Sorry people, but Fridgesan will not be in the story for 12 chapters. Sad I know, we shall miss him in that amount of time. But be strong! WE WILL PULL THROUGH! Anyway enjoy…

Chapter 33

Cat, Cookie, Jaffa, Oreo and Tasha enter the room with darers.

Cat: hi people! Oh wait a sec (Walks over to Sasuke and punches him in the face)

Sasuke: What the hell was that for?

Cat: Being born! Now before we get started I will just like to say (Screams and kicks Sasuke in the face) I can't do this no more. (Storms out)

Oreo: (Sighs) …on to the dares,

GG: What about Cat?…

Cookie: She'll be ok, just best to leave her, now what's your dare toots?

Tasha: Cookie! You were warned about saying that…

Cookie: Fine…(Puts a dunce hat on and sits in the corner)

Tasha: What's up Oreo?

Oreo: I'm in a mood with me mother at the moment, so me not happy.

Tasha: Well you should cheer up after the dares.

Oreo: Oh I dare Gaara and Sakura to show us their baby.

Gaara: You mean my pink haired son. Here (Shows a pink haired baby)

Everyone laughed then awwwed

Oreo: Now everyone say their top 5 favourite in the room. Mine are:

Fridgesan

Cat

Cookie

Jaffa

Tasha

Everyone says theirs which leads to some disagreements.

Tasha: Well that was interesting…Next darer ITS YOUR TURN!

Everyone: 0.0

Tasha: What…

GG: Well I dare Sasuke to be trapped in a room where nothing but Toybox music is playing. And Sakura to be trapped in a room with lots of Naruto saying believe it!

Sasuke: No way! Stuff that!

Sakura: Yeah!

Tasha: Oh by the way, Cat taught Jaffa a new technique, show em Jaffa.

Jaffa: Meow…(puts her paws together, and transform into a huge savage Bengal tiger)

Sasuke: Where the hell did she teach her that?!

Tasha: Wanna see what else she learned?

Sasuke/Sakura: No (Ran into their rooms)

Sasuke: OH GOD!

Sakura: Shut the hell up!

(20 minutes later)

(Sasuke and Sakura ran out of their rooms)

GG: Ok now I dare myself to be a Sasuke fan girl!

Everyone: 0.0

GG: What?…Only to annoy him!

Everyone: Oh…

GG: Wow Sasuke you're the best! Can I touch your hair? (Yanks at his hair)

Sasuke: Oh god help me!

Naruto: What is she like?

EDS: Why?

Naruto: I wanna know, now tell me!

EDS: No…

Angel: Please

EDS: No

Naruto: Please

EDS: Naruto, Angel…Stop asking me about my girlfriend please.

Naruto/Angel: But we wanna know please…(EDS phone goes off)

EDS: (Answers it) Hello…Oh hi how are you?

Naruto: Is that your girlfriend? (EDS shushes him) It is isn't it! I wanna talk to her!

Angel: So do I!

EDS: Yeah ok I gotta go, yeah I love you too. Bye (Hangs up)

Naruto/Angel: (Devilish smirks)

EDS: Heh…Um wrong number…

Angel: How dumb do you think we are!

EDS: Can we talk about this later?…Oh Guy tell us your training schedule.

Guy: Alright (Explains a five hour course)

EDS: Great, Sasuke you must do that course.

Sasuke: WHAT!

Guy: Yeah come on Sasuke! (He and Lee run off with Sasuke being dragged by both of them)

Tasha: Nice dare EDS…Now who's next?

Attck Inuzuka: I dare Fridgesan from now on to be dropped in a spike filled pit when ever he insults a girl.

Tasha: Ok, I'm sure Cat will tell him that when he returns, Next!

Alternative Angel: Hey Sasuke didn't get a piece of flesh ripped off, so that means he gets two pieces this time! Also I dare Kakuzu to spend all his money on baby supplies for their new baby.

Kakuzu: MY MONEY!

Hidan: Yes your money…

Kakuzu: I hate you all! (Goes out shopping with Hidan and the baby)

Alternative Angel: I dare Sasuke when he gets back to wear the same clothes as Lee. And I dare Cookie and Jaffa to sing Who let the dogs out to, Kakashi, Kiba, Akamaru and Pakkun.

Cookie: Ok…Hit it!

Who let the dogs out!

Jaffa: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Cookie: Who let the dogs out!

Jaffa: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

(They sing the whole song with Kakashi's, Kiba's, Akamaru's and Pakkun's face like -.-)

Alternative Angel: Now I dare Kisame to tell the Itachi fan girls back off he's mine.

Kisame: Gladly…I mean…Ok (Heads in a room filled with Itachi fan girls) OI! BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

Everyone laughs.

Tasha: We all knew it Kisame, anyway who's next?

Sco23: I dare all the girls to wear baby clothes.

Girls: Ok…(They all dress up in baby clothes, while the guys all snicker)

Sco23: Now Itachi, I dare you to Tickle torture them for the rest of the chapter.

Girls: WHAT! NOT AGAIN!

Itachi: Whatever…(He tickle tortures all the girls, who are laughing like crazy)

Tasha: So evil…If Cat was here she would so go HA HA! (Sasuke comes in all tired, but then is welcomed by two layers of flesh being ripped off)

Sasuke: OW!

Skye Sasuke: Cool, Now Naruto.

Naruto: Ya!

Skye Sasuke: Why do you love Sakura?

Naruto: WHAT! Are you insane? I would never love anything as ugly as that!

Skye Sasuke: Ok…Sasuke why do you love me?

Sasuke: Cos you're the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Skye Sasuke: Good answer…(Snogs Sasuke) now Sakura (Pulls her out of the Tickle torture)

Sakura: Thank you…

Skye Sasuke: GET IN THERE (Pushes her in the pit of death) Deidara I dare you to take this squeaky kunai, and start shouting random things at people.

Tasha: Yep, he should know all about randomness from me and Cat.

Deidara: (Takes the squeaky kunai) AAAHHHH! YOU STOLE MY HAT! (Runs around screaming)

Tasha: (Joins him)

Skye Sasuke: (Pushes Konan in the closet with Jaraiya) Have fun…Now Angel, Kiss Lee and Shikamaru.

Angel: What! But I love Itachi.

Skye Sasuke: He wont mind, now go on.

Angel: (Sighs and kisses Lee, then Shikamaru)

(Cat Bursts in)

Cat: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING SHIKAMARU?!

Shikamaru: Er…it was a dare, nice to have you back by the way.

Cat: (Growls) Why I outta!…

Skye Sasuke: Cat I dare you to kiss Itachi.

Cat/Angel: what!

Cat: (Sighs) Fine whatever…(Kisses Itachi then pushes his lips on Angel's)

Skye Sasuke: Tasha kiss Hidan when he gets back.

Tasha: Ok…(Still running around)

Cookie: Well that's Tasha not speaking at the moment, and Oreo still looks down. So its up to me! Who's next?

Cat: Oh yeah…that was a keeper.

Cookie: Oh yeah I forgot you were back.

Cat: (Sighs) Angel your up!

Angel: What's up with you?

Cat: Nothing…

Kiki: (Pats Cat's head) Its ok, Don't be sad, here have a chocolate mouse (Hands over a chocolate mouse)

Cat: Er…Thanks Kiki.

Kiki: (Giggles)

Angel: Ok everyone who are ya secret crushes?

Itachi: Angel

Kiba: Angel

Choji: Angel

Kakashi: Angel

Shikamaru: Cat

Shino: Hinata

Naruto: Hinata

Lee: Kiki

Kiki: Huh? I've only been in here once

Lee: And you have stolen my heart. (Tears in eyes)

Kiki: (Blushes) Really! YAY!

Deidara: Tasha

Sasori: Tasha

Oreo: Fridgesan

Cat: You go out with him…

Oreo: Your point?

Tasha: Axel from Kingdom Hearts…(Sasori and Deidara faint)

Cat: I don't have one…

GG: Tobi!

Skye Sasuke: Sasuke!

EDS: (Blushes) My girlfriend…

Naruto: Who is it?

Everyone else says theirs

Angel: Now I…(Gasps) KAKASHI! JARAIYA! STOP LOOKING UP GG'S SKIRT! (Beats the crap outta them)

Itachi: That's my girl…

Angel: (Sighs) Now that's sorted, I dare Lee to give Sakura a lap dance.

Lee: Huh?…But I like…

Kiki: Its ok, me no mind.

Lee: Ok…(Gives her a lap dance and Sakura enjoys it)

Sakura: Wow Lee (Goes to kiss him, but is knocked out by Kiki's foot)

Kiki: NOT THAT CLOSE SISTER! Kiki no happy!

Lee: (Panics then kisses Kiki)

Kiki: wow…(Swoons)

Angel: Now I dare Gaara to run around and try to get as many willing not threatened hugs you can before the end of the chapter, and maybe you'll win a special prize.

Gaara: What's the prize?

Angel: You'll have to see.

Gaara: (Goes round hugging everyone)

Itachi: Angel look Kit sounds like he trying to speak.

Kit: f…f…

Angel: Yes…

Kit: F..k!

Angel/Itachi: WHAT?

Hidan and Kakuzu return.

Hidan: Hi everyone what's up…(Get beaten up!)

Angel: YOU RAT! YOU TAUGHT KIT A BAD WORD DIDN'T YOU!

Hidan: Maybe not on purpose but…

Angel: THAT'S IT! (Beats him up again)

After she is finished Hidan AND Itachi are so scared they hide in the corner in the featal position.

Angel: Now I wanna hear some of the characters best drunk stories. I'll go first. It was actually when I went out with Itachi that one time. We got sooo drunk that we git married.

Everyone laughs.

Lee: Well I kinda have a lot of drunk stories, but I'll just tell them all (5 hours later of non-stop talking about Lee drunk stories) and that's the most embarrassing drunk day for me.

Kiki: (Hysterical laughing)

Narutofan221: Ok I dare Sai to paint me a pet wolf that will listen to only what I say.

Sai: Ok…(paints a wolf)

Cookie/Jaffa: (Screech and hide on Cat's shoulders)

Narutofan221: Now my lovely new pet, MAUL SASUKE AND SAKURA!

Wolf: (Barks and growls then mauls Sasuke and Sakura)

Narutofan221: Good job! (Throws a treat to the wolf) Now Sasori can ya teach me to use the puppets?

Sasori: I guess so…(Teaches about puppets)

Narutofan221: Great! (Attacks Sakura with the puppets)

Cat: Sweet…What's next?

Shkamaru15: Ok I dare, Naruto to take Hinata into the closet to…well you know?

Naruto: Sure do! This isn't over EDS! (Takes Hinata in closet)

Shkmaru15: Now I dare Jaraiya to summon the most disgusting toad there is.

Jaraiya: Hmmm…Ok (Summons a really disgusting smelly toad)

Shkmaru15: Now order it to make out with Sakura.

Sakura: SAY WHAT? (It kisses Sakura) AHHHH!

Shkmaru15: Now Deidara, for making such a good bust of me, you can choose a person to be your slave for the rest of this chapter, and half of the next.

Deidara: Really?…Hmm ok Hey Sasori get me a soda!

Sasori: I cant we're locked in remember?

Deidara: Oh yeah…Well massage my feet then.

Sasori: (Growls and sighs and starts massaging)

Kiki: MY TURN! Sasuke I dare you to put on this Tutu!

Sasuke: Er no…

Kiki: Why not?

Sasuke: Cos I don't have to listen to a little freaky monkey girl who looks live five!

Kiki: (Begins to cry) Pwease?

Sasuke: get lost!

EDS: Don't be so mean! (Forces Sasuke to wear the Tutu)

Kiki: YAY! Thanks EDS! You're my new friend now! Here have a chocolate mouse (Hands one over to EDS) Now Sasuke dance the Caramelldansen with me.

Caramelldansen starts playing and everyone starts dancing.

Tobi: (Walks in) Hey everybody Tobi is…huh?

Everyone is dancing

GG: (Gasps) Tobi (Glomps him and they start dancing)

Cat: Well everybody that's all we have time for. Keep the dares coming. Oh by the way guys I have bad news, the reason I've been down is that…I'm going on vacation, and I wont be back to update for a while.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Cat: But I'll try and update if I can find a computer over there, so still send dares. Wait Oreo where are you going?

Oreo: With Fridgesan…See ya (She leaves)

Cat: Ok…

Tasha: Well that's her gone for a while…

Cat: Well until Fridgesan comes back. Anyway see ya!