: Yeah…Your point?
Fridgesan: wh…Why?
EDS: And how come you don't want Cat to speak?
Tasha: I thought it would be funny…Anyway we shall deal with this later now onto the dares.
Sco23: I dare Orochimaru and Sasuke to sing every time we touch in slow motion.
Sasuke: Say what?
Fridgesan: YOU'D BETTER DO IT! it's the only mode of torture we have for you right now!
Sasuke and Orochimaru starts singing and get booed after the first line.
Sco23: Now I dare Kiba to give the girls major wedgies!
Kiba: Cool! (Runs up to all the girls and gives them wedgies, they all scream in pain and pound him)
Oreo: Wow! That was great! Nice dare! Who's next?
Skye Sasuke: Yes! Sasuke you must be my boyfriend for the rest of your life.
Sasuke: 0.0 (She kisses him)
Skye Sasuke: Naruto you have to plant something in my back yard! Seeing as you like water plants.
Naruto: OK! (Plants stuff then runs back excitedly, but notices EDS upset in the corner) What's up?
EDS: Just feeling gloomy…
Naruto: No! Your like my brother and I wont have you being upset! Now I'll cheer you up! Hmmm (Tries all methods to cheer EDS up, and it seems to be working)
Skye Sasuke: Sakura…(Pushes Sakura off of the cliff) hehe! Shino I wanna squish your bugs!
Shino: What?…Why?
Skye Sasuke: Cos its fun…(Starts squishing the bugs as Shino puts them out) Now Neji I want your byukkugan so I can have Sharingan in one eye and byukkugan in the other.
Neji: Whatever…(Gives her some of the byukkugan)
Skye Sasuke: YAY! Oh and Deidara I want your camera thingy!
Deidara: No way un!
Skye Sasuke: Pweeeeeease! (Puppy dog eyes)
Deidara: (Growls and hands it over)
Skye Sasuke: Yay! Now Cat you must kiss Naruto, and Tasha must kiss Pervy sage.
Tasha: Jaraiya?…ok (Kisses Jaraiya)
Naruto: How am I supposed to kiss Cat? she's been gagged. (Sighs) I'll kiss her cheek. (Kisses her cheek then snogs Hinata)
Angel: Zetsu must eat Sakura!
Zetsu: OK! (Eats her but then spits her out) That's disgusting! You taste like an ugly hag! And look like one for that matter.
Sakura: (Growls)
Fridgesan: Wait! I just realised something (Beats the crap outta Sakura) No rule about that!
Angel: Kisame use this justu please…(hands him a piece of paper with a weird jutsu on it)
Kisame: um ok…(Uses the justu but it backfires and he gets turned into a goldfish) Dam!
Tasha: You look like Magicarp! Flop like him and talk like him.
Kisame: Grr! Magicarp carp Magicarp!
Everyone laughs.
Angel: Now Team Guy must sing everybody its kung fu fighting!
Guy: Come on Lee! The power of youth!
Lee: RIGHT!
They start singing and adding moves in with it.
Angel: Jaraiya must dress up like the baboon from lion king, and sing 'Asante sana squash banana'
Jaraiya: Strange people…(Dresses up and starts dancing around like an idiot until Tsunade gets annoyed with him and smacks him one)
Angel: (Gasps) Gaara dress up like a panda and act all cuddly for the rest of the chapter.
Gaara: 0.0 (Sighs and dresses up like a panda) hehe!
Everyone: Aww…
Angel: Kankuro run around shouting I'm batman!
Kankuro: Um ok sure…I'm batman! (Smashes into the wall)
Temari: How could you have fallen for that?
Kankuro: Eh shut your trap Temari!
Angel: Deidara must start hitting on every girl in the room with corny pick up lines
Deidara: Ok…(Walks up to the girls) Hey girls have you just farted? Cos your blowing me away.
Girls: 0.0 (Beats the crap outta him)
Alternative Angel: Hi ya'll I dare Pein to take out all of his usual piercing, and replace them with diamond flower piercing.
Pein: This is going to hurt…(He screams every time he takes one out then replaces them with flower diamonds)
Everyone laughs how girly he looks.
Gaara: That was a good dare…(Hugs Alternative Angel)
Alternative Angel: Ok then…Now I dare Kakashi and Jaraiya to burn all the Icha, Icha books.
Kakashi and Jaraiya burn them all with tears in their eyes.
Alternative Angel: Now I want a layer of Sasuke's flesh peeled off layer by layer after every chapter. And I'll use telekinesis so I'm not touching him. (Cuts off a bit now)
Sasuke: OW!
Fridgesan: Nice!
Alternative Angel: I wanna hear the Akatsuki's worst fear.
Pein: Tattoos
Konan: Bees…what they might attack my flower.
Hidan: Soap opera's I mean what the F..k!
Kakuzu: Banks…thieving b….ds
Kisame: Spiders…
Itachi: My mother and father doing it, right next door to my bedroom.
Deidara: my mum
Sasori: Termites
Zetsu: Flies…
Everyone: 0.0
Tasha: I'll ring Tobi to ask him…(Rings…but says its engaged) my brother must be talking to him.
Alternative Angel: Ok now I want Naruto to have a kid with the Kyuubi.
Naruto: WHAT! How am I supposed to do that?
Oreo: Here use this stuff again…Wait you didn't use it last time. With Hinata.
Naruto: Yes I did, but we lost the baby.
Everyone: -.-
Naruto: I cant kiss the Kyuubi.
Oreo: You can if you kiss your stomach.
Naruto: (Sighs and kisses his stomach and out pops a little fox boy)
Fox boy: Goo…
Everyone: Aww
Tasha takes the boy to the nursery.
GG: I want everyone to beat the hell outta Sakura.
Everyone: OK! (Beats her up then pushes her off the cliff into the pit of death)
GG: (brings her back and stuffs her in a room filled with Sakura haters)
Sakura: (Screams and runs out all beaten up)
GG: (Smashes her round the head with a 2 by 4) DIE!
Everyone: Wow!….
GG: (Eyes in flames sees everyone staring at her and she laughs) Well that's me done.
Fridgesan: Well that's everyone…now Tasha, is there a way you can shorten your dare?
Tasha: But where's the fun in that?
EDS: Poor Cat hasn't said a thing the whole chapter. Where's the fun in that?
Tasha: (Sighs) Fine I'll shorten the Sasuke and Cat dare to 10 chapters starting now! But seeing Cat is tied and gagged I want people to have fun with her like that.
Cat: (Frowns and growls through gag)
Tasha: So if there is anything you wish to do to her, do it now!
Jaffa: Meow…
Tasha: What's up Jaffa?
Jaffa: meow…(Rubs head on Tasha's leg)
Tasha: You want fun too? But your still too young.
Cookie: Please have ya seen what she can do? Not pretty.
Tasha: Well we'll see if we can get you two some dares as well.
Oreo: (Staring at Fridgesan)
Fridgesan: What?…(Sighs and hands her and Oreo)
Oreo: (Gasps and swoons) Yay! Keep the dares coming people! See ya!
