Wow guys! 200 reviews! I LOVE YOU! You are the best! I'm glad you enjoy the story! It inspires me to keep going! That reminds me, I wonder what chapter I should stop at.
Oh and this is a celebration chapter, Me and Tasha have known each other for 11 years. TRUE FRIENDSHIP I TELL YOU! Anyway enjoy.
Chapter 35
Cat and her cats enter room…but everyone is already in there. Crowded round something.
Cat: Hey guys what's…
Everyone: (Turns) Ssssh!
Cat: 0.0 (Whispers) What are you doing?
They all move so Cat can see Fridgesan and Oreo with twins. (The twins are Takara and Taro, they are both aged one. Takara a girl, Taro a boy)
Cat: (Gasps) Aww…Well Fridgesan you sure was busy when you went away.
Fridgesan: (Blush) shut up.
Cat: (Giggles) Anyway who have we got today?
Hidan'sgirl247: Ahem!
Cat: Oh hi…er what's wrong?
Hidan'sgirl247: You didn't do my dare!
Cat: 0.0 oh…yeah. Well do them now.
Hidan'sgirl247: Ok, I dare Hidan and Kakuzu to go on a cursing rant.
Hidan: Oh yes! Oi Kakuzu! F..K OFF!
Kakuzu: F..K YOURSELF!
(More swearing words but are cut out because we have babies in the room)
Hidan'sGirl247: Now I dare Kakuzu and Hidan to have twins.
Hidan: (Sighs) Here we go again…(Drags Kakuzu into closet)
Hidan'sGirl247: and lastly I dare the Hokage to do the Caramelldansen.
Kiki: ME LIKE THIS PERSON!
Tsunade: Which one?
Tasha: You! Although it would be amazing if…
Cat: (Gasps) Hold that thought Tasha! (Runs out of room with Selphie following)
Cookie: Oh yeah leave me and Jaffa why don't ya!
Oreo: So who's next?
Taylor: I am!
Oreo: Oh I see you're here then!
Taylor: Obviously!
(They start arguing)
Tasha: Um Fridgesan…you might wanna stop this.
Fridgesan: What? Why do I have to?
Tasha: Um cos isn't she your girlfriend?
Fridgesan: (Sighs) Oreo, stop it.
Oreo: Ok…
Taylor: Your lucky Oreo, now I dare Gaara to admit who he loves.
Gaara: Who I love?…(Blushes and sighs) Does this answer your question (Kisses Taylor)
Taylor: (Blushes) Yeah it does…(Passes out)
Tasha: Strange…Now then (Puffs her pipe) Who shall go next?
Kiki: You have a pipe?
Tasha: Oh yes…
Kiki: WOW!
Cat bursts in with the Fourth Hokage (Fan girls scream)
Fourth Hokage: Ok, I did say I would come After! I finished with my…
Cat: Yeah but, I couldn't wait to see you do the Caramelldansen!
Fourth Hokage: That's what I'm doing? (Sighs) Fine, (Him and Tsunade do the Caramelldansen)
All fan girls scream.
Taylor wakes up.
Cat: What happened to you?
Taylor: My dream came true.
Cat: ok…Did you have anymore dares?
Taylor: Yeah, I dare you admit who you love.
Cat: Who I love? Um well…apart from the huge fan girl love I have for my favourite characters (See profile list) I would have to say…I'll never say Mwah hahaha!
Taylor: Why not?
Cat: Cos that's for me to know, and for you to not!
Tasha: Cat…do you need another visit from Deidara
Cat: NO! (Sighs) I like Shikamaru still.
Shikamaru: I KNEW IT! (Snogs Cat)
Cat: Ok now that was uncalled for!
Im.osem: I ya'll I'm new, and the names Akane, I have a few dares. First one (Knocks on closet door) Hidan French kiss Kakuzu in there would ya!
Hidan: No need to worry, its already taken care of.
Kakuzu: Shut it you F..cking knob!
Im.osem: next dare I want Kisame to glomp me.
Kisame: GLOMP! (Glomps Akane)
Akane: Yay! Now I dare orochimaru to cut Sasuke's hair so it doesn't look like a duck's ass.
Orochimaru: My pleasure…(Grabs scissors and starts to cut)
Few minutes later.
Sasuke: Ok, this is just plain stupid, (He has Elvis hair)
Everyone bursts into laughter.
Akane: Now I dare Itachi to give Sasuke a brotherly love hug. And say that he loves him.
Itachi: Kill me now why don't you (Sighs and hugs Sasuke) I love you Sasuke (Laughs at Sasuke's Elvis hair)
Sasuke: Shut up!
Akane: Now Sasuke you must now hug Itachi, but no sticking explosives on him!
Sasuke: (Puts explosives away) Fine…(Hugs his brother who is still in hysterical laughter about Sasuke's hair)
Akane: Konan kiss Pein, then Kakashi hit on Sasori.
Konan: Finally a decent dare (Makes out with Pein)
Kakashi: Hey how you doing?
Sasori: Oh my god!
Narutofan221: My turn, I dare Itachi to tickle torture all of Sasuke fan girls and Sasuke. While showing the scene where Naruto and Sasuke kiss.
Sasuke: Ha! I'm not ticklish, and that was the most ghastly experience I have ever been through.
Itachi: Sasuke you are ticklish and I can so prove it! (Tickles Sasuke and fan girls)
Sasuke: (Burst into laughter then screams at the kissing scene)
Narutofan221: He lied so now you have to be tickled twice as long.
Sasuke: no!
Cat: Ha! Not nice is it? (Shikamaru gets closer to Cat) Don't you even think about it.
Shikamaru: Oh…
Narutofan221: Now I dare everyone to beat up Sasuke, Sakura and Ino.
Ino: What! What have I done?
Everyone: Who cares (Beats them up, then Sasuke has his torture continued along with the laughing fan girls)
GG: Hey! I want Tobi's shock collar off of him, put it on Sasuke instead.
Sasuke: Oh come on! (Laughs)
They put the collar on Sasuke.
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI LOVES GG! (Snogs GG)
GG: I love you too, now put duck tape on Sakura.
Sakura: No! (Tobi sticks tape on her mouth) -.-
GG: Now everyone say the nicest things about Sasuke.
Everyone compliments him, and he gets released from his torture.
Sasuke: Yes, Yes I know…I am the best!
GG: (Beats Sasuke to a pulp with help from Fridgesan she then knocks him into the pit of death with a crowbar) "HOW DARE YOU USE GENJUTSU TO MAKE THEM SAY SUCH LIES! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EVEN WHEN DARED THEY COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!"
Fridgesan: Nice (High fives GG)
The Silver Tabby: Hi may I do my dares?
Cat: Your new as well aren't you? Nice to have ya here.
The Silver Tabby: Thanks, now I dare Neji to make out with Sakura, while the same time she is making out with Lee, the same time he is making out with Naruto. While we do the hokey pokey around them.
Everyone: Wow!
Kiki: Wow Me thinks your amazing!
The Silver Tabby: thanks, (They do the dare while we sing hokey pokey around them, it was really fun, apart from the kissing part, Kiki wasn't too happy with Lee kissing Naruto AND Sakura, but she beat up Sakura)
EDS: (Starts making dragons do a series of tricks)
Everyone looks at him
EDS: What?…Oh sorry I'm bored.
Kiki: (Gasps) No! New friend can't be bored! (Hands him a chocolate mouse) here you go, oh and me thinks Sasuke is getting friendly with your girlfriend
EDS: WHAT! (He turns to see Sasuke with his arm around a uncomfortable looking Kara) BACK OFF! (Uses his dragons to beat the crap outta Sasuke)
Naruto: WOW! You're so cool!
EDS: Sasuke you must now do the chicken dance.
Sasuke: (Beaten up) Ok…(Does a crap attempt of the chicken dance)
Everyone laughed.
Attck Inuzuka: Ok everyone! Now its my turn! And I dare the girls to tickle the guys for three hours.
Girls: YES!
Guys: No…
Sasuke: Not again…
Cat: HA! Now you know how I feel! Go away Shikamaru, you have to be tickled now, HA!
Shikamaru: I'll remember that…
Cat: Ooh I'm so scared.
The girls tickle the guys for three hours, all was heard through time was screams of laughter, which was shocking seeing as they were guys.
Attck Inuzuka: Kiba and Naruto you must sing the Jedi song.
Kiba: (Gasping for breath still) Ok
Naruto: Why not…
Kiba/Naruto:
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
But we escaped from that gas,
And met Jar, Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a Bongo from the scene,
And we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatoonine,
That's where we found this boy.
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!
'Did you know this junkyard slaveisn't even old enough to shave,
but he can use the force, they say.
Oh, did you see him hittin on the Queen?
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen.
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day.
Well, I know he built C-3PO,
And I heard how fast his pod can go.
And we were broke, it's true,
So we made a wager or two.
Well, he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace.
And the minute Jabba started off that race,
I knew who'd win first place,
Oh yeah, it was our boy!
We started singing
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'
Well, we finally got to Coruscant,
The Jedi council, we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and told a tale,
How his midi-chlorions were off the scale,
and he might fulfil that prophecy.
Oh, the council was impressed, of course,
Could he bring balance to the force?
They interviewed the kid,
Oh, training they forbid!
Because, Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, now listen here!
Just stick in your pointy ear,
I still, will train the boy!
He was singing
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!
'We caught a ride back to Naboo,Coz Queen Amidala wanted too,
I frankly would've liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war,
And it wasn't long at all before,
Little hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day.
And in the end some Gungans died.
Some ships blew upAnd some pilots fried.
A lot of folks were croakin',
The battle droids were broken!
And the Jedi I admire most,
Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast
I'm still here, and he's a ghost
I guess, I'll train the boy.
And I was singing
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!'
We were singing
Oh my, my
This here Anakin guy.
May be Vader,
Some day later,
Now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
Saying'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Everyone gave a huge round of applause
EDS: Wow Naruto that was great!
Naruto: Yay!
Cat: Wow that was actually amazing wasn't it Tasha?
Tasha: Oh yeah anything Naruto and Kiba does is amazing.
Deidara/Sasori: (Gasp)
Tasha: And you two as well! (Glomps them)
Alternative Angel: Now I dare me and Kyuubi to use demonic justu on Sakura and Sasuke.
Sakura: Not
Sasuke: Good…
(They use powerful justu on them)
Alternative Angel: Now I dare Kabuto to get an afro, wear 80's glasses, and wear a (Shivers) orange spandex, with some bushy eyebrows added in.
Kabuto: (Goes into closet, comes a few minutes later dressed up funny)
Everyone is dying of laughter.
Taylor: Oh my god! That is the most funniest thing I have ever seen, (Takes a picture) This is being sent to everyone I know. (Runs to a random computer that appeared in the room)
Alternative Angel: Hidan you must sat Jashin does not exist. And your not aloud to swear.
Hidan: (Still in closet) Trust me! In here he doesn't!
Alternative Angel: Oh and you have to act like Tobi.
Hidan: What! (Begins to swear but sighs instead) Hidan is a good boy!
Alternative Angel: Oh Orochimaru and Kabuto, how do you feel about Fridgesan? (Sneakily has a recorder playing)
Orochimaru: God I hate him
Kabuto: Same!
Fridgesan: OH REALLY! (Beats the crap outta them)
Alternative Angel: Lee and Guy you must get rid of your spandex and wear Goth clothes saying Youth and life are the enemy, everyone's going to die eventually, so why keep living?
Lee/Guy: (Scream like girls)
Kiki: Lee?…Goth (Cries)
Lee and Guy dress up like Goths and say in a Gaara like voice Youth and life are the enemy, everyone's going to die eventually, so why keep living?
Kiki: (Growls) YOU NOT LEE ME KNOWS! (Grabs a huge hammer and starts chasing them with it) Give me back me Lee!
Lee: Kiki its me! Look (Kisses Kiki)
Kiki: Hi Lee!
Alternative Angel: Now I dare Pein and Konan to sing this song…(Gives a sheet to them)
Pein/Konan: Joy to the world, that Barney's dead. We bar-barqued his head. We flushed him down the toilet. Round and round he went. Round and round he went!
Everyone laughed.
Kiki: Now me time to be evil, Everyone accept me in this room MUST let the Naruto gang tickle you, except the babies.
Cookie: Does that include Me, Jaffa and Selphie?
Kiki: Yep!
Three cats: 0.0
Everyone except Naruto gang: WHAT!
Cat: no…KIKI!
Kiki: (Laughs)
Sasuke: HA! Looks like its your turn now Cat!
Cat: (Looks at watch) Should be coming right about…
Door bursts open.
Cat: (Smiles) Now…
In enters Don Patch (From Bobobo)
Don patch: (Wearing a girls outfit jumping around the room) Cat! Cat! There you are! Where have you been everyone has been looking for you! Come now you cant be late. COME ON! (Pushes Cat out the door) Bye, Bye
Sasuke: What! Where is she going? (Goes to grab Cat) You cant take
Don patch: (Now wearing a sumo suit and starts whacking Sasuke backwards) NO YOU DON'T! NO YOU DON'T! KNOW YOU DON'T! KNOW YOU DON'T! NO YOU DON'T! (Punches Sasuke back) That was a No! No! that was a No! No! (He leaves)
Tasha: She's gone.
Sasuke: That was so deliberate! (Growls)
Taylor: Who was that?
Tasha: Don patch…He is the most random character you people will ever see.
Kiki: Well that's it! She is so going to get it next time! Anyway who's up for their torture?
Everyone: (Shakes their heads)
Tasha: I am!
Everyone: What?
Tasha: What? I enjoy tickling.
Kiki: Wow that's a first! Now everyone TICKLE!
Everyone gets tickled in the room by the Naruto characters, laughter fills the room.
Outside the Locked in base.
Cat: Thanks Don Patch, I needed that escape.
Don Patch: Why don't you like tickling so much?
Cat: Cos its…the worst torture thing ever! Dam! I forgot to get my cats out of there. Oh well, they will probably be after me later anyway.
Don Patch: Would you like a Churro?
Cat: Sure!
It took me three hours to type this all up. THREE HOURS! But anyway thanks for reading, if I have forgotten anything I'm sorry, I will try to put it in later. Keep the dares coming.
And a special thanks to our reviewers and our special guest Don Patch.
Don Patch: TAKE THE CHURROS!
Bye, Bye
