(Appears) I'VE UPDATED! Hi ya'll Sorry I haven't been updating in a while but, I was busy, then the computer broke, then I ahem couldn't be bothered, but now I'm ready to go! NOW LETS BEGIN! (Btw I wont be able to do all the dares, sorry…but I will put them in, maybe next time. Ok enjoy)
Chapter 37
Fridgesan: Well this is great! I lost both of them…
Kiki: Lost who?
Fridgesan: Well Cat escaped, and Tasha hasn't been seen in a while.
Kiki: OK! Me will now take over!
Taylor: Er…Kiki, if Tasha and Cat are not here then its either me and Oreo who take over.
Kiki: oh…ok then…
Taylor: But you can help.
Kiki: YAY!
EDS: Well come on people! We need decorations up for Naruto's birthday!
Everyone: WE'RE DONE ALREADY!
EDS: sorry…
Naruto enters
Naruto: Wow!
Everyone: SURPRISE!
Naruto: My birthday was…
EDS: Yeah well Cat forgot update, So (He Kara, and Angel hold a cake. And EDS hands him a dragon plushie, while Kara hands him a Snake plushie)
Cat with Katrina following, comes in.
Everyone: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Cat: 0.0 Whoa! Calm down you lot! What's your problems?
Taylor: You haven't been here for ages! THAT'S OUR PROBLEMS!
Cat: Well excuse me, I have other things to do.
Taylor: Like what?
Cat: Um…(In enters Shikamaru)
Taylor: Oh! That's what (Smirks)
Cat: (Blushes) Anyway I'm here now, so lets get on with the dares. First dare. (Cat sits on the windowsill)
Oreo: Well I dare Deidara to put exploding clay in Taylor's pants
Deidara: (Sighs) I'd like to actually blow up other stuff un, but…(Sticks it into Taylor's pants)
Taylor: Well this is comfortable…Oh and I dare Tasha to stop smoking!
Cat: Smoking?…Oh it only smokes bubbles…now (Hides bubble mixture in pocket)
Taylor: Oh, well then I dare me and Gaara to adopt Naruto.
Naruto: Say what!
Gaara: (Smirks) Hi…son!
Naruto: (Screams)
Oreo: Nice dare…not!
Taylor: Shut it!
Oreo: (starts arguing)
Taylor: Yeah well Your mama's so fat that Naruto cant even BELIVE IT!
Naruto: (Chuckles) That's a good one.
Oreo: My mom's your mom.
Taylor: So do the world a favour, kick a stupid person (Kicks Sasuke and Sakura)
Everyone laughs
Cat: Where's Tasha?
Fridgesan: (Shrugs)
Cat: Oh I see! She moans that I wasn't here, and now she isn't! and she has left me alone with Katrina
Katrina: HEY! (Whacks Cat) Now where is Tasha!
Cat: I dunno!
Katrina: Well that's just like her! I only came down here to get her! And she isn't even here! (Goes on a rant)
Cat: -.-
Sasuke: Who the hell is this?
Katrina: What's that!
Sasuke: I said who are you?
Katrina: I'm Katrina, and you're an Ass!
Sasuke: Oh yeah!
Katrina: Yeah! (Goes into an argument)
GG: Well I guess its my turn, Now I brought Naruto a birthday cake.
Naruto: My birthday was…
GG: Yeah I know, but SOMEBODY! didn't update!
Cat: My bad…
GG: Anyway, here you go, now Sasuke isn't aloud a piece.
Sasuke: (Stops arguing a minute) Yeah I don't want any anyway, its probably poisonous!
Kiki: Give him it now!
GG: Nah your alright! Anyway now everyone here (Makes everyone have their hairstyles back) now Tobi, shave off Sasuke's
Tobi: But he is arguing with angry girl.
GG: Perfect time, he wont notice
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! (Shaves off Sasuke's hair without him even knowing cos he is too busy arguing…and losing)
GG: Sakura! What's your real hair colour, cos its so obviously dyed.
Sakura: DAM! How did you notice…well its…orange
Everyone laughs
Sakura: (Blushes with embarrassment)
Cat: (Sighs) Someone make them stop!
Shikamaru: We could go somewhere else…
Cat: Yeah…not right now (Pats his head)
Akane: (Glomps Kisame)
Kisame: Well…Akane is here.
Akane: Yes I am, and now I dare Kakashi to hug Kisame, BUT NOT TOO TIGHT! that's my job hehe!
Kakashi: Ok…(Hugs Kisame)
Kisame: Don't touch me…(Kakashi quickly let go)
Akane: Now I dare Sasori to kiss Deidara mouths on his hands…NOW!Sasori: Ok, (Kisses them and starts getting very into it)
Cat: (Takes a picture)
Shikamaru: What are you doing?
Cat: Tasha would wanna see this,
Akane: Good, now Hidan you must not swear for the rest of the chapter. You must say bum!
Hidan: OH!…
Everyone: Ahem!
Hidan: Bum…
Akane: Good! Now Konan watch carefully…Kakuzu (Whispers in his ear) Now!
Kakuzu: (Pushes Pein off of a cliff)
Konan: (GASPS) YOU LITTLE…(Jumps after him) I'M COMING PEINY!
Everyone: 0.0 Peiny?
Akane: Don't wanna know…Anyway now I dare Deidara to kiss Sasuke.
Cat: Ooh! Harsh!
Deidara: Tell Tasha I love her…
Sasuke: Yeah well you (Gets kissed) 0.0 (Continues arguing)
Everyone laughs while Deidara gags
Sasori: (Tears in eyes) Dei, That must have been horrible
Deidara: (Sniffs) It was…(Hugs each other crying)
Cat: Er…They must be going crazy.
Akane: now Kisame, I LOVE YOU! And I dare you to push Hidan, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto Shikamaru, Ino and Asuma off a cliff.
EDS: Not Naruto, he doesn't get pushed.
Naruto: Yay!
Cat: Shika…
Shikamaru: (Sighs) I knew there was gonna be a time I'd get pushed off this stupid thing.
Cat: Hmmm…I WANNA GET PUSHED OFF TOO! (Jumps near edge and giggles)
Everyone: 0.0
Fridgesan: You actually want to be pushed off?
Cat: Yeah why not? (Ties back hair) Ok Shikamaru hold my hand (Grabs his hand) Ok everyone?
(They all get pushed off)
Taylor: Well that's her gone for a while…
Kiki: Wow and if you really listen Sasuke and Katrina are still going at it! YAY!
Fridgesan: What Katrina is actually running down to still argue?
Kiki: um…yeah (Runs behind Lee)
Lee: What's the matter with you?
Kiki: Nothing…(Legs are shaking)
Lee: Are you scared of…
Kiki: (Blushes) NO ME NOT! Hmph!
Lee: 0.0
Akane: Well Kisame here (Hands over cookies) now I now also dare Zetsu to give Tobi a hug.
Tobi: YAY!
Zetsu: (sighs) Whatever (Hugs Tobi)
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!
Taylor: Sorry but that's all we can do right now Akane…
Akane: But,…But…(Tears in eyes)
Taylor: (Whispers to Kisame)
Kisame: Ok…(Kisses Akane)
Akane: YAY! (both run in closet)
EDS: (Him and Kara are sat on the sofa looking out for Sasuke)
Sasuke has used a clone for a moment to argue with Katrina while he sneaks up on Kara.
Kiki: (Pouting at Lee) Me not scared of…huh? Hey EDS! KARA! Sasuke is behind you!
EDS: What! That's it! (Everyone beats up Sasuke with EDS, Kara and Naruto)
Sasuke is dropped in a hot spring where there are male guys having and orgy. We all leave before we hear any sounds though.
Katrina: Wait! This is fake! Where is he!
Everyone points to the hot springs.
Katrina: Right! (Goes over there)
Taylor: She really wont leave him alone will she?
Cat and other return from bottom of cliff
Cat and Shika: (Hysterical laughter)
Asuma: It wasn't that funny
Cat: It was…
Taylor: What?
Cat: We fell off a cliff BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Taylor: -.- that's it?
Cat: yeah…(Continues laughing)
Hidan'sGirl247: Well I dare Hidan and Kakuzu to cove in their room.
Hidan: (Sighs and drags Kakuzu into their room)
Hidan'sGirl247: Now I dare Fridgesan to change the twins Diapers forever!
Cat: HAHA! Oh no, I said I would do it once.
Taylor: So, you have got out of it now,
Cat: Yeah but, I'm a Neko of my word, I said I would so I will. (Puts on special hazard suit and changes their diapers…and almost dies)
Fridgesan: Thanks…
Cat: Yeah whatever…
Shikamaru: Your gonna hurl now aren't ya?
Cat: maybe…(Gags and throws up in the bathroom)
Hidan'sGirl247: Now Pein and Konan must have a child
Konan: (Gasps for joy) YES! I LOVE YOU! (Drags Pein into closet Next to the other closet)
Hidan'sGirl247: Now Hidan and Kakuzu to have Six twins. (Sorry didn't know how to spell the right word)
Hidan and Kakuzu: (in their room) YES!…I mean…What!
Hidan'sGirl247: I'm done…and happy.
The Silver Kira Fox: Hi everyone, I dare Kiba and Kakashi to kiss.
Kakashi: What!
Kiba: Ew…He's like a…Ew! (They close their eyes and kiss) EW!
The Silver Kira Fox: Now I dare Naruto to go Nine fox and kiss Tsunade while salsa dancing with her.
Naruto: Um…ok, (Goes nine tailed then kisses and then starts salsa dancing)
Everyone laughs
Sasuke and Katrina return still arguing
Everyone: (Groans)
Alternative Angel: I dare Sasuke, Sakura and Orochimaru to tell the world what they think of Tasha, Cat, Cookie and Jaffa.
Sasuke: I HATE THEM!Sakura: THEY SUCK!Orochimaru: Ugly…
Cat: (Bursts in) YOU WHAT! That's it (Puts hands together and turns into a savage Neko)
Cookie/Jaffa: (Growls and they turn into big savage cats)
Cat: (Growls) DIE! (They all attack them gruesomely)
Everyone: 0.0
Once they finish Sasuke manages to get up and start arguing with Katrina AGAIN!
Cat: Assholes…(Storms off to Shikamaru and snogs him) I needed that! (Snogs again)
Taylor: Get a room please!
Cat: Ok I'm done now…(Mouths 'later on' to Shikamaru)
Alternative Angel: Kyuubi, turn me into a Demon please.
Kyuubi: You got it! (Uses some strange power that turns her into a Demon)
Alternative Angel: OH YES! (Beats up Sasuke, who is still arguing) Take that! Now I dare me and Kyuubi to help develop all the babies inner hatred for Sasuke and Sakura.
Fridgesan: Sorry, but your not touching my kids, besides they already have that.
Alternative Angel: Ok then, just everyone else's (They start to develop the kids)
Kiki: hey Cat! Where Tasha?
Cat: (Hugging Shikamaru) Huh? Oh I dunno.
Kiki: May me do my dare?
Cat: Um sure…
Kiki: Yay! Me dares Jaffa to kiss Akamaru.
Jaffa: 0.0
Akamaru: (Barks and kisses Jaffa)
Jaffa's eyes turn to hearts and all of a sudden out of no where…
Jaffa: What a dog!
Everyone: 0.0
Jaffa: What a dog…
He's a tramp
But they love him
Breaks a new heart everyday
He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope he'll stay that way
He's a tramp
He's a scoundrel
He's a rounder
He's a cad
He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes even I got it pretty bad
Cookie: (Smacks her round the head) Jaffa…NO!
Selphie: That wasn't really necessary was it?
Cookie: Where'd you come from?
Selphie: I was asleep…
Skye Sasuke: My turn! Ok It was my birthday last week but you know YOU didn't update so…
Cat: You can still sing happy birthday…
(they sing the birthday song)
Skye Sasuke: Ok, now Ino you kissed Sasuke and for that you shall die. (She beats the crap outta Ino fro three hours) Yay! Now Sakura read all my stories of me and Sasuke together. AND LIKE IT!
Sakura: 0.0 Ok…(Reads them but hates them) Wow these are the best things I've ever read
Skye Sasuke: I know…Now Jaraiya you must stop writing your books
Jaraiya/Kakashi: WHAT!
Skye Sasuke: And Kakashi must burn his…
Kakashi: (Cries) WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?! (He burns them)
Skye Sasuke: Yay! (Kisses Sasuke, who kisses back then continues arguing)
Narutofan221: My turn people! I dare Cookie, Jaffa and Selphie to attack Sasuke.
Cookie: I love you! (Glomps narutofan221's leg)
Jaffa: Meow…
Selphie: Nice dare (They all attack Sasuke, but he still argues)
Narutofan221: Itachi get your sight back!
Itachi: Ok…How?
Narutofan221: Here…(Pours stuff in his eyes)
Itachi: I CAN SEE!
Angel: YAY! (Glomps then snogs Itachi)
Narutofan221: Now Naruto and fourth Hokage…Teach me your Rasengans
They sit down and start teaching,
Angel: Well now its my turn! And I dare Konan to us her paper to give Sasuke and Sakura thousands of paper cuts then for Tobi to chase after them with lemon juice...
Konan: (Comes out of closet with kids) Pein take them to the nursery, I got a job to do. (She cuts them to ribbons)
Tobi: YES! (Starts chasing Sakura with lemon juice)
Angel: Now I dare Sasuke to tell Sakura how he feels and slap her in the face, then jump into Skye Sasuke's arms.
Skye Sasuke: I LOVE YOU!
Angel: SASUKE NOW!
Sasuke: (Growls) This isn't over yet! (Heads towards Sakura) You're a huge foreheaded Bitch! (Slaps her face and jumps into Skye Sasuke's arms) MY LOVE! (Snogs her)
Angel: (Snogs Itachi) Sorry had to do that, Now I wanna give Naruto a guardian talisman. (Hands it over to him)
Naruto: WOW THANKS! HA! (Points in Sasuke's face who has gone back to arguing)
Angel: It has an animal guardian in it. Now if you excuse me I must do this Fire style: Phoenix Inferno! (Uses it on a hoard of Itachi fan girls who burn from inside out until they are a pile of dust) There that will learn ya! Now I wanna hit Sakura over the head repeatedly. (She whacks Sakura repeatedly)
Sakura: BANANAS! (Runs around like a stupid idiot, well actually that's what she is anyway, so a bigger one)
Angel: I'm done…
Itachi: Good cos there is something I must discuss with you in private.
Angel: What's that?
Itachi: (Whispers in Angels ear)
Angel: (Blushes madly and gasps) OK! (Runs out with Itachi)
Sonar: Well its my turn now, and I dare Tsunade to give Shino a makeover.
Shino: A what?
Tsunade: Ok…(She makes him look like a clown)
Everyone laughs
Sonar: Naruto use your sexy justu on Ebisu
Naruto: Ok! Sexy justu! (Turns into girl Naruto and giggles)
Ebisu: (Flies back with a huge nosebleed)
Everyone laughs
Sonar: Ino I dare you to get Sakura into big trouble.
Ino: Ok! Hey Fridgesan
Fridgesan: What?
Ino: Sakura said that your ugly and that's where the twins get their looks from.
Sakura: No I didn't! (An evil glaring Fridgesan appears in front of her) er…
He beats the crap outta her.
Sonar: Now I dare Kiba to wear a tutu.
Kiba: Er…why?
Sonar: Cos it will be funny
Kiba: (Sighs and gets dressed in a grey tutu)
Everyone is in hysterics
Shkmaru15: I dare Naruto and Hinata to have triplets
Naruto: (Sighs) Ok…(They go in a closet)
Hidan'sGirl247: Hey You two, did you have your babies yet?
Hidan: Yes…
Shkmaru15: Now (Ties boxes of gun powder on Sasuke) Oh look I conveniently have a match in my pocket (Smirks and sets alight the gun powder which blows up Sasuke)
Sasuke: (All covered in suit) 0.0 (Coughs and starts arguing again)
Cat: Wow he is still going at it, he should know by now that he cant win with Katrina.
Kagedoragon: Can I dare now?
Cat: Yeah go for it.
Kagedoragon: I dare Sasuke, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sakura to go through my obstacle course of death, which has lava, spikes, and poison darts.
They go through it and come out all cut up, and covered in blood. Sasuke goes back to Katrina and is determined to win this argument.
Kagedoragon: Now I dare Hinata to hug Naruto for three chapters in only her underwear.
Everyone: 0.0Monkeyboots92: Hi everyone, I'm new.
Kiki: Wow! Love the name, mainly cos me is half monkey YAY!
Monkeyboots92: Here Neji have all this candy.
Neji: Um…thank you (He starts to eat them)
Monkeyboots92: They have laxatives in them.
Neji: 0.0 (Runs into bathroom)
Monkeyboots92: (Laughs) Now Hinata, I know that you are actually in love with Shikamaru.
Temari/Ino/Cat: WHAT!
Temari and Ino get Hinata grab her by the hair and start fighting, Naruto tries to help but gets hurt.
Hinata: (Gasps) Naruto! I do love you Naruto I always have and always will. (They kiss and return to the closet)
Cat: You two know your going down right?
Ino: What? What did we do?
Temari: Yeah, we were helping you get back at Hinata.
Cat: Were you? Well to me you only proved that you like him yourself. So (Flexes claws) Die! (Beats the crap outta them) And this is for Hinata! (Gives them huge scars)
Monkeyboots92: Neji has to jump off a cliff onto sharp rocks while singing "99 kunai on the wall" in Guy's green spandex suit.
Neji: (Comes out of bathroom wearing the suit, then jumps off) 99 Kunai on the wall!
Taylor: Well that's everyone…
Katrina and Sasuke are still arguing.
Katrina: Yeah well your just a big gay!
Everyone: (Gasps)
Then all of a sudden the Tardis appears
Cat: What the!
Tasha comes out with the Doctor and the Master.
Tasha: Thanks guys.
Katrina: There you are!
Tasha: Yes! But Katrina you shouldn't insult gays by saying Sasuke is one, that's mean to the gays.
Cat: Ahem! Where were you!
Tasha: Oh I was having a party with the doctor. (She starts singing I cant decide, then Katrina knocks her out)
Katrina: I have to put up with you lot everyday, (Mutters)
Cat: Yeah Katrina you know that you say that pirates are better than ninja?
Katrina: Yeah
Cat: Your in a whole room full of ninja.
Katrina: What! Well pirates are way better
Tasha: No! Although I like pirates but ninja are great too!
They start arguing now.
Everyone: (Groans)
Cat: God…
Fridgesan: Well my dares now. Oreo pack our things we're moving into our new house, Taylor and EDS have free rooms with your girlfriend. Itachi use my 1940's piano and play the Goosebumps intro.
Itachi starts playing it. Everyone is amazed.
Fridgesan: Sakura You must be hanged by your feet at the Black Star Stronghold At thetallest point (500 feet in the air) And be forced to wear the ChakraController from the First Naruto Movie. For the remainder of the chapter and the next one.
Sakura: Great…(She gets hanged with the chakra controller)
Fridgesan: Also now appearing after this chapter will be Alexander. And Lee can have a free cookie of youth.
Lee: Yes!
Kiki: wow…(Gasps and Fridgesan appears in front of her)
He crouches down to her.
Fridgesan: Are you scared of me?
Kiki: um…no,
Fridgesan: Are you? (Pokes her forehead which causes her to pass out) Well that answers that.
Cat: Well that's it for today, hope you all had fun. Keep the dares coming. Love ya all see ya!
