Ok guys, I love you all and everything, I mean you lot are the best! But come on, I've got dares saying KILL Sasuke then saying not to, then more saying to Kill him. Its like very frustrating. I have to try and make it fair for everyone, and if you keep cancelling each others dares. I get the blame for it, it make me sad. Cos I no want you to dislike me. From now on, I ban anyone from saying you cant hurt anyone for so and so chapters. Skye Sasuke I will make it up to you somehow in this chapter. Please don't hate me.

So enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 32

Oreo, Jaffa (In Oreo's arms) Cookie, Tasha, Fridgesan (Who is holding Cat STILL tied up) enter the room with a bunch of darers.

Oreo: Alright guys! We are going to rock and roll today! Say it with me ROCK AND ROLL!

Fridgesan: What's up with you today?

Oreo: (Blushes) Nothing…

Cookie: hehehe!

Tasha: Well I…wait! I just remembered MY BOYS! Where are they?

Deidara: Er…we're right here…

Tasha: BOYS! Quick! What do you think of this picture I drew? (Shows them a yaoi picture of Deidara and Sasori)

Deidara/Sasori: 0.0

Tasha: I knew you would love it, but I need some more advice on art.

Sasori: Alright…(Goes into deep discussion)

Fridgesan: Alright today we have…EDS, GG, Skye Sasuke, Angel, Alternative Angel, and shkmaru15. Who's first?

GG: Angel here you can have a cookie, saying that ANGEL IS AN AMAZING PERSON!

Angel: Wow thanks…

GG: Don't mention it, Now Sasuke! (Kicks him in a closet with fan girls) you must stay in there for at least five minutes,

Sasuke: AAHH! Get me out of here!

fan girls: SASUKE!!

GG: Now I dare Sakura and Orochimaru to make out in the closet.

Everyone: EWWW!

They are both pushed into the closet, and smooching his heard.

GG: Well that was disturbing. Oh and I want Cat to be able to speak again.

Skye Sasuke: Yeah same here!

Cat: .

Fridgesan: (Sighs) Ok then…(Removes gag)

Cat: (Silence)

Fridgesan: You can talk now.

Cat: Yeah but…I don't wanna.

Fridgesan: Why?

Cat: Its actually fun trying to see how long you can stay silent for.

Oreo: Yeah but everyone misses ya voice.

Cat: (Blushes) Really?… YAY! Oh wait I need the phone, carry on without me…(Uses cell phone to ring someone)

Naruto: Hi EDS! Whatcha doing?

EDS: Nothing much, just came by for a visit.

Naruto: Wow! Oh hey I was wondering do you have a girlfriend?

Angel: Yeah…Do you?

EDS: (Blushes) Er…what?

Naruto: Do you have a girlfriend?

Everyone crowds round.

EDS: (Blushing like mad) Um….Don't we have dares to do?

Oreo: Good point! Now who's next?

Skye Sasuke: I dare all the girls to glomp Choji.

Girls: (Shrugs and glomps a blushing Choji)

Skye Sasuke: And the guys except Sasuke must glomp Konan.

Konan: Touch me…and your all dead!

They glomp her anyway.

Konan: GET OFF OF ME!!

Skye Sasuke: Well unfortunately for me that's it.

Cat: (Pauses phone call) Hmm (Grabs Sasuke out of closet) Sasuke you must (Whispers something in his ear)

Sasuke: (Sighs) Must I?

Cat: Yes…(Pushes him towards Skye Sasuke then continues phone call)

Sasuke: (Sighs) Skye Sasuke…will you have…um….(Whispers in ear)

Skye Sasuke: (Blushes like crazy) HELL YES! (Runs in closet where interesting sounds are heard, don't bother them for a while)

Fridgesan: Hehe! (Is about to sneak in there with crowbar)

Cat: (Stops him) Not now…let Skye Sasuke have this moment.

Oreo: Ok then…So moving on to Angel!

Angel: Thanks…Oh and Oreo, here (Hands over a Giant Oreo in the shape of Fridgesan)

Oreo: YAY!

Angel: Now, I want to hear the Akatsuki members favourite person in the room. Starting with Itachi.

Itachi: You obviously (Snogs her)

Sasori: Tasha…

Deidara: Tasha…

Kisame: um…Itachi

Hidan: Kakuzu

Kakuzu: (Sighs) Hidan.

Pein: Konan.

Konan: Pein.

Tasha: Tobi's would be GG.

Angel: Now I wanna hear Kakashi's top 5

Kakashi: Well, Naruto, Guy, Iruka, Tsunade, and Jaraiya.

Angel: Ok strange, now I wanna hear Cats top 10.

Cat: (Talking on phone) Huh? Oh ok, Um Tasha, Cookie, Jaffa, Fridgesan, Oreo, Lee, Naruto, Itachi, Deidara, All darers.

Tasha: What about the Akatsuki?

Cat: I think they know I love them. (Continues phone call)

Angel: Now everyone use this justu that will show us what we look like in the opposite gender.

Everyone uses the justu, and everyone looks really weird, except for Sasuke Sakura and Deidara who look the same. Haku would of too but he went out on a date with ahem…Zabuza.

Angel: Now Itachi, what's our song?

Itachi: Hmm…I'm not sure.

Angel: how about…Better than me?

Itachi: Better than…That's a good one, yeah I like that one.

Angel: (Squeals) We have a song! YAY! Now Shino cover Sakura in your poisonous bugs please.

Shino: Ok…(Sends his bugs on Sakura)

Sakura: (Screams) GET THEM OFF ME!

Angel: Not a chance…Hey Cat who are you talking to?

Cat: Huh? Oh its…never mind…yeah I'll talk to ya later bye. (Hangs up) So what's next?

Angel: Can I adopt the Fox kid?

Cat: Fox kid?…Oh sure, yeah ok.

Angel: Yay! I shall name him Kitsune but call him Kit for short. And Itachi and I can raise him together.

Itachi: 0.0 ok…

Angel: Yeah…that reminds me, what are your feelings to our relationship?

Itachi: Well…lets just leave it at this…(Makes out)

Cat: Yeah, that's pretty much sums it all up. Well who's next?

Alternative Angel: My turn! Ok guys (Bends down to Cookie and Jaffa) Go in the closet and scratch Sasuke's eyes out.

Cookie: Boo yah!

Jaffa: Meow!

Runs in closet and screams are heard.

Sasuke: GET THE HELL OUT! (Kicks the two out)

Cat: Oh no! he did not just kick my babies. Its ok you two. You can have kitty cookies.

Cookie: YAY!

Jaffa: Meow…

Naruto: Can you tell me now?

EDS: No…

Angel: How about now?

EDS: No…

Naruto/Angel: Pweeeeeease.

EDS: -.- (Sighs) Fine, well its not anyone in this room

Naruto: Yes!

Fridgesan: He didn't say anything.

Angel: But he gave us a clue, now we're closer to knowing.

Fridgesan: (Looks at EDS who shrugs)

Tasha: Hey! Keep the dares going!

Cat: Oh yeah…Alternative Angel what's next?

Alternative Angel: I dare Fridgesan and EDS to tickle Cat.

Cat: -.- (Growls and storms over to Tasha) Ok I know you told everyone that's my weakness! Because everyone keeps using it against me! So you told them DIDN'T YOU!

Tasha: Um…Cat I didn't tell them.

Cat: -.- oh…never mind then…I'll just be outside (Runs for it but is caught…again)

Fridgesan: don't struggle, or you'll only make it worse for yourself. (He and EDS tickle her)

Cat: (Laughs and breaks out of their grip) No leave me alone!

EDS: it's a dare, you have to do it!

Cat: No I don't,

Fridgesan: Yes you do

Cat: No I don't!

Everyone: Yes you do!

Cat: (Growls) FINE! (Sits down) Go ahead…(They tickle her again)

Alternative Angel: After that give her some laughing gas,

Cat: (Laughs) Why cos this wasn't enough?

Tasha: (Sighs) Poor Cat…Now Sasori what do you think this means? (Shows him another yaoi picture)

Sasori: I don't even want to know…

Alternative Angel: Ok now Akatsuki You must face your fears!

Itachi: But my parents are dead…

Alternative Angel: (Sighs) Fine your let off.

Angel: YAY! (Snogs him)

Shino brings out termites for Sasori.

Sasori: (Screams) No they're gonna eat me! (Runs around screaming)

Hidan: (Forced to watch soap opera's and starts crying) This is just too much torture! Why doesn't he get the bloody girl? WHY?

Kakuzu: (Comes back from the bank)

Oreo: Well?

Kakuzu: Yeah I killed them…

Everyone: (Sighs)

Deidara: (Phones mother) AHH! I'm sorry mum! Please don't hurt me!…yeah but you managed to hurt me on the phone before…I'm sorry!

Shino gets out spiders for Kisame. And flies for Zetsu. And bees for Konan.

Kisame: AHHHHHHH!

Zetsu: They're coming towards me! They're coming towards me! AAAH!

Konan: QUICK! SOMEONE PROTECT MY FLOWER!

Pein: No! No! I don't wanna tattoo! (Oreo starts making a tattoo of Konan on his arm) Actually that's quite nice.

Cat: (Stops being tickled) Mean people…you can let go now…(forced to breathe laughing gas) what the hell? (Starts laughing)

Fridgesan: Well that was fun, what's next?

Alternative Angel (gives Fridgesan some alcohol and he gets drunk) Now you must go into closet, along with Sakura, and lets just take Skye Sasuke out of here and put torture devices in there as well. ENJOY! (Slams door shut while everyone listens through door)

Fridgesan: (Hic) WAIT a MINUTE! (Hic) I knOW YOU! (Beats the crap outta them with whatever he can pick up which happens to be all the torture devices)

Shkamru15: Ok now its my turn, once Sasuke gets out of there, he must cut off his hand then push Sakura in the pit of death. But for now Deidara sculpt me a bust while Sasori can give me a puppet show.

Deidara: Well Tasha, now you can see what art is…(He starts sculpting while Sasori is giving shkmaru15 a puppet show, which is about beating the crap outta Sakura and Orochimaru)

Cat: (Laughing hysterically) I cant stop!

Sasuke and Sakura ran out of the room all cut up. Sasuke then does shkmaru15's dare without any arguing. Then pushes Sakura in the pit of death. Skye Sasuke sew his hand back on with Kakuzu's technique, and goes in the closet next to the one Fridgesan is still in. for a lot of romance.

Deidara: I'm finished!

It's a bust of shkmaru15 with a crown on.

Everyone: WOW!

Oreo: Well seeing that Cat is unable to talk at the moment, I guess I should say keep the dares coming and We love you all SEE YA!

Sorry once again to everyone, hope you enjoyed the chapter though. Love ya!