Chapter 14: One Way Ticket to One Night Stand

Smackdown was in Delancey's residing hometown of Colorado Springs, Colorado and on that night, Rochelle was facing Victoria in a Divas' match and Ulysses in his wrestling debut was in a handicap match against Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely.

Nicole and Rochelle were in their locker room playing cards until Delancey came in with Bobby.

"Hey, girls," Delancey said.

"Hey," Nicole and Rochelle said.

"Hey, Bobby," Nicole said as she hugged Bobby.

"Hey, Nicole," Bobby said as he pulled away. "It's good to see you. Hey, Rochelle."

"Hi, Bobby," Rochelle said.

"Nice locker room, ladies."

"Yeah, I can't believe the Board of Directors were bold enough to do this," Nicole said.

"Eddie's Angels'" locker room had a leather couch, a rack of outfits, a TV, a side table with a lamp, a screen with a few outfits hanging on the top, and posters of each Angel.

"Oh, girls, I got something to show you," Delancey said.

Then she lifted her shirt a little to reveal that she had removed her belly button piercing.

"Where is your belly button ring?" Rochelle said.

"I took it off," Delancey said. "Now that I'm a wife and mother, I gotta be more like that."

"Our little Angel is really growing up," Nicole said. "Well, I might wait another year until I decide to take mine off, but I might hurt John's feelings. Hey, Bobby, we got someone we want you to meet."

"Hey, Brittany, is he out there?" Rochelle shouted.

Then Brittany opened the door and Ulysses walked inside.

"Here he is now," Brittany said as she closed the door.

"Bobby," Delancey said, "this is Jamie Allan Williams also known as Ulysses."

"Hello," Bobby said.

Then Ulysses extended his hand and Bobby shook it.

"He doesn't talk much, does he?" Bobby said.

"No, but he will," Rochelle said. "He's a gentle giant, but don't piss him off."

"I'll try."

Then ECW was on and Delancey was walking down the hallway to a TV near the entrance to the arena to see the match between Kofi Kingston and Mike Knox. Shelton Benjamin was at the announcers' table for guest commentary.

Kofi Kingston's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He clapped his hands as pyro set off at the ramp and he walked down the ramp slapping hands of the fans and got into the ring. Then he got on the turnbuckles clapping his hands pumping up the crowd and he stared at Shelton as Mike Knox's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and he raised his arms in the air while he stared at Kofi as the referee called for the bell.

Kofi immediately kicked at Mike on the side and hit an European uppercut and Mike missed a clothesline before Kofi went to kick him again. But Mike grabbed his leg and shoved him down on the mat and charged at him but Kofi moved out of the way quickly and leaped on the top turnbuckle hitting Mike but Mike got Kofi on his shoulders and Kofi went for a roll-up but Mike grabbed Kofi by the hair and landed a hard clothesline. Mike kicked Kofi in the head and coked him on the ropes and then he bounced off the ropes and hit a knee on Kofi's back and tried for cover but Kofi was kicking out.

Kofi and Mike were trading blows for a little while and then Mike hit a double underhook suplex on Kofi and got a headlock on him and Kofi tried to escape with hits to the midsection but Mike clubbed him in the back twice. Mike got the headlock again on Kofi and Kofi once again tried to escape with hits to the midsection but Mike clubbed him in the back again and whipped him to the ropes before Kofi hit a flying forearm. Kofi bounced off the ropes again to hit another flying forearm that busted open Knox hard-way around the left eye but Mike wouldn't go down and Kofi bounced off the ropes again and Mike missed a clothesline and Kofi bounced off the ropes to hit a dropkick to Mike's face.

Kofi rammed Mike to the corner and he tried to whip Mike but Mike charged and Kofi went on the apron and lifted his legs to a back soccer kick to Mike in the face and Kofi climbed on the turnbuckle and hit a crossbody. Then Kofi nailed the Jamaican buzzsaw kick to the head for the win.

Then Shelton got into the ring as the referee raised Kofi's arm in the air and Shelton attacked Kofi from behind. Then Shelton kicked Kofi and punched him but Kofi fought back shoving Shelton and there was a brawl in the ring with Kofi on the advantage until Knox clotheslined Kofi from behind and nailed the Knox Out corkscrew facebuster on Kofi.

Then Mike left the ring as Shelton collected himself and stared at Kofi as he left the ring with a big smile while Kofi collected himself. Then Delancey ran down the ramp and attacked Shelton with a Singapore Cane several times on the back and the head. Then Delancey went around the ring and asked for a microphone and she walking back to Shelton who was lying on the ground holding his head.

"Shelton," Delancey said, "when I said I was just getting started, I meant that I was just getting started with cold, hard revenge; something I should've started when you broke my heart two years ago. Now the joke's on you."

Then Delancey got into the ring and helped Kofi up and out of the ring. Then Delancey smiled at Shelton as she and Kofi walked up the ramp and turned around to see Shelton coming to and staring at them with a cold look on his face.

Later, Smackdown was on and Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Rochelle was wearing a black fur accented chain link halter mini dress with cutouts below the bust, denim boots, and her hair curled. Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and Rochelle got back up and the two walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Then Rochelle stood in the middle of the ring as Dave got on the turnbuckles raising the arms in the air and got back down and asked for a microphone.

"Well, I don't have a lot to say as usual," Dave said, "and honestly, the time for talking is long gone; so I'm gonna make it short and sweet. If nothing else, I am a man of my word. With that being said, Sunday at One Night Stand, I going to hurt Shawn Michaels. I know some of you are gonna have a problem with that and I hope in your heart you can find some time to forgive me. But the thing with me and Shawn is going way beyond personal and after I'm done with Shawn, the winner of the TLC match, whether it'll be Edge, the Undertaker, I really don't care, is gonna have to deal..."

"Escuse me, excuse me, Batista," Vickie Guerrero said coming out from the curtain with Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. "I have something to talk about with you. Hold on, excuse me, I have something to say. It's great that you're looking at the future, but how do you know that you're even gonna be here? I mean, as Mr. McMahon stated on RAW, the draft does take place in four weeks and by the way, since when do you have the right to challenge the World Heavyweight Championship?"

"You know what?" Dave said.

"Excuse me, I'm not done yet. You say that you're a man of your word but what happens when your words don't mean a damn thing this Sunday when you fall prey to Shawn Michaels and his bag of tricks? I mean, if you lose, not only do you look bad, but all of Smackdown looks bad and as General Manager, I will look bad and I will not allow this to happen and I'm demanding..."

"You know what, Vickie? As much as you hate to hear this, this has nothing to do with you. This is not about you, this is not about RAW, it's not about Smackdown, this is not about ECW, this is about me and Shawn. So why don't you run along backstage and worry about your man, and I use that term loosely, Edge, getting drafted to RAW or ECW. Or better yet, why don't you worry about the beating he's gonna receive from the Undertaker on Sunday at One Night Stand!"

"You know what, Batista?" Curt said. "I think it's time I remind you just who you're talking to. You see this woman right here is the General Manager of Smackdown and she deserves to be treated with some respect. So why don't you just shut your mouth."

"Excuse me, why don't come on down here and make me shut my mouth?"

Then Curt and Zack walked down the ramp as Dave took his jacket and then…...

"Wait a minute, wait, wait, guys," Vickie said. "Hold on, hold on. Since when did you start ordering anyone around here? You wanna fight? You wait until I tell you when and where to do it, Batista."

Then Rochelle blew the horn.

"You know what?" Rochelle said. "I think it's time all three of you shut up and the next person out of you three says a word, I'll blow this horn. Now as for you, Vickie, my husband has the right to challenge the World Heavyweight Championship whenever he wants to and he can order anyone around here to fight when he wants to. Now Curt, who the hell do you think you are telling my husband to shut up? May I remind you just who it is you're talking to is my man, and I use that term loosely, Batista, my husband, the soon-to-be four-time World Heavyweight Champion and a man who will hurt Shawn Michaels at One Night Stand on Sunday. So why don't you just shut up."

"Okay, let's be fair about this," Vickie said. "Hawkins and Ryder are apart of my larger family, so let's have ourselves a tag team match. Tonight, it will be Hawkins & Ryder versus you, Batista and anyone that wants to volunteer to be your partner, except Ulysses."

"You're lucky tonight, Vickie, that I'm not exposing for my husband not picking Ulysses as his partner, but next time, you won't be so lucky."

Rochelle and Dave smiled in the ring still looking at Vickie, Curt, and Zack as Smackdown went a commercial break.

A little later, "Eddie's Angels" were in their locker room as Rochelle was getting ready for her Divas' match against Victoria when Dave walked in.

"Hey, Dave," Nicole and Delancey said.

"Hey, ladies," Dave said. "So what's up?"

"Okay, all I want is your opinion on my new wrestling attire," Rochelle said.

"Okay."

Dave took Rochelle by her hand and twirled her around as she modeled her pink bustier, black see-through attached top, denim mini-miniskirt, and black stockings.

"I gotta say," Dave said. "You look really, really hot. This outfit really shows your curves very well."

"Thank you, Nicole designed this for me," Rochelle said.

"Nicole, you are a genius!"

"Thank you, Dave," Nicole said.

"Well, good luck on your match and I'll see you girls in a little while."

"See ya, Dave," Delancey said.

Then Dave left 'Eddie's Angels' locker room as the Angels smiled and giggled.

A little later, it was time for the Divas match which was Rochelle versus Victoria. Victoria's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Natayla following her.

"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by Natalya, from Los Angeles, California, Victoria."

Victoria and Natalya gave each other a double high five and they walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Victoria climbed on the ropes and stared at the crowd and she got back down as Rochelle's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole and Delancey following her.

"And her opponent being accompanied by Nicole Mitchell and Delancey Scott, representing 'Eddie's Angels' from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the WWE's Women Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Justin announced.

Nicole was wearing a black triangular high midriff tank top with a picture of a bulldog on it and showing a little of her denim bustier, denim jeans, a black headband with a picture of a bulldog on it, black hand warmers, and her hair straight. Delancey was wearing a black strapless pin tuck wrap tube top with rhinestone edges, denim jeans, and her hair curled.

Rochelle raised her Women's Title belt in the air and then the Angels walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and Nicole & Delancey got into the ring as Rochelle went around the ring and she jumped up on the apron, stood up, and flipped her hair backwards. Then she got in the ring and Rochelle stared at Victoria as she got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her title belt in the air. Rochelle got back down and gave Nicole and Delancey a high five and they left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Rochelle stormed the ring and attacked Victoria pulling her back into the ring and clubbing her in the back and punching her. Then Rochelle hits Victoria's head to the turnbuckle and whipped her to the corner before splashing her. Then Rochelle nailed a clothesline and continued to club Victoria and kicking her. Then she tossed Victoria down as Rochelle continued to choke and beat up Victoria before Natalya climbed on the apron and Rochelle chased her out of the ring and into the ring leading to Victoria landing a clothesline. Then Victoria bounced Rochelle's head onto the mat several times and kicked her in the corner and Victoria whipped Rochelle to the corner before she charged into a back elbow.

Then Victoria got a scissors kick for a two count and then Victoria got a couple of forearms and bounced off the ropes before Rochelle came back with a fallaway slam and Victoria missed a clothesline as Rochelle got a few clotheslines and Rochelle made a comeback with forearm blows before landing a big boot for a nearfall. Then Natalya climbed on the apron and Rochelle knocked Natalya off the apron and Victoria went for the attack before Rochelle rolled up Victoria for another two count and then Rochelle kicked Victoria in the midsection and went for the Stairway to Heaven but Victoria got a knee to the face. Then she went to whip Rochelle but Rochelle reversed and Natalya then sprayed Victoria in the face with hairspray allowing Rochelle to drop her with the Stairway to Heaven for the pin and the win.

"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion Rochelle Kennedy," Justin announced.

Then Nicole and Delancey got into the ring and they raised Rochelle's arms in the air along with the referee as Natayla pulled Victoria out of the ring. Then Rochelle asked for a microphone and said,

"Vickie, you can try all you want to send any Diva after us individually or as 'Eddie's Angels', but the fact of the matter is, 'Eddie's Angels' will not be destroyed."

Then Rochelle dropped the microphone and she, Nicole, and Delancey left the ring and the Angels slapped hands with the fans on the way up the ramp as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

A little later, it was time for the tag team match between Dave and a partner of his choice against Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder.

Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Dave did his thing with the pyro and he walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Then Dave got on the turnbuckles raising the arms in the air and got back down.

"And his tag team partner……" Justin Roberts announced as Dave took the microphone from him.

"I don't need a partner," Dave said as he threw the microphone back to Justin.

Then Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins' entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Vickie Guerrero following them. The two walked down the ramp and Curt & Zack got on the apron and they raised their arms in the air.

"Uh, Dave, excuse me, Batista, where's your partner at?" Vickie said. "Do you have a partner? No partner? Well, then it looks like it's gonna be a handicap match."

"I don't think you were paying attention," Dave said. "I said I don't need a partner. I didn't say I don't have one."

Then the Big Show's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain as Vickie was grinning her teeth. Then the Big Show wheeled Vickie to the back as Dave and Rochelle waved goodbye as Curt and Zack walked up the ramp and the Big Show came back out from the curtain. Then Curt and Zack ran down the ramp as the Big Show was walking down the ramp and he got in the ring and he & Dave shook hands and hugged each other. Then the Big Show left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Dave and Curt circled around the ring and he immediately went behind Dave with a wristlock and then got a headlock as Dave pushed him to the ropes and missed a clothesline. Then Curt was punching Dave and then he bounced off the ropes before Dave hit a back elbow and then Dave bounced off the ropes and kicked Curt in the head. Then Dave bounced off the ropes again and hit a double elbow drop on Curt and then Dave got Curt on his shoulder and rammed Curt to the turnbuckles before hitting a few shoulderblocks.

Then Dave was choking Curt and landed a big chop to the chest and then he tagged in Big Show and Big Show told the crowd to be quiet and he got a big chop to Curt's chest and Curt made the tag to Zack. Curt was taking a breather as Zack argued with him and then Big Show pulled Zack in the ring by his head and landed another chop to Zack's chest and Big Show headbutted Zack. Then Big Show made the tag to Dave as Big Show choked Zack in the corner and Dave hit Zack in the midsection and then Zack hit a forearm to Dave and ran to the ropes before he kicked him in the midsection.

Then Dave chased Zack out of the ring and back in the ring as Zack tagged in Curt and Zack ran to the ropes as Dave continued chasing him and Curt attacked Dave from behind. Curt continued beating on Dave and hit some shoulderblocks before he made the tag to Zack and then Zack kicked Dave in the midsection and choked before the clean break and Dave was attacking Curt on the apron and then Dave kicked Zack in the midsection and whipped in the corner before he hit a clothesline.

Then Dave whipped Zack to the corner hitting his back and Dave hit a hard clothesline before he hit a powerslam and he whipped Zack to the ropes and Zack kicked Dave in the face before Curt clubbed him from behind and Dave knocked him off the apron. Then Zack charged at Dave before Dave hit a spinebuster and then he set up for the Batista Bomb as the Big Show got into the ring and got Curt by the neck as he leaped from the top turnbuckle and Dave hit the Batista Bomb and Big Show hit the chokeslam at the same time on Zack & Curt and Dave covered for the win.

Then the referee raised Dave and the Big Show's arms in the air and Dave & the Big Show hugged each other as "Eddie's Angels" came out from the curtain with Vickie Guerrero.

Vickie had on a pink wig on with clown make-up on and she was tied to the wheelchair. Then Rochelle took off the tape Vickie had on her mouth and she smiled at she patted on Vickie's shoulder. It appeared the Angels decided to mess with Vickie after the Big Show wheeled her to the back.

The Angels walked down the ramp and got into the ring as Rochelle hugged Dave and Nicole & Delancey hugged the Big Show and then the Big Show applauded Dave's work in the ring as Dave looked at Curt and mocked him. Then the Big Show patted on Zack's chest and then he, Dave, and the Angels left the ring and they walked up the ramp and laughed at Vickie. Then the group turned around and raised each other's arms in the air as Smackdown went to a commercial break.

Later, "Eddie's Angels" were with Cherry in the trainer room was getting looked at by a trainer.

"Cherry, you are healing so I think everything is going to be okay."

"Okay, thanks." Then Maryse barged in. "What are you doing here?"

"You're not the only one who needs attention," Maryse said. "Um, I need you to look at my ankle; really, really hurt."

"When did you hurt it?" The trainer said.

"Um, I think I hurt it last week in the ring...kicking Cherry's face."

Then Delancey pulled Maryse by the hair and said,

"Maybe I should break that ankle if you mess with Cherry again."

Then Delancey shoved Maryse out of the trainer's room making her fall to the ground and Cherry & the Angels smiled.

A little later, it was time for the handicap match which was Ulysses versus Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely. "Eddie's Angels" entrance theme played and they came out from the curtain with Ulysses following them.

"The following is a handicap match scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first being accompanied by 'Eddie's Angels,' from Minneapolis, Minnesota standing over seven feet tall, weighing at 460 pounds, Ulysses."

The Angels and Ulysses walked down the ramp as the Angels were slapping hands of the fans and Ulysses got into the ring first as Delancey got on the apron and flipped into the ring. Then Nicole did Melina's ring entrance as Rochelle went around the ring, got up on the apron and posed, and got into the ring. The Angels stood next to Ulysses as he raised his arms in the air and Chavo Guerrero's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Bam Neely following him.

"And his opponents, the team of Bam Neely and Chavo Guerrero," Justin announced.

Chavo and Bam walked down the ramp and got into the ring and Chavo was talking trash to "Eddie's Angels" as Ulysses spooked him a little. Then the Angels and Bam left the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Chavo immediately kicked and punched away at Ulysses to no avail and then Ulysses tossed Chavo to the ropes and Chavo went around Ulysses and Chavo bounced off the ropes before Ulysses grabbed him by the head and tossed Chavo down on the mat. Then Chavo made the tag to Bam and Ulysses missed a clothesline as Bam was clubbing Ulysses in the back to no avail and Ulysses hit a hard elbow to the head and nailed a huge boot to the face. Then Ulysses hit Bam's head on the turnbuckle and got a corner foot choke as Chavo attacked Ulysses from behind and he & Bam doubleteammed on Ulysses before Ulysses shoved them both off and Ulysses landed a huge right hand to Chavo. Then Ulysses grabbed Bam and landed his finishing move, the Trojan Horse, a vertical suplex chokeslam, and he did the same thing to Chavo and covered Bam for a cover and the win.

"Here is your winner, Ulysses," Justin announced.

"Eddie's Angels" got into the ring and they applauded Ulysses' work in the ring and they raised his arms in the air. Then they looked down at Chavo & Bam and blew the kiss of death at them as they and Ulysses left the ring leaving Chavo and Bam lying on the ground.