Hi everyone sorry its been such a long time since i have updated. and sorry if i havent done everyones dares. i didnt have enough time you see. Enjoy
Chapter 41
Everyone is in a camp on the shore base of Russia.
Naruto: How the hell did we end up here?
Sasuke: Who cares! FREEDOM! (runs but crashes into barrier)
Fridgesan: I don't think so! (smacks him round the head with his M4 carbine)
Cat: (appears with rest of darers) HA! didn't see that coming did ya?
Tasha: Yeah! Wow this must explain why I took you so long to update.
Cat: huh?
Tasha: Getting them all here…
Cat: That took me half a day.
Tasha: -.- then why did it take you so long to update?
Cat: (shrugs) I dunno…
Tasha: (Sighs)
Taylor: Hello! We have dares!
Cat: Oh yeah, who's first out of my group of Sasuke hating friends?
Shkmaru15: Me…now Sasuke, last time, was a one time thing, and this time I'm not gonna be nice to you (beats up Sasuke)
Cat: Nice!…oh by the way, how was your date with Temari?
Shkmaru15: Great thanks…
Cat: Good…
Shkmaru15: Now (pushes Naruto and Hinata into closet…that's randomly built there) also I wanna read the Icha, Icha books. They cant be as bad as they make out. (sits down and starts reading them)
Cat: Alright thanks shkmaru15 who's next?
Kira-fox: I'm next…and I dare Rock Lee and Kiba to get married.
Kiba/lee: SAY WHAT!
Kiba: But Kira-fox…I love you (makes out with her)
Everyone: Aww!
Kira-Fox: hehe! Oh Sakura kiss Shino.
Shino: kill me now…
Sakura: Oh ha ha! (kisses Shino)
Shino: Help! I've been poisoned with Sakura germs!
GG: Hi everyone, (brings a wheelbarrow filled with violent weapons) Lets all attack Sasuke!
Everyone grabs a weapon and charges towards Sasuke.
Sasuke: OH SHIT! (Gets beaten up)
Everyone laughs at Sasuke when they're finished.
GG: Now Cat…would you take Shine under your wing…and teach the ways of hating Sasuke?
Cat: Wow and I don't even have wings…Of course I will,
GG: Great! And Tobi you can have a cookie
Tobi: YAY! (eats it)
Tasha: Who's next?
Skye Sasuke has just taken Naruto from the closet and is walking with him. Sasuke growls and starts fighting with Naruto. Sasuke is just about to kill him when Skye Sasuke turns into a vampire and attacks Sasuke.
Skye Sasuke: Ha! Now I dare Sakura to jump into the pit of death.
Sakura: bitch…(jumps into the pit of death)
Cat: Did she just call you?…oh no she didn't! (Throws a bomb down the pit)
Everyone hears a loud explosion and a loud scream.
Skye Sasuke: Thanks…Now Sasuke, I dare you to die!
Everyone: Yay!
Cat: As great as that dare is…its not aloud, I'm sorry. But you can beat him to a pulp.
Skye Sasuke: eh close enough (Pounds the living day lights out of him) oh Cat I dare you to make out with shkmaru15
Cat: What?
Shkmaru15: What?
Cat: But he goes out with Temari…
Tasha: Cat…do it.
Cat: (sighs) sorry shkmaru15 (makes out with him)
Shkmaru15: ok then…
Tasha: aww Cat has gone all red.
Cat: What! No I have not! Who's next?
Taylor: I dare Naruto and Hinata to show us their babies.
Naruto: (goes into closet and fetches Hinata who is holding the babies)
Everyone: Aww
Oreo: I dare Taylor to take care of Cookie till he gets better,
Cat: Cookie?…Oh ok (puts hands together and summons Cookie who has a bandage all around his stomach)
Taylor: aww poor Cookie (picks him up and starts petting him)
Oreo: Now I dare EDS to watch Takara and Tao
Cat: He doesn't seem to be here yet. But he will be soon.
EDS and Kara appear all panicked.
EDS: Has anyone seen Kimi?
Everyone: no…
Suddenly 1000 ninja appear with Kimi tied up.
Ninja: Give Up and EDS and die. Or she will (holds kunai to Kimi)
Naruto: I don't think so! (the ninja have turned to see that she has already been freed by Naruto.
EDS: (gets really angry and starts to get a three tailed cloak)
Everyone except Kara: 0.0 he's a Jinchuuriki?
EDS beats the crap outta all of the ninja. And turns to see everyone shocked.
EDS: um, Don't worry…I only use that when I get mad (sweat drops)
Everyone: (sighs with relief)
Kara: Kimi what do we say to Naruto for helping you?
Kimi: Thank you uncle Naruto.
Everyone: Aww!
Naruto: hehehe I guess that makes Hinata your auntie.
Kimi: yep…(gives Naruto a hug)
Oreo: He EDS would watch Takara and Tao for me?
EDS: Sure!
Oreo: Yay thanks
Alternative Angel: (whispers) Its my turn…
Cat: Why are you whispering?
Alternative Angel: Kyuubi doesn't know where I went.
Cat: Oh…
Kyuubi: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Alternative Angel: Uh oh…quick um I dare Hinata to make out with EDS and Naruto to make out with Kara.
Their faces: 0.0 (they all shrug and make out, before switching back to their pairs)
Kyuubi: THERE YOU ARE!
Alternative Angel: 0.0
Kyuubi: If you don't wanna play anymore, then I get a dare. (turns to Cat) I dare Alternative Angel to bear me a son, named Naito.
Cat: um…ok!
Alternative Angel: great…
Tasha: Hey Cat…when is Angel due to come back?
Cat: She'll appear when she feels like it. (Cat summons a lioness) Look everyone I got a new lioness! Her name is Nala. For the obvious reason.
Taylor: Talk about random
Cat: I just remembered that's why
Angel and Itachi appear
Cat: Hi Angel!
Angel: Hi…(her and Itachi are holding two babies)
Cat: Aw! What are their names?
Itachi: This one is Kouken (a Itachi mini me, except with out the lines)
Angel: And this one Ai (a Angel mini me, both children have mini weasel ears and tails)
Everyone: AWW!
Kit: (appears) Mommy? (starts to cry)
Everyone: (tries to calm him down, and take him to a play area)
Angel: Hinata who are your top 8 in the room?
Hinata: Well…
Naruto
EDS
Kara
Kimi
Fridgesan
Tasha
Cat
All darers
Angel's pixie Candi is travelling the place, wreaking havoc. But Sasuke sees her pulling a prank on Sakura.
Sasuke: HEY SHRIMP!
Candi: Why you…(starts shouting and punching Sasuke)
Cat: Wow! Who are your pets?
Angel: Oh this silver wolf is Luna, and this black panther is Isis
Luna/Isis: Hello
Jaffa goes over and lays next to them.
Everyone: aw
Sonar: Right it is my turn now. Kiba I dare you to torment Sasuke by locking him in a room with the most annoying people.
Kiba: Got it! (pushes Sasuke in a room with Brittany spears)
Sasuke: OMG! HELP!!!!
Sonar: Now I dare Lee and Naruto to blackmail Jaraiya, Iruka, Anko and Ebisu to wear spandex suits.
Naruto/lee: Got it!
Naruto: Hey you guys! Wear the suits or we will tell everyone what you do when you are alone.
Lee: Yeah!
Their faces: 0.0 OK! (they dress up)
Everyone laughs
Sonar: Great! Now Tobi hug Ibiki
Tobi: ok…(hugs Ibiki) Tobi is a good boy.
Sonar: Shino does your afro grow every episode?
Shino: Well at least someone noticed.
Cat/Tasha: WE DID!!!
Shino: 0.0 ok…
Kagedoragon: My turn I dare Sasuke to fight all the bad guys out of Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakusho, One Piece, and Rurouni Kenshin.
Sasuke: Piece of cake (cracks knuckles)
Two minutes into the fight Sasuke is beaten up on the ground. Everyone laughs at him.
Jake: (appears) hey guys
Cat: where have you been?
Jake: sorting out stuff…like that mission Cat!
Cat: oh…yeah (sweat drops) I'll get to it
Jake: When?
Cat: (sighs) after I'm finished with this…
Jake: You'd better!
Cat: yeah, yeah anyway Emofairy your up!
Emofairy: yay!
Jake: Hey Tasha come on we're going on a date.
Tasha: ok
Deidara/Sasori: (pass out)
Emofairy: GLOMP! (she glomps Shino) I dare Cat to give Kisame soup, and make him eat it all.
Cat: Ok…here Kisame, eat all of this soup.
Kisame: (he eats it) That wasn't bad…what was it?
Cat: Shark fin soup
Kisame: (spits it all out)
Emofairy: Yay! (makes out with Shino)
Fridgesan: Its mine and Oreo's anniversary in two weeks. isn't it great?
Everyone: Yeah!
Fridgesan: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!
Everyone: What?
Fridgesan: I AM CORNHOLIO! And everyone will have Anime Night, Lineup: Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star,Mononoke-Hime, Naussicaa: Wind Warriors (Naussicaa of the Valley of Wind) anda random episode from Inuyasha.
Everyone: HORAAY!
Tasha, Jake and Katrina appear.
Tasha: Oh Cat…Katrina has some dares remember.
Cat: Ok…
Katrina: Cat you must marry Sasuke, and have his children. And you shall name your mini Sasuke's Kat and moo.
Everyone: 0.0 SAY WHAT!
Cat: OK!
Everyone: WHAT!
Cat: What? it's a dare, and I cant get out of it. (Dresses up in a black wedding dress) Lets go.
Sasuke: You…want to get married with me?
Cat: Hell no! but it's a dare…now someone marry us.
Ebisu: Sasuke do you take Cat to be your wife?
Sasuke: Not really (punched in the face)
Ebisu: Well do you Cat take Sasuke to be your…
Cat: Whatever…hurry up!
Ebisu: ok your married
Cat: great…(kicks Sasuke in the nuts) that's what I think of our relationship. (drags him into closet, drinks the child making drink, and two mini Sasuke appear with cat ears) aww! They are adorable! I'm keeping these.
Sasuke: I'm not
Cat: Good! Now beat it (whacks him with mallet)
Katrina: And…
Cat: It never ends…
Katrina: You must be tickled by everyone in this room.
Cat: 0.0.…are you having a laugh? I barely can stand one person! We're talking about a whole camp full of people here.
Tasha/Katrina: (smirks)
Cat: -.- my friends ladies and gentleman. (sighs) whatever…go ahead. (everyone tickles Cat)
Laughter fills the camp. After that everyone watches anime apart from Sasuke, Sakura and Orochimaru.
Nala: Well after that I don't think Cat will be able to stand for a while. But she wanted me to say that you may dare if you want. But it will probably wont be updated for a while. See ya.
