NOTE: Again, I wanna say I'm sorry for the huge delay of this story because my computer was down but it's now working for the time being; and I've been going over huge ideas for the story, so bare with me and please review!

Chapter 16: One Night Stand

One Night Stand was in San Diego, California, Rey Mysterio's hometown, and the Angels were gathering everybody in their locker room because Delancey had the tape of them on VH1's Maxim Hot 100.

The last one to arrive in the locker room was Ulysses.

"Alright, Ulysses, you can stand over there," Delancey said as she lead Ulysses next to the leather sofa. "Alright, you guys. You ready?"

"Yeah," everybody else said.

Then Delancey put the tape in the VCR and pressed play. She sat down next to Nicole and the TV showed VH1's Maxim Hot 100 List with "Eddie's Angels" appearing.

Rochelle: Welcome back to VH1's Maxim Hot 100. As you know, we're 'Eddie's Angels' from the WWE. I'm Rochelle Kennedy.

Delancey: I'm Delancey Scott.

Nicole: I'm Nicole Mitchell.

Rochelle: As we are now in the top ten of the list and going on, keep your eyes open on numbers seven and five because there are two girls that you know really, really well.

Announcer: She's now at the top of WWE's Smackdown territory as the Women's Champion and still undefeated, coming in at number seven, it's the conservative turned sexy biker chick, Rochelle Kennedy.

Rochelle: I'm back for my second year on the at lucky number seven.

(Since winning the Women's Championship at Wrestlemania 24, how did you treat yourself?)

Rochelle: Well, two days later after I won the title at Wrestlemania 24, I got a new piercing on the left lower side of my lip, four new tattoos which are Chinese symbols, two on each foot meaning "Angel," "beauty," "courage," and "friendship," and my husband Dave Batista gave me a new motorcycle. It's black and custom-made with a purple skull & crossbones to a row a butterflies and roses to the ocean because Dave knows I love the beach and I'm Florida where Wrestlemania 24 was.

(Crossing over to movies and music?)

Rochelle: That's still up in the air although I have sung with Nicole on her album and I haven't done any movies yet; so that I might happen to do sometime in 2009. I'm actually guest starring on "Smallville" in the next season; I play this character named Atalanta and she is…….can I say superbitch? I can? Okay, Atalanta is a superbitch because she carries a gun, she'll kill anybody, and she can fight guys. She actually has superstrength and…….I would like to fight her Atalanta if I can.

(Who is a better dresser: Ric Flair or Batista?)

Rochelle: Oh, my God, why did you have to ask me that question? Okay, let me see, Ric Flair, always styling and profiling in suits and my husband, one minute, he's wearing suits and the next, he's wearing wife beaters, and jeans, and leather vests, and leather jackets, and sunglasses. Sorry, Naitch, my husband's a better dresser.

(One Diva you haven't beaten in the WWE?)

Rochelle: Well, I would've loved to wrestle against Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson; also Candice Michelle and I think I haven't faced Kelly Kelly in a singles match. I guest I am that one Diva that is still undefeated.

Announcer: Undefeated indeed and no other Diva would want to face this Superdiva as the stands finally as the Women's Champion. She's Rochelle Kennedy at lucky number seven.

Announcer: She's the next Trish Stratus with three Women's Championship reigns, a slew of magazine covers, two hit albums, and a movie coming out in the fall. She was last year's hottest woman in 2007 but still holding strong at number five, Nicole Mitchell.

(Third album on the way?)

Nicole: I think I'm gonna take a break from music for now and I have enjoyed it for the past two years and I'm gonna focus on wrestling. I do have a movie coming out in the fall and I'm really focused on capturing the Women's Championship for the fourth time. I may be getting close to breaking Trish Stratus' record, you know.

(What was your reaction when John Cena returned at the Royal Rumble?)

Nicole: I was shocked because I didn't expect to see him during that time until later fall because he was out with a pectoral injury; but when he entered that arena at number 30, my jaw dropped, I jumped up and down, and I screamed. And when he won the Royal Rumble, I ran to the ring and jumped in his arms. That's what I love about John, he's my superman.

(What can we expect on your reality show this fall?)

Nicole: Well, there's nothing to say much because it's a reality show but I can say that you could see a lot of John naked.

Announcer: Well, if that's the case, the same thing could be for Nicole as she's well on her way to become a real triple threat as she burns up the Maxim Hot 100 at number five.

Nicole: Well, we finally made it to number one as went through ninety-nine other women on the Maxim Hot 100 including myself and Rochelle.

Rochelle: And we know you're dying to find out who's number one, the hottest of them all.

Delancey: Here are some clues: she's a former St. Louis Rams cheerleader turned professional wrestler who happens to be a two-time Women's Champion.

Nicole: She's also an actress, singer, Playboy cover girl, and now being dubbed the hottest housewife of the WWE.

Rochelle: Do those clues ring a bell? She happens to sit between myself and Nicole. That's right. Delancey Scott is Maxim magazine's hottest woman of 2008.

Delancey: And now, here it is, little ol' me at number one. See for yourself.

Announcer: After a two-year fallout but picking right back up, she has reinvented herself with a sexy new look, a new attitude, a second Women's Championship reign, a new movie, a debut album, and finally, a new husband. She has landed right back to the top and shows no signs of slowing down and that's why Delancey Scott is number one on Maxim's Hot 100.

Delancey: I can't believe I'm number one on Maxim's Hot 100. This is incredible, thank you so much.

(How does it feel to be #1?)

Delancey: Well, like I said before, it's incredible and here's the thing, Bobby called me and said he found out on the Internet and told me I was number one. I didn't believe him until he gave me the source and I was shocked. I'm still speechless.

(What should we call you now?)

Delancey: My real full name is so long, I can't even say it at least six times; so now my name is Delancey Elizabeth Scott Lashley. Now say that six times."

(Are you really competing on Dancing with The Stars?)

Delancey: When they first came to me with this, I was kind of up in the air about it; but I enjoy new challenges so I was like "What the heck?" I've worked on my dancing skills and as everyone knows, I was a St. Louis Rams Cheerleader and I was used to dance on ECW as part of a group called Extreme Expose. Boy, I miss that; it was a fun time. So, I guess this coming fall on ABC, I'll be dancing on Dancing with the Stars.

(How were you able to lift a woman with big arms?)

Delancey: A lot of people were surprised about that; the thing is when I became the number one contender for the Women's Championship, I was doing some training with my husband and I've tried powerlifting which was new to me and there's your answer right there. After I became the Women's Champion and I was facing Beth Phoenix, I was like, "I'm going to beat this girl." So I faced her at No Mercy and the next thing I know, I had her on my shoulders and I did a kneeling torture rack backbacker drop. She did have big arms, but I have gained a lot of body weight while I was training and I didn't think I had that much superstrength.

(What was your embarrassing moment in the wrestling ring?)

Delancey: It was at a houseshow in California and I was facing Melina, I believe, and we were in a match and I think when she tried to whip me, she actually ripped my top off and my boob was showing and I was like, "Aah!" That wench ripped my top and the referee gave me his shirt and I had to beat Melina down. She won't do it again.

Announcer: Well, the hottest housewife of the WWE has nothing to be embarrassed about as she reigns the Maxim Hot 100 as the hottest of them all.

Delancey: Thanks again.

After the tape was over, everybody applauded.

"So how Vickie feel about you girls being in the top ten of Maxim's Hot 100." Jeremy said.

"She is pissed off," Rochelle said. "Brittany overheard her say she'll threaten the magazine but she's crazy."

"Because of us," Delancey said. "I think she wants us gone so bad so she can take over."

"That's just not gonna happen," Nicole said. "She's gonna continue making a fool of herself and she doesn't know it. You just wait and see."

Then One Night Stand was on and it was time for the first match of the night: the Wet and Wild pool match between "Eddie's Angels." Jason, Jeremy, and Ryan of the Boyz in Motion were already in the pool outside of the arena with some of the fans watching by and cheering.

"The following is the first-ever Wet and Wild Pool Match," Lillian Garcia announced as Nicole's entrance theme played first and she came out from the curtain. "Introducing first from St. Louis, Missouri, Nicole Mitchell."

Nicole was wearing a red and white star bikini and her hair in ponytails. Nicole walked down the aisle slapping the hands of the fans and got into the pool standing next to Jason. Then Delancey's entrance theme played next and she rode a motorcycle coming out from the curtain.

"And her opponents, first from Colorado Springs, Colorado, Delancey Scott," Lillian announced.

Delancey was wearing an aqua green bikini and her hair in a ponytail. Delancey walked down the aisle slapping the hands of the fans and got into the pool standing next to Jeremy. Then Rochelle's entrance theme played last and she came out from the curtain.

"And from Jacksonville, Florida, she is the WWE's Women Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian announced.

Rochelle was wearing a purple bikini and her hair was curled. Rochelle raised her Women's Title belt in the air and she walked down the aisle slapping the hands of the fans and flipped her hair backwards before going into the pool standing next to Brent. Then Rochelle gave her belt to the referee and the Angels got on the boys' shoulders as the referee called for the bell.

"Eddie's Angels" began to tackle each other as the boys held and Delancey shoved Rochelle as she and Nicole went at it locking up. Rochelle pushed Delancey from behind and Delancey locked up with Rochelle as Nicole tried to push Delancey off and Rochelle almost pushed both girls into the water. Delancey then tried to push Nicole off while Rochelle was doing the same to Delancey and Delancey shoved Nicole aside and then almost pushed Rochelle into the water.

Then Delancey and Nicole battled each other until Rochelle untied Delancey's bikini top and Jeremy turned Delancey back around and then Rochelle pushed Delancey into the water. Then Nicole and Rochelle immediately locked up and Nicole tried to do Rochelle's same maneuver but Rochelle shoved Nicole's arm away and grabbed Nicole by the waist and then as Nicole almost went for Rochelle's bikini top, Rochelle picked up Nicole and flipped her into the water.

"Here is your winner, the WWE Women's Champion, Rochelle Kennedy," Lillian Garcia announced.

Rochelle raised her arms in the air and then Brent let her off his shoulders as Nicole and Delancey went towards Rochelle and hugged her. Then the girls got out of the pool and they raised each other's arms in the air.

Later, it was time for the First Blood match which was John versus John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield's entrance theme played and the limo came from the side of the arena. Then the driver came out of the limo and he opened the door and JBL came out. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring staring at the crowd and John's entrance theme played and he comes out from the curtain with Nicole, Brittany, Tina, and Kayla following him.

Nicole was wearing a pink short-sleeved varsity top with "CG Diva 54" on it, pink plaid miniskirt, pink hi-top Converse shoes, and her hair straight. Brittany was wearing a pink tube mini dress with butterfly swirl print, black arm warmers, black buckled boots, and her hair straight. Tina was wearing a pink tie neck mini dress with a large buckle and pink and black contrasting drapes and her hair curled. Kayla was wearing a purple v-cup criss-cross top with a rhinestone buckle accented by chain dangles, denim jeans, and her short hair flipped.

The five walked down the ramp and John got inside the ring with the girls staying outside the ring and JBL stared at John as he was pumping himself up. Then John took off his black and orange "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" baseball cap and his 8-bit t-shirt and threw it to the crowd to the crowd and was raising his arms in the air. Then John took off and then took off his dog tags and gave them to the referee and John and JBL had a staredown as the referee called for the bell.

JBL backed away from the corner and ripped off the top turnbuckle of his corner and John did the same and John then went in JBL's face talking smack to him and the two traded shots before JBL got a couple of knees to the midsection and clubbed John in the back. JBL stomped on John's hand before hitting a right hand to his face and whipping him to the ropes and went for a boot to the face but John held onto the ropes and hit a clothesline. JBL bailed out of the ring and John chased after him as he clubbed JBL in the back and hit his head on the announcers' table and threw him back into the ring. Then John punched away at JBL as JBL was covering up and John grabbed JBL and went to whip him but JBL reversed and threw John out of the ring and JBL got out of the ring and got an elbow drop. JBL then landed a right hand to John's head and John covered his head under the ring and JBL pulled him out and his head on the apron of the ring as John climbed back inside the ring.

JBL grabbed John and tried to hit his head on the exposed turnbuckle but John blocked and hit a back elbow before hitting right hands and John went to whip JBL but JBL reversed and hit a back elbow of his own. John rolled to the apron and JBL stomped on him and he grabbed John as John was holding onto the ropes and JBL landed a right hand almost knocking John off the apron and kicked him to his head but John still held on. JBL did it again and John fell off the apron to the floor and JBL got out of the ring and he hit another right hand to John and he grabbed John by the head and rubbed John's face on the steel of the security wall. JBL grabbed John by the head and hit another right hand but John fought back with a right hand of his own and kept retaliating until JBL got a thumb to the eye and kicked John in the head. Then JBL walked to the announcers' side and located a steel chair and he walked back over to John and he placed John's head on the ringpost.

Then JBL tried to smash John's head into the ringpost, but John ducked just in time and fought back with more right hands and JBL stumbled backward to the timekeeper's area and grabbed a microphone and smashed into John's forehead. JBL threw the microphone in the ring and he threw John back in the ring and JBL grabbed John's head and landed another microphone shot before yelling at John demanding his torch back. JBL went for a third microphone shot but John ducked and retaliated again with right hands before he went to whip him to the ropes and JBL reversed and John hit a shouldertackle. Then John got another one and got a sitout hip toss before he powered up and did the "You can't see me" and then hit the Five Knuckle Shuffle and JBL got to his feet before John went for the FU but JBL held onto the ropes and got on the apron.

JBL pulled John on the top rope and both men spilled to the floor before JBL got his feet and he clubbed John in the back and kicked him in the face. Then JBL threw John into the ringpost and JBL hung his head low because John wasn't bleeding and he went over to the ring steps and grabbed the top one and tried to use them, but John ducked and JBL grabbed John and hit his head on the security wall. Then JBL ripped the cover and hit his head on the exposed top and JBL grabbed John and went for a DDT into the ring steps but John clocked and JBL fell on the ring steps. Then John walked to the announcers' side and grabbed a microphone and he walked back over to JBL and got a microphone and hit JBL in the head with it and then John rubbed JBL's face on the ring steps. Then John threw JBL back into the ring and he walked around the ring and grabbed the steel chair and threw that in the ring as he went back inside and he went to hit JBL but JBL took his knees out and then rammed John head-first into the exposed turnbuckle.

JBL raised his hand thinking he won the match but John didn't bleed and JBL bounced off the ropes and missed a clothesline and John hit a running bulldog hitting JBL's face on the steel chair. JBL then crawled to his warm-up towel and pulled out a chain and he smashed John in the ribs with the chain but John didn't bleed nor there was no cut. Then JBL measured John for a shot to the face, but John countered into an FU and John coughed in pain and the two men got to their feet as JBL kicked John in the head which sent John flying backward into the ropes where he was tied up in between the top and middle ropes. Then Kayla tried to get John out as JBL got out of the ring and then pulled out a bull whip and went back to the ring and Kayla backed away as JBL twirled the whip around. As JBL went towards John, John kicked JBL in the balls and then John ran out of the ropes and put JBL in the STFU with the chain wrapped around JBL's throat. JBL coughed up the blood and the referee called for the bell giving John the win.

The Chain Gang Diva Squad got into the ring and Nicole hugged John and helped him up as Kayla kicked JBL in the head. Then Kayla whipped JBL with the bull whip and JBL immediately left the ring as she, Tina, and Brittany laughed and then they raised John's arm in the air. Then John got on the turnbuckles and saluted to the crowd & raised his arms in the air and he got back down and left the ring. Cena walked over to NFL star Shawne Merriman and gave him a quick hug before he got back in the ring and grabbed the steel chain with a smile on his face.

For Nicole, in her mind, so far it was the Angels with the score of 2 and Vickie Guerrero with the score of 0.

A little later, it was time for the Stretcher match which was Dave versus Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels' entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain pumping up the crowd. Then he got down on his knees and raised his arms in the air as the pyro went off and then he walked down the ramp and got in the ring. Shawn continued to pump the crowd up as he took off his cowboy hat and shirt and Dave's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Rochelle following him. Rochelle was wearing a pink fur mini tube top, black leather pants, and her hair curled. Dave and Rochelle stared at Shawn as Dave did his thing with the pyro with Rochelle kneeling in front of him and Rochelle got back up and the two walked down the aisle and got into the ring. Rochelle stood in the middle of the ring as Dave got on the turnbuckles flexing his muscles staring at Shawn and got back down. Then Rochelle got out of the ring as the referee called for the bell.

Shawn immediately jumped on Dave and punched away at him and Dave threw him off and Shawn went at it again and Dave threw him off again. Dave then hit a huge right hand and Dave went for the Batista Bomb but Shawn escaped and Dave quickly clotheslined Michaels over the top rope onto the stretcher positioned ringside. Dave got out of the ring and took the cover off the stretcher and Dave grabbed Shawn and dropped on the exposed stretcher before Dave grabbed Shawn and went to whip him but Shawn reversed and whipped Dave into the ring steps. Then Shawn grabbed Dave and ran him into the ringpost and then he bounced his head on the ringpost before he went to kick Dave but Dave grabbed his leg and Shawn hit an enziguri to Dave's head.

Shawn shoved off the ring steps and placed one near Dave and he placed him on it and Shawn hit a right hand and went over to the stretcher and rammed Dave's midsection with it. Shawn placed the cover back on the stretcher as Dave fell off the ring steps and Shawn rammed Dave's jaw with the stretcher and Shawn placed Dave on it. Dave fought back with clubs and knees to the head and Dave kicked Shawn in the midsection and went for the Batista Bomb but Shawn held on and Dave rammed Shawn's back on the apron and placed him on the stretcher. Shawn wrapped his legs around Dave and got him in a neck submission hold as Dave was fading and Shawn got Dave on the stretcher and was about to wheel him to finish line but Dave fought back with a right hand and kicked Shawn off.

Shawn got up and walked over to Dave and he went to whip Dave but Dave reversed and whipped Shawn to the ringpost. Dave got Shawn on his shoulders and hit his back on the apron and he did it again on the security wall and Dave threw Shawn back in the ring and hit a clothesline. Then Dave whipped Shawn to the corner and splashed him and then Dave got Shawn on his shoulders and hit a running powerslam and Dave was stalking Shawn and went for a spear but Shawn moved and Dave's shoulder hit the ringpost. Then Shawn hit a forearm and went to whip Dave but Dave reversed and Shawn hit a flying forearm and he climbed on the turnbuckle and hit a flying elbow. Then Shawn went for Sweet Chin Music, but Dave cut him off with a clothesline and Dave went for the Batista Bomb but Michaels hit a right hand to Dave's head and slipped out to his feet and nailed the superkick making Dave fall on the stretcher ringside.

Shawn got out of the ring and tried to wheel the stretcher but Dave held onto the ring apron and Shawn slapped his arm off and as Shawn went to wheel the stretcher, Dave simply fell off the stretcher to the floor. Then Shawn placed the stretcher next to Dave and placed Dave back on the stretcher but Dave fought back with a right hand and a couple of knees to the head. Shawn then rammed the stretcher to Dave's midsection and did it again and went to do it a third time but Dave held onto the stretcher and Dave then used the stretcher as a weapon to smash Michaels beneath the chin and then once in the midsection. Then Dave threw Shawn back to the ring and Dave nailed a spear and delivered a Dave Bomb. Dave dragged Michaels across the ring and pulled him out of the ring onto the stretcher.

Suddenly, Chris Jericho showed up and talked in Shawn's face while Dave tried to wheel the stretcher but Shawn held onto the ring apron and Dave put his hands on his hips as Rochelle was arguing with Chris. Referees finally escorted Chris to the back while Shawn slowly got up and Dave dragged Michaels into the ring and Dave got in the ring stood over Michaels, who slowly pulled himself up at Dave's feet. He shoved Dave a little and went for a superkick but to no avail and then Dave picked up Michaels and put a twist on Michaels's words to Ric Flair at WrestleMania before giving him a second Batista Bomb.

Dave dragged Michaels across the ring and pulled him out of the ring onto the stretcher and Dave then wheeled Michaels up the entrance ramp on the stretcher, but Chris Jericho came and stopped the stretcher. Rochelle argued with Chris again as Dave had his hands on his hips and Michaels simply fell off the stretcher and collapsed to the floor. Chris shouted more encouragement as Dave walked back up the ramp and picked up the ring steps and he grabbed Shawn and gave him a spinebuster on the ring steps and then Dave put him back on the stretcher and wheeled it across the finish line at the top of the ramp to pick up the win.

Then the referee raised Dave's arm in the air along with Rochelle and Rochelle laughed at Chris as she and Dave stared at Shawn and walked away with smiles on their faces.

Rochelle was happy that Dave got he wanted and hopefully or maybe, Ric Flair was happy as well. So far, the Angels 3, Vickie Guerrero, 0.

After One Night Stand was over, La Familia were walking over to the parking lot cheering and celebrating because Edge became the new World Heavyweight Champion and the Undertaker had been banished from the WWE. The Angels and Ulysses tried desperately to stop that from happening but apparently ran into "unseen roadblocks" meaning they didn't have a clue who tried to stop them. As they walked to their cars, they noticed they have been vandalized. There were eggs, windows broken, shaving all over, and graffiti that said "Edge sucks" and "Vickie is a tramp!"

La Familia were pissed off knowing who vandalized the cars and "Eddie's Angels" were watching the whole time with smiles on their faces as they went to their cars and drove away. The Undertaker may have been gone but "Eddie's Angels" had another plan up in the horizon.