Everyone soon came onto the Mystery Machine, Lu and Og were very curious about their first experience of summer camp since Mike taught them everything about being off an island life, even if Lu didn't enjoy it at first while Og would help out. Kenny looked at Jen with an eager smirk.
"May I help you?" Jen asked him.
"You got a nice set of boobs," Kenny replied. "You wanna get it on later tonight?"
"Thanks, but no thanks." Jen rolled her eyes slightly.
"You'll come around; they always do," Kenny replied before looking over to Sky and rubbed her butt. "Well, hello, gorgeous, I'm Kenny McCormick, let's go behind the bush and have a little sex."
Sky slapped Kenny before walking off with the others.
"She wants me." Kenny said.
"What did he do, Sky?" Jessie asked her big sister.
"Oh, nothing, sweetie," Sky replied. "We better just get back in the van."
"Okay, Sky." Jessie told her big sister.
"Hey, Princess, you think you got enough stuff?" Mike asked the island girl who had a lot of luggage like a city girl would.
"Well, I don't wanna be unprepared..." Lu shrugged. "I also brought Lancelot just in case I need some extra assistance."
"Of course you did." Mike deadpanned.
"By the way, who are those five people you're friends with?" Lu asked.
"Who, them?" Mike asked, gesturing to the Cartman twins and the other boys from South Park.
"Yeah, who are they?" Lu nodded.
"That's Eric and Erica Cartman, and Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick." Mike introduced.
"Sup?" Stan greeted.
"Hello, nice to meet you." Kyle added.
"What the heck are you guys doing here?" Lu asked.
"We wanted to check out Camp Little Moose," Stan replied. "We heard that our dads used to go there when they were kids."
"Is that right?" Og asked.
"Well, most of our dads." Kenny muttered about Eric and Erica's daddy issues.
"Oh, aren't those the kids whose parents are miss-" Lu was about to ask until Mike suddenly covered her mouth.
"Yes, but keep it down." Mike quietly told Lu.
"Why?" Lu whispered.
"Because it's hard on them, okay?" Mike whispered back before reminding her about something else. "Besides, I didn't talk about your mother when I came to the island."
"No, you didn't..." Lu admitted. "I wondered about Manny Wanny's mother too when I first came to visit."
"Here, Kyle, let me carry your luggage." Stan offered.
"Oh, you don't have to, Stan." Kyle replied.
"I want to." Stan told him.
"All right, everybody, let's head out!" Fred announced.
"Ladies first." Shaggy said as he opened the back door.
"You heard the man, Kyle, ladies first." Cartman smirked as he pushed the redheaded teen.
Kyle rolled his eyes at Cartman before he was forced to go in with the girls first.
"This is gonna be so exciting." Fred smiled to the others about showing them his childhood summer camp.
As Fred was driving to his childhood camp, everyone was talking to each other.
"Mike, I'd like to thank you for helping us out," Kyle told the tomboy. "If it wasn't for you, I don't think we'd survive or learn how to control our powers."
"Ah, it was nuthin'." Mike replied.
"Yes, it was, thank you for all that you've done for us." Kyle said as he then hugged her.
"Really, Kyle, no biggie, just all in a day's work." Mike smiled.
"Watch out, Mike," Cartman warned. "He's using his Jewish mind control on you just like his Jew family."
"DON'T BELITTLE MY PEOPLE, FAT ASS!" Kyle snapped. Due to his anger, roots came up from the ground, trapping the Mystery Machine.
"Kyle!" Mike warned.
"I'm sorry, Mike, but you know how I feel whenever Cartman does that." Kyle glared.
"Not my fault you were born worthless." Cartman stuck his tongue out at Kyle.
"Cartman, for once in your life, just lay off!" Stan glared.
"Of course you would side with your Jew Lover, you hippie!" Cartman glared back.
"No fighting in my van, please." Fred said as he drove them off to Camp Little Moose.
"This is going to be a long ride..." Og muttered. "I should've brought Goat, Spiney, and Ms. Pig so we could discuss for our Philosophical Meeting."
"The Jew started it." Cartman huffed.
Kyle narrow his eyes and a vine wrapped around the loudmouth teen's mouth which made him smirk in victory. Cartman muffled and struggled as they all could now relax.
"Music to my ears." Kyle beamed.
"So, where are you five from?" Daphne asked their new guests.
"South Park," Erica replied. "It was a quiet little mountain town in Colorado."
"South Park, huh?" Velma replied. "I think I've heard of that place."
"Go, Cows." Stan chuckled weakly.
"Like Wendy." Kyle smirked.
"I think we need a burning gel for that one." Kenny laughed.
"So, do your parents know that you're with us?" Daphne asked.
"Uhh..." The boys went blank once their parents were brought up.
"Yes, Daphne, they do." Mike said for the South Park boys.
"Great, just wanted to make sure." Daphne replied.
Mike nodded as Daphne then turned over before she looked to the boys.
"Should we tell your friends?" Kenny asked.
"Maybe later, they just met you guys." Mike told them.
Fred hit a pot hole which made everyone jump and Kyle landed in Stan's lap. "Sorry, guys!"
"Dang it, Freddy!" Daphne complained, not realizing that Kyle and Stan had blushed to each other.
"It's okay, no one's hurt." Mike told Daphne.
Cindy yawned as she soon fell asleep.
"I'm sorry, Stan, I swear it was an accident," Kyle told the black-haired boy. "I didn't mean to land in your lap."
"It's okay, Kyle, it's okay." Stan told him.
Kyle blushed as he laid his head on Stan's chest. Stan blushed back as he let Kyle lay against him. Kyle smiled and took a nap until they arrived.
"I know that you like him, Stan." Kenny smirked.
The van took a stop, but it wasn't to the camp yet, it was to help prepare them for the camp.
"Oh, my God, finally..." Cartman said once he was able to take off the vine.
"Shh!" Kenny shushed. "Kyle's sleeping."
Cartman mocked in a high voice before getting off the van with the others to get camping equipment.
"Is there anti-sweat repellent?" Lu asked. "Princesses don't sweat!"
"Anything you need, Stanny Boy, since you can't move from your spot?" Kenny asked the black-haired boy.
"Here, don't spend it on anything necessary like you did before." Stan told Kenny as he handed him a list of things he needed with some money.
"Hey, I was hungry." Kenny defended.
"Kenny's always hungry cuz he's poor and can't afford a microwave." Cartman mocked.
"At least I'm not a fat whale." Kenny retorted.
"Ay, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!" Cartman glared.
"Does this happen a lot?" Velma asked Mike.
"Every time, but don't worry, you'll learn to get used to it like I did." Mike reassured.
They all then went to the camping supplies store to get what they would need for Camp Little Moose.
"Hmm... Let's see... What else do I need to get?" Cindy asked herself.
Shaggy came up behind her with an ax. Cindy looked over and yelped before tucking and rolling away only for Shaggy to lower the ax onto a giant sub sandwich he had put on a tree stump.
"Whoops!" Shaggy replied. "Like, sorry, Cindy, are you all right?"
"Don't scare me like that!" Cindy gasped as she cupped her chest as her heart raced from the scare.
"Here you go, Scoob," Shaggy said as he handed his best friend his half of the sub. "An eight-inch hoagie sandwich."
"Yummy~" Scooby smiled hungrily.
"Now this is what I call camping." Shaggy smiled back.
"Hey, Eric, you want some hoagies?" Erica smirked to her twin brother.
"Ay, shut up, I got my own sub thank you very much!" Cartman huffed to his twin sister as he pulled out an oven roasted chicken sub.
"Yeah, a five dollar a thousand feet long." Erica smirked.
"AUGH!" Cartman glared and chased after his twin sister.
Erica then laughed as he was still chasing her.
"Ay, come back here, Hippopotamus!" Cartman demanded.
"Good friends." Shaggy smiled.
"Good food." Scooby smiled back.
"And best of all..." Shaggy began before he and Scooby said this at the same time. "No monsters."
Kenny was right behind them and had a mask on and raised his ax up. Shaggy and Scooby screamed to this as they thought he was a monster.
"Kenny McCormick, is that you?!" Mike glared. "You can't fool me with your hood!"
"Aw, Mike," Kenny whined as he pulled down his hood. "Why'd ya have to go and ruin my fun?"
"Because I care about ya," Mike smirked as she ruffled up his golden blonde hair. "By the way, how's Kristina?"
"Misses her uncle..." Kenny sighed. "Can't say that I blame her. Just to think it was like yesterday that we saw him every day whenever we needed him."
"So, where is she?" Mike asked.
"She said that she went to DisneyVille to hide," Kenny replied, though Erica's left eye twitched at the mention of 'Kristina'. "I think that's good for her since everything happened to innocent old South Park thanks to Dr. X."
"I hope she's all right." Mike said.
"Me too, Mike, me too," Kenny sighed. "I'm also worried about Karen too. I hope she's okay."
"Don't worry, Dexter has the entire league searching for clues about the missing people from South Park," Mike reassured. "So far, you six are the only survivors, but we're still looking for anyone else."
"Thank you, I would be devastated if anything happened to Karen..." Kenny sighed. "At least she still has her doll."
"You care about her, don't you?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, she's the only reason why I'm here." Kenny replied.
"You're a very good brother to her, Kenny... Or should I say 'Mysterion'?" Mike replied back.
"Shh..." Kenny shushed. "Don't be like your friend, Arnold."
"Don't worry," Mike replied. "Dawn, Arnold, and I are the only ones who know."
"Who said 'Mysterion'?" Cartman asked as he popped up from one of the aisles.
"I did." Mike told him.
Erica came up behind her twin brother. "Guys, don't freak out, but there's a monster coming."
"Is it Kyle's mom?" Cartman smirked.
"Look!" Erica pointed to behind the bushes.
Shaggy and Scooby yelped, but then got tangled up in their hammock.
"Don't worry, Erica; I'll protect you." Kenny promised.
"I can handle taking care of myself, thank you." Erica replied.
It turned to out to be Velma wearing a green suit.
"Sorry, guys," Velma told the others about scaring them. "I was just testing out this mosquito-proof suit. Maybe I should buy it in small."
"You guys, quit messing around!" Daphne told the others as she pushed a shopping cart. "We're to pick up supplies."
"Yeah, you know how excited Fred is about seeing his old summer camp again." Brianna added.
"I an so excited to take you guys to my old summer camp!" Fred beamed as he was all geared up.
"Like, ya don't say." Shaggy replied before chuckling with Scooby.
"You guys are gonna love being counselors and campers at Camp Little Moose!" Fred told the others. "Did I ever tell ya about the time me and Davey Reynolds tried canoeing up Schmidt's Creek without a paddle?"
"Yes..." Everyone else droned in boredom already.
"Don't care!" Cartman rudely added.
"There we were," Fred reminisced. "Ten-years-old and without a paddle."
Daphne groaned in response.
"Umm... I better go and check on Stan and Kyle in the van." Kenny decided anxiously.
"I'll go with you." Mike told Kenny.
Og seemed to be the only one interested in hearing the story while Lu looked more bored than when Queeks became their teacher for Island School.
"Okay, guys, we'll finish up here and catch up with you." Trent told Kenny and Mike.
Meanwhile, in the Mystery Machine...
Kyle yawned and woke up only to see everyone was gone. "Where is everybody?" he then asked in worry.
"They're inside the Camp City store," Stan said as he looked through the window. "I think some of them are coming back though."
Kyle noticed that he was still sitting with the raven-headed teen, and started to get up as he blushed really hard. "Uh, okay, Stan, I gotta get up now, 'cuz this is kinda awkward."
"Then why are you blushing?" Stan smirked.
"Because." Kyle replied nervously.
"Because why?" Stan asked.
"Just... Because..." Kyle stammered slightly.
"You enjoyed it, didn't you?" Stan asked.
"Well, I... You see... Oh, shut up, Stan!" Kyle replied.
Stan chuckled innocently while Kyle muttered to himself. The teens then noticed something strange and looked to see that something was moving inside of Mike's backpack.
"Stan, look." Kyle said.
"W-What's that?" Stan asked. "Does Mike have a dog?"
"I better check it out." Kyle decided.
"No, let me." Stan replied.
"Stan, you know you're not the only one with superpowers." Kyle reminded.
"Why don't we look together?" Stan suggested.
"Uh... Okay..." Kyle shrugged. "On three..."
"One..." Stan began.
"Two..." Kyle added.
"Three!" Stan and Kyle said together and opened up Mike's backpack.
Ling-Ling then popped out, yawning and rubbing his eyes.
"Whoa..." Stan replied. "Dude, that's Ling-Ling the battle monster from that reality show Drawn Together. Remember? We always watched it whenever our parents weren't home."
Ling-Ling looked up and around to Stan and Kyle. "We at Camp Little Moose yet?"
"Wow, dude, you're right." Kyle said to Stan.
"Wait a minute... You not Mike-san... You challenge against Ling-Ling in order to tell Ling-Ling what you done with Mike-san!" Ling-Ling glared.
"Um... What?" Stan asked.
Ling-Ling soon grew yellow spikes on his back and he jumped up in the air with a yell as he formed an energy ball into his hands to fight against Stan and Kyle as his theme song played in the background.
"Stan, what do we do?" Kyle asked nervously.
"Let me handle this, Kyle; I have a way with animals." Stan reminded.
"It's a battle monster." Kyle clarified.
Stan grabbed the battle monster and pet him to calm him down. Ling-Ling glared until his eyes widened and his tongue dangled out of his mouth and he began to calm down.
"Nice going, Stan," Kyle admitted. "You got him to calm down."
"I told you I could do it." Stan smiled to Kyle.
"I believed in you." Kyle replied, getting close to his face.
"Thank you." Stan replied as he then got close back to his face.
Ling-Ling looked up at the two curiously as it looked like they were going to kiss.
"Hey, dudes, we're almost-" Kenny grinned as he opened the door before he then looked to the two teens as they were in the middle of something. "Well, well, did I miss anything?"
"KENNY!" Kyle cried out.
"No, don't stop on my account, I'd prefer it to be two girls in bikinis, but, hey, beggars can't be choosers." Kenny shrugged innocently.
"Kenny..." Stan growled.
"Hey, Canine Boy, don't growl at me." Kenny replied.
"Get out!" Stan told him.
"We were just checking up on you guys." Kenny defended.
"We?" Kyle asked.
"Me and Mike." Kenny replied.
"This is an invasion of privacy, Kenny, and I don't like doing it." Mike told the blonde boy.
"Aw, come on, this is nothing compared to the time that I peeped in on their sexy shower time." Kenny replied.
"Stan, no." Kyle warned as Stan soon rolled up his sleeves which revealed to show 'tattoo's' of different canines on his arms.
"I don't care, he's dead, after all, he'll just come back tomorrow." Stan smirked. What was good about their abilities is that when Kenny would die, they would still remember the next day about him dying.
"No, Stan." Kyle told Stan.
"But you wrapped Cartman's mouth with one of your vines." Stan reminded.
"I know, but he deserved it, we actually like Kenny, remember?" Kyle reminded.
"I could go wolf or coyote on him." Stan continued.
"Stan, no." Kyle replied.
"Why not?" Stan asked.
"Or else, I'll..." Kyle said before whispering into the raven-headed teen's ear which made his eyes widen in shock.
"You wouldn't!" Stan cried out.
"Don't test me." Kyle warned.
"Fine..." Stan folded his arms in a huff. "Damn, you're hard to deal with sometimes."
"I know." Kyle laughed.
"We're done with our shopping," Mike told Kyle and Stan. "We're just waiting on the others."
"You wanna come inside then, Mike?" Stan asked.
"Sure," Mike replied and then looked to her battle monster. "Oh, Ling-Ling, you're awake."
Ling-Ling then jumped out of Stan's arms and jumped into Mike's arms, nuzzling up against her.
"Oh, is he your pet then?" Kyle asked Mike about Ling-Ling.
"You could say that," Mike replied. "We were pretty close back on Drawn Together."
"Wait, you were on Drawn Together?!" Stan asked out of shock.
"We did see a girl with short red hair who was adopted by Foxxy Love..." Kyle remembered. "Wait a minute... That was you?!"
"You got it." Mike nodded.
Stan and Kyle just looked jaw-dropped.
"All right, all right, anything you have to say, just get it out of your systems." Mike told them.
"I can't believe it!" Stan gasped. "You were on Drawn Together!"
Cartman and Erica came out of the store with bags in there hands.
"What are you gay lovers talking about now?" Cartman asked.
"You remember that show we used to watch when my parents weren't home?" Stan asked the Cartman twins. "Drawn Together?"
"Yeah, it got cancelled, which like Mom on an average Tuesday, sucks ass!" Erica complained.
"What about it?" Cartman asked before gasping. "Oh, God, are they gonna reboot it?!"
"No, no, no, Mike used to be on it!" Stan told the Cartman twins.
"Mike? Mike... Hmm..." Cartman paused to think. "All I remember is a redheaded dyke who was adopted by a whore dressed like a fox and was best friends with that Betty Boop wannabe beached whale."
"That was me, Fat Ass." Mike smirked.
"Ay!" Cartman glared. "Don't call me fat!"
"Shut it, Eric," Erica scolded her twin brother. "That was you?"
"Yep." Mike confirmed.
"Whoa..." Erica muttered. "I can't believe I didn't notice or see it before."
"Mike, Mike, Mike..." Lu sighed and rolled her eyes. "All of the attention and she never wants it, I'll happily trade with her any day, after all, I am the Princess of the Albonquetine Island!"
"Don't you dare disrespect Mike-san," Ling-Ling growled at the fat boy as yellow spikes came out of his back and he was about to summon a shadow ball to throw at Cartman. "Ling-Ling shall kill you."
"I'm not even gonna stop that one." Mike stood by to have Cartman get his commupence.
"Ay, what're you doing?!" Cartman cried out. "Mike, control your pet!"
"No." Mike replied.
"Why the hell not?!" Cartman demanded.
Mike just yawned and Ling-Ling soon chased Cartman and fought against him.
