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Chapter 40 WOO!
Taylor, Oreo, Fridgesan, Alexander, Alexis, Tsukasa Hiiragi, the cats, Jake and the darers (Gasps for breath) all enter the room! …the end
Everyone: WHAT!
I'm just kidding…mostly
Sasuke and Sasori: (Notice that Skye Sasuke is with Naruto) What? Grrr! NARUTO! (they start fighting)
Skye Sasuke: 0.0 wow!…
Taylor: HI EVERYONE! Sorry we haven't been here for a while, But then again its Cat's fault.
Everyone: True!
Taylor: and what's worse She aint even here!
Fridgesan: Nor is Tasha.
Oreo: Where'd they go?
Taylor: Who knows! Lets just get started.
Cookie: I know where they are!
Taylor: (Sighs) Where?
Cookie: Hmmm….Not saying (Smiles)
Selphie: (Smacks Cookie) Don't be an ass Cookie! She is ill and Tasha ahem sneakily took her to the doctors.
EDS: How can she sneakily take her?
Selphie: Tasha didn't tell her where they were going…so she wont know until she gets there.
Everyone: Oh!
Taylor: Well then lets get started. NO WAY! IS THAT TSUKASA!
Oreo: Yes…we walked in with her remember!
Taylor: Are you saying I'm dumb?
Fridgesan: Can we not do this now! Who's first?
GG: Hi everyone! Look at my new kitten SHINE! (Holds up kitten, with a Tobi mask)
Tobi: wha?…WHAT HAPPENED TO TOBI?!
GG: Nothing…Your still awesome!
Tobi: (Huddles in corner) Tobi replaced by cat…
GG: (Gasps) I'm sorry Tobi! (Kisses him) now I dare you to use the puppet that Sasori made you on Sasuke.
Tobi: OK! (Uses puppet on Sasuke)
Sasuke: AH! WHAT THE HELL! GET IT OFF!
GG: Tobi still got that thousand dollars? (Glaring at Kakuzu)
Tobi: Yep!
Everyone: (Gasps and looks a Kakuzu) You didn't steal it back?
Kakuzu: No…
Hidan: WHO ARE YOU! (Slaps him with his/her bag)
GG: Buy a Bazooka with it Tobi and fire it at Sasuke.
Tobi: (Goes to weapons store and comes back with a bazooka and fires it at Sasuke)
Sasuke: (Screams and runs around)
GG: Now (Whispers to Tobi)
Tobi: OK! Tobi is a good boy! (Grabs Sasuke and shoves him in the sculpture made for him by Deidara last time)
Deidara: Its gonna blow!
The sculpture explodes.
Everyone: oooooh aaaaaaah!
Sasuke comes out of explosion all burnt and beat up.
GG: Now say to everyone that you hate that you love them!
Sasuke: (Sighs) I hate that I love you all!
Everyone: WHAT! (Beats him up)
GG: Now Sakura give Fridgesan a big hug!
Sakura: WHAT! Hell no!…(She gets pushed into the hug by Tobi.)
Fridgesan: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? DIE! (Beats the crap outta Sakura) How dare you put your disgusting germs on me!
Tsukasa: Yeah how dare you!
Alexis: The nerve!
EDS: Who are you?
Alex: This is Fridgesan's and mine's second cousin.
Alexis: Hello…(Waves to everyone)
Sasuke: Hell…o…
Alexis: SOD OFF! (Punches him away)
Fridgesan: Talk to her again! And you will die Asshole!
Sasuke: Oh yeah! f…k off (Beep)
Fridgesan: (Beep)
Sasuke: (Beep)
EDS/Kara: 0.0
Kimi: What does (Beep) mean daddy? And (Beep)
EDS/Kara: OH NO! SASUKE! (They beat the crap outta him)
Sasuke: What did I do now?
Kara: Your telling our Kimi bad words.
Sasuke: Whatever (EDS puts a kick me sign on Sasuke's back)
Sasuke: (Walks off and people start kicking him) WHAT THE HELL! Stop it!
Kimi: You meanie! (Kicks Sasuke in the shin)
Sasuke: OW! Why you little (starts chasing her)
Kara: (Appears in front of him) What the hell do you think your doing to our little girl?!
Sasuke: She kicked me in the shin!
EDS: (Puts a shock collar on him)
Sasuke: What the! (Gets shocked)
Kara: Cant come near us now!
EDS: Now go away! (Pushes Sasuke away) Hinata and Naruto sing something new from high school musical.
Naruto/Hinata: OK! (They sing it, and everyone is cheering them like mad)
Taylor: Brilliant! Now next…
Door bursts open!
Cat: NO GET AWAY FROM ME! (Runs in)
Tasha: (Runs in) CAT! Its just a needle don't be a baby!
Cat: I DON'T NEED IT! I'M OK! REALLY!
Tasha: Cat! Your barely standing!
Cat: So! (Falls over)
Tasha: CAT! Just do it!
Cat: NO!
Tasha: Someone help me!
Taylor: With what?
Tasha: She needs an injection! But she hates needles.
Cat: THEY EVIL! Followed by butterflies, my weakness, and feathers.
Fridgesan: Thought you said you got over that last one.
Cat: Oh hi Fridgesan…didn't see you there. (Sweat drop)
Fridgesan: Why does she need an injection?
Tasha: Cos …well its to do with being half cat or something.
Cat: He lied! that's what the doctor wanted you to think!
Jake: I had to have that…its quite important.
Tasha: CAT! TAKE THE STUPID INJECTION!
Cat: If its stupid I don't need it HA! (Fridgesan pokes the injection in Cat's arm) AHHH!
Tasha: Thanks…
Fridgesan: No problem…
Cat: (mumbles)
Akane: My turn! Now (Glomps Kisame and Kimimaro) Push them off!
They both push Cat and Shikamaru off of the cliff.
Tasha: Don't think she enjoyed it that time.
Akane: Now Kimimaro you must jump off too.
Kimimaro: (Sighs) Why was I forced onto here? (He jumps off)
Akane: I STILL LOVE YOU! Now Kakashi kiss Kurenai.
Kakashi: What why?
Akane: Cos it would be cute.
Asuma: Will it!
Kakashi: (Sweat drops and kisses Kurenai)
Asuma: That's it! (Starts fighting)
Akane: Itachi kiss Ino.
Ino: WOW! that's even better than Sasuke!
Itachi: (Sighs and kisses Ino)
Ino: (Giggles then gets knocked out)
Angel: TOUCH HIM AGAIN! YOU WILL DIE!
Itachi: That's my girl (Makes out with her)
Deidara: (Glomps Sasori)
Sasori: (Screams)
Everyone: 0.0
Sasori: What?…he scared me.
Deidara: Akane made me!
Akane: Yes I did (Smiles)
Attck Inzuka: Ok…Now I dare Cat, Tasha, Jake and Fridgesan to play Naruto cards for the whole chapter and the next.
Everyone hears screams running up from the cliff.
Cat: (climbs to the top) AAAH! Cards? With Tasha? It will never end!
Jake: Well, I have actually been dared, never expected that to happen.
Tasha: (Hugs Jake) from now on, I'm calling you Ni-san.
Cat: Tasha…he is my brother…
Tasha: so!
Cat: oh well whatever! (Sighs) lets play cards…(they all sit down playing cards)
Kira fox: Hi, changed my name, sorry.
Everyone: its ok…
Kira fox: Now I dare Naruto and Kiba to have sex.
Kiba/Naruto: WHAT!
She pushes them all into the closet (Noises are heard, sexual noises)
Kira Fox: (Blushes) Now I dare Kiba to kiss me…
Kiba: (Bursts out of closet) Hell yeah! (makes out with Kira fox)
Cat: Yay! Kiba has found love!
Tasha: Your just happy he's not bothering you no more…
Cat: your point? Tasha! Your not supposed to take the cards!
Tasha: I'm not?
Cat: -_-'
Alternative Angel: (Runs in panting) Hi guys, ok I dare Sasuke to have a kid with Orochimaru.
Sasuke: SAY WHAT!
Orochimaru:…….(Blushes)
Oreo: Here's the stuff! Now go!
They go into the closet
Alternative Angel: Now Sai, paint a scene where all the guys are cross dressing!
Sai: Um…Ok (he draws the scene and everyone cracks up laughing)
Alternative Angel: Now I want (dust cloud heading towards her) I DARE KYUUBI TO MAKE OUT WITH ITACHI!
Kyuubi: NO! (tackles her) TAKE IT BACK!
Alternative Angel: NEVER! And just for that you have to play strip poker in human form!
Kyuubi: (Growls) Fine! But your playing too!
Alternative Angel: (Sweat drop) Crap!
Emofairy: Hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi!
Emofairy: Every girl set their hair on fire!
Girls: WHAT!
Cat: Hehehehe! I can't do that cos my cat ears will singe off! AND I LIKE MY EARS!
Everyone: Ok…
Cat: (Smiles sweetly)
Every girl set their hair on fire and run around screaming.
Emofairy: Quick girls! Run in here! (She directs them into the closet) Queue sound effects!
The grudge sound effects go off in the closet.
Girls: (Scream like crazy)
Emofairy: YAY! (Glomps Shino) I still love you Shino!
Hidan'sGirl247: hi everyone! Look Zakuro is 13!
Everyone: 0.0 That was fast!
Zakuro: Hi! (starts looking at all the guys in the room) I wanna boyfriend!
Hidan'sGirl247: (Sighs) Typical teen!
Angel: MY TURN!
Sasuke: (comes out of closet with Orochimaru, who is holding a baby) Stop shouting you cranky fat bitch.
Angel: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! (Grabs a mallet and hits him with it, sending him flying)
Itachi: Nice!
Angel: Now Ino! You must be Naruto's slave! And Sasuke dye your hair neon green with pink highlights!
Ino: (sighs)
Sasuke: (mumbles angry things, and dyes his hair neon green with pink highlights)
Angel: Naruto you can be the godfather
Naruto: YAY!
Angel: Cat you can be the godmother!
Cat: YAY!
Angel: Everyone! I'm having twins! Boy and a girl! Their names will be Ai and Kouken.
Tenten: When are they due?
Angel: (looks about watch) Oh looks like about right now!
Itachi: 0.0! OH NO! (rushes her to doctors)
Everyone: 0.0
Cat: Ok…Next darer your up!
Sonar: Yes! Now first off Shino someone compared you to an afro tree once on deviant art.
Shino: good for them…
Sonar: Now laugh! Cos your laugh is cool!
Shino: (Sighs and starts laughing)
Sonar: Ino! Throw a cat at Sasuke's face.
Cookie: (Appears) Throw me! Throw me!
Ino: (Shrugs and throws Cookie at Sasuke)
Cookie: (Smiles and scratches his face) Hehehehe!
In his anger Sasuke kicked Cookie and sent him crashing into the wall.
Cat: (Gasp) Cookie! (drops cards and runs over to Cookie) Are you ok?
Cookie: …
Cat: oh shit! SASUKE! What the hell was that for!
Sasuke: He scratched me!
Cat: Oh boo hoo! You have suffered a lot worse, you'd better hope Cookie isn't dead or you will be! (picks up cookie) I'll be back in a sec, just taking Cookie to the emergency room. (exits room)
Tasha: Poor Cookie…
Sonar: Well next dare, Kakashi make out with your books!
Kakashi: ok…Oh my precious books! (Hugging them and kissing them, while everyone sat around him moves away)
Sonar: Tobi, how was your time in the closet with Anko, Kakashi and Ibiki?
Tobi: Scary…
Sonar: I bet it was…now Kiba act Emo.
Kiba: Ok…(dresses up a bit like Sasuke)
Sasuke: oh ha ha!
Everyone: SHUT UP! (hit him)
Sonar: Now sing off key in Orochimaru's ear who let the dogs out!
Kiba: yes! (in Orochimaru's ear) WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Everyone laughs when Kiba's done Kira fox makes out with him.
Shkmaru15: Hi everyone! Now I want to do this! (Kills Orochimaru, and takes off his ring)
Everyone gasps
Shkmaru15: Now Tsunade (teaches Tsunade a technique) use it
Tsunade: (Heals Orochimaru)
Shkmaru15: I'M THE TENTH MEMBER! WHOO! Now I dare Jaraiya to write the third book, and wave it in front of Kakashi, Cos he is not aloud to read it!
Kakashi: (Cries)
Jaraiya: Ok….(Starts writing, finishes, then waves in front of Kakashi)
Kakashi: (tries to grab it)
Shkmaru15: Now I want Deidara to sculpt a statue of me and Fridgesan beating up Sasuke and Sakura.
Deidara: It will be my finest art yet!
Tasha: Doubt it!
Deidara: yeah your right! (He makes the sculpture)
Shkmaru15: Very nice! Now Sasori make a puppet of me, and Sai paint me!
Sasori: ok…(Makes a puppet of shkmaru15)
Sai: (paints a picture) Nice?
Shkmaru15: Perfect! Now Sasuke, I hate you….
Sasuke: oh so surprising!
Shkmaru15: But it must be difficult enduring fan girls like Sakura and Ino. So I'll give you three gifts. One is a box full of poisonous snakes, another is a box of acid. And finally you can do whatever you want with to Sakura and Ino with these three gifts.
Sasuke: Thank you! (tortures the two with these things)
Shkmaru15: Now…hey Temari, how you doing?
Temari: Ok…why?
Shkmaru15: wanna go out?
Temari: SURE!
Narutofan221: Hidan you can turn back into a guy.
Hidan: yes! (turns back) WHOO!
Narutofan221: Now get in the closet with Kakuzu!
Hidan: (Sighs)
Kakuzu: (Drags him in the closet)
Narutofan221: I want Naruto and EDS to fight!
EDS/Naruto: SAY WHAT!
They both look at each other, gulp and start fighting, but making sure that they don't hurt each other.
Jake: Yeah I'm just gonna check on Cat. (gets up and leaves)
Taylor: Cookie better be ok OR YOU HAVE HAD IT! (points to Sasuke with eyes on fire)
Gaara: calm down…(Kisses her)
Taylor: Ok…
Narutofan221: Now I dare Skye Sasuke to wear a shirt saying I hate Sasuke.
Skye Sasuke: Ok…(Puts on shirt)
Sasuke: (jaw hit's the ground)
Sasori/Naruto: HA HA!
Sasuke: Grr! (all three start fighting again)
Skye Sasuke: (Giggles and kisses Naruto)
Sasuke/Sasori: THAT'S IT! (start fighting)
Neji: (Holding Hinata back) Hinata calm down! Its ok!
Skye Sasuke: Konan kiss Hidan.
Konan: WHAT!
Hidan: (runs out of closet kisses Konan and runs back in)
Tasha: Ok…Well I think that's everyone. Wait where's Kiki?
Lee: Um…(Blushes)
Tasha: Lee where is she?
Lee: I kinda tied her up in the closet so I could go there after the chapter (Smiles)
Tasha: Oh ok then
Jake: (Comes running in) TAKE COVER!
Everyone: Why?
Cat: (Bursts in all savage) SASUKE!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: 0.0
Cat: YOU BROKE COOKIE'S RIBS!!!
Tasha: er we'd better go now! Some of things she might do, might not be pretty. Keep the dares coming!
Taylor: and stay tuned next time, where Angel returns with her twins. And Wait I shouldn't be telling you FIND OUT YOURSELVES! Bye
