This was supposed to be updated yesterday but, i couldnt sorry. Enjoy
Chapter 39
Tasha, Fridgesan, Taylor, Oreo and darers enter the room. Cat is still in the room tied up. Looking like a mess.
Cat: Well this sucks!
Tasha: Oh I knew we forgot something (Smirks)
Cat: Thanks…These guys are so mean, I go through half the night, having things thrown at me, Tobi thinking he's a hairdresser, getting tickled, and well you don't want to know what he was doing! (Points to Kiba)
Shikamaru: I'm ashamed of you!
Kiba: Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
Naruto: Ew resist what?
Kiba: You don't wanna know.
Naruto: Perv!
GG: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBI! (Glomps Tobi)
Tobi: YAY! GG REMEMBERED!
GG: Yep and I was here last night when you lot were asleep and (Presses a button that unleashes a huge banner saying Happy Birthday Tobi! And lots of balloons come down)
Tobi: YAY! (Runs around)
GG: Now (Pushes Sasuke and Sakura off of the cliff into the famous pit of death) Gaara seal it up.
Gaara: With pleasure…(He seals it up)
GG: Deidara make a sculpture of him, and Sasori make him puppets and Kakuzu give him a card filled with a thousand dollars.
Deidara makes a huge sculpture, Sasori makes him puppets and Kakuzu stubbornly handed over the card of money.
Tasha: Ok, well Emofairy your up, and welcome by the way.
Emofairy: Thank you, now I want Deidara to dress up like Barbie and sing I'm a Barbie girl.
Deidara: Ok…(Dresses up like Barbie)
I'm a Barbie girl
In the Barbie world
Life in plastic
Is fantastic
You can brush my hair…
Sasori: (Throws a book at his head) Knock it off brat!
Emofairy: Now (Glomps Shino) Can you take your glasses and coat off pwease Shino?
Shino: (Sighs) Fine…(Takes his glasses and coat off)
Everyone: 0.0
Kiba: Yeah and now can you put them back on?
Taylor: Everyone push me off the cliff.
Everyone: Ok! (they push her off)
Cat: Lucky…
Oreo: (Comes in with squirrels and chipmunks with lightsavers) ATTACK!
They all attack Sasuke and Orochimaru. (Poor Sasuke, he is still in the pit, he cant get away hehe)
Cat: Well that was AMAZING! Hey can someone untie me…NOT YOU! (Pushes away Kiba)
Kiba: Come on you enjoyed it just as much as me.
Cat: Kiba, Zip it!
Kiba: (Unties her)
Cat: No! No! I said not you! Right tie me back up and someone else unties me.
Kiba: Oh come on…
Cat: No!
Kiba: Your being stupid.
Cat: Oh yeah, no cos everything I do is wrong! I mean why don't you just take away my birthday!
Kiba: What? Just sit down…
Cat: No! No! I wont I will stand!
Kiba: Cat…
Cat: No (Runs around the room with Kiba chasing, they both run out of the room)
Shikamaru: Oh no you don't! (Runs our after them)
Everyone: 0.0
Cat screams
Tasha: Wow…That was weird.
Kimi: (Enters room and starts looking around with a little snake and dragon with her)
Naruto: Hey Kimi, where's your mommy and daddy?
Kimi: I don't know, have you seen them?
Naruto: No sorry…
Kiki: Why don't you sit on the sofa and wait for them Kimi, me sure they will turn up soon.
Kimi: Ok…(She sits on the sofa, and puts the snake next to her)
Everyone: Aww!
Tasha: Timballisto! Welcome!
Timballisto: Thank you! Now I dare Hidan to eat a bomb, the throw a matchstick down his throat.
Hidan: NO F…KING WAY!
Pein: (Stamps on Hidan's foot until he screams, he then shoves the Bomb and the lit matchstick down his throat)
Hidan: You…! (He blows up)
Timballisto: Right now put him back together Kakuzu with a women's body.
Kakuzu: Ok, (Starts sewing him back together)
Taylor: Cool dare
Timballisto: Thanks…Now make a voodoo Sasuke doll and make it dance to Cotteneye Joe.
Sasori: (Makes one and makes it dance to the Cotteneye Joe)
Sakura: (In the hole) What the hell are you doing Sasuke?!
Sasuke: I don't know! But I cant stop! HELP!
Everyone laughs
Narutofan221: I want you fight someone in Yugioh with my Naruto deck.
(Fights Yugi in a fight, which the Naruto cards are winning!…Obviously)
Tasha: (See Deidara's hands together) Deidara?
Deidara: Yeah
Tasha: Are you praying?
Deidara: (Blushes) No I'm…making out
Tasha: 0.0 Nice…
Hidan'sGirl247: Well this is actually my brothers dare, but he wanted Hidan, Kakuzu, Pein and Konan to have a threesome.
Everyone: 0.0
Hidan has been put back together, in his new feminine body and they all go into the closet, where the sounds have to be censored because we have babies in the room.
Then the door bursts open with Kiba and Shikamaru flying in. then Cat following. Everyone sees that a Boy Neko with black hair and red highlights with a black shirt and trousers with red trainers on. Enters the room.
Cat: Eep! (tries to push him out but he wont budge) Get out of here! This is my story!
Taylor: Aren't you gonna introduce this new person Cat? Seeing as you know him already.
Cat: Um no! that wont be necessary! He was just leaving WERENT YOU! (Still pushing)
Kiki: Who is he?
Cat: (Sighs) This is…Jake…My step brother. And now leaving! (Pushes as hard as could but he picks Cat up by the tail) Hey!
Jake: Cat, You know you can't beat me, so don't even bother trying (Smirks and drops her)
Cat: Oh yeah! (Charges at him but he trips her up, and she flies into the wall) You…Ass!
Jake: (Chuckles) Now which one of you pretty ladies can tell me where I might find a certain Sasuke Uchiha?
Kiki: He down there (Points down the pit)
Jake: Thanks cutie (Ruffles hair then jumps down pit)
Everyone can hear…
Sasuke: Who the hell are…AAARHHHH!
Sakura: (Screams) SASUKE!
Jake: (Comes back up) Well I needed that…Cat you can continue now. But I think I'll stay for a while.
Cat: -..- great…Akane your up!
Akane: Thanks…Kisame Push Cat and Shikamaru off of the cliff again.
Cat/Shikamaru: YAY! (Gets pushed off laughing all the way down again)
Jake: Wow…Funny to see her actually enjoy being thrown off a cliff
Akane: Now Kiba and Shino back in the closet!
Kiba: Oh…Ok (Drags Shino in the closet)
Akane: (Glomps Kimimaro) Hey Kimimaro glomp Sasori to see his reaction.
Kimimaro: You have a very strange imagination, but oh well…(He glomps Sasori)
Sasori: (Screams)
Everyone: 0.0
Sasori: What?…He made me jump
Akane: Now Kisame throw Pein and Konan off of the cliff.
Kisame: Oh dear God that means I have to…(Covers eyes and runs into the closet they are in, he screams and grabs them out and throws them off of the cliff) There! (He sits down shaking next to Itachi and Angel)
Itachi: Are you ok?
Angel: Did you see them…?
Kisame: No, I only saw…Pink bunny slippers which really freaked me out.
Hidan: (Shouts from closet) They're not mine!
Everyone laughs
Alternative Angel: Right its my turn now, and Tasha now!
Tasha: (Enters room with Naruto Yaoi fan girls) Now! Attack the Sasuke!
Fan girls: (Scream after Sasuke in the pit)
Sasuke: AH WHAT THE HELL! (Sound of him being beat up)
Alternative Angel: Now Sasuke!
Sasuke: What?
Alternative Angel: You must be forced to watch this. (Throws down a TV playing educational television)
Sasuke: OH NO! EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! (Screams)
Everyone laughs
Alternative Angel: Now Kyuubi burn Sasuke and Madara to a crisp.
Kyuubi: Yes! (Burns them to a crisp then serves them to Gamabunta)
Gamabunta: Eh! What's this? This tastes like SHT! (He gets rid of them from the ahem other end)
Sasuke: Ew…(Gets pushed back in the pit)
(Sorry to all who read this who thinks Tobi is Madara, I'm not sure so I just randomly said it)
Angel: (Goes round glomping people, making them jump) Ha I got everyone.
Jake: Not me…
Angel: Yeah but your new, that would be rude.
Jake: (Shrugs) Alright,
Angel: Now Orochimaru You are related to Snape from Harry potter aren't you?
Orochimaru: How did you know!
Itachi: Cos she knows everything (Hugs Angel)
Angel: Yay! Oh and here Kakashi its and Indestructible Icha, Icha book
Kakashi: (Tears in eyes) Thank you (Hugs Angel too)
Angel: That's ok, oh and people (Blushes) There is a new addition to our little family.
Everyone: Aww!
Angel: But first (Goes into Pit and whacks Sasuke and Sakura round the head with Kisame) now I dare Fridgesan to say a nice thing about everyone in the room.
Fridgesan: Well you are all great Sasuke and Sakura haters except Skye Sasuke. But she hates Sakura so that's good too. Your all great!
Everyone: YAY!
Fridgesan: And Sasuke and Sakura…Oh Screw it you are fun to beat on. (Beats the crap outta them)
Angel: Speaking of Skye Sasuke, Sasuke must say how he truly feels about her.
Sasuke: (Comes out of the pit and walks up to Skye Sasuke. Who has been here!) Skye Sasuke. You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. And I wish to spend my life with you.
Sakura: (Jumps off of the cliff)
Everyone: GREAT!
Cat and Shikamaru come back up laughing.
Cat: We fell down again on the way up! (Laughs)
Jake: You weirdo…
Cat: (Glares) What was that?
Jake: You…Weird…o! (Smiles)
Cat: That's it (Jumps at him and wrestle on the floor)
Tasha: (Sighs) Strange…Now Sonar Your up!
Sonar: Yes! Temari how was your date with Kabuto?
Temari: (Blushes) It was…alright. Not the best date I've been on but its not the worst.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
Temari: SHUT UP!
Sonar: Tobi be locked in a closet with Anko, Kakashi, and Ibiki on sugar high.
Tobi: Ok…(Goes in there and is screaming by ten minutes and runs out to hug GG)
Sonar: Shino, I dare you to dress up like Ebisu and claim you're a mini Ebisu.
Shino: (Dresses up like Ebisu) I am mini me
Ebisu: Mini me? Oh god…
Shino: (Copies moves)
Sonar: Now Lee dress up like Keanu Reeves from matrix and show off ya moves.
Lee: Right! (Dresses up like him and starts jumping around doing his moves)
Everyone: WOW!
Sonar: Now Jaraiya dress up like Gandalf from Lord of the rings.
Jaraiya: (Sighs and changes up like him) Happy?
Sonar: Oh by the way got those Kunai out of ya back yet?
Jaraiya: (Hides his back) Um…yes.
Sonar: I'm done
Shkmaru15: My turn! Now Sasuke and Sakura must take care of Hinata and Naruto's triplets on a date.
Sasuke: Whatever…(They leave…an hour later they come back both looking a mess. Puke down them and all sorts)
Everyone laughs.
Shkmaru15: Now name them.
Sasuke: (Sighs) They're names are Dana, Arashi, and Mia.
Shkmaru15: right now drink this (Shoves bottles down Sasuke and Sakura's throats, they then fall in love with Naruto and Hinata)
Sasuke: Marry me Hinata.
Sakura: Marry me Naruto.
Naruto/Hinata: NO WAY! (Slams their heads together)
Shkmaru15: Orochimaru what's your worst fear?
Orochimaru: Mice…Oops (Covers mouth)
Shkmaru15: Ok (Unleashes mice on him) Now face them!
Orochimaru: (Screams)
Shkmaru15: Gamabunta make out with the slug.
Gamabunta: Oh yeah! (Makes out with the slug)
EDS: Hi guys!
Everyone looks around but cant see EDS
Kiki: Where are you?
Kara: We're here
Everyone looks to the animals. And they come out of the animals
Everyone: 0.0
Kimi: (Gasps) Teach me that! Teach me that!
EDS: Sorry Kimi, we will when your eight.
Kimi: oh (Pouts, eventually they fall asleep together)
Everyone: Aww
Cat: Look how sweet that is.
Naruto: yeah…HEY EDS!
EDS: (Shoots up) What!
Naruto: Sing Bet on it from high school musical 2
EDS: (Sighs) Ok, (He starts singing which is really well sang. Everyone is totally amazed at his voice)
Kara: That was great! (Her and Kimi glomp him from behind)
Cat: Well I guess that's everyone see ya…(Jake jumps on her) JAKE!
Jake: (Laughs)
Cat: Why you! (Starts play fighting)
Taylor: Well that's them off. Keep that dares coming.
Kiki: Hey! Me didn't get to do me dares!
Cat: Actually…(Ties Kiki up) Ha! that's what you get for last time
Kiki: (Giggles)
Tasha: See ya all next time.
Hi everyone, well I hope you liked this chapter. I don't know when I'll update next. Cos I have some issues I need to sort out. But I will try cos I love you all! See ya.
