Hey peeps, a friendly message from your favourite person in the universe. Yes, it is I, Kal, the one you all look up to for enlightenment, for only I can set you free of the prism that is constructed to lock you inside - Hey guys, it's...me.

So...yeah.

Plain, simple facts.

My 3rd year final exams have consumed my soul. I'm flailing my arms about in the dark waters, turning every which way in the hunt for someone to pull me out.

I'm not a very bright person - I'm sure you're all aware - so what might take others 2-3 hours every day to prepare themselves for hell that is Civil Engineering, it takes yours truly ALL FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT to get two cents worth of information that my teeny tiny brain can handle.

Whew! That felt good, to finally let out all the frustration of the past few weeks.

Now, the part I'm sure 3-4 of you're interested in - anymore than that and I'll be truly shocked, I truly expected that by this point my only audience would be an english twat who goes by the name of...you know what, I'm not gonna say who. He doesn't deserve any publicity. His head is already so far up his arse that he can only see through a filter of brown. Too nasty, well that's nothing for what's in store for you. I'm just preparing you, folks.

In all seriousness guys and gals - if there are any DM me - my exams will be done by the 9th of June. But, hopefully, I'll be able to supply you with a meaty, long, dirty, grimy, filthy...chapter.

Get your head out of the gutter you ****s. (Spoken with nothing but love).

Thanks for indulging me, all 3 of you who will read this.

Yours truly,

Kal.

P.S. Oh and Mike, since I know you will be reading this, I'll be sending you some toilet paper so you can see the world like the rest of us. It is truly a beautiful place, not just a big bag of shit. Not all the time, at least.