Chapter 38

Tasha, Fridgesan, Oreo, Taylor, and the darers enter the room. They find Cat and her cats already in there.

Cat: Hi everyone!

Tasha: Cat! Wear something a bit decent please!

Cat: Why? What's wrong with what I'm wearing? (She is wearing a black bra top, with black shorts and black knee high boots)

Tasha: Well…(Sighs) Never mind,

Cat: Ok…Well…

The door busts open…in enters Katrina, and Misa. (My friend Rikki)

Misa: CAT! You said I can come ages ago and I…(Gasps) ZETSU! (Glomps Zetsu)

Cat: Yeah…Ok

Katrina: Where is Tasha?

Cat: She is…-.- gone, why is she gone?

Shikamaru: She ran in that closet than that one, then that one, then that one, really fast I didn't really see which one she ended in.

Cat: Ok, Katrina just keep looking in those closets.

Katrina: Grr (Looks in closets)

Cat: (Whispers) Did she really?

Shikamaru: no…

Both crack up laughing

Taylor: Right first darer please

Sco23: Hi everyone. (Girls scream) I dare the girls to go skinny dipping in a pool filled with piranhas and electric eels. And stay there for a while.

Girls: WE HATE YOU! (They do it, and hour later they are bitten to pieces and hairs are all staticed up)

Everyone laughs

Sco23: Now I dare Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi to put bug poison in Shino's shampoo

Konohamaru: Alright! We get dared for once!

Moegi: This must be our lucky day!

(They put it Shino's shampoo, but Shino is asleep right now so he wont notice till later)

Sco23: Now I dare Sasuke, to go to a group of Hinata/Naruto fans wearing a shirt that says, Naruto/Sakura and Hinata/Sasuke.

Sasuke: You must be…

Cat: No he's not! (Shoves shirt on him and boots him out)

We put a camera on him so we can watch the action, so Sasuke has now appeared in front of chatting Hinata/Naruto fans. They stop and read the shirt.

Fans: YOU ASSHOLE! (Beat the crap outta him)

Everyone is dying of laughter.

Fridgesan: Well my turn, and I dare Hidan'sgirl247 to be hung from her feet, cos of the diaper dare.

Hidan'sGirl247: um…what? (Hung by feet,) WHOA What the hell! Well actually this is fun. Yay!

Fridgesan: Now Akatsuki! Help Alexander and I out with the war will ya!

Akatsuki: Oh sorry…

Fridgesan: After this chapter Lee, Guy, The Fourth and Kiki your with me! Oh and Lee here is a solider pill so you don't wounded as easily.

Kiki: Me…is going too?

Fridgesan: Yes…why is that a problem?

Kiki: (Shakes head very fast)

GG: My turn! I dare Sasuke to dress up as the person he hates the most in this room.

Cat: Oh hold on (Runs out and brings a beaten up Sasuke in with a wheelbarrow) Sasuke do the dare. Oh and I don't think you wanna dress up as me. (He looks at her out fit)

Sasuke: For once I think your right. (He goes and dresses up as Fridgesan)

Fridgesan: WHAT! Well actually I'm not surprised but still DIE! (he beats him up and throws him off the cliff into a vat of chocolate.

Kiki: (Giggles) Me didn't put that there…(Hides chocolate)

Lee: You little sneak (Hugs her)

GG: Well now I dare the chocolate Sasuke to be fed to a pack of lions.

Cat: Ooh! And who has some of those, I DO! (Summons a pack of hungry lions) Go on eat up!

They go down and eat him but then spit him back up.

Cat: Wow, no one likes the taste of Sasuke.

Orochimaru: I beg to differ

Everyone: 0.0

Orochimaru: Never mind…

GG: Sakura show us your real hair colour please

Sakura: But I like it pink…

Everyone glares.

Sakura: (Gets her orange hair out)

Tobi: (Takes a picture, then puts it on the internet) Tobi is a good boy (Evil laughs)

Sakura: NO! everyone will see

Everyone: Duh!

Taylor: I dare Tenten to put Honey in Neji's Carnia Fruitese shampoo.

Neji: How did you know I used that?

Taylor: Snooping…

Tenten: (Pours honey into it) Now what?

Taylor: Well he'll have honey in his hair next time wont he? Now the twins can hug the following…Cat, Itachi, Shikamaru, Deidara, Naruto, Neji and Temari.

Taylor: (Goes round letting those people hug the twins) Kawaii!

All of a sudden a very young silver haired girl runs in.

Girl: Daddy?…(Gasp) Mommy! (She runs to Kara)

Everyone: Mommy?

Kara: Oh yes, this is mine and EDS child Kimi.

Kimi: Mommy and Daddy got married three chapters ago…

Everyone: AWWW!

Kiki: She so sweet…Can me be her friend?

Kara: Sure…

Kiki: Yay!

Monkeyboots92: Hey Kiki we can be Monkey buddies right?

Kiki: (Gasps) SURE! (They hug!)

Monkeyboots92: Jaffa…You don't eat monkeys do you?

Jaffa: Meow…(Shakes head)

Monkeyboots92: Neji dress up like Sasuke and go on a date with Fridgesan. (They go on a date but ten minutes they come back with Neji being flung into the room) have a nice time?

Neji: no…

Monkeyboots92: Now I'm sure it wasn't that bad, Next dare is Sasuke gets to hang with jigsaw in his torture chamber.

Sasuke: I get to what?…(Gets put with jigsaw) OH GOD HELP!

Cat: Haha Sasuke! Cool dare…

Monkeyboots92: Oh Shikamaru you can date whoever you want in this room, and take them to Krispe Kreme.

Shikamaru: Oh…come on Temari.

Cat: WHAT!

Shikamaru: Well you cant leave, you're the host.

Cat: Well that's no excuse to take her!

Taylor: Cat let it go! (they both leave)

Cat: Hmph! Whatever…(She looks round to see Shino giving Kiba and Akamaru a flea bath) Ok…then.

Monkeyboots92: Well the Akatsuki and I are off to go trick or treating.

They are dressed as characters from hello kitty.

Cat: Ok…

Kiki: Me wanna go!

Monkeyboots92: Ok (they all leave)

Cat: GREAT THEY'RE GONE AND I'M STUCK HERE!

Sasuke: Oh shut up! (Hits Cat round head with mallet, and she passes out)

Everyone: (Gasps)

Cookie/Jaffa/Selphie: (Go savage) DIE!! (beat the crap out of him)

Sasuke: Sorry…

Taylor: Well Akane your up.

Akane: Yay! Well first…(All Akatsuki come back in)

Taylor: What happened?

Akatsuki: No one had candy

Kisame: (gets glomped) Hi Akane

Akane: Hi…

Shikamaru and Temari return already.

Cat: (Gasps) What's that on your face?!

Shikamaru: (Hides kiss mark) nothing…

Cat: You…Asshole (Slaps his face and sits on the windowsill)

Shikamaru: She kissed me! On purpose!

Cat: Wow I actually am so madly in love with you I believe you. (Beats up Temari)

Both laugh

Akane: Hey Kisame push them two off of the cliff again.

Cat/Shikamaru: (gasps) YEAH! (They both get in position and are pushed, laughing all the way down)

Akane: Now…Push Orochimaru and Jaraiya off tied together!

They already are getting pushed.

Akane: Kiba and Shino into the closet please…

Kiba: Ok…(Drags Shino in the closet)

Akane: Good now…(Disturbing noises are heard) Nice…Well now Hinata stare at Kisame.

Hinata: Um ok…(She stares at him, while he starts to get freaked out)

Kisame: Akane help me (He hugs her)

Akane: Hey where's Kimimaro?

Taylor: Oh he requested a separate room, I'll send him in…(Presses a button that makes Kimimaro fall into room)

Kimimaro: Wow that was weird.

Akane: KIMIMARO! (Glomps him)

Kimimaro: And this is weirder!

Akane: now poke Itachi in the forehead. Like he does with Sasuke.

Kimimaro: Ok…(Pokes Itachi's forehead)

Itachi: Wow that's annoying…oh well he deserves it don't ya Sasuke?

Sasuke: Shut up…

Akane: Now (Pushes Kabuto off of the cliff) I'm done. (Glomps both Kisame and Kimimaro)

Cat and Shikamaru return laughing their heads off.

Then EDS enters the room.

Kimi: DADDY! (She runs to him as he then lifts her in the air)

Girls: KAWAII!

EDS: (Teleports on sofa with Kara and Kimi) Hi Kara…

Kara: Hi, Kimi missed you,

EDS: (Starts playing with Kimi)

Kiki: Hey EDS! Sasuke has been trying to flirt with Kara again.

EDS: WHAT! (Beats up Sasuke) Now Sasuke Yaoi fans ATTACK!

They all chase Sasuke with weights on him.

Kara: He didn't get very far did he?

EDS: Nope…Thanks Kiki.

Kiki: YAY!

Alternative Angel: Hi everyone, Lee and Guy dye your hair blonde, put blue contacts in and wear orange outfits please.

Lee/Guy: Yes! (they dress up)

Naruto: They look sort of familiar

Everyone: -.-

Alternative Angel: Now shout Screw youth, Believe it!

Lee/Guy: Right! SCREW YOUTH! BELIEVE IT!

Alternative Angel: Good! Now I dare Sasuke and Orochimaru to fall down a billion stairs like slinkies.

They get pushed down a billion stairs and they fall like slinkies.

Cat: They're alive! Oh everybody loves the slinky!

Everyone cant breathe with laughter. They fall down and end up eaten by a giant snake. But the snake hurls them back up.

Alternative Angel: Admit your feelings to Naruto and Jaraiya now!

Sasuke: (sighs) Naruto I love you more than life itself…

Orochimaru: I've always admired you

Jaraiya/Naruto: Ew…

Sonar: Well its my turn now!

Cat: Wait a sec! Katrina we were kidding about her being in the closets!

Katrina: I know, but I found her! (Tasha is knocked out on the floor, with a bat in Katrina's hand)

Sonar: Ok now I dare Lee to dress up like Kiba.

Lee: (Sighs) I have only just got back into my clothes but oh well (Dresses up like Kiba)

Sonar: Now Kiba has to dress up like Lee.

Kiba: (A few minutes) I have!

Sonar: Good now…Temari let Kabuto take you on a date.

Kabuto: (Faces Temari with jaw wide open)

Temari: Ew (They go out)

Sonar: Tenten use Jaraiya as target practice.

Tenten: Yes! (She flings a bunch of weapons at him) Oh my bad. (She hit him…with every shot)

Sonar: Now Tobi chase Mizuki with a chainsaw.

Mizuki: Dam! How did you know I was here?

Tobi: (Starts chainsaw)

Mizuki: Crap (Runs away from Tobi screaming)

Cat: Cool! Get him Tobi!

Shikamaru: (Snogs Cat)

Cat: Look, I need to breath! Stop planting one on me every two seconds please.

Shikamaru: Sorry…

Cat: (Pouts)

Hidan'Girl247: (Still hanging upside down) Can I dare now?

Cat: Yeah!

Hidan'sGirl247: Well I dare Hidan and Kakuzu to name their kids.

Hidan: Well what do you think?

The Akatsuki go into a bid discussion about it.

Hidan: Well the are now, Zakuro, Dan and Ray.

Everyone: YAY!

Hidan'sGirl247: Now you must become a women Hidan.

Hidan: What!

She gives him stuff that made him become a women.

Hidan: (Goes on a cursing rant)

Kiki: Me dare! (Jumps around room excitedly) Me dares everyone to dance the Caramelldansen, and for Cat to be tied up and tortured for the next chapter. Which is up to you lot people.

Cat: Why do you do this to me Kiki?

Kiki: Cos it fun (Giggles)

Cat: (Gets tied up) Great…

Everyone dares the Caramelldansen.

Tasha: Ok everyone keep dares coming…See ya. Ah! (Runs away from Katrina with a bat. While Zetsu is running from Misa)

Misa: I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!