1. April Showers Bring the Wrong Mayflower
Sara stared confusedly at the giant replica of the Mayflower that had just destroyed the garage. "Hello, is this the manager of April Showers? There's been a mistake with the delivery. I ordered a one foot replica from your History catalog, not a hundred-foot one."
"Happy Not-Birthday, Sa-" a strong gust of wind ripped the cake out of Milo's hands, splattering the Mayflower and setting it aflame.
"Can you hold? Thanks. Hi, Mr. Chase. A not-birthday cake set a replica of the Mayflower on fire at our house. You will? Thanks for your help!"
2. Bee-ware
Vinnie and Balthazar had never run so fast in their lives, not even in their training simulation. "Who in their right mind let bees take up residence in here?" Balthazar cursed.
"Without them we wouldn't be seeing all these flowers, Balthy! They're important pollinators in the ecosystem!" Vinnie replied. "And their honey is great for sore throats!"
"You can lecture me later on preventing their extinction! Just run!"
"Next time we should bee-ware. Get it? I added an extra 'e' to make it a double pun on 'beware' and 'be aware'?"
"Ugh."
3. Bunnies
"Stop, Milo," Elliot said curtly. "These adorable baby bunnies need to cross the street and I will not allow you to cross at the same time lest some tragedy befall them."
Milo glanced at the heap of fluff next to him. "They are pretty cute," he said. "Are they domesticated?"
Elliot nodded. "My brother runs a petting zoo and-oh, don't distract me from my duties. Don't think I don't know your tricks."
"I don't think you've seen my original take on a rabbit-in-a-hat trick-"
"Don't even think about touching those fluffballs, Murphy."
