Sorry guys it has been too long. But here it is, sorry if I didn't do all of your dares, I was kinda doing 5 things at once. But I really wanted to update another chapter so here it is. If ya don't like it then whatever, you know.

Chapter….um lost count

After a long nearly 4 month wait of promising to come back. Cat and the gang finally enter the dare room.

Cat: OH! I have a cool theme song for this room! (Starts playing the song Dare from Gorillaz) haha awesome. Anyway hello guys!

Naruto gang: (growling)

Cat: What?

Naruto: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!!!

Cat: Well see there is…a very good explanation for that….unfortunately it has escaped my mind at the moment so sit down.

Naruto: What? But you

Cat: I SAID SIT DOWN!

Naruto: (grumbles and sits) Wait why is your hair like that?

Cat: Like what? (looks up at small purple hair) Oh yeah, I'm cosplaying Noodle from Gorillaz, I have a small costume party after this so lets get on with it.

Kiba: How ya gonna to do that when ya body is half robot now?

Cat: Now Kiba, I believe the question is…how are you ever going to make love again when I'm done kicking your ass! (glaring at Kiba)

Oreo: PWNED!!!! (laughing and pointing in Kiba's face)

GG: ALRIGHT GUYS! LETS GET STARTED! I DARE!!

Sasuke: Why are you yelling?

GG: Shut up!! Oh yes for my first dare. Sakura throw Sasuke at Naruto to see how he likes it for throwing Sasuke at the random audience guy.

Sakura:….okay? (she grabs Sasuke and lobs him at Naruto who didn't see it coming)

Sasuke/Naruto: AAAAAAAHHHHH!! (both landed in position of episode 2, the horror)

(Meanwhile Sco23 was whispering something to Kiba who smirked and went to the small bar in the corner of the room to get something)

Sco23: Is it my turn now?

Cat: Looks like it, fire away.

Sco23: I dare Orochimaru to sing Invisible by Clay Aiken to Sasuke.

Orochimaru: If you insist ahem

Whatcha' doin' tonight (he sings rest of song and at the end no one but Sasuke clapped. With small tears in his eyes)

Cat: Oh god…

Sco23: Right then next dare has been taking care of (looks at all the girls rushing to the bathroom)

Kiba: (laughing while holding a box of laxative pills)

(everyone except Naruto girls laugh)

Hidan'sGirl247: My turn!! I dare Hidan and Kakuzu to make out in front of everyone.

Hidan: What! Listen bitch! I can understand making out in the closet but in front of…(Kakuzu makes out with Hidan)

Kakuzu: Complain again I'll beat the shit outta ya.

Hidan: Yes hot stuff…I-I mean Kakuzu

(everyone snickers at them)

Shkamaru15: Well now its my turn, Cat did you divorce Sasuke in the end.

Cat: Taken care of look I got pictures of it happening. (holds up pictures of beating up Sasuke with a shovel and burying him with his head sticking out of the dirt)

Everyone: Ahh okay.

Cat: Besides I'm engaged to Shikamaru now. Or so I thought apparently he wasn't ready for it. Now I'm single again.

Everyone: Awwww

Cat: Its fine, I think the robo parts freaked him in bed (smiles innocently while everyone sweat drops)

Shkamaru15: okaay, didn't need to know that but anyway my next dare is since I am now an official Akatsuki member I demand the official clothing and an Akatsuki partner.

Akatsuki: (hand him the clothing etc) We don't have a partner for you yet, we will have to recruit another member.

Shkamru15: Fine…(fascinated with new clothes while all the girls come back in holding their stomachs)

Hana-chan: YAY! My turn! Now I dare….Naruto to eat nothing but raw vegetables and nothing else.

Naruto: WHAT!!! NO WAY!

Oreo: (right in Naruto's ear) DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!

Naruto: Ahh! NO!

Oreo: Fine you leave me no choice (takes out bazooka gun) You gonna do it?

Naruto: N-N-N-No

Oreo: Wrong answer! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Cat: Wow…I think we found our new Fridgesan.

(BOOOOM)

GG: Where is Fridgesan?

Cat: He is taking down Orochimaru's lair.

Orochimaru: WHAT!

Cat: Hey its your fault for building it. Fridgesan was most pissed off when he found out he had to take down ANOTHER one.

GG: Tsk, Tsk

Naruto: (is blown up eating nothing but raw vegetables)

Oreo: Good boy

Hana-Chan: Neji, Must only wear PINK! That goes for his hair too.

Tenten: (bursts into laughter looking at Neji's facial expression)

Neji: …great (10 mins later he is wearing pink and now has pink hair)

(everyone is in hysterics)

Hana-Chan: Okay, Okay…now Deidara and Sasori go mate. Now!

Deidara: Again? (being dragged into closet by Sasori) You realise that would be our 5th time at it today (door shuts)

Hana-Chan: I'm done! (makes out with Shino)

DoomInACan: Yes! My turn!

Ino: Hey this one is new!

Cat: Yeah, a few here are.

DoomInACan: Right, well my dares are that no one can beat up Sakura unless they give her 10 dollars. And Itachi has to be tickle tortured by the girls for twice as long as he tickled them.

(Sakura's eyes lit up while Itachi broke the make out fest between him and Angel)

Itachi: Say what?…

Girls: (gather round him grinning evilly)

Itachi: …shit

Girls: (They all start tickling Itachi, while he tries and not laughs when he so clearly wants to)

Kagedoragon: Jaraiya teach Sasuke the way of the pervert.

Oreo: Pfft, he doesn't need to be taught.

Sasuke: (growls at Oreo, but then Jaraiya sits in front of him crossed legged and starts explaining the ways of a pervert)

Dattebayo1213: Whoo! I'm up! Now…I dare Shikamaru and Naruto to propose to Temari and Hinata. And they have to say yes.

Naruto: We are already married aren't we Hinata? (makes out with her)

Shikamaru: Will you marry me Temari?

Temari: Hell yeah!

Cat: Pfft, you just wait…it will be over in an hour

Dattebayo1213: Also I want Sasuke to sing to Orochimaru "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Orochimaru: OH YES!! (everyone stares at him while he sweat drops) uhh…I mean…oh god.

Sasuke: (does anything to get away from Jaraiya's teachings and begins singing to Orochimaru, who looks very turned on) Oh god your all perverts.

Cat and Darers: WHAT!!!

Sasuke: um…wait I didn't mean you guys (before he could say anything more he had the gang be the shit outta him)

Cat: How dare he say I'm a pervert. ME of all people.

Oreo: (looking through Cat's phone) Hey Cat, why do you have half naked pictures of 2D from Gorillaz all over your phone, and why does he look like he is unaware that they are being taken.

Cat: (blushes and takes phone) haha don't be stupid…of course he knows they are being taken…ahem anyway who's our last one?

Shikamaru: Ahem…

Cat: What?…You dumped me remember. What? A girl can't move on just like that (snaps fingers)

Sasusaku9895: Me next! Now I dare Shikamaru to shave his head and run around Konoha with a baby toy in his hand shouting I'M BRITTANY SPEARS!

Cat: (Hugs Sasusaku9895) This could be the start of a beautiful friendship. HAHA! DO IT SHIKAMARU!!

Shikamaru: Those robo parts have changed you women. (shaves his head and grabs the toy) here I go…see ya in about an hour (runs out screaming I'M BRITTANY SPEARS!!!)

(everyone laughs)

Cat: Well that's everyone. Sorry for Tasha and Fridgesan not being here. They were busy, you know about Fridgesan and Tasha is busy trying to conquer the world. So Bye! Bye! everyone!!

Hope you liked it, don't care if you didn't lol. I'll update soon.