Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby
this is meant to be funny.
Disclaimer: not owned, just adored
Warnings: not Ruby bashing, other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.
Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.
It took Sam and Ruby nearly an hour to get The two Kittenified members of their group into the Impala, First Castiel refused to let Ruby pick him up, then Dean got tangled in the jacket Sam was using to carry him, which prompted Castiel to climb Sam's pants in an attempt to assist his earthly charge, an effort that left scratches all up Sam's leg, finally making it, Castiel proceeded to get just as tangled as Dean, that debacle took half an hour as Sam tried to untangle them, as they tried to untangle themselves, which as people know, usually leads to more tangling.
Finally free, Dean proceeded to climb down Sam's other leg, before crossing over and Clawing his way up Ruby's leg, An act which left her confused, she knew Dean and Castiel had accepted her, but she didn't think either of them liked her very much.
"Dean is usually friendly once he's begun to trust someone."
"Your saying he trusts me?"
"Well, yeah, he hasn't tried to kill you lately, has He?"
"No, I just thought he was doing it for you."
"Dean is overprotective, that means that if he didn't trust you, he'd wait till I was away, then kill you."
"Ok, that still doesn't explain why he came over."
"Well, Castiel seems to like me more than he likes you, and Dean would know I can't carry both of them, so he moved to you."
"Right, got it, should we go to the car."
Another half-hour was wasted trying to get Dean out of the driver's seat.
"Dean you can't drive a car at the moment."
"MRROW."
"Don't argue with me, your too small."
"HISSS."
"Dammit, that's not a jab at your height."
"MEOW."
"Dean, your a cat, cats can't drive, Castiel, what are you doing, go in the back."
"RRROOWWW"
"I don't care if you don't want to sit with Ruby, get in the back."
Castiel and Dean continued to ignore Sam's attempts to get them to move, at least until Cas's protective habits kicked in.
"MEOW!!!"
Sam looked up to see what Dean was complaining about now, he got the most outrageous picture, Castiel was pinning Dean down, while he proceeded to bath him, an act which Dean found embarrassing, even if he was a kitten.
"Mew."
If Castiel thought that was going to calm Dean down, he was wrong.
"HISSS"
*Whack*
Castiel tumbled off the seat.
"MRRROW."
"Meow."
Sam still couldn't get over how Dean could look pissed off and apologetic at the same time, he was never able to manage it.
Finally getting both kittens in the back with Ruby, Sam turned to her.
"So, Bobby?"
"Bobby would be best."
"MRREEOOW."
"It doesn't matter how embarrassing it is, Bobby is the best option Dean."
"Meow."
