Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby

this is meant to be funny.

Disclaimer: not owned, just adored

Warnings: not Ruby bashing, swear word/s other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.

Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.

"I don't like her."

"Come on Cas, you said it yourself she is trying to do the right thing."

"I know I said that Dean, but there is no way I'm letting her pick me up."

"Alright, I'll let her carry me, and Sam can carry you."

"That is acceptable."

"Ok, I just need to get out of this..... Fuck.... Cas......I can't get out."

"I'm coming Dean."

"Uhm Cas, why is Sam so tense all of a sudden."

"In order for me to help you I have to get to you, these sharp implements attached to my hands and feet are quite useful."

"Cas, are you Climbing Mount Sammy."

"I believe that was what I said."

"Ok just hurry up."

Castiel finished his climb up Sam's leg and wriggled his way into the Jacket with Dean.

"Ok....no.... maybe this way, would you tell your brother we don't need assistance."

"Excuse me, in case you haven't noticed, I'm a cat, I doubt he can understand what I'm saying."

"Fine." Castiel sounded put upon.

It took the two kittenified demon hunters, nearly half an hour to get free.

"Ok, now, how do I get down."

"The same way I came up."

"Alright, which leg did you use to get up?"

"The left one, why do you ask?"

"Because if I go down the right one, it won't hurt Sam as much."

"Good Point...... How are you doing?"

"It's a lot harder to go down something face first, than it is to go up.....Ok, I'm down."

Dean walked over to Ruby and sat down in front of her.

"Cas.....She's not picking me up."

"So, I climbed Mount Sammy, now you have to Climb Mount Ruby."

"Cas....did you just make a joke?"

"No, I simply pointed out the obvious solution."

"You made a joke though, I can tell....you do have a point though."

Readying his claws, Dean started to climb, luckily for him, Ruby had frozen as soon as he'd attached himself to her pants, It took him a few moments to get to her top.

"Ok Ruby, it's not that hard, reach out your hands a little."

"I thought you said they couldn't understand us Dean."

"They can't."

"So, why are you talking to her?"

"It makes me more comfortable.....Finally."

Settling himself in Ruby's arms, he felt her move, he drowsed lightly until they got to the Impala.

"Hello baby."

Jumping out of the hands holding him, Dean headed straight for the driver's seat, I took him a while to realise Sam was talking to him.

"Dean you can't drive a car at the moment."

"Of course not Sammy."

"Don't argue with me, your too small."

"For fuck sake, I'm not stupid Sammy."

"Dammit, that's not a jab at your height."

"I just want to make sure she's alright...... Hey Cas"

"Dean, your a cat, cats can't drive, Castiel, what are you doing, go in the back."

"I don't care if you don't want to sit with Ruby, get in the back."

"Why does he think I have a problem with sitting with Ruby, I just didn't want to be carried by her....you have dirt on you"

Ignoring Sam for now, Castiel held Dean still, and started licking his fur.

"Dammit Cas, what the hell are you doing!!!"

"Your fur is absolutely filthy."

"If you don't stop that right this second....."

"Just give me a minute."

Dean couldn't stand it anymore, like lightning, he lashed out, and was rather surprised to see Castiel tumble from the seat.

"Shit, Sorry Cas."

"It's fine Dean, it appears my more protective instincts rule this form a lot more than they do my original."

"You have protective instincts....towards me."

"I dragged you from hell, that tends to bond people."

"Ohhhhh, wait what's that Sam's saying about Bobby."

"It appears that's who we're going to see about our new, status."

"No way, I don't want Bobby to see me like this."

Hearing Dean's protest, Sam turned around.

"It doesn't matter how embarrassing it is, Bobby is the best option Dean."

"I know, I know, he's gonna rib me about this for years."

TBC