Pairings/characters: no pairing, Dean, Castiel, Sam, Ruby
this is meant to be funny.
Disclaimer: not owned, just adored
Warnings: not Ruby bashing, swear word/s other than that,none that i'm aware of, if you see something let me know.
Summary: All Sam could think was W......T.....F.
Bobby was confused at first, usually the boys called first, this time they arrived out of the blue, it wasn't until two small cats, bolted straight for him with Dame right on their heels, that he thought maybe something was wrong, He was distracted from the car as both of them used his legs as a tree, calling to Sam, he got a distracted reply as the kittens attached themselves to his skull, it wasn't until he heard what Sam was saying that he realized what was happening.
It took Sam a while to pull Dean of his skull, Bobby had to admit suddenly being that small had to be scary, but he also knew that as soon as the kittens were of him he was getting his camera, but first he had to know what was going on.
He gave Sam *THE LOOK*, you know the one,parents use it on children, a lot.
"Uhm, Dean and Cas have been turned into Kittens and we need your help."
"Bwahhahahahahahah, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah."
"I'm not joking Bobby."
"I know, But the idea of Dean as a cat, just wait a moment."
"Bobby, what are you doing?"
"I'm getting my camera."
Almost an hour later, mainly because Dean kept hiding from his camera, Bobby wasn't letting this one go without photo's, Bobby started to interrogate Sam.
"So do you know how the curse went."
"No."
"Do you have any idea what type of demon it was."
"I have a slight idea."
"Yes Ruby?"
"Well his demonic form had three small stone like protrusions from it's chest."
"I thought demons where black smoke."
"Some are, but a few have physical bodies, their very rare here on earth, and very dangerous, as they can't just smoke and enter."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well in order to enter a host, they have to cast some pretty powerful dark magic, to keep the host alive while they enter his body."
"You'll need to explain a little more, ok Ruby."
"They can't turn into black smoke, as you like to say, instead they semi dissolve into a jelly-like substance, and enter via the pores in the soles of the feet, why do you think I always make you guys wash your feet when you step in something sticky, after they've entered the skin they work into the bones, then up the skeleton, this may take anything from 2 days to several months, depending on how strong they are, as they get into the skull, they extrude tendrils into the spinal cord and brain, after they have complete control, they need to hibernate for 10 months, so that they can re-solidify."
"That sounds horrible, it's a good thing their rare."
"Yes, their rare, but they always travel in groups of 4, we killed one, this means there are 3 still out there."
"Ok, we may need to find the other three, but first we need to fix Dean and Cas, yeah."
"Alright, lets get that done.....Bobby where are they?"
TBC
