Chapter 28: The Angelic Coalition Strikes Again and a Change of Heart
Smackdown was in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Brittany was in a Divas' match against Victoria.
Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Then he walked down the ramp and got into the ring and he asked for the microphone as the crowd chanted "You suck!"
"Last week at the end of Smackdown," Edge said. "I called off my marriage to Vickie Guerrero. I had a week to contemplate to mull over my feelings and I stand by my statement: the wedding is off. You know what? When I proposed to Vickie, I did it because he loved her, because I cherished her. I looked at Vickie, I looked at us as equals; but the minute she tried to give me orders, me, uh-uh. I don't work that way; I'm the Rated-R Superstar. And you know what? I've been happier ever since, I've been happier standing on my own, my own man, and let's face it. Vickie Guerrero is not good enough for me. You know, I'm gonna take this opportunity to prove all of my critics wrong, prove all of my critics like you wrong. I'm gonna prove all of you wrong at the Great American Bash. All of you people that think I was only the World Heavyweight Champion because I had General Manager Vickie Guerrero in my corner. Is that what you think? Well, you're wrong." Edge kept saying that pointing at every corner of the crowd. "Do I know why you're wrong? Let me remind you I won more championships than anyone currently in the industry, anyone. Pick a name, I'm on top of it. And I'm gonna prove it again at the Great American Bash when I defeats Triple H and once again become your WWE Champion."
"Excuse me! Excuse me!" Vickie said as she rolled out from the curtain in her wheelchair. "Excuse me, baby, if you think you can come out here……" Then the crowd booed. "Excuse me! I have something to say. If you think you can come out here and say that it's my loss because we're not getting married, you have another thing coming. Last week, you said you're the real General Manager of Smackdown, let's see how you deal with this. I'm putting him in a match tonight to help prepare" you against your title match Triple H at the Great American Bash, tonight, Edge, your match will be a no-Disqualification match against the World's Largest Athlete, The Big Show. Good luck, baby."
"You think you can come out here and get one over on me, huh? Well, guess what? I'm not scared of The Big Show. You think I'm afraid of the Big Show? I'm not. Well, I'll tell you what, Vickie, He said by the end of Smackdown tonight, the Big Show is gonna be just like you, a loser."
"Shut up. Audio, turn his microphone off!"
"Oh, you wanna turn my microphone off……."
Then Edge's microphone was turned off and then Vickie laughed.
In "Eddie's Angels'" locker room, the girls, Ulysses, and Brittany were shaking their heads.
"Geez, I'm so glad John and I never argue and are definitely not dysfunctional like Edge and Vickie," Nicole said.
"This definitely reminds me of Heidi and Spencer of the Hills," Brittany said. "Heidi gives orders and Spencer doesn't follow them."
"Edge and Vickie are much worse than Heidi and Spencer," Rochelle said. "I mean, what if they get together again."
"I ain't gonna complain," Delancey said. "We're just gonna embarrass Vickie and expose her as the bitch she really is."
"True."
A little later, "Eddie's Angels" and Brittany were walking down the hallway strutting their stuff until they reached the Women's Locker Room and went inside. Then they walked up to Natalya, Victoria, and Maryse and got in their faces.
"Well, well, well," Rochelle said, "if it isn't the BFFs and the homewrecker. How lovely it is to see you."
"What do you want?" Natalya said.
"Oh, we just wanted to say to Victoria and Maryse that it's too bad that neither of you won't be facing Natalya for the Divas Championship and you'll probably never get the chance at all," Nicole said.
"Oh, yeah, says who?" Victoria said.
"Says us and you know it's true," Delancey said.
"Wait a minute," Maryse said, "who gave you the right to tell us when we can never compete for the Divas Championship?"
"We did," Rochelle said. "You jumped us at the Great American Bash and that's the biggest mistake you made that cost you the Divas Championship."
"You girls are talking crazy," Victoria said.
"Oh, you'll see how crazy we are the next time you decide to jump us or anyone else," Nicole said.
"What exactly do you mean?" Natalya said.
"You'll see," Brittany said.
Then "Eddie's Angels" left the Women's Locker Room leaving the other three Divas confused.
Then it was time for the Divas' tag team match which was Natalya and Maryse versus Michelle McCool and Cherry.
Natalya's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Maryse following her. The two walked down the ramp and Natalya got into the ring first as Maryse got on the apron and went into the ring and flipped her hair backwards as Natayla got on the turnbuckle and raised her arms in the air. Then Natayla got back down and Michelle McCool's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain with Cherry following her. The two walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and they got into the ring as Michelle got on the apron shaking her butt to the crowd. Then Michelle and Cherry on the turnbuckle and raised their arms in the air and they got back down and Natalya & Cherry left the ring as the referee called for the bell.
Maryse immediately went after Michelle but Michelle got a wristlock and took her down for a one count. Then Michelle tripped Maryse and covered again for a one count and Michelle twisted Maryse's arm and kicked her in the midsection and kicked her in the midsection and got a European uppercut and went to whip Maryse but Maryse did a cartwheel and was showing off before Michelle hit a nice dropkick on Maryse for a one count. Then Michelle got Maryse in a facelock as Cherry tagged in and she clubbed Maryse in the back and twisted her arm and got a snapmare before she bounced off the ropes and got a neck snap for a two count.
Then Maryse tagged in and Natalya and Natalya went behind Cherry and Cherry got a back elbow and landed a snapmare before she bounced off the rope and got a shouldertackle for a one count. Then Cherry bounced off the rope again and Natalya got a scoop slam and Natalya got a kick to the head and hit Cherry's head onto the turnbuckle before stretching her leg to the middle rope. Then Cherry kicked Natalya in the midsection and got a forearm and kicked Natalya in the chest and Cherry went for a kneedrop and kicked Cherry in the knee before Natayla won soon thereafter with a Sharpshooter.
Michelle went into the ring to check on Cherry and then Natalya went after Michelle clubbing her in the back and sending her to the corner with shoulderblocks and hit her head on the turnbuckle before knocking her to the floor. Then a taller redheaded woman came into the ring, grabbed Natayla by the hair, and did an amazing Swinging fisherman suplex as Maryse looked on while two blonde girls jumped out from the crowd and both hit Maryse's head onto the apron. As they were stomping on her, "Eddie's Angels" came out from the curtain and walked down the ramp and the blondes threw Maryse back in the ring. Then Maryse begged for mercy and then the red-headed woman grabbed her and landed the Swinging fisherman suplex on Maryse. Then "Eddie's Angels" got into the ring and applauded the girls' work as Rochelle asked for a microphone.
"Oops, sorry," Rochelle said. "We forgot to mention that we have three more members of our personal army, the Angelic Coalition: Christina Alexis, Destiny, and Jasmine Morgan. Natalya, Maryse, and Victoria, we're gonna give the same message we gave to the RAW Divas: the next time you decide to listen to Vickie Guerrero and jump us, the tables will turn and your chance at being the Divas' Champion will cost you dearly."
Then the Angels, Christina, Destiny, and Jasmine raised each other's arms in the air and left the ring and they walked up the ramp with smiles on their faces looking at the unconscious Natalya and Maryse.
Now here was the scoop on the other three members of the Angelic Coalition: Christina Alexis whose full name is Christina Alexis Borden is 25 years old from Houston, Texas. She is 6'3" with red hair & brown eyes and she's a fitness model and former fitness champion. Destiny, whose real name is Lauren Lang, is 23 years old from Portland, Oregon. She is 5'10" with blonde hair & blue eyes and she's also a fitness model and an accomplished gymnast. Jasmine Morgan is 22 years old from Tallahassee, Florida. She's 5'7" with blonde hair & brown eyes and she is a high school graduate with honors, a star athlete in basketball and track & field, and a model.
Later, it was time for the Divas' match which was Brittany versus Victoria. Victoria's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"The following Divas' match is scheduled for one fall," Justin Roberts announced. "Introducing first from Los Angeles, California, Victoria."
Victoria walked down the ramp and got on the apron and leaped into the ring. Victoria looked around to see if any members of the Angelic Coalition were around and then Brittany's entrance theme played and she came out from the curtain.
"And her opponent from Manhattan, New York, Brittany Swanson," Justin announced.
Brittany was wearing a red midriff top with slashes showing off her black bustier, black pants with black straps and silver tone pyramid stud & chain details, red & black striped arm warmers, and her hair straight. Brittany walked down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans and went into the ring and got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her left arm in the air. She got back down as the referee called for the bell.
Brittany and Victoria circled around the ring and they locked up before Brittany hit three armdrags and Victoria snapped before Brittany landed a drop toe hold. Then Brittany got Victoria in a submission hold and Victoria bit Brittany's finger and Brittany hit a forearm before whipping Victoria to the corner. Brittany charged but Victoria moved and hit a running face plant for a two count. Then Victoria clubbed Brittany in the back and stood on her hair while pulling her arms and pulled her up slamming her down and Victoria was clubbing Brittany in the back again. Victoria covered for a two count and Brittany fought back with shots to the midsection and Brittany whipped Victoria to the ropes and Victoria dragged Brittany down by the hair.
Victoria clubbed Brittany in the back and kicked her and hit Brittany hard in the chest before covering for a two count. Then Victoria got Brittany in a corner foot choke twice and as Victoria was taunting Brittany, Brittany retaliated with a right hand and Brittany did a nice nip up into an immediate arm drag. Brittany followed with a couple of clotheslines and got Victoria in a bridge suplex for a two count. Brittany got a roundhouse kick and missed another roundhouse kick as Victoria did a Matrix bridge and dragged Brittany down by the hair. Then Victoria did her standing moonsault for a two count and climbed up the turnbuckle for a crossbody but Brittany moved and Victoria missed a clothesline then Brittany scored a quick pin with a bridge suplex.
"Here is your winner, Brittany Swanson," Justin announced.
Brittany quickly left the ring and Victoria was shocked as the referee raised Brittany's arm in the air. Victoria was looking around for the Angelic Coalition and was freaking out as Brittany shrugged her shoulders and jumped up and down as Smackdown went to a commercial break.
Later it was time for the No Disqualification match between Edge and the Big Show.
The Big Show's entrance theme played and pyro was set off as he came out from the curtain. He walked down the ramp and got into the ring and raised his arm in the air. Edge's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain and he slowly walked down the ramp and took his shirt off. Edge slowly got into the ring and Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder came out from the curtain wheeling Vickie Guerrero to the top of the ramp.
Vickie watched from the stage as Edge kept looking at her and he immediately went after the Big Show and the Big Show headbutted him and then the Big Show dragged Edge to the corner and landed a hard, loud chop to Edge's chest. Big Show tossed Edge around ringside and got a scoop slam as Edge rolled out of the ring and tried to get back in but Big Show ran Edge to the security wall and Big Show took apart the announcers' table. Big Show grabbed Edge and got another chop to the chest and Big Show got Edge on his shoulders but Edge escaped and surprised Show with a spear.
Then Edge went under the ring and had a kendo stick in his hand and Vickie had wheeled herself to ringside snarling at Edge. Edge went to hit Big Show in the ribs with the stick but Big Show grabbed the stick and pressed Edge in the air and Edge kneed out of Big Show's grip with the stick and went to escape but Big Show grabbed Edge and Big Show continued to toss Edge around ringside. Then Big Show ran Edge into the ringsteps and Big Show grabbed Edge and got another hard chop to the chest and pushed him over the security wall.
Then Big Show grabbed Edge but Edge got a jawbreaker and Edge leaped off the security wall onto Big Show with a bulldog onto the floor mat and Edge grabbed the kendo stick and hit the Big Show's head sending him back to the ring and Big Show shoved him in the corner. Then Edge kicked a charging Big Show and then applied a sleeper type hold while hanging on Big Show's back and then Big Show backdropped Edge to the mat to escape and Big Show got a headbutt and he whipped Edge to the corner and splashed him and then he bounced off the ropes and got a shouldertackle.
Big Show went for a chokeslam and Edge countered with a DDT and Edge covered but Big Show threw him off and then Edge got out of the ring and grabbed a chair and got back in the ring and when Edge charged at Big Show with a chair, Big Show punched the chair with his fist and knocked Edge backward. As Big Show grabbed Edge, Edge used a low blow to defend himself and Edge smashed Big Show with a chair and then set a chair under his head. But Big Show popped up and gave Edge a chokeslam and he then set Edge's head on the chair and he grabbed a chair himself and just as he was about to smash Edge…….
"No, no, no," Vickie said. "Stop, stop, stop! Stop the match!" She got into the ring and screeched for the bell to ring to end the match. "I said stop the match!"
The bell rang and the Big Show held the chair in the air as the referee told him to put the chair down then the Big Show let it drop. Vickie got down and hugged Edge as the Big Show looked down and left the ring and Edge finally recovered enough to sit up and see Vickie sitting there cradling and proclaiming her love for him again. Edge finally broke into a smile and said he loves her too and they made out as Edge stood up and asked for a microphone.
"Baby," Edge said as he got down on one knee, "baby, will you marry me?"
"Yes," Vickie said as she smiled.
Then Edge hugged Vickie and Vickie was jumping up and down happily and she said,
"We're getting married!"
Then the two hugged again and Edge said,
"Let's get married next week!"
"Yes, next week," Vickie said as she giggled.
Then La Familia came out from the curtain and walked down the ramp and hugged Edge and Vickie and then everyone raised each other's arms in the air as Smackdown came to a close.
"See, what did I tell you?" Rochelle said back in "Eddie's Angels'" locker room.
"Wowee," Delancey said. "So now what are we gonna do?"
"Stick with the plan, expose Vickie Guerrero," Nicole said.
"That's exactly what we're gonna do next week at the week," Rochelle said, "and Vickie Guerrero will be gone before she even knows it."
