Chapter 6: The Angels Take Over
Smackdown was in London, Ontario, Canada and "Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room looking at their pictures on the WWE website as part of the Diva Hot List.
Nicole was wearing a dark denim v-cup spaghetti strap tank top with diamond rhinestones at the front, dark denim jeans, and her hair curled. Rochelle was wearing a black pinstripe v-cup spaghetti strap tank top, black pinstripe pants, and her hair curled. And Delancey was wearing a silver vest-styled tank top, black pants with silver stripes on the legs, and her hair curled. Those were the outfits the Angels wore last week when Ulysses made his Smackdown debut.
"Wow, we look good in these pictures, don't we?" Rochelle said.
"Yeah," Nicole said.
"Speaking of pictures," Delancey said, "we got that Maxim Hot 100 photoshoot tomorrow and we're hosting the show on VH1. How exciting is that?"
"I can't believe they asked us to do that," Rochelle said. "But I'm excited and so is Dave."
"And so is John," Nicole said. "God, I remember when I was number one last year and I didn't see that coming. I enjoyed my reign and now I pass it onto Delancey."
"Thank you."
Then ECW was on and this was their 100th episode and Kelly Kelly's Expose was about to come on.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you, Kelly's Expose," Tony Chimel announced.
Then "Throw It On Me" by Timbaland featuring the Hives started playing and Kelly Kelly started dancing.
Time has come
The flyweight champion of the world
Time has come
Hey, girl
Take it to the back of the club
Don't take it the wrong way
I've been checking that ass
And if you give me the chance
I ain't gon' play
I really wanna getta know ya
That's what I told ya
Girl, you know I don't play
I wanna put it in ya OW
You better do what the song says
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
I got so many broads
White cars I can jump in two or three in the same day
And when I park my car
Soon as I walk in the spot women say (OW) they
Showin' me ...
And they callin' my name and all night ...damn babe (Shut up)
... is hatin' me
'Cause they girl wanna throw that thang on me like it's okay, girl
Then Layla interjected herself in the ring and tried to outdance Kelly.
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Girl, now, look at that ass
You probably a gold digger but I ain't Kanye
Baby girl. you on the right track
But 'cha goin' the wrong way
And when we leave out the party, baby girl
I got the game that they gon' play
And when ya wake up tomorrow
I'll be on the highway (Peace)
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Then Kelly Kelly had enough and she slapped Layla hard across the face and it broke into a catfight with Kelly Kelly taking the advantage beating on Layla. Then two referees came out trying to pry them apart and then...
"Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second," Rochelle said as she and the rest of the Angels walked down the ramp. "It's time for 'Eddie's Angels' to take over and we are taking over everything..." Then the Angels got into the ring and told the referees to leave the ring. "...starting with you, Layla."
"Layla, we are so sick of your attitude, especially towards Kelly," Delancey said. "You're supposed to be last year's Diva Search winner and instead, you're being a bitch."
"So, Layla, I guess we're just gonna have to start making sense around here from now on and give you a taste of your own medicine," Nicole said as the Angels surrounded Layla.
Then Nicole kicked Layla in the stomach and Delancey and Rochelle took her down. Then Rochelle kicked Layla out of the ring and Layla walked away holding her stomach.
"Now, as we were doing before we were so rudely interrupted," Delancey said, "Kelly, this was your thing but to make it up because of Layla, the girls and I thought if we can dance with you? You see, I used to dance with Kelly Kelly and Layla when I was on ECW and I think I still got it. Nicole and her girls from the Chain Gang Diva Squad, especially with Rochelle, did the same thing as well. So what do you say, Double K?"
"Okay!" Kelly Kelly said.
Then Delancey dropped the microphone and the girls got into position as "Throw It On Me" started playing again and "Eddie's Angels" & Kelly Kelly started dancing.
Time has come
The flyweight champion of the world
Time has come
Hey, girl
Take it to the back of the club
Don't take it the wrong way
I've been checking that ass
And if you give me the chance
I ain't gon' play
I really wanna getta know ya
That's what I told ya
Girl, you know I don't play
I wanna put it in ya OW
You better do what the song says
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
I got so many broads
White cars I can jump in two or three in the same day
And when I park my car
Soon as I walk in the spot women say (OW) they
Showin' me ...
And they callin' my name and all night ...damn babe (Shut up)
... is hatin' me
'Cause they girl wanna throw that thang on me like it's okay, girl
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Girl, now, look at that ass
You probably a gold digger but I ain't Kanye
Baby girl. you on the right track
But 'cha goin' the wrong way
And when we leave out the party, baby girl
I got the game that they gon' play
And when ya wake up tomorrow
I'll be on the highway (Peace)
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Ah, just throw it on me
Move that ass before you throw it on me
After the song ended, the pyro in the turnbuckles lighted up and the crowd cheered. "Eddie's Angels" and Kelly Kelly took a bow and then they hugged each other and left the ring and walked up the aisle waving to the fans and went to the back.
Later, Smackdown was on and "Eddie's Angels" were walking down the hallway until……
"Hey, look," Rochelle said as the Angels stared at Maryse.
The reason for it was that when Cherry was losing in her matches against Victoria and Natalya, she was distant from Deuce and Domino, her brother and boyfriend. The tag team ended up dumping Cherry and that's when Maryse stepped in.
"Well, well, well," Delancey said, "fresh meat. Shall we get her?"
"Let's," Nicole said.
Then the Angels walked towards Maryse with the fire in their eyes.
"You bitch!" Rochelle said as she pushed Maryse down on the floor.
"What is your problem?" Maryse asked.
"You know what the problem is," Delancey said, "and this is why 'Eddie's Angels' are taking over the WWE. We don't like homewreckers and Rochelle & I have with them. So did Nicole."
"And as 'Eddie's Angels,'" Nicole said as Maryse stood up, "we're gonna deal with these homewreckers starting with you."
"You aren't going to do anything," Maryse said as Nicole slapped her.
"The hell we aren't and this wouldn't be the first time you got slapped."
"We wouldn't be surprised if Cherry beat you in a match either," Rochelle said.
"Why do yourself a favor, Rochelle?" Maryse said. "Stop whoring yourself around especially when your husband is around."
Then Delancey kicked Maryse in the midsection and shoved her to the ground.
"You better watch what you say, Maryse," Delancey said.
Then the Angels walked away as Maryse laid on the ground holding her stomach.
A little later, "Eddie's Angels" entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Ulysses following them.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Ulysses and Nicole Mitchell, Delancey Scott, and the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy, 'Eddie's Angels,'" Justin Roberts announced.
Nicole was wearing a black corset top with golden ribbon at the front, blue denim jeans with a golden scarf, and her hair curled. Rochelle was wearing a golden vest-styled tank top, black pants with golden stripes on the legs, and her hair in a ponytail. And Delancey was wearing a gold and white foil criss-cross tank top, black pants, and her hair in a bun.
The Angels and Ulysses walked down the ramp as the Angels were slapping hands of the fans and Ulysses got into the ring first as Delancey got on the apron and flipped into the ring. Then Nicole did Melina's ring entrance as Rochelle went around the ring, got up on the apron and posed, and got into the ring. The girls waved to the crowd as Rochelle asked for a microphone.
"Everyone," Rochelle said, "last week, you all saw another Angel sent down from Heaven taking care of business and this is him, Ulysses."
"Now, everyone," Delancey said. "Ulysses doesn't talk much, but he's a gentle giant. But when things go wrong, really wrong, you don't want this man is your neighborhood at all."
"Since Chavo Guerrero's got his own bodyguard, Bam Neely, who we think is pretty stupid," Nicole said, "we got Ulysses and Ulysses is a much bigger man than Bam Neely."
"Hey, 'Eddie's Angels'," Vickie said as she came out from the curtain with Theodore Long following her, "you wanna make this really hard for me, don't you? Well, then, let's see how tough Ulysses really is."
Then Bam Neely and Chuck Palumbo came out from the curtain as the Angels got out of the ring and they walked down the ramp and Chuck got into the ring first before Ulysses landed a big right hand to him. Then Bam got into the ring before Ulysses gave a big boot to the face and Ulysses picked him up, lifted him up in the air, and threw him out of the ring. Then Ulysses grabbed Chuck and then darted him out of the ring and the Angels came back into the ring.
"Had enough?" Rochelle said. "You got any more suitors in the back who can take on Ulysses?"
"Whatever," Vickie said.
Then Theodore smiled as he rolled Vickie to the back and the Angels laughed as they raised each other's arm in the air along with Ulysses as Smackdown went to a commercial break.
Then it was time for the match between Dave and John Morrison.
When Smackdown began, General Manager Vickie Guerrero declared that the Undertaker would have the opportunity to regain the World Heavyweight Championship in a title match at Judgment Day. But first, to determine who his challenger would be, Vickie set up a series of five Championship Chase matches culminating in an Over-the-Top-Rope Challenge with the ultimate winner battling The Phenom for the gold at Judgment Day. So far, MVP, Matt Hardy, and Finlay advanced.
John Morrison's entrance theme played and he came out with the Miz following him. Then John took off his sunglasses and then told him to get him to the back. Then John walked down the ramp and got into the ring and he got on the turnbuckle and raised the Tag Team Title belt in the air. He got back down and Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and Rochelle got back up and the two walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Rochelle stood in the middle of the ring as Dave got on the turnbuckles raising his arms in the air and got back down and Rochelle left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Morrison tried to kick Dave but Dave backed away and Morrison kicked Dave twice no effect and Morrison ran out of the ring. Then Dave got out of the ring and as Morrison got back into the ring and Dave went on the apron as Morrison landed a forearm and Dave got back in the ring as Morrison got out of the ring again. Then Dave got of the ring chasing Morrison and Morrison leaped into the ring dropkicking Dave through the ropes and Dave came back clubbing Morrison and throwing him back into the ring. As Dave got on the apron, Morrison kicked Dave and was clubbing him and Dave shoved Morrison off as he got back in the ring. Then Dave leaped Morrison into the corner and laid the shoulderblocks into Morrison's gut and Dave whipped Morrison to the ropes but Morrison kicked him in the face.
Then Dave missed a clothesline as Morrison whipped into ropes and leaped into Dave's arms and Dave got Morrison on his shoulders before Morrison escaped and grazed Dave with a dropkick that sent him to the outside. Then Morrison got out of the ring and then from behind rammed Dave to the ring steps and Morrison got Dave on the apron and landed a right hand and also landed a kick to Dave's head. Then Morrison got back into the ring and stomped on Dave and then bounced off the ropes and landed a knee to the jaw for a two count. Morrison clubbed Dave in the back of the head and landed a neckbreaker for a two count and then Morrison got Dave in a headlock. Dave escaped and he whipped Morrison to the ropes but Morrison held on as Morrison lifted his feet to Dave and Morrison climbed up the turnbuckle and landed a missile dropkick for a two-count.
Then Morrison punched away at Dave and kicked him in the head for a two count and did his breakdance leg drop for another two count. Then Morrison got Dave in another headlock and Dave got to his feet and rammed Morrison's back in the corner and Dave charged at Morrison but Morrison got a drop toe hold sending Dave's head to the turnbuckle. Then Morrison climbed up on the turnbuckle punching Dave and then he hit a hurricanrana after Dave had him set up for a powerbomb. Then Morrison hit a clothesline and Morrison went for a leg drop but Dave countered and got a back bodydrop and splashed at Morrison in the corner. Then Dave whipped Morrison to the corner and charged into Morrison's boot and went for his springboard enzuigiri but was caught by a mid-air spear by Dave. Then Dave landed the Batista Bomb and covered for the three count and the win.
Then Rochelle got into the ring with a smile on her face and checked on Dave as he was holding his head. Then Rochelle hugged Dave and helped him to his feet and his arms were raised by Rochelle and the referee. Then Dave continued to hold his head as he was being helped out of the ring by Rochelle and as they walked up the ramp, the two turned around for a kiss as Smackdown went to a commerical break.
Later, it was time for the over the top rope challenge of the conclusion of the Championship Chase and the participants besides Dave were the Big Show, MVP, Finlay, Kane, and Matt Hardy.
The match started with Dave & Kane, MVP & Finlay, and Matt & the Big Show and MVP was laying some kicks to Finlay and a couple minutes into the match, MVP rolled out of the ring after a kick from Finlay and Finlay clubbed Kane from behind. The Big Show tried to get Matt over the top rope but Matt held onto the ropes as MVP and Finlay attacked the Big Show from behind and as MVP was clubbing Big Show, the Big Show headbutted MVP. Then Finlay and Matt had their beatdown on the Big Show but Big Show shoved them off and then Dave and Kane attacked the Big Show with right hands. Then MVP and Finlay attacked Dave as MVP headbutted Dave and Finlay tried to eliminate Matt and Matt got Finlay on his shoulders to eliminate him. MVP landed some knee drops to Dave as Finlay landed a clothesline to Matt and the Big Show landed a clothesline to Finlay and landed a huge chop to Matt.
MVP rolled out of the ring and got back in as Kane and Dave tried to eliminate the Big Show and Matt tried to eliminate Finlay. Then the Big Show powered out on Dave & Kane and he dragged Matt across the ring and he picked up Finlay to eliminate him but MVP and Dave attacked the Big Show from behind. Dave and MVP doubleteamed on the Big Show before he shoved them off and Kane landed some right hands before he was shoved off and the Big Show landed some big chops to both Finlay and Dave. The Big Show went after MVP but MVP scurried out of the ring and got back in before Finlay tried to eliminate Matt but Matt held onto the ropes. Then Finlay, Matt, Kane, and MVP all manhandled the Big Show only to be shoved off again and the Big Show headbutted Finlay and landed a clothesline to Dave, Kane, Finlay, and MVP.
Another minute into the match and the Big Show just landed a clothesline to Finlay and MVP got back into the ring after rolling out and kicked the Big Show in the back of the legs before being shoved off. Then the Big Show stood on MVP before Dave tried to eliminate him but the Big Show hit a back elbow to him & Kane and Matt tried to eliminate Finlay as MVP huddled in the corner. The Big Show headbutted Dave as MVP clubbed the Big Show in the back and ran from him out of the ring. The Big Show then landed a chop to Matt as Finlay was kicking MVP and went to eliminate him but MVP kept hanging on. Then the Big Show headbutted Kane and MVP kicked Finlay in the head and Matt attacked MVP from behind and hit his head on the turnbuckle.
Matt was hitting some right hands to MVP before Finlay attacked Matt with forearms and a couple of uppercuts and Matt hit the Side Effect on Finlay, but MVP came from behind and eliminated Matt. Then MVP kicked Finlay in the head as the Big Show headbutted Kane and splashed him in the corner and MVP laid a forearm to the Big Show before getting shoved off again. Then Dave attacked the Big Show from behind and hitting some right hands and bounced off the ropes before the Big Show got a big boot to the face. Then Finlay attacked the Big Show from behind and the Big Show headbutted Finlay as MVP got Dave in a Camel Clutch and Kane kicked MVP in the head. Then the Big Show headbutted Kane and he picked Finlay up over his head for a press-slam when Batista came and speared him. Then Finlay grabbed his shillaleigh and unloaded on everyone until Kane stopped him and kicked him in the face out of the ring being eliminated. Then Kane started laying some right hands on Dave as the Big Show stood on MVP and Kane choked Dave in the corner and Kane laid some right hands on the Big Show as MVP missed a corner kick on Dave and propelled himself out of the ring.
Then Dave speared Kane as the Big Show quickly eliminated Kane and it was down to Big Show and Dave. Dave and the Big Show circled around the ring staring at each other and Dave went behind the Big Show but Big Show hit a back elbow to Dave. Then the Big Show clubbed Dave in the back and the two traded right hands before the Big Show headbutted Dave and kicked him in the corner. The Big Show yelled at Dave to get up as Dave got under the bottom rope and hit a shoulderblock and Dave got back in the ring to hit a clothesline and he bounced off the ropes before the Big Show hit a clothesline. Then the Big Show whipped Dave to the corner and charged but Dave drop-toe holded him into the turnbuckle and Dave tried for a Batista Bomb but the Big Show picked him up and got near the ropes and Dave head-scissored Show out of the ring for the win.
Rochelle jumped up and down and she hugged Dave but……
"Wait, I have great news," Vickie said as she came out from the curtain with Theodore Long following her. "The Championship Chase is not over and the reason is I have even greater news. My fiance has just now been medically cleared. I know, isn't that great? So, Batista, you'll face Edge as the Championship Chase continues."
Then Edge rushed out to the ring as Dave was still recovering on the ring apron and Edge speared Dave and Dave hit the floor with Edge getting the win and the title shot at Judgment Day.
Rochelle was extremely pissed as Edge celebrated his win and the referee raised his arm in the air. Then Edge left the ring and walked up the ramp before a lightning bolt hit the top of the ramp into flames. Then the Undertaker's gong went off and Edge looked around in fear as Smackdown came to a close.
After Smackdown was over, "Eddie's Angels" went to look for Vickie Guerrero after Rochelle helped Dave to the locker room. When they almost reached it, they saw Vickie being helped inside her office by Theodore Long and he closed the door. Then the Angels went to the door and they heard Vickie complaining inside.
"Well, I'm not gonna let Undertaker's hocus pocus ruin our night. Edge deserves this victory. Don't you agree? I said, don't you agree? Aren't you happy for Edge?"
"I guess," Theodore said.
"Teddy, come over here." Then Theodore went closer to Vickie. "You know, I am so sick of your attitude. I mean, your smirks, your eye rolling, I am so tired of it. You need to remember that you are the assistant and you assist me and you need to help me care about the people I love. What is the hell is your problem?" Then Theodore started to walk away. "Teddy! I suggest that if you want to keep your assistant position, you turn around now. From this moment on, I expect a good attitude, smiles, and support the people that are around me. Is that understood?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Go."
Then Theodore finally left the office and noticed "Eddie's Angels."
"Come here, Teddy," Rochelle said.
Then Theodore followed "Eddie's Angels" to a secluded spot backstage.
"Are you gonna keep letting Vickie control you like that?" Rochelle said. "I don't think so. She's in a damn wheelchair and she's not even hurt and everyone knows that. You were the General Manager way before she took over and I know you have the decency to stand up to her."
"Teddy, we believe in you and you have to believe in yourself," Nicole said. "If Vickie is gonna fire you, she'll later regret it."
"You're right," Theodore said. "I just……I can't take it anymore."
"Then you have to show Vickie who's really boss," Delancey said, "and Eddie would be proud of that. You remember that last line and I don't care how this war takes because 'Eddie's Angels' will be here forever."
"Okay, I'll see you, girls," Teddy said as he walked away.
"Poor Teddy, I feel so bad for him. Let's hope our words got through to him."
"Yeah, me too," Nicole said. "So what's next?"
"I don't know, it depends," Rochelle said. "We did say we were taking over the WWE and if it's gonna make Vickie quit and get some peace around here, then that's what we're gonna do."
