Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby

this is meant to be funny.

Disclaimer: not owned, just adored

Warnings: not Ruby bashing, swear word/s other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.

Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.

All Dean could think was that the crazy-assed demon had struck him blind.

"Hey Cas, you still there?"

"Yes Dean, I'm here."

"What the fuck did that guy hit us with."

"He was a much more powerful demon than I was expecting, he seems to have cursed us."

"Are we blind?"

"No, I didn't hear all of it, but there was nothing mentioning blindness."

"So, why can't I see."

"I'm not sure."

Dean heard a distinctive rumbling purr.

"Sam's here, maybe he can give us an idea."

"Let's wait until he's in the room, we don't want to draw attention if that demon is still here."

"Good idea, I'm useless if I can't see anything."

After a few moments they heard footsteps, Then Sam was calling him, They both found themselves struggling against something holding them down, suddenly the weight was gone and there was Sam.... a very large Sam pointing a gun at him.

"Sam?" Dean tried to say, what came out was "MEW."

"What is going on here, fuck, I'm a cat." this revelation came out as a very loud "MEOW"

"He looked up at the suddenly massive Sammy as he called out to Ruby, something about checking Castiel, clearly something had taken Ruby by surprise, after Sam had wrapped him securely in his leather jacket, Dean peered out through the folds. he heard Sam and Ruby's conversation.

"Are those...."

"Yep."

"Your sure."

"Yep."

"Wow."

"I know."

"Cas, Dude, your wings are showing."

"I am well aware of that, I can't hide them in this unusual form."

"So how did an angel get changed by a curse, I thought you guys where immune or something."

"It was a very powerful demon that cursed us, and I was a little distracted."

"Distracted, how?"

"mumble."

"What was that?"

"I itched."

"you itched."

"It's that new laundry powder I'm using, I'm not allowed to get a different one until this one's finished."

"Why not?"

"Father dislikes waste, although with these consequences, he might change his mind, just this once."

TBC