Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby

this is meant to be funny.

Disclaimer: not owned, just adored

Warnings: not Ruby bashing, swear word/s other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.

Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.

Dean was getting tired of trying to get Sammy to stop the car and take him to a toilet, or a least somewere he could pee, he tried clawing his legs, flicking his tail in his face, and meowing, loudly, finally he gave up, placeing himself carefully on Sam's lap, he checked his aim, no way he was peeing on his baby, and let loose on Sam's jeans, Sam had a look of disgust on his face as he stopped the car, Dean could hear Ruby bursting into laughter in the back, feeling kinda bad as Sam yelled at him about communication, kitty style, he still felt a small amount of pride as Sammy managed to slide out of the impala without spilling any of the piss on the seats and went to change his clothes, Sammy had his thinking look on as he came back to the car.

"Ok, how about One meow if you need to go to the toilet, two if your hungry, three for yes and four for no, this go's for both of you, I don't want Dean clawing you to shreds if you mess up his car Cas."

"Meow, meow, meow."

Dean was looking at both of them as he said it, Cas looked at him.

"Honestly Dean, like I'd pee inside a car."

"Well, make sure you don't Cas, Sammy's right, pee in the car, I shred you."

"Good, now that's settled, lets get going."

Dean was hungry, he knew they'd already eaten, but Sam wouldn't stop again, he kept trying to get them to stop, though he was a little sorry for waking Castiel from his nap, then Sam threatened him with a pink powerpuff girls carrycase, after making his displeasure at that known, he decided to settle down for a nap as well, he got about an hours sleep, when Cas's loud meow woke him, He watched as Sammy stopped the car and headed to a nearby bush, Dean knew there was no way Cas was going to go behind a bush.

He was proven right as Sam carried a fully wrapped Castiel to the toilets across the road, he looked like some kind of suspicious character from one of those old movies, skulking about with a secret package, going into the bathrooms, Dean was a little surprised at how long it took them to come out.

"So, Cas, what took you guys so long?"

"He was watching."

"Huh?"

"I had to get Sam out of the toilet before I went."

"Why, I mean dude, your a cat, we can do a shit in the middle of a park, and all we'd hear is someone telling Sammy to pick it up."

"I don't like being watched, it's, discomforting."

"Alright, alright, don't get your tail in a twist, I was just asking, is it my imagination, or is Sammy breaking the speed limit."

"Yes, we are definitely going faster then we should."

"That's my boy Sammy."

"Please do not encourage this, it is most disconcerting."

"You don't like going fast, do you Cas."

"Not really, going fast can get people hurt."

"Your not just talking about the car, are you."

"No."

They're conversation finished they both decided to settle in and nap until they got to Booby's.

Dean and Castiel both woke up as they felt the car come to a stop, eagerly waiting for Sam to open the door, they both shot out to have a look around, until Dean froze, they both heard it, a loud, barking, howling sound.

"Fuck, Cas, the hellhound's have found me!!!"

Dean was off, Castiel followed him as they both headed towards Bobby, they raced up his legs and clung to him, so close they couldn't really hear him talk because the vibrations blotted the sound out, Dean slowly began to relax as Sammy gently spoke to him, but it was Castiel's reassurances that, no that was not a hellhound, just a very large dog, that settled him down, letting himself be pulled off, he heard the last part of Bobby's sentence very clearly.

"Cas, there is no way I'm letting Bobby photograph me while I'm like this, I'm outta here."

"If you say so Dean, but I don't think he is going to let this one go."

"Yeah, whatever."

TBC