Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby
this is meant to be funny.
Disclaimer: not owned, just adored
Warnings: not Ruby bashing, swear word/s other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.
Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.
The trip to Bobby's took longer than was expected, it started when Dean started to meow loudly, of course Sam couldn't understand what he was trying to say, until Dean climbed into his lap, and then proceeded to urinate on him, making sure not to get any on the Impala's interior, Ruby cracked up.
"I think your going to need to change Sam."
"Dammit Dean, we need to get some kind of communication going, you can't pee on me every time you need to go to the bathroom."
After getting changed, Sam started plotting a communication plan.
"Ok, how about One meow if you need to go to the toilet, two if your hungry, three for yes and four for no, this go's for both of you, I don't want Dean clawing you to shreds if you mess up his car Cas."
"Meow, meow, meow."
"Good, now that's settled, lets get going."
Alas, now that he had a way to talk, Dean wouldn't shut up, every time they passed a diner. "Meow,meow." finally Sam and Ruby both got sick of it, even Castiel woke from his nap occasionally to glare at Dean.
"Dean, if you don't stop that, I swear I will take you to Bobby's in a Carrier."
"Meow, meow, meow, meow."
"Yes, and I'll get it in pink, with Powerpuff Girls on it."
"HISSSS."
After an hour of blessed silence, a loud meow emerged from Castiel, not willing to let people see the cat with wings, Sam had to carry him to a nearby bush, Castiel gave him a dirty look.
"What?"
Castiel looked pointedly at the restroom across the road.
"Cas, you can't go there, too many people might see you, go behind the bush."
"Meow, meow, meow, meow."
"Come on Castiel....You can't....it won't....fine, you win."
Wrapping him in his jacket, Sam stealthily made his way over to the restroom.
"You know, if people see me at the moment, they'll think some crazy drug addict was using in their public areas."
"Meow, meow, meow."
Finally getting into the toilets, Sam took Castiel to one of the cubicles and set him on the seat, and waited, and waited.
"What is it now?"
Cas looked pointedly at the cubicle door.
"You want me to wait outside, is that it."
"Meow, meow, meow."
"Fine."
Sam stepped outside, he heard the distinct, if smaller sound of liquid hitting liquid, than the flush, how on earth had Castiel managed to flush, Sam didn't know, at last they were really ready to go.
Sam drove as fast as he possibly could the rest of the way to Bobby's, Bobby was at the door when they pulled up, Sam opened the door, forgetting to get Dean and Castiel first, they bolted out of the car, and where greeted by a very loud sound.
"RUFF,RUFF,ARROOWW."
They fled, Castiel shot up Bobby's right leg, while Dean torpedoed up his left.
"What the fuck, Sammy, where did the cats come from."
"Just hold on Bobby, I'll be right there."
By the time Sam got there, both kittens were firmly attached to Bobby's Head.
"Alright Dean, it's alright, just let go of Bobby's ear, gently now, that's it, good Dean......Gotcha, Ruby grab him while I get Castiel."
Castiel took less time to pry off then Dean had, gently Cradling him, Sam looked at Bobby.
"Uhm, Dean and Cas have been turned into Kittens and we need your help."
"Bwahhahahahahahah, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah."
"I'm not joking Bobby."
"I know, But the idea of Dean as a cat, just wait a moment."
"Bobby, what are you doing?"
"I'm getting my camera."
TBC
