Chapter 3 Ginnalicious

Ginny banged her head on the table in the three broomsticks still in denial about what she pulled off in the great hall three days ago.

"Don't worry Gin. In about three more days everyone should forget that you were almost selling yourself during dinner," Sam said laying a comforting hand on Ginny's shoulder.

"Yeah well, I just wanted Harry to notice me," Ginny said letting out another groan.

"Well I think that he knows you exists," Sam said which made Ginny glare at her more, "Hey I got an idea," She started but Ginny cut her off.

"Oh no the last time you had an idea I had my heart broken by being rejected and…" Ginny said naming problem after problem.

"Ok, I had some bad judgments in the past; it doesn't mean that this plan will end up the same way." Sam said putting on a hurt face and looking at Ginny pouting.

"Oh alright what do you have in mind. It couldn't be any worse than what it is right now." Ginny said taking a swig of butter-beer. Sam smiled and whispered into her ear. Ginny had a quizzical look on her face and asked, "Do you think it would work?" Sam nodded and went over to her friend Fleur and got a bag from her.

"Ok," Sam said returning handing the bag to Ginny and wrote something on a piece of paper, "Now all you have to do is to put this on and wait behind the stage outside for someone to say this," Sam said holding out the piece of paper for her to see. Ginny nodded and went to the bathroom to change. Sam smiled and walked over to a now entering Ron.

"Ron what a pleasant surprise," Sam said putting on her best smile.

"Um you are Ginny's friend right?" Ron said in confusion

"Yes I am, but that is not the real reason I came to talk to you," Sam said still smiling and batting her eyes.

"Um what do you want me to do?" Ron said still in confusion,

"Well there is a girl that is having the most difficult trouble getting a guy to notice her, and well she wanted to sarinate all the males in Hogsmade to make him jealous. All you have to say is this small saying on this piece of paper." Sam said handing the piece of paper to Ron.

:"Um ok I will when I say it?" Ron said accepting the paper and looking it over.

"Oh well I would count down and then some music would play and then you would say it ok?" Sam said explaining leading Ron to the stage outside. Ron nodded and followed to the stage.

"Ok are you ready?" Sam said and not waiting for a reply started, "Four, tres, two, uno!" And the music started playing and Ron spoke,

Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

A voice came from backstage, and Ginny walked out singing in a low-cut sleeveless dress.

Ginnalicious definition make them boys go loco

All eyes were directed at her a Ron stood in shock, "Gggggginny what are you doing, you know mother..."

"Ron I am trying to sing here!" Ginny said continuing.


They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
you could see me, you can't squeeze me

"Darn right they can't touch you! I wouldn't let anyone get close enough to even hold hands with you! Now get down from there and we'll have a little chat with mother," Ron said getting up on the stage.

"Sorry Ron but I have to do this," Ginny said pushing him back into the alley way.


I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

"Hey Ron what is happening?" Harry said coming out of the owlery.

"Well my obviously disturbed sister is selling herself on the street," Ron said starting to shake all over. Harry laid his hand on his shoulder and replied, "I'll try and talk to her." Ron muttered something and Harry started to push is way through the crowed.

Ginnalicious (Ginnalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous

"Could have fooled me," Dean said from the ground watching her butt sway from side to side.


And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses

Ginny smiled at Dean and blew him a quick kiss in his direction. Dean started hyperventilating as he caught the kiss.

"Hey Dean so were you the ending point of that kiss?" Harry said putting his hand on Dean's shoulder.

"Yeah I am not worthy of receiving it or even breath the air that she breaths," Dean said gawking at the still dancing Ginny.

"You are so right there," Harry said punching him right in the face, knocking him down and unconscious.


That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

A line of boys started to follow behind her as she started to walk down the street.

"GINNY!! Wait up!!" Harry said trying to push through the line of boys.

"HEY GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!!" Draco said pushing Harry back as he continued to fallow Ginny.

"So delicious" The boys said almost in a trance. ("It's hot, hot" Ginny echoed them swaying from side to side)
"So delicious" ("I put them boys on rock, rock")
"So delicious" ("They wanna slice of what I got")
"Ginnalicious" The boys said pointing at Ginny who replied with a simple, "T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty"

Ginnalicious def-, Ginnalicious def-, Ginnalicious def- [def fading echo as the boys kept repeating it.

Ginnalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy ("Hey Stacy", a first year said in the background)
I'm the G to the I, N, N, the Y that's me
And can't no other lady put it down like me

"YAY NOT EVEN STACY'S MOM!!!" Another Boy cried out.

Harry finally moved to the front of the crowd only to realize that Ginny was now running, and was he was soon stampeded by a group of mad raving men, adolescent boys, and children.

I'm Ginnalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness

"Oooh wee!" the boys said keeping up with her, except for Harry who was still picking himself up from being run over by the guys.


I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Ginnalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

Ginny took off the dress to revile a sports bra and short shorts which really accented her muscular yet petite body. Some first year boys fainted( So did Ron) Some Third years thought that she had a nice body, and ,well, lets just say that the Sixth and seventh years where looking a little lower than her face.

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me

Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

"Ginny please stop. I need to talk to you!!" Harry said grabbing her on the shoulder. She shrugged it off and said "Ron I got to do what I got to do, m'kay."

"I am not Ron I am…" Harry started but was droned out by echoing boys singing.

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Ginny.

All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she

Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno

"GINNY I AM NOT RON I AM HARRY AND I WANT TO ASK YOU A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!" Harry said basically pleading and on the verge of tears. Ginny turned around and gasped out "Harry?" He nodded and smiled.

Ginny smiled back and shouted, "Ok boys you could stop," Unfortunately they weren't listening, and, picking up Ginny continued to sing.

So delicious
So delicious
So delicious
I'm Ginnalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

'PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!!" Ginny screamed, "HARRY!!!!"

Moving as quickly as he could, Harry ran toward the group and, pulling out his wand, started cursing all of the surrounding boys, who were still singing.

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the
...

Suddenly a cry came from the center of the group shouting "IMOBLIOUS!!!" and all the boys stopped moving and a frustrated Ginny came out with her wand held at the ready.

"Ginny, you are wearing even less than that sorry excuse of a dress you were wearing," Ron said covering her up with his robe, and started to lead her away, but she stopped him.

"Hold up," she said walking back to Harry, "What is it that you wanted to tell me?"

Harry's face turned pale as he finally said, "I was… um… wondering that… well maybe you would… um… want to be my girlfriend,"

Ginny's face grew teary-eyed and nodded. Harry smiled and swept her into a passionate kiss. Ron tried to look elsewhere, pretending that his best friend was NOT kissing his baby sister, and in the shadows, a still hurting Cho stood shaking and holding back tears.


A/N Hoped you liked my chapter. Sorry it took so long to update and for the long one, just was SOOOO busy with school and stuff but still. Only a few Chapters left with the Harry/Ginny so keep on reading and cough review cough. PLEASE. By the way the next chapter is My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne.

SOOOOOOOOOO…………….

BLACK OUT!!!!!

Connor A. Lupin ;D