Chapter 34

Cat bursts through door with Cookie, Jaffa, and Selphie. (Cheetah)

Cat: I'M BACK PEOPLE! And may I say that was the most crapiest holiday ever! For one it was raining most of the time, second…

Cookie: Er Cat…

Cat: It was freezing and thirdly…

Cookie: Cat!

Cat: What?

Selphie: Wrong room.

Cat: What…(Looks around a senior citizens bingo room) how the hell did we end up here?

Selphie: Well maybe when you torpedoed off the boat to this random building.

Cat: That boat was the most terrifying thing ever…

Cookie: Really we wouldn't of guessed from the way you clung onto the captain nearly the entire time.

Cat: yeah well…shut up!

Selphie: I think we'd better leave.

Old man: Bongo!

Old man 2: Its bingo!

Old man: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME WOMEN!

Cat: Yeah good idea…(They vanish)

Meanwhile, EDS bursts in to the room.

EDS: HELP!

EDS is being chased by lots of fan girls, and is backed into the corner of the room. With the fan girls advancing on him slowly, when all of a sudden. A green haired ninja girl stands in front of the girls.

Girl: STOP!

fan girls: No!

The girl appears behind the crowd of fan girls and knocks them all unconscious.

EDS: (Chuckles) Not bad, but not good to beat my speed Kara-Chan

Kara: Conner-kun! (Glomps him)

They start making out while everyone's faces are like -.-

Tasha: Do they realise we're here?

Kiki: Me don't think so….

Taylor: Well I guess we should start.

Tasha: Strange…Cat said she was going to be back by now.

Taylor: She must of got lost.

GG: Can I start now?

Tasha: Sure…

GG: Ok, now everyone must beat up SASUKE AND SAKURA!

Everyone evil glared Sasuke and Sakura.

Sakura: Oh

Sasuke: Crap

Everyone beats them up.

GG: Now I dare Tobi, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Neji, Gaara, Orochimaru, and Sasuke to sing Wakka Lakka

They all shrug and start singing. When they start singing GG starts beating up Sasuke before he even starts.

Skye Sasuke: Now for my dares, Kakuzu I dare you to play me a game of Go fish.

They start playing…. ten minutes later.

Kakuzu: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 300.00 DOLLARS! ALL GONE!

Skye Sasuke: Yay me! Now I dare Sakura to go in the closet with Naruto.

Naruto: Why don't you just kill me?

They both go into the closet….two minutes later Sakura comes flying out of the closet.

Naruto: touch me again, you'll be going further!

Skye Sasuke: (Pushes Itachi in the pit of death) There you go!

Angel: (Gasps dramatically) ITACHI! (Dives in after him)

Skye Sasuke: Now Naruto glomp Konan.

Naruto: uh oh…

Konan: Come near me and you will die.

Naruto: (Uses a clone to sneak up behind her and GLOMPS her)

Konan: THAT'S IT! (Chases Naruto around the room)

Skye Sasuke: (Glomps Sasuke) I'm happy.

Tasha: Great now Taylor if you wouldn't mind taking over, I wish to see my boys. (Glomps Deidara and Sasori)

Taylor: Er…Ok, now then who's

Door bursts open with music blaring. Cookie, Cat, Jaffa, and Selphie come in wearing punk outfits.

Cookie/Cat:

Your so hot!

Teasing me!

So your blue

But I can't take a chance on a chick like you.

That's something I couldn't do

Everyone: 0.0

Cat/Cookie:

Well I can dance with you honey

If you think its funny

Does your mother know that your out.

And I can chat with you baby

Flirt a little maybe

Does your mother know that your out!

Taylor: What's wrong with them?

Selphie: Well you see, we got lost on the way here, and so we went to get a drink. Cat got a wee bit drunk. And well there you go.

Tasha: (Sighs) Cat, I told you not to drink. I'll keep her quiet while the dares continue.

Narutofan221: I'm naming my wolf killer. And I want Hidan to tell me how to be immortal.

Hidan: Well, the trick is…(Half and hour later) got it?

Narutofan221: Yep! (Uses a puppet to poison Sasuke and Sakura) oh Tsunade, is it true that you spy on Jaraiya

Tsunade: How did you know? (Killer mauls her)

Taylor: Nice…Now er, Alternative Angel your turn.

Alternative Angel: I just wanna do this…(Beats the crap outta Sasuke and Sakura) now I dare you two to do the Akatsuki arts.

Sasuke and Sakura attempt it, but fail miserably.

Akatsuki: YOU SUCK! (They beat the crap outta them)

Alternative Angel: Now I want Kyuubi to come out and be my best friend.

Naruto: Er…how is…(The Kyuubi comes out)

Kyuubi: Well this is new…who wants to be my friend?

Alternative Angel: I DO! (They hug) now I dare Orochimaru to hit on Cat.

Orochimaru: Is that such a good idea, I mean she's drunk.

Tasha: So, it would be funny, now go on.

Orochimaru: (Sighs) Hey cutie, your looking pretty good tonight.

Cat: (laughs) Yeah I do, but you don't so (Punches his face in) Get lost!

Taylor: Good one Cat (High fives)

Everyone laughs

Alternative Angel: Now Hidan sing the barney song with Tobi

Hidan: (Sighs) Weirdo's

Hidan/Tobi:

I love you

You love me

We are a…

Kiki: (Screams) NOT BARNEY! (Grabs a huge hammer and starts to chase Hidan and Tobi with it)

Alternative Angel: Kiki wait! (She whispers something to Kiki)

Kiki: Me got it! Now Sasuke and Sakura, Me wanna know how you feel about Fridgesan.

Sakura: I hate him…

Sasuke: I swear he's a freak.

Alternative Angel: Yes! Got that recorded.

Kiki: Yay! Me wants to be Your friend!

Alternative Angel: Um ok…

Kiki: Yay! Infact me dares everyone to be my friend!

Everyone: um…ok

Kiki: YAY! ME HAS FRIENDS!

Angel: Ok now, I dare Tobi to run around with a condom asking people what it is for.

Tobi: Ok Tobi is a good boy!

Angel: Oh that reminds me (Puts a shock collar on Tobi) there!

Taylor: Aw, that's mean, but who's complaining.

Tobi: Angel, what's this for?

Angel: How dare you ask me such a thing! GO AWAY!

Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy (He gets shocked) AH! (Runs around) Tobi is a good boy (Shock) Tobi is a good boy (Shock)

Taylor: Well this is fun!

Angel: Now Sasuke and Sakura, I dare you to dance the funky chicken off the cliff into the pit of death.

They do it and fall into the cliff, but not before Taylor throwing an egg at them both.

Itachi: Hey Angel, look Kit is walking.

Angel: (Gasps) Aww.

Everyone: Aww. (The baby walks over to Kisame and whacks him with a hammer)

Kisame: nice…(Passes out)

Hawkgirl90: Hi, I'm new here.

Tasha: Welcome, hope you have fun. (Talks to Deidara and Sasori)

Hawkgirl90: I dare Kakashi to rip up all his books and Sasuke can burn them.

Kakashi: (Cries as he rips up the books, then Sasuke who has just come from the pit, burns them)

Shkmaru15: I wanna hear everyone's 5 least favourite people in the room. Mine are

Sasuke

Sakura

Kiba

Tsunade

Hidan

Taylor: Nice group, but I don't think we have time for everyone to do theirs. So we'll have to skip that one. In return you can beat up those people you don't like.

Shkmaru15: YAY! (Beats them all up) now I dare Orochimaru to summon his most poisonous snakes at the bottom of the pit of death.

He summons them.

Shkmaru15: Oops (Pushes Sasuke in the pit)

Sakura: You did that on purpose!

Shkmaru15: Yeah so is this! (Pushes Sakura into the pit)

EDS: Naruto this is Kara

Kara: Hello

Naruto: Hi

Kara: I hear that you and EDS are like brothers. I hope I can be apart of that.

Naruto: SURE! Now I have a sister! YES!

EDS: Ok I wanna hear everyone's favourite justu! Mine are all the dragon justu!

Kara: Mine is the snake thing Anko does with her sleeves.

Angel: Mine are, Water style: Sirens call to a watery grave, and Fire style Phoenix inferno.

Everyone says their favourites.

EDS: Also Sasuke, you must do the training again, but this time with weights that weigh 100 pounds on each arms, legs, and stomach.

Kiki: WOW! EDS YOU'RE THE BEST! Me wanna run to see if he do it! (Sticks all weights on Sasuke) lets go Sasuke!

Kiki, Lee, Guy and Sasuke run.

Taylor: Hey Cat, who is this new cheetah of yours anyway?

Selphie: I'm Selphie, I'm not new, I just haven't been summoned in a very long time. Plus I got an injury from my last mission so I had to stay away for a while. I should be here more often, to help Jaffa and Cookie.

Cat: (Laughs like a crazy person) I love you all, especially you…Shikamaru

Shikamaru: Really?

Taylor: Oh no! here we go again.

Cat and Shikamaru make out.

Tasha: There they go again. (Sighs) Well people keep the dares coming!

Taylor: Yeah, make them nice evil ones too! Oh and Gaara! (Makes out with Gaara)

Tasha: (Shrugs) Why not (Makes out with Deidara, then Sasori)

Everyone makes out with their pairs.

Bye, Bye people!